Pattaya Reports

[Wolvenvacht]

With hotels.com you will also see a different company on your credit card statement. I did a booking for Palau and saw some crazy company for an enormous amount on my credit card. It was slightly off from the amount that I booked the hotel for so I was not sure that was the cause. I did some investigating by calling the phone numbers and finally realized that they must take the payments through a third party. Hotels.com is great because there is no hassle getting your money back up to 24 hours before the date of arrival. All you have to go is go to the website and cancel it. I definitely would not prepay any money directly to any hotel in Thailand though. When doing my Palau research I saw on tripadvisor how many people had gotten fucked over by sending money in advance. There are too many hotels available that you don't have to prepay.

At booking.com you do not get charged up-front and there are no hidden costs, fees, commission charges or what else. Plus they have a great customer care department you can call 24/7.

[Jopj1]

During my recent trip to Pattaya, as I was a little tired of bar girls I tried a soapy.

Conveniently located 400 meters away from big see (there is a large billboard at the corner of big see showing the way. Hard to get lost) I had a great time with Judy.

You first pay for the room (depending on the quality of the room you may pay bht 1000 for a 2 hours massage)

FS cost me an additional bht 1500 and I had a wonderful time. The session starts by a massage and then bath together to finish by on bed activities. You can negotiate pretty much what you want with the girls.

The line up is small but girls were pretty and seemed quite happy to see a foreigner. I decided to go with Judy. She is 29, her English is ok, she has a nice face and firm body and I would say fantastic ass (didnot try anal sex though).

I reckon they have a website mygirlmassage.com

[Mr Enternational]

In my experience, the best thing to do is to book in advance with one of the internationally recognized companies like Expedia, Hotels, Agoda, etc. You'll be paid up in advance, no surprises when you show up (like extra charges or overbooked rooms) , you get a guarantee from the company you book through, you often don't have to give your credit card info over to the hotels which may be shady, and you can get discounts, cash back and free nights if you are a regular user.

With hotels.com you will also see a different company on your credit card statement. I did a booking for Palau and saw some crazy company for an enormous amount on my credit card. It was slightly off from the amount that I booked the hotel for so I was not sure that was the cause. I did some investigating by calling the phone numbers and finally realized that they must take the payments through a third party. Hotels.com is great because there is no hassle getting your money back up to 24 hours before the date of arrival. All you have to go is go to the website and cancel it. I definitely would not prepay any money directly to any hotel in Thailand though. When doing my Palau research I saw on tripadvisor how many people had gotten fucked over by sending money in advance. There are too many hotels available that you don't have to prepay.

[NoCBJ4Me]

. It really made me laugh when I looked at the statues of "the friendly Pattaya police" near the police station.

I chuckled too, when I first saw the new statues. They are smiling, so much that their eyes appear to be closed. It also struck me as funny - thinking about all the "illegal" prostitution going on in Pattaya.

I was in Phuket last week, changing money near Bangla Road. A policeman was ahead of me in the line to change money. He pulled out 4 krisp $100 USD bills to change.

Where might he have gotten those? I was a bit surprised that he wasn't discreet about it, but that's Thailand....

[Rick Rock]

In my experience, the best thing to do is to book in advance with one of the internationally recognized companies like Expedia, Hotels, Agoda, etc. You'll be paid up in advance, no surprises when you show up (like extra charges or overbooked rooms) , you get a guarantee from the company you book through, you often don't have to give your credit card info over to the hotels which may be shady, and you can get discounts, cash back and free nights if you are a regular user.

[AussieDoug]

Have picked Hotel Greenview. Now they want 20% of the entire stay cost to be paid in advance to hold my booking. But the Thai account number they have provided me is in the name of some 'KK one corporation" instead of GreenView. Just wanted to confirm this practice with people who have used its services.

Thanks.

Many hotels in Thailand, even the larger ones, use this different company setup with reservations, I think is it some tax scam to avoid the VAT, as it is not payable on bookings theoretically done overseas by this company / agent. I would not pay in advance to another company even though it probably will be OK, give them a credit card number to debit. They probably want the first night at least as a deposit.

[Sam 14]

I been by there a hundred times but never went in for the same reason. Not only that, but generally they aren't even as attractive as the average beach troll you can scrog all afternoon for 300-500. And the beachie will appreciate it too.

A lot of guys like DD, but I have mongered many places and it is one of the worse spots I can remember.

Just walk by there and see the girls out front totally bored, on their phones. You walk in and they don't even look at you. The service was so mechanical. They do not want to get out of their routine and seem bored and uninterested.

Maybe I just got unlucky, or maybe it was me. But I thought the place was a rip off.

[Oneten]

Have picked Hotel Greenview. Now they want 20% of the entire stay cost to be paid in advance to hold my booking. But the Thai account number they have provided me is in the name of some 'KK one corporation" instead of GreenView. Just wanted to confirm this practice with people who have used its services.

Thanks.

[Devilspinkick]

A lot of guys like DD, but I have mongered many places and it is one of the worse spots I can remember.

Just walk by there and see the girls out front totally bored, on their phones. You walk in and they don't even look at you. The service was so mechanical. They do not want to get out of their routine and seem bored and uninterested.

Maybe I just got unlucky, or maybe it was me. But I thought the place was a rip off.

Yeh, I was not so impressed with DD and the ladies there aren't much to look at in general. Had much more fun at the Go-Gos like Airport, Lolipop, Iron Club, etc. But I've only been there once so maybe I just picked the wrong two dames & of course YMMV. Not saying that I didn't have a decent time there, but it wasn't all that great either. Plan to stick to the Go-Gos & MPs when I return. Which will be tonight!

- DSK

[Brother P]

With all due respect Andy, you sound very green. I recommend that you stick with the Go Go's at least at first, where everything is easy peasy, until you learn the ropes. Hunting successfully for FL's on Beach Road requires a higher skill level and knowledge base than I think you possess at the present moment. Getting ripped off is one risk. Hooking up with a Kathoey is another. Baby steps Andy. Start with the Go Go's: places like Baccara, Heaven's Above, and Airport where everything is 99. 99% foolproof and nothing can go wrong. The girls are good looking and know how to take care of you. After a few nights in Pattaya, you can try your luck on Beach Road if you want. Chances are you will stick with the Go Go's because the Go Go's have more, better girls although at a higher price obviously. I walk Beach Road from my hotel to Walking Street every night while I am visiting Pattaya. I like the hunt vibe. But, honestly, the number of really attractive do able girls out there is quite low IMHO. Once in awhile I find a diamond. Most of the time, I just keep walking to my favorite Go Go’s.

I'm going to follow this advice on my first visit in July! I'm hoping for good times and no drama!

[Pointy Stick]

Luvpuss,

Much of what you say may be true and their response is contingent upon the monger and admittedly there are better places with hotter girls but think of DD in this sense: you know what you are getting up front.

It is the McDonalds of mongering foreshaw but at the very least he's going to get a BBBJ / rimjob combo and a optional supersize to assfuck should he so desire which I sampled on Friday.

The OP can hit the GoGos later and then strike out with a starfish but at the very least he's got his rocks off first in a perrverted manner so the damage of wasting his one night in Pattaya is mitigated.

Best case scenario: awesome experience in DD and GoGo girl.

Worse case scenario: newbie monger picks up beach road girl/LB, is drugged/robbed with the story searchable by his name on google in an online Pattaya newspaper together with his picture for eternity.

[Luvpuss]

If I was spending only a night in Pattaya the last place I would be trawling would be beach road. Why not look up Devils Den make a pre-booking for a 90 minute session and after that try your luck in the GoGos. If money is an issue you can get a three way in Soi 6 for 2000 bht.

A lot of guys like DD, but I have mongered many places and it is one of the worse spots I can remember.

Just walk by there and see the girls out front totally bored, on their phones. You walk in and they don't even look at you. The service was so mechanical. They do not want to get out of their routine and seem bored and uninterested.

Maybe I just got unlucky, or maybe it was me. But I thought the place was a rip off.

[Luvpuss]

Thanks a lot. You have answered what I wanted to know. Much apprciated bro.

Jasmine does seem to be pretty good deal. I just wonder how nousy it would be during the night?

Any hotel in that area will be noisy till 3am. Maybe later.

If you need a decent nights sleep occasionally like me, I would get something further down the road. It is not that far to walk to some better hotels.

[Pointy Stick]

I have never sampled Pattaya so would like to check it for 24 hours during my next trip. I am not a big beach fan so just want to visit it once and check out the action venues.

I plan to leave Bangkok around 1 PM and take a cab. Would love to an early evening session around 4/5 PM (may be massage, FS / CIM) and then stroll on the Beach before checking out some clubs and such for picking up hotties.

Can anyone please spare a few seconds and let meknow the following quickly?

1. Which hotel I should book (something similar to Admiral Premier in Bangkok, safe, not too noise, GF friendly and not too far from beach where the action is)

2. What would be best option to go to for early evening session? The beach road or massage parlours or some pick up joint? Which one?

3. If you would like to sample a wake up call how would you go about booking it? Talk to girls in clubs and get their number etc? Ask Massage parlour for booking?

Will cheerfully appreciate any hints.

Thanks in advance

If I was spending only a night in Pattaya the last place I would be trawling would be beach road. Why not look up Devils Den make a pre-booking for a 90 minute session and after that try your luck in the GoGos. If money is an issue you can get a three way in Soi 6 for 2000 bht.

[Margaya]

Thanks a lot. You have answered what I wanted to know. Much apprciated bro.

Jasmine does seem to be pretty good deal. I just wonder how nousy it would be during the night?

Answers:

1) At Walking Street (WS) : Jasmine Hotel.

http://www.jasminehotel-pattaya.com

Or upper floors of Secrets.

http://www.secretspattaya.com/

2) Soi 6 at 5 pm is pretty good. Walk from WS along Beach Road (BR) to / from Soi 6 and you can pick a girl for pre or post Soi 6.

3) After midnight get a freelancer (FL) from BR, WS or a disco (Marine, Insomnia, Mixx.) for long time so that when you wake in the morning you have a gal for a morning delight.

I'm arriving to Patts 9 Jan 2013 and departing by 8 Feb 2013. If you want to meet for a drink, PM me.