Nigeria

[Anton283]

La Playa was almost empty. My driver told me that some time ago there was a big argument between Eniola (the lady boss, owner's wife) and one if the long term permanent guests, big wahala! Since that many permanent guests don't go anymore to that place.

I will be going to Lagos for a year or so with my company, I expect to have a fair amount of spare cash and free time so I will be doing my share of mongering while I am there. I will be staying in Victoria Island area and should be able to pretty much choose my own pad. Can anybody recommend a good base which is pretty close to the major spots such as La Playa as I have not seen many addresses here just names of night spots.

I hope that when I am there I can post some good intel for you guys to enjoy and I will be sure to include photos and contact info within the reports.

[Anton283]

Hi Guys.

Avid reader and follower of these threads, new poster though, the first of many.

I have been lucky enough to be posted out to Victoria Island for a year or so and I sure would like to get in on some of this action. I will not have too much to do in my free time other than monger so in return for good tips and advice I will be sure to return the favour with good reports and intel that I have managed to pick up while I am there.

I have picked up a few names such as Step inn and Las Playas but is there any other good spots that an experienced traveller could go for mongering.

Thanks guys.

[Mercenario]

No idea how real or safe this place is, someone needs to investigate asap.

If you are interested, you should investigate by yourself and follow the recommendations of Scout123.

But seriously! Which sex-tourist is so crazy to search 500 Niara sex with the worst of the worst? Definitly not me, I prefer safe ground with 1st class pussy.

[Scout123]

pleasantly bonkers nigeria online article on "sin city", itiro.

very definitely worth a read.

news2. onlinenigeria. com / news / top-stories / 177161-city-of-sin-in-nigeria. html.

http://news2.onlinenigeria.com/news/...n-nigeria.html

i've no idea where they are talking about but it seems well described.

quote from article.

no idea how real or safe this place is, someone needs to investigate asap.

these slum outposts are the bottom of the pit. the castaways of society. war-torn, battle-wounded hookers. no hope crack addicts. serial [CodeWord127] and bi-polar bullies. if you ever plan on braving one of these neighborhoods, go in with at least three or four locals and at least one of them from that hood. there's always someone ready to start trouble.

[Member #4349]

Pleasantly bonkers Nigeria online article on "sin city", Itiro.

Very definitely worth a read.

News2. Onlinenigeria. Com / news / top-stories / 177161-city-of-sin-in-nigeria. Html.

http://news2.onlinenigeria.com/news/...n-nigeria.html

I've no idea where they are talking about but it seems well described.

Quote from article.

. When Sunday Sun went back the second time around 7:30pm to observe nightlife in Itiro, another chapter was opened. The prostitutes were at their element. Each displayed her entire arsenal except the 'sacred forest, ' all in a bid to lure men to bed and make some cool cash. Also paraded were different shapes and sizes of breasts, some of them very flat that one could mistake their bearers for men, if not for the skimpy pants they put on. Some have extra large and loose boobs while others flaunt long Paw-paw-like breasts with heavy stretch marks.

Also on display were seemingly standing boobs which on enquiry, turned out to be false, papier-mâché breasts meant to hoodwink and attract customers. One of the hawkers came out with heavily built 'front arrows' dangerously sprouting, with the nipples pointing sharply, an indication that they were supported with groundnut as our reporter later found out.

It was also discovered that the prostitutes at Itiro offer breast sucking for a token. Some men, Sunday Sun checks revealed, go there to suck breasts only for a fee. It was further gathered that such men either suffer poor erection or are afraid of contracting sexually transmitted diseases.

No idea how real or safe this place is, someone needs to investigate asap.

[Blackwhite99]

Yes, my friend.

Hope to be back in the real action very soon!

BW99, it is good to see you back on the Nigeria forum. Any plans to visit soon?

[Desert Sandman]

The guest I'm referring is now in Germany (that's what he told me last week). Normally he stays now in Step Inn.

Yes this is the same guy. I will not mention his name in an open forum. He has been in Nigeria for years and is well known by all the girls.

[Mercenario]

I went to La Playa on Thursday evening. About 10 guys and 8 OK looking girls there at 9. 30pm. The guest that you are referring to was not there, not sure when he moved out.

The guest I'm referring is now in Germany (that's what he told me last week). Normally he stays now in Step Inn.

[Desert Sandman]

La Playa was almost empty. My driver told me that some time ago there was a big argument between Eniola (the lady boss, owner's wife) and one if the long term permanent guests, big wahala! Since that many permanent guests don't go anymore to that place.

I went to La Playa on Thursday evening. About 10 guys and 8 OK looking girls there at 9. 30pm. The guest that you are referring to was not there, not sure when he moved out.

[Desert Sandman]

Next time, just tell them:

"Yo mama toto"

It should provoke the desired reaction.

BW99, it is good to see you back on the Nigeria forum. Any plans to visit soon?

[Carlos3000]

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[Blackwhite99]

Your mother's c u n t

Best accompanied by the wacca gesture of an open fingered palm directed at the offending person.

What does it mean?

[Mercenario]

Next time, just tell them:

"Yo mama toto"

It should provoke the desired reaction.

What does it mean?

[Blackwhite99]

Next time, just tell them:

"Yo mama toto"

It should provoke the desired reaction.

Daily people approached me calling me "Master", demanding money, trying to sell something. After some days I got fed of it and stroke back.

When somebody was calling me Master, I answered (with a big smile) : "Why do you call me Master? Do I look like one of the slavetraders?" OR "Come closer boy, I want to see your face. I don't know your face, I didn't buy you, you are not my slave, go away." These answers worked 100% to drive the offender away and it was fun for all people in the car too.

[Mercenario]

Daily people approached me calling me "Master", demanding money, trying to sell something. After some days I got fed of it and stroke back.

When somebody was calling me Master, I answered (with a big smile) : "Why do you call me Master? Do I look like one of the slavetraders?" OR "Come closer boy, I want to see your face. I don't know your face, I didn't buy you, you are not my slave, go away." These answers worked 100% to drive the offender away and it was fun for all people in the car too.