Chat Rooms & Pen Pals

[Pip Jaeger]

we've made fun of some of the silly or false profile some girls post. but searching a dia possiblility i came across this post on a gal's fb page.

*me canadian, single, working singapore telecom engineer, can we friend, , why i'd: deleteyahoo. com, add me yahoo massanger, i will help you as much i can*

is that stupid to offer "help" on the first post, or is this his way of sussing them out? and how often would an "engineeer" make such a simple spelling mistake? maybe he's not an engineer, but an anginaar!

sounds to me like he's one of those "self taught" chemical engineers. the ones who turn substances like beer, whiskey, vodka, etc into [CodeWord109]. and he probably posted it late one night after taking a refresher course.

[Hibukhibok]

I don't know about the rest of you, but this gal hits all the wrong buttons for me.

DIA iyatbye

Many girls say no filipinos or no asians or no koreans or no muslims etc, saw a couple no germans, now you've found one no italians. But I never ever saw one who said no americans (or no frenchmen for that matter.).

[X Man]

We've made fun of some of the silly or false profile some girls post. But searching a DIA possiblility I came across this post on a gal's FB page.

*me canadian, single, working Singapore telecom engineer, can we friend, , why I'd: DELETEyahoo. Com, add me yahoo massanger, I will help you as much I can*

Is that stupid to offer "help" on the first post, or is this his way of sussing them out? And how often would an "engineeer" make such a simple spelling mistake? Maybe he's not an engineer, but an anginaar!

[Hibukhibok]

I don't know about the rest of you, but this gal hits all the wrong buttons for me.

DIA iyatbye

Totally agree a girl who says she watches the National Geographic and the History Channels is highly suspicious (brains before pussy, stay away, mongers beware) , she might even be intelligent!

[X Man]

I don't know about the rest of you, but this gal hits all the wrong buttons for me.

DIA iyatbye

[Manta Ray]

While trolling DIA profiles, I got a kick out of this one from 'love245':

I'm nice but naughty at the same time in private.

I did a BJ while were on the plane LOL.

That was my first BJ on public.

I been a heart ache.

If your looking a one night stand I'm not that girl.

So, here's a gal announcing for all the world to hear that she's a member of the (oral) mile-high club, but she also wants us to know that she is not so loose as to consider a one night stand. I suggest that the next guy who takes her back to his place tell her to put the seat in upright position, fasten her seat belt and prepare for a turbulent flight!

Manta Ray

[Fredje1961]

Seems like trusted & true yahoo chatrooms will no longer be available after dec 14th

http://help.yahoo.com/kb/index?page=..._US&id=SLN8407

[Santa2212]

Her name in dia is renalyne20!

She is a bar girl working in Angeles.

Waste of time.

[X Man]

I like the competition. I pulled this off of a gal's profile -- this is what the guy sent her.....

How are you

I like your porfile and wnat 2 complete your draem waht you see even you have child I am accpect you with your child as my own child just you marry me and complete my life with you

Send me mail

Your name.

Your mum name.

Your date of birth month year.

Your education.

Your what do work.

Your how many sister.

Your how many brother

Your how many child have is ok 4 me I'm accpect you

Your mobile number.

Your picture.

Your home address plase where.

Send me this all in my mail so I reaply you also my bakeground.

Email #

[X Man]

Yes, why do you ask?

Her name in dia is renalyne20!

[Hellas]

Her name in dia is renalyne20!

[Hibukhibok]

All this from a 22 year old.

1. You shall finish my food, because I have this bad habit for leftovers. There's always something left on my plate and you have to devour it or else. Haha.

Snip snip snip.

8. You shall not call me HONEY. But I can call you BABE or whatever I want to call you.

LOL another one of these famously submissive, obedient and docile Pinays, I guess!

[Soapy Smith]

both nipples were inverted and there were many times when I really didn't know what to do with her boobs. I means nipples just have this magnetic pull. No nipples and its a bit like a Ferrari with no engine. What do you do with it!

Lick until they stiffen up enough, then grip the little bit that's exposed gently with your teeth to pry them out from hiding. If babies can figure out how to latch on, so can you. Another trick if the breasts are small is to suck as much of it as you can into your mouth, and then just use your tongue to press against the nipple, pushing it up against the roof of your mouth. Then move it around with your tongue, taking advantage of the ridges on the roof of your mouth like a miniature little wash board. They usually like that almost as much as having their nipples sucked.

[WestCoast1]

She shall fuck off.

She shall fucketh off.

[BionicMan]

All this from a 22 year old. .

Seems to me an ISO9000 statement.