Nuevo Laredo

[Mcklipsch]

CenTexCrash, I appreciate your trip reports to Nuevo Laredo Boystown & Reynosa Boystown. Glad that you didn't get robbed by the Zetas-not Zebras. Los Zetas Cartel owns / runs the the city of Nuevo Laredo. The Gulf Cartel & Sinaloa Cartel are at war with Los Zetas Cartel in Nuevo Laredo, trying to take the city of Nuevo Laredo away from Los Zetas. The city of Reynosa is owned / controlled by the Gulf Cartel.

CenTexCrash, are you purchasing Mexican Auto Insurance at the border when you drive across into Mexico? Mexico does not recognize American Auto Insurance as Valid Insurance in Mexico. And the laws are different if you get into a wreck. An auto accident in Mexico is a criminal offense, unlike in the USA where an auto accident is a civil offense. If you get into an auto accident in Mexico without Mexican Auto Insurance & are found at fault for the accident by the Transito Police. If you don't have Mexican Auto Insurance, you will be required to pay for damages to the other vehicle on the spot at the accident scene. And if there are possible personal injuries to anyone in the other vehicle, you will have to pay money on the spot at the accident scene for the personal injuries. If you don't have the money, the Transito Police will throw you in Jail & impound your car. Driving in Mexico without Mexican Auto Insurance is like playing a dangerous game of Russian Roulette.

[95 Vette]

Now 95 Vette, where exactly do you hang out in Acuna. I'm thinking possibly Tochos or Jesse's? Any other places? And is it possible to find an 8 or 9 in one of those places?

Yes sir. I also go up and down the street there to the other places, such as el venadito, and a couple others there. Yes it is possible, just it just depends on when they decide to go. Most of the 8s or 9s that do go only go once in a while because their husbands / bfs aren't there and they go out, to have fun and of course to make a little money.

There was one in tochos not too long ago they called her "la rokera' not because she liked to do that but because she was a metal head. Fine as hell; drank a few brews with her, but didn't end up doing anything.

Hell I'm thinking of either going in a few mins of tomorrow night for a while.

[CenTexCrash]

Went to Laredo for unrelated stuff. Got done Early Saturday night, went to NLBT, or what's left of it. When we got in, we saw the van guy and some truckers, but didn't stop to say anything. Doorways were gravely slim pickings. Alot of my familiar faces were non-existant.

Some guy at the very back Pool Hall between Danash and the Tranny Corner was toting a rifle shooting at cars driving too fast. He left us alone thank God.

Got bombarded left and right by Trannies walking the streets, didn't get physical, but they got in my face, and I got loud right back. Until one of the trannies ended up being a blessing in disguise. Yeah I said it.

One of the dudes dressed as a chick saw us three Gringos, and pulled us into the front bar, and ordered us to act casual, lose ourselves in the crowd and don't go outside until the coast is clear, and I listened to what he / she said next:

There was a band of Zebras in a White Ford Expedition racing 40MPH up and down the main street stopping to rob pedestrians at gunpoint.

Tranny dude told us to NOT draw attention to ourselves and either wait it out for the Zebras to leave, or wait for a chance to make a break for the car without drawing attention. I saw the White Expedition, and it was pretty depressing.

They were there for I swear 3 hours racing back and forth. And then finally they leave, and about an hour later, we left and right outside the BT entrance going both ways, the Mexican Army had roadblocks searching all cars, and they spent 10 whole minutes searching ours questioning my Spanish speaking compadres.

All in all, this was a night I wish not to repeat.

[Joroke]

[quote=rikimichaels; 1343715]yes, joroke, my choices are running real thin. i have a new plan however. therefore, my plan is to call her and see if she wants to go out. imagine that. a good looking, normal woman that is not a prostitute and won't try to spend all night [CodeWord125] me of my money. i'll let you know what happens.

right on, rikimichaels. that's the very next thing to do. you're right on with your new propsosed plan. a couple of year ago before the fall of nlbt, this buddy of mine and i would always go to papagayos and tamyko's. it was at tamyko's that we met two working girls that happen to be friends with eachother. my friend at the time hooked up with the working girl named jackie, a semi-tall black haired chick with big boobs. and i hooked up with her friend whoes artistic name was azelea, a somewhat short light complcted little cutie, not much of a rack but she had a back-end that wouldn't quit. anyway, after at least a year of meeting at tamyko's and patronizing the club the entire night, we talked the working girls into meeting outside of nlbt as if it were somewhat of a date, doing "regular" stuff such as dinner, clubing, dancing, drinking, so forth. we would take out a room at a local hotel, buy a bottle to take back to the room and at the end of a night out all four of us would make our way back to the hotel in individual rooms and continue having a good time drinking and f_ _ _ing. we did this for at least another two more years, until jackie moved back to her hometown in mexico which left my friend dry. to this day, i continued to do this with the same working girl, azalea, whom i have now known for 5-years. however, that's quickly coming to an end because of her fixated thirst for money. it seems you can only go so far with these working girls, until the next sucker comes around. anyway, you're plan is a good one. do it. it's good while it lasts. and as long as the chick cooperates. let me know what happens.

[RikiMichaels]

yes, joroke, my choices are running real thin. i have a new plan however. a couple of years ago, i was hanging out in my favorita cantina in nuevo laredo, which is called la mina. it is now closed. i was waiting for a girl that used to work in papaguayos and marthas by the name of lili. she is a beautiful girl from guatemala who also goes by the name of stacy. while i was waiting for lili, who of course was late, i ran into two women. i started talking to one of them. she was a nice looking woman arount 35 years old that was actually not a prostitute. she actually had a normal job in nl selling vacations and hotels. we started talking about her job and i was having a good time getting to know her. and then in walks lili, who has a beautiful rack. she was wearing a hooters guatemala tight fitting shirt and looked awesome! lili and i went up to danash and had a good time hanging out with some of her girlfriends that worked there.

while waiting for lili that night, i asked for fabiola's number and she gave it to me. a couple of weeks later i called her and we went out together drinking and dancing at several bars in nl. i had a great time with her. therefore, my plan is to call her and see if she wants to go out. imagine that. a good looking, normal woman that is not a prostitute and won't try to spend all night [CodeWord125] me of my money. i'll let you know what happens.

now 95 vette, where exactly do you hang out in acuna. i'm thinking possibly tochos or jesse's? any other places? and is it possible to find an 8 or 9 in one of those places?

lol. hey riki micheals, i just had to laugh out loud at your comments of disgust. i've been following your posts on the forum and enjoyed your descriptive write ups of your misadventures with you lady laura and you travels throught the mexcan landscape in search of hapiness. i tell you, these working girls can eventually turn the best relationship into a love / hate affair and then shift the relationship into selfdistruction. looks to me like your running out of options and places fast, rikemichaels. it's so damed frustrating to see what's happening in mexico and how much things have changed. anyway, goodluck and hope you find your niche. oh, and by the way, that ***** laura deserved to be stood up. they all usually do at some point or other. they have the tendancy of biting the hand that feeds them. kudos to you, dude.

[Joroke]

.vowing never to come back to Hunter's and give that money grabbing bastard and his girls another dime. Lessons learned gentlemen!

LOL. Hey Riki Micheals, I just had to laugh out loud at your comments of disgust. I've been following your posts on the forum and enjoyed your descriptive write ups of your misadventures with you lady Laura and you travels throught the Mexcan landscape in search of hapiness. I tell you, these working girls can eventually turn the best relationship into a love / hate affair and then shift the relationship into selfdistruction. Looks to me like your running out of options and places fast, RikeMichaels. It's so damed frustrating to see what's happening in Mexico and how much things have changed. Anyway, goodluck and hope you find your niche. Oh, and by the way, that ***** Laura deserved to be stood up. They all usually do at some point or other. They have the tendancy of biting the hand that feeds them. KUDOS to you, dude.

[95 Vette]

Stick to downtown acuna my man. Average I spend is about $50, including banging 2 broads. They arent 9s or 120s, but hell I just want to throw a nut.

I was planning on going to Nuevo Laredo Friday afternoon. The plan was to meet Laura (with the perfect rack) at Emilianos at 7pm. As I was driving down, Laura texted me and told me her bus from Monterrey was an hour late and that she would see me there at 8pm. I started asking myself on the way down if I really wanted to set foot in Laredo. Those bad vibes that I get that usually come true hit me hard. As a result, I decided to head down to Acuna instead. I got to thinking about how much of a cold hearted person Laura is. How she is practically devoid of any social skills including never asking how I am doing or even saying hi when we text and converse. That helped me make my decision as well. I didn't tell Laura that I wasn't coming down, which, as you can imagine resulted in a couple of texts from her laced with a variety of profanity. But after the way she has treated me, I got a kick out of standing her up.

Got down to Acuna at about 8pm and checked into a room at the Bar Rio. As I mentioned previously, the rooms are great and they are only $25 a night. I spent most of the night hanging out and dancing with Candy, who used to work at Danash in NLBT and is hot and funner than hell. Like an idiot, after drinking copious amounts of cerveza, Candy talked me into doing several tequila shots. The next thing I remember is that it was 5am and I was in the bed by myself having to vomit big time. I walked over to Hunter's to see if they had any coffee. Much to my amazement (it was around 9am) one of the workers just made a pot of coffee and gave me a big cupful. And also much to my amazement, they didn't charge me a dime. Remember, Hunter's is the biggest ripoff establishment on the frontera. $4 for a beer and $8 for a mixed drink. Just absolute ridiculous idiotic prices. As I am drinking my coffee, a girl walks over and sits by me. She told me I hung out with her for awhile the previous night. Nice cute little girl. I asked her if she would like to go downtown to get something to eat and she said she was hungry and would be happy to go with me. So we get downtown at a restaurant called Cazuelas and we both had some juevos rancheros. Pretty good food. We next went over to the Corona Club and had a couple of clamato preparados to help with the cruda. After that, we started walking downtown. We went into a couple of shops and shoe stores and like a fool, I bought her some shoes and a dress. $50 total. By this time she was holding my hand and kissing me like I was her boyfriend. Amazing what a little shopping will do for a woman. So as we are heading back to Hunter's she tells me that she would like to hang out downtown with me Saturday night. Go to Corona Club and a couple of discos. I said ok and we decided to meet at 7:30. Here is where it gets interesting. She comes from her room into the bar 40 minutes late but man did she look fabulous in that dress. Little body and nice rack! Wow. Before she came out, I was hanging out with a new gringo friend that I met. He and I were deciding if we wanted to go downtown and get a bottle to bring back into the room. We were thinking about partying in the room to save some money. So out comes the little flaquita bonita and I tell her how beautiful she looks! She proceeds to tell me it will cost $100 to take her out of the establishment. My friend and I looked at her and said "you got to be kidding?" What a ripoff. This is after I spent the previous night spending about $500 in this friggin rip off joint. I looked at her and told her there is no way I'm going to pay that. She basically got up and left. She didn't say another word to me the entire night! Then, to make matters worse, my friend and I asked several girls how much for todo la noche. Everyone of them said $300. I was sitting next to Esmeralda at this time. She is a little bit older with a beautiful rack. She started defending how much the girls charge. My friend and I were dumbfounded. None of these girls had any business as a result and they sat around all night. I really don't understand these women and this idiot that runs Hunters. I hung out with Candy again and had a great time and got the hell out of dodge this morning, vowing never to come back to Hunter's and give that money grabbing bastard and his girls another dime. Lessons learned gentlemen!

[RikiMichaels]

I was planning on going to Nuevo Laredo Friday afternoon. The plan was to meet Laura (with the perfect rack) at Emilianos at 7pm. As I was driving down, Laura texted me and told me her bus from Monterrey was an hour late and that she would see me there at 8pm. I started asking myself on the way down if I really wanted to set foot in Laredo. Those bad vibes that I get that usually come true hit me hard. As a result, I decided to head down to Acuna instead. I got to thinking about how much of a cold hearted person Laura is. How she is practically devoid of any social skills including never asking how I am doing or even saying hi when we text and converse. That helped me make my decision as well. I didn't tell Laura that I wasn't coming down, which, as you can imagine resulted in a couple of texts from her laced with a variety of profanity. But after the way she has treated me, I got a kick out of standing her up.

Got down to Acuna at about 8pm and checked into a room at the Bar Rio. As I mentioned previously, the rooms are great and they are only $25 a night. I spent most of the night hanging out and dancing with Candy, who used to work at Danash in NLBT and is hot and funner than hell. Like an idiot, after drinking copious amounts of cerveza, Candy talked me into doing several tequila shots. The next thing I remember is that it was 5am and I was in the bed by myself having to vomit big time. I walked over to Hunter's to see if they had any coffee. Much to my amazement (it was around 9am) one of the workers just made a pot of coffee and gave me a big cupful. And also much to my amazement, they didn't charge me a dime. Remember, Hunter's is the biggest ripoff establishment on the frontera. $4 for a beer and $8 for a mixed drink. Just absolute ridiculous idiotic prices. As I am drinking my coffee, a girl walks over and sits by me. She told me I hung out with her for awhile the previous night. Nice cute little girl. I asked her if she would like to go downtown to get something to eat and she said she was hungry and would be happy to go with me. So we get downtown at a restaurant called Cazuelas and we both had some juevos rancheros. Pretty good food. We next went over to the Corona Club and had a couple of clamato preparados to help with the cruda. After that, we started walking downtown. We went into a couple of shops and shoe stores and like a fool, I bought her some shoes and a dress. $50 total. By this time she was holding my hand and kissing me like I was her boyfriend. Amazing what a little shopping will do for a woman. So as we are heading back to Hunter's she tells me that she would like to hang out downtown with me Saturday night. Go to Corona Club and a couple of discos. I said ok and we decided to meet at 7:30. Here is where it gets interesting. She comes from her room into the bar 40 minutes late but man did she look fabulous in that dress. Little body and nice rack! Wow. Before she came out, I was hanging out with a new gringo friend that I met. He and I were deciding if we wanted to go downtown and get a bottle to bring back into the room. We were thinking about partying in the room to save some money. So out comes the little flaquita bonita and I tell her how beautiful she looks! She proceeds to tell me it will cost $100 to take her out of the establishment. My friend and I looked at her and said "you got to be kidding?" What a ripoff. This is after I spent the previous night spending about $500 in this friggin rip off joint. I looked at her and told her there is no way I'm going to pay that. She basically got up and left. She didn't say another word to me the entire night! Then, to make matters worse, my friend and I asked several girls how much for todo la noche. Everyone of them said $300. I was sitting next to Esmeralda at this time. She is a little bit older with a beautiful rack. She started defending how much the girls charge. My friend and I were dumbfounded. None of these girls had any business as a result and they sat around all night. I really don't understand these women and this idiot that runs Hunters. I hung out with Candy again and had a great time and got the hell out of dodge this morning, vowing never to come back to Hunter's and give that money grabbing bastard and his girls another dime. Lessons learned gentlemen!

[Big Poppa II]

I remember the days when there were over fifty women at "El Papagayo" I had the most beautiful and sweet girl in my life at BT about three years ago. Last few times I've been to NL did not come back at night. I do speak the language but NL is too much for me nowadays. I should try Tijuana next time I'm by the border. I get my fix in Manila a few times a year, I like China to but no as cost effective.

Stay safe, BP

[FunMan13]

Bbond, tomorrow I am off to Angeles City and couple of places in China. Will be gone a whole month. Then I have to go to Lareda in early December. I hope the situation in NL will improve but I doubt it. I'll at least find some way to have a drink with you.

RikiMichaels, I may check out Acuna. Will PM you if I do. Hopefully, I can meet up with you.

Thanks all. Be safe.

[Bbond]

Bbond:

What is the lowdown on the Montera reopening? Have you been to the Shamrock lately, and if so, how is it? I know you mentioned in a previous post that la duena from the Blue Fox who operated Shamrock is looking for business there.

I have been told, sometime in December.

[RikiMichaels]

Bbond:

What is the lowdown on the Montera reopening? Have you been to the Shamrock lately, and if so, how is it? I know you mentioned in a previous post that la duena from the Blue Fox who operated Shamrock is looking for business there.

On another note, went to Hunter's in Acuna again last Friday and Saturday night. Had a great time hanging out with two absolute dolls (one used to work at Danash). We stay in one of the rooms in the bar Rio, which is right next door to Hunter's. It is 25 a night and is a great room. Probably heading back there this weekend. Some guy told me that the owner of Hunter's, Tino, would sell the place but is so loyal to his staff that he keeps the place open to keep them employed. I guess he is barely breaking even. He would have more business if he lowered his damn drink prices. $4 for a beer and $8 for a mixed drink. A total ripoff.

[FunMan13]

Bbond,

Have you, Big V and the others considered moving out of NL, like to Reynosa or Acuna where it is safer? At least temporarily until the situation improves?

I fear for your safety, Old Friend!

[Mcklipsch]

I just checked Mapquest, the shortest route to from Corpus Christi to Del Rio is 274. 79 miles-estimated travel time 4 hours 31 minutes. I37 to Pleasanton, Tx 173 from Pleasanton to Hondo, US 90 from Hondo to Del Rio. My truck gets around 14 mpg on the highway, it chupars gas like a Mexicana Puta chupars pene / verga. I really don't want to drive that far for panocha. I will stick with Reynosa BT for now. It is a 152 mile drive to McAllen.

[RikiMichaels]

McKlipsch:

Hunters charges $30 for the room and the bar fee to take the girl is quoted at $100, although they will take $50 which is a total ripoff. The girls charge $100 there. The trick is to take them to Rio where you have your own room and it won't cost you anything or maybe $20. I paid $50 the first night from Hunters to downtown and nothing the second night at Rios. This girl's name is not Ivy. I remember your post about her. I think there were a couple from Danash there the other night. Come on down and we will meet you there. I paid $100 for todo la noche. This girl spoke very good English. Had a tatoo of a fairy on her stomach. I mean to tell you she was all the Danash flaquita bonita quality but with an outstanding personality. My friend and I were commenting on how our girls were nothing compared to those biotches from NL. They were actually polite and complementary, unlike the Laura's of Montera fame.

Hola RikiMichaels, what are panocha prices-a regular session at Hunters & Rio & how much is Hunters/Rio room charge? How much is a TLN-todo la noche at Hunters & Rio? How much was the salida to get the chicas out of the Club? What was your chica's name from Danash / Nuevo Laredo? Did she speak excellent english & was her name possibly Ivy? I have never been to Acuna, it's a long drive from Corpus Christi to Del Rio.