Sosua Reports

**OldKool** · 11-24-12 02:29

Can D latin and Classicos both survive together. That is the question. I am willing to pay to have the space and quality Clasicos provided, D latin is great for finding ladies. It is packed to the gills with all kinds. No room to dance or even walk around. Sosua inspie of these issues is still my favorite spot on the planet.

QUOTE=Tomjackin; 1352476]Point well taken. However, I like to drink while chatting with the girls.

Oh, and I take back my previous negative comments about Classicos. Because now, I too, miss Classicos![/QUOTE]

**Mr Gogo** · 11-24-12 02:07

I've finished my meal but I got to continue to watch this show that I descibed below. The flower man just walked in with both hands full of flowers. They bought them all for the girls. 1500p worth of flowers. The girls keep speaking spanish hi fiving the other girls. If they treat hood rats to seafood dinner and flowers then I know they will overpay for pussy. These girls have hit the jackpot and dude is still calling the male waiter ' his amiga', this shit is priceless. The dudes are talking amongst themselves because they don't speak spanish and the girls are laughing and hi fiving. Oh oh! Dude just tried spanish. He said ' um momento' and his boys asked what he said.

If one of you guys read this, please don't pick the first street rats you see off the plane. Don't buy street rats expensive dinners. Beans, rice and chicken for 200p everywhere in Sosua.

**TomJackin** · 11-24-12 01:50

Originally Posted by OldKool [View Original Post]

You do not have to buy anything. It is free to get in and there so many people they can not hassle you for drinks very much. I like to dance and it not good at all with the crowds.

Point well taken. However, I like to drink while chatting with the girls.

Oh, and I take back my previous negative comments about Classicos. Because now, I too, miss Classicos!

**Mr Gogo** · 11-24-12 01:30

Four brothers just walked into New Gardens with four hood rats for the seafood buffet. Then he stands and asks the girls 'who speaks English'. The girls look at each other confused. Then the brother calls the waiter' amiga'. The girls just went to the bathroom together laughing at this shit. I guess the weekend newbies have officially arrived.

**OldKool** · 11-24-12 01:24

You do not have to buy anything. It is free to get in and there so many people they can not hassle you for drinks very much. I like to dance and it not good at all with the crowds.

Originally Posted by Tomjackin [View Original Post]

D' Latin was charging 350 pesos for a fucking screwdriver! Del Toro and Ramba was a lot cheaper without the massive crowd.

**Hillbilly69** · 11-24-12 01:14

Originally Posted by Tomjackin [View Original Post]

D' Latin was charging 350 pesos for a fucking screwdriver! Del Toro and Ramba was a lot cheaper without the massive crowd.

Del Toro I thought had cheapest drink prices but the girls won't go there like they do D'Latins because they think the dudes that are there don't have any money, it is that screwy Dominican image thing.

**TomJackin** · 11-24-12 01:11

Originally Posted by SavePros321 [View Original Post]

Great trip report and photos TJ! Here is a good question: I like what you did with the "stick and move" by taking a chica you found in D'Latin to a much less crowded spot like Del Toro to chill and talk before going back to your room. But did you find that drink prices at the empty places were less than at D'Latin? I'm guessing with Classicos closed and D'Latin now being "the spot" that they can charge a premium for drinks. Just wondering if the other places are lowering their prices since their traffic is being siphoned off.

D' Latin was charging 350 pesos for a fucking screwdriver! Del Toro and Ramba was a lot cheaper without the massive crowd.

**SavePros321** · 11-24-12 01:02

Originally Posted by Tomjackin [View Original Post]

Flight:

Flight was out of LAX to POP for $700 and change. No real issues with the flights, AA was running on time the entire trip.

Hotel:

I stayed once again at the New Garden and it was fine. Got the jacuzzi room for the ISOG $77 cash rate per night. I really like the staff, as always. This time I had to stay on the first floor in room 27 in the old building, and the AC sucked ass and I didn't like not have a regular door to open and pass through. It was noisy the first couple of days because of the GROUPS that occupied the hotel. I never understood why people travel in packs and then spend most of their time talking to each other day and night; too much pussy to be had!

Money:

I used the WU again and got a rate of 40. 000 The rest of the time I abused the ATM machines and vice-versa.

Cell Phone:

I went back to Orange and bought a SIM card for 100 pesos, they no longer rent cards. I put 500 pesos of minutes on the card, which was plenty enough.

Friday:

After running my errands, headed back to the NG, walked around the corner and spotted my new NG squeeze. No doubt in my mind where I would drop my first holey load. Straight to the room for jacuzzi / rack operations. At this point, I should have taken a nap, but I'm too stupid to do that, so off I went to check out the strip after 9:30 or so. Classicos: closed for the entire trip. Merengue: dead. El Flow: dead. Rumba: half dead. There were no more tables and chairs set-up on the sidewalks, at least for now. Juan spotted me from Del Toro and about squeeze the air out of me. Del Toro was also dead.

The new kid on the block was D' Latin; the place was packed every damn night! I like and hate the place. The girls pack in the place, so it is shoulder to shoulder women; that is good and bad. Plus the place is full of dead end mazes and has several uneven floor surfaces; which I seemed to find each and every one. I ran into a sweet stunner and took her back to Del Toro just to have some space to talk and relax. Then later to the room for jacuzzi / rack operations. She was a lot of fun.

At this point, I should have taken a nap, but I'm too stupid to do that, yet again! I headed back out to D' Latin to check out the later crowd. As before, it was still packed and showed no chance of slowing down. A bit later on, I met the "Freak." Her hair was frizzy and all over the damn place. She wanted to chat, so I took her over to Del Toro. I told the "Freak" that I was spent and tired and I was not interested in any services. She said all she wanted to do was give me a massage, and tongue my ass for hours on end for 1000 pesos. BINGO!

In the room, she kept her word and followed though with everything she promised. We had jacuzzi / rack / massage / tongue in my ass operations until sunrise. I wasn't really sure what she looked like, but I was told the next day when some dude met her when she was leaving said that I just fucked the ugliest girl in Sosua. He continued on to say,"I lost all respect for you Tom." Oh yes, that really hurt me deeply! I may never monger again, nah, fuck that!

Great trip report and photos TJ! Here is a good question: I like what you did with the "stick and move" by taking a chica you found in D'Latin to a much less crowded spot like Del Toro to chill and talk before going back to your room. But did you find that drink prices at the empty places were less than at D'Latin? I'm guessing with Classicos closed and D'Latin now being "the spot" that they can charge a premium for drinks. Just wondering if the other places are lowering their prices since their traffic is being siphoned off.

**TomJackin** · 11-23-12 23:40

Flight:

Flight was out of LAX to POP for $700 and change. No real issues with the flights, AA was running on time the entire trip.

Hotel:

I stayed once again at the New Garden and it was fine. Got the jacuzzi room for the ISOG $77 cash rate per night. I really like the staff, as always. This time I had to stay on the first floor in room 27 in the old building, and the AC sucked ass and I didn't like not have a regular door to open and pass through. It was noisy the first couple of days because of the GROUPS that occupied the hotel. I never understood why people travel in packs and then spend most of their time talking to each other day and night; too much pussy to be had!

Money:

I used the WU again and got a rate of 40. 000 The rest of the time I abused the ATM machines and vice-versa.

Cell Phone:

I went back to Orange and bought a SIM card for 100 pesos, they no longer rent cards. I put 500 pesos of minutes on the card, which was plenty enough.

Friday:

After running my errands, headed back to the NG, walked around the corner and spotted my new NG squeeze. No doubt in my mind where I would drop my first holey load. Straight to the room for jacuzzi / rack operations. At this point, I should have taken a nap, but I'm too stupid to do that, so off I went to check out the strip after 9:30 or so. Classicos: closed for the entire trip. Merengue: dead. El Flow: dead. Rumba: half dead. There were no more tables and chairs set-up on the sidewalks, at least for now. Juan spotted me from Del Toro and about squeeze the air out of me. Del Toro was also dead.

The new kid on the block was D' Latin; the place was packed every damn night! I like and hate the place. The girls pack in the place, so it is shoulder to shoulder women; that is good and bad. Plus the place is full of dead end mazes and has several uneven floor surfaces; which I seemed to find each and every one. I ran into a sweet stunner and took her back to Del Toro just to have some space to talk and relax. Then later to the room for jacuzzi / rack operations. She was a lot of fun.

At this point, I should have taken a nap, but I'm too stupid to do that, yet again! I headed back out to D' Latin to check out the later crowd. As before, it was still packed and showed no chance of slowing down. A bit later on, I met the "Freak." Her hair was frizzy and all over the damn place. She wanted to chat, so I took her over to Del Toro. I told the "Freak" that I was spent and tired and I was not interested in any services. She said all she wanted to do was give me a massage, and tongue my ass for hours on end for 1000 pesos. BINGO!

In the room, she kept her word and followed though with everything she promised. We had jacuzzi / rack / massage / tongue in my ass operations until sunrise. I wasn't really sure what she looked like, but I was told the next day when some dude met her when she was leaving said that I just fucked the ugliest girl in Sosua. He continued on to say,"I lost all respect for you Tom." Oh yes, that really hurt me deeply! I may never monger again, nah, fuck that!

**Mattco** · 11-23-12 19:49

Originally Posted by Mr Gogo [View Original Post]

Many new girls were out last night, trying to beat the weekend crowd I guess. Damn I miss Classicos.

Hey Gogo. Is Classicos closed? Coming Dec. 15th I hope its open then?

Thanks

**HarryDubois** · 11-23-12 19:00

What is the best website to use to meet Dominican girls before I go?

**Mr Gogo** · 11-23-12 13:40

Many new girls were out last night, trying to beat the weekend crowd I guess. Damn I miss Classicos.

**Hillbilly69** · 11-23-12 13:00

Originally Posted by Charles Pooter [View Original Post]

If you are sticking with the same chica all trip, no problem. You just book in like any other couple.

42/19 is not at all unusual in the DR. No local would think twice about it. Foreign visitors might stare but I personally would enjoy that if my gf was a looker. By the way, I am 72 (but look 82) and my gf is 24 (but looks 20). No problem anywhere and I enjoy the envious looks from middle-aged male tourists trailing around after their fat, mouthy wives in the the supermarket.

A few months ago I visited a European guy who had booked into an AI in Playa Dorada with two chicas who had scammed him on a dating site. He was affluent, your age, but highly unconfident and fastidious. The chicas were blackmailing him by using his fear of making a scene by ordering more and more stuff on his tab and buying stuff in the ridiculously over-priced gift shops.

He had paid a lot of money to travel half way round the world and used up one of his two (only) annual holidays. He was terrified to go outside the AI and spent his time in the public areas while the chicas lived like royalty in the rooms he had booked. I am not sure he even had sex with them.

What he should have done is explain the whole situation to a couple of security guards and bribe them to throw the chicas out. 1000 pesos each would have been plenty. Then spend the rest of his holiday walking across to Field of Dreams (12 minutes walk through the hotel golf course).

Of course, if this is a real gf whom you know well and trust the above is irrelevant, but if you were that into the local culture you wouldn't be asking the question in the first place. No way should you book into an AI with someone you have never met.

Just noticed this post I replied to is ancient. No idea how it suddenly appeared among New Posts

That is your best report that I can remember from you, the nitty gritty, even if you already met and had sex it is still a crapshoot with the time lapses involved in overseas relations, the drama ends when your dead, climb off climb on find another, like musical chairs with women.

You quoted this because the opened the link to Ehunters fine hotel list then scrolled down.