Pattaya Reports

[Luvpuss]

I was in Pattaya over Chinese new year and the week after. At Beach road the quantity and quality of WGs reduced significantly. Now I see more of the very chabby type and 4-5/10 type. Where have all the nice girls gone? At MP on contrary you can still find nice girls who do everything from HJ to FS.

They are just different during Chinese New year. I was there last year during it. What a cluster fuck, never again.

I think they leave because of all the tourists with families showing up. In a few weeks and I bet things will be back to normal.

[Luvpuss]

well, after 16 days things are winding down.

i ran into a bit of bad luck my last night in pattaya. i had a threesome with two of the carre blank girls. i guess you could say we worked each other over pretty good. i decided i wanted to bang the girl named 'a' and the hard working older girl came along for the ride. that 'a' girl is the one of the more erotic fuks i have had on this trip and i would say one of the more memorable in recent memory. i think it was fair to say that i went into it thinking i was gong to fuk her but it turned out to be the other way around. she fuked me. what i did not realize was, when a change of condoms was in order when going between girls, the older one should have rolled off the condom i had on. instead, she tried to slip her finger between the condom and my penis to peel it off. result was her fingernail took a small diviot of skin away from the base of my member. i never realized it until the following day. it never hurt, and i discovered it when i went down there to clean up a little growth with a razor. i really don't think i did the damage myself with the razor.

anyway, that concludes my trip of this beachside ho-mmunity. i needed to get back to bkk and decompress anyway before leaving. further activities will continue over on the bkk reports threads.

so much for safe sex.

[Ehunter]

well, after 16 days things are winding down.

i ran into a bit of bad luck my last night in pattaya. i had a threesome with two of the carre blank girls. i guess you could say we worked each other over pretty good. i decided i wanted to bang the girl named 'a' and the hard working older girl came along for the ride. that 'a' girl is the one of the more erotic fuks i have had on this trip and i would say one of the more memorable in recent memory. i think it was fair to say that i went into it thinking i was gong to fuk her but it turned out to be the other way around. she fuked me. what i did not realize was, when a change of condoms was in order when going between girls, the older one should have rolled off the condom i had on. instead, she tried to slip her finger between the condom and my penis to peel it off. result was her fingernail took a small diviot of skin away from the base of my member. i never realized it until the following day. it never hurt, and i discovered it when i went down there to clean up a little growth with a razor. i really don't think i did the damage myself with the razor.

anyway, that concludes my trip of this beachside ho-mmunity. i needed to get back to bkk and decompress anyway before leaving. further activities will continue over on the bkk reports threads.

[Dante2]

I was in Pattaya over Chinese new year and the week after. At Beach road the quantity and quality of WGs reduced significantly. Now I see more of the very chabby type and 4-5/10 type. Where have all the nice girls gone? At MP on contrary you can still find nice girls who do everything from HJ to FS.

My experiences with beach road have been it sucks in the day might see a rare 6 or even a rarer 7 but when you approach they know they are the hottest out there so don't want beach road prices, and the 2 I talked to that were like that had awful attitudes so you knew it would be a rushed session.

At night though I've seen a lot more 6's and 7's that seem like more casual / fun types.

[Sammon]

She looked in her mid-30s and like the average looking overweight massage gals."Hi. You want come with me?" She: "OK 500 baht." She was fat. Rating not higher than a five. And who cares. Big tits. Tits rule.

In hotel room she gave me a Thai massage, and damn she was strong. Had to do her doggie since did not want to look at her face. Buttt high in the air, just banged the crap out of her. Now, I have to commend Little Popper for doing such a great job of banging her, since let me tell you, she anything but pretty. However, big tits and massive, and I do mean massive assssss. Just kept banging her like tomorrow would never cum. And she took it good, as I slapped her asssss around. Her butttt big was like the size of a zip-code. Gave her a 200 be tip for being such a great sport about it, as she limped out the door.

-Popper

Reminds me of a SW on bangla road in Phuket. Sweet model face but rest is size of Texas. Was tired of fucking spinners with attitudes so took her for 700 baht ST. Took her to a disco club where we danced. Most patrons myst have felt sorry for me dancing with a whale in the land of trim pussies. Anyway she was extremely GFE and confided with me that she never had a customer for 6 months. True or not she was extremely horny and wanted me to fuck her all night. I am sure fellow members know how difficult it is to fuck a whale let alone get her satisfied. After I came three times she suggested me to use my hand to make her cum. Still it took a long time. Later she thanked me.

In the morning she said she just want only 500 baht but I gave her agreed 700 baht although she stayed all night. She goes out and after about half hour comes back with nice Thai food. Anyway I had nothing better to do so she stayed whole day till my evening flight BKK to meet my gorgeous slim thai gf.

Her good points are clean pleasant smelling pussy and mouth, kissable face and eager to please. Toobad nobody told her what weight watcher program will do to her!

Just wanted to see what Phuket was like and promised myself never to go there alone again.

[HenryV]

What is the name of the bar?

Thank you.

Later that night while hunting went to a Thai bar where I often pick up my birds.

[Marcos]

Nice personal report Popper1. Yes there are times when things don't want to flow right, one should not that personally, turns of luck make you stronger.

I hear what you say about never getting into fights with Thais in Thailand. This early morning, I had a little incident with the Beach Street girl that I wrote about in my latest posting, when she wanted to be paid for sleeping. I handled it "my firm way" and it ended OK with my money safe, however I'll make sure I'll never put myself in the same situation again.

[Popper1]

Want to catch up on reports; much to catch up on. This actually happened yesterday. Walking on 2nd road just south of soi 6. Gal walking other direction. Caught her, and we started into each other. What a cutie-pie. She was walking to work, which is on Beach Road. She wanted 500 baht for ST. Only reason I post this is that I know that no one reading this can afford 500 baht to give to this gal. She 32, and knew a few ST hotels. I was just too busy, and after a few words got her phone, which I soon after tossed. However, just a great fun gal. Anyway, if interested, she probably around Beach Road, or Second Road, or somewhere Pattaya, or who knows where else. See attached picture. Regret tossing her phone number.

Later that night while hunting went to a Thai bar where I often pick up my birds. Those who know my posts know my feeling on bar fines: suckers only apply. Went to the Thai bar, where I've bought lady drinks for groups of gals while there (note this this is not an LD, but a lady drink where . . . Oh never mind!) One table had action, and this one gal said that she saw me there many times before, that I had one of her friends, so why didn't I get her? We spoke and I was playing w / her. Would rate her a solid 6 and why not a mercy phuck. She was getting drunk on the whiskey and then suddenly pissed off and screamed that she'd "kick my asss" if I didn't leave, and then hit me in the stomach, pretty hard too, for a girl.

Geeeez. I've been playing this now since about 2005, and perhaps earlier, and did nothing inappropriate. That said, there are two things you never do in Thailand. 1. Get illegal drugs. You could be set up, and it will cost thousands of US dollars to get out of that mess. Never mess with the Thailand legal system, not to mention get banned from entering the country again. 2. Get into a fight with a bar girl. Even if you're a thousand percent correct, makes no difference. I saw this one imbecile farang punch a bar girl, and soon five or six Thai males destroyed the guy. This the first time a bar gal ever got really pissed off at me and I said,"bye darling", exit stage left.

My game from therein went to crap. Mood changed from having fun to disaster. Could not smile upon approach. Could not play them correctly. 100 percent all rejections. It was just not fun. Things not going my way. Getting worse. Heading home. After all, had a gal each and every night while here, time for a night off, I guess. That said, how could I let this fuggaly bar girl get to me. Reminded me of going to pickup bars back in the States and getting blown out. By now I should be able to control my state. That I could not really ate into me.

Went home and saw gal who I had few nights ago. Grabbed her."Let's go, I love you 700 baht." She: "No. 1000 baht." "Last time gave you 700. She: "But you last too long, so I want 1000." Was seriously not in a mood for this bar girl garbage. Left her standing there and 'bout to enter my hotel. Just outside was a gal. She looked in her mid-30s and like the average looking overweight massage gals."Hi. You want come with me?" She: "OK 500 baht." She was fat. Rating not higher than a five. And who cares. Big tits. Tits rule.

In hotel room she gave me a Thai massage, and damn she was strong. Had to do her doggie since did not want to look at her face. Buttt high in the air, just banged the crap out of her. Now, I have to commend Little Popper for doing such a great job of banging her, since let me tell you, she anything but pretty. However, big tits and massive, and I do mean massive assssss. Just kept banging her like tomorrow would never cum. And she took it good, as I slapped her asssss around. Her butttt big was like the size of a zip-code. Gave her a 200 be tip for being such a great sport about it, as she limped out the door.

OK, going to try to grab a movie tonight.



--Popper

[Sarawak50]

I was in Pattaya over Chinese new year and the week after. At Beach road the quantity and quality of WGs reduced significantly. Now I see more of the very chabby type and 4-5/10 type. Where have all the nice girls gone? At MP on contrary you can still find nice girls who do everything from HJ to FS.

[Marcos]

Always wondered about this sentence, when you win, you get to bone the Miss, otherwise you get hit?

Anyway, just to to say everything is hit and miss. I spent the night at Walk Street pub/ disco, that over the years I got to like it a bit better than other place. Because is less dispersed. I have always seen full 9 type girls there, always in company unfortunately. This night was a perfect example of the twisted fate that awaits every monger on any given night. I spot an attractive, well dressed lady dancing nice with her girlfriend, less attractive but not a dog. Just while I'm waiting for my drink (a decent Bacardi coke at 150 Bht) another man get come close to my first 1st choice. Since I'm a gentleman, I let him do his thing, but hint hint, the lady tell me "I no take man. Sure". That proved true, they were just two well-doing ladies out for a fun night, paying their own drinks etc. As my Isaan mistress says,"Thailand where have you gone!". So, I dance and joke a little with the 2nd choice, at the very end it becomes clear that she has no lust in arrears, and no need for money, and I'm relieved when her finally goes with her thick body and stockings. The other man got dumped even before I did.

Here come the other part of night, again with some male antagonism. I drive to the night market (beach street) and take a short stroll about 25 meters). See a nice creature dressed in white with a man sitting close to her. I ask him if he wants to take her, in return I get foul verbiage. Now, since I have a bit of bad temper too, I return some of it and more. Then I ask her if she wantd to come, she say yes so I pull her up and off we go. Tomorrow I will have to to go the temple to make merit for this episode. She tells me she was happy I took her, for the sex she is reasonable and accommodating, but not great. She asked 2K LT, but she 's Ok with 700 ST, or whatever.

Then tomorrow I'm done with Pattaya, back to the big scaring city, I think I will have to play all my best (ATM) cards there.

[Marcos]

In the DR that bike would not have lasted 3 minutes.

Here in Patts I can stand about anywhere looking at stuff on my iPhone. Doing the same in the DR and I would have to worry about a passer-byer snatching it out my hand and jumping on the back of his friends motor bike for a safe getaway.

To me. This place and BKK is loads safer than other places I have been.

Spot on. One of the reasons I'm not going to Latin America anymore. And I speak fluent spanish and love the latina looks and personality. Maybe I should go back sometime, after all I've been robbed and mugged only three or four times.

[Mr Enternational]

- The ranking of the 5 biggest body massage places is: Sabai Dee, Sabai Room, Rasputin, Honey 1, Honey 2. Honey 1 is on Soi 11 (aka Soi Honey, really close to Soi LK Metro) but the other 4 are around Soi 6 so within easy walking distance of each other to check-out in 1 or 2 hours (and if you don't find what you want, just hit Soi Sex).

- Prices start at B 2, 000 (I think up until last year it was B 1, 800 but inflation is hitting everything)... It used to be "fish bowl" but they're going towards a no-glass partition.

- If you're Arab or a total noob they may quote you higher. Just ask the waiter how much and if one of the price tiers isn't B 2, 000, then tell him you'll go to the next place and he'll lower it / quote you the fair price.

What happened is that all of them remodeled; hence, I assume, the price increase. IMHO Sabai Room used to be the worst one but now it is the best one and at 2000 baht it is still the cheapest. I took Mr Gogo and a few other wingmen a couple of weeks ago. I didn't partake, but they all did. I went up to the manager and told him that I wanted 100 baht for each of the guys I brought. He said it doesn't work like that. He said I am supposed to jack the price up and tell them the cost is 2500 baht before I bring them.

[Amex Spg]

I've looked for reports on this place and haven't seen any. I see the you tube video and it looks awesome. There are two honeys 1 and honeys 2. Any info on them as far prices, reports, recomendations with girls? I will be there soon and doing my homework. If you prefer to pm me be my guest.

IMHO:

- The ranking of the 5 biggest body massage places is: Sabai Dee, Sabai Room, Rasputin, Honey 1, Honey 2. Honey 1 is on Soi 11 (aka Soi Honey, really close to Soi LK Metro) but the other 4 are around Soi 6 so within easy walking distance of each other to check-out in 1 or 2 hours (and if you don't find what you want, just hit Soi Sex).

- Prices start at B 2, 000 (I think up until last year it was B 1, 800 but inflation is hitting everything). Rasputin had 4 price tiers which seemed confusing and overpriced for the ladies at B 3, 000+. The other 4 places was B 2, 000 or B 2, 400 for the better ladies (distinguished by their different colored number badges &/or which area they're seated). It used to be "fish bowl" but they're going towards a no-glass partition.

- If you're Arab or a total noob they may quote you higher. Just ask the waiter how much and if one of the price tiers isn't B 2, 000, then tell him you'll go to the next place and he'll lower it / quote you the fair price.

- Standard is 90 minutes. 1 pop (or "1 shot" as they call it) and it's CBJ. My experience was about 30 min bathing. 15 min body massage. 40 min sex (including 5 seconds CBJ action) but of course the ladies prefer to finish the customer quickly so they can get the next customer.

- They open around 12:00/13:00 and close about 01:00. Of course the daytime crew of ladies is the B team and the next shift / batch of ladies comes at 18:00 (at least that's what the Sabai Room waiter told me). They get busy around 20:00 when the tipsy / drunk japs / Koreans / whoever are in the mood for early evening cleanliness / action so selection thins about by 21:00. I would guess 18:00. 20:00 is best time to go for best selection but I had Sabai Dee at 15:00 and lady number 32 (second choice is number 42) was hot and fun even at B 2, 400, but my buddy treated me. I'm a CC so I'd say a ST / LT from the Six is a better value. Still, a body massage is worth trying at least once for the experience and novelty.

[Marcos]

they have a hot spinner there you should know about. She is the only one wearing black rimmed glasses, librarian look. She is completely unapproachable. Others commented the same however she is really fun to watch doing the lezzie shows. I have a feeling she is completely new to the system and is afraid to engage or open up. For example, Once I touched her knee with a little finger vibrator just to get her attention and she aggressively shoo-ed my hand away very unfriendly-like. Then 10 seconds later she coils up next to me, rests her head on my shoulder while sitting in cannon-ball position, seemingly wanting to use my body for warmth. Maybe she is looking for somebody she can get comfortable with, but on her own terms?

Excellent report Ehunter, thank you.

What you have seen is nothing but a just another case of Common Working Girl Attitude Disorder, that is not only limited to Thailand, but normally found anywhere in the world. That derives from the woman truly believing that she is entitled to ANY type of behavior, any time, all the time, according to "her feelings" of the moment, rational or irrational (mostly the latter). Of course it is most often found in good looking WGs, but not only, I've seen it kept by by sweaty fat uglies, or even hardened desperate skanks, where it becomes irresistibly laughable. The normal symptoms are, e. G, your hand pushed away by disco ladies, deep ignoring in a go-go bar, stuck-up biatch conversation, etc, we all know! Remember that very rarely the attitude is given to you in particular, so never take it personally instead it is given to anyone until their funds runs low enough or alcohol is high enough, and some potential looser shows up at the right time, when their "feelings" make them inclined to take his money. Thai women give much importance to feelings, that includes eg. them preferring to squat on the floor eating smelly fish with their "friends" instead of being with a generous man. The fact that this type can suddenly sweep in attitudes, become over-friendly or most often just acting weird, should not confuse you. Leave the confusion confined to their little brains instead. There is no way they will learn that with Westerners, in 99% of the cases, it is enough to say "no". Ultimately it is about a total lack of respect toward about anybody but themselves, not a good thing in my book.

As men we must be happy about being able to see it since the beginning, as it is the clear signal for you to "take another lady". Surely, some hardheaded guy may like to take the wrong challenge, insist and may succeed in parting with his money, but that is the only sure result, and rarely worth it.

My recommendation, if suits "your feelings" (ahahah) , tell them some words to indicate that you know the bad kind they are, and how much bad karma and little luck they will get from being so. Watch their face go dark, and move on.

[Pointy Stick]

Yes, I took the hot blonde. See my post from some days ago and you'll find my write up.

Can you post up your thoughts on Bliss lounge, quality of talent, etc.

Try Pat form Bliss Lounge. Its a nice place, a little out of the way with no time limit. As long as the girls are not too fugly then I don't pay much attention to looks at all. I've posted before on the place and those reports are still relevant.

Its a pity that Patts hasn't got as many BJ bars as BKK but there is Soi 6 so it all balances out.