Dubai Reports

[Muttley81]

Most of the 3 star or 4 star Hotels which has Spas the chances of getting HJ and BJ are high. The hotels I know are Holiday inn express opposite Burjuman, spa at top floor. Eureka Hotel 2nd floor. Many hotels in Deira like Broadway, Landmark have spas. Prices vary. I am not sure about highend spas in 5 star hotels.

I have not been myself (mainly because of what I'm about to tell you) but two friends have. Holiday Inn offers a very good massage service for somewhere in region of 250aed for the hour. No extra services were available. Lots of reputable places nearby to the OP so don't worry too much.

[Misha Rastov]

Hi Misha, I respect your experience and bow to your superior knowledge of massage places,

Please don't, we all have our humble crumbs of knowledge to pass on.

He is asking about 5 star hotels massage facilities. Not even once I have got a hint that anything was offered when I took a massage in one of them. And I know for sure that in any of the 1847 branches it would be very unlikely. Having said that my experience is limited and you are probably more charming, more handsome, richer and younger than me and that may influence the judgement of the masseusse.

I am possibly more charming, potentially more handsome, unlikely to be richer and almost certainly not younger. But highly likely more well hung.

Other massage places outside hotels I think you are right. Not so much that they all offer but I suspect you have honed some outstanding predictive skills.

I was quite serious, I have never, ever not been offered 'massage him sir' but then I would not go to The Atlantis for a massage / spa. Although I have had 2 regular girls who work there.

[Cpf013]

Given the activity in the other thread about Jane, I thought I would post my experience with her.

I met her two years ago at her incall location in a nice apartment. She's everything she claims to be, a lovely bubbly girl with a great attitude. She's a typical pale European with a nice little body. It was a good experience on the overall as she's a very friendly girl. Recommend her to those who appreciate her looks (check her photos on her site).

I was and still am looking for someone different, hence no repeat for me.

[CorporateMalaya]

Tried Burjuman mp yesterday morning. Had a eve flight do tried the number from 10am no response. Thank you incubis for contacts, very grateful. Finally got a call back at 11 30 which was collared by a SMS with directions. Good sefvice must say.

3 ladies on display at around noon, if I was not in a hurry tocatch a flight. Would have skipped all 3. Picked one with average face and body, went into the room. Nice 20 min bbj, oil massage and s second shot for which asked a 20 dh tip.

[Cons68]

Hi Misha, I respect your experience and bow to your superior knowledge of massage places, but I think the original poster should be careful.

He is asking about 5 star hotels massage facilities. Not even once I have got a hint that anything was offered when I took a massage in one of them. And I know for sure that in any of the 1847 branches it would be very unlikely. Having said that my experience is limited and you are probably more charming, more handsome, richer and younger than me and that may influence the judgement of the masseusse.

Other massage places outside hotels I think you are right. Not so much that they all offer but I suspect you have honed some outstanding predictive skills.

I have never been to any massage place yet which doesn't offer a happy ending, and I've been to a lot.

I usually use an MP behind MoE for a decent, hard Thai massage at 150 Dhm. Went today and lot of new girls (and uniforms) , the one I had was particularly flirtatious (unusual) , giggly and gave a great massage but an excellent HJ for usual price. No access to assets as she was between my legs.

[Cons68]

OK, the cat is out of the bag. It is not so much LE as a certain demographic that thinks that harassing women is fair game.

If you pass the phones of girls carelessly eventually they will land in the hand (singular) of guys who jerk off while on the phone. They have the urge to shake their tiny weenies while bothering other people.

There is another group that, if you share the address, will pop up at the door and stare at everybody, or bang the door loudly demanding to be let in.

As to who are these group of people I will let you two little clues:

-India is rated as the worst place to be a woman, worst even than KSA.

-One of my clients, mobile operator in Pakistan, implemented a solution where each SIM card got two different numbers (MSIDN) one would be used for normal talking, the other would be used for recharging. The woman would give this number to the shopkeeper to top up her balance, but if someone called it would be impossible to communicate. This was done in response to complains about retailers selling compiled lists of "female numbers"

That is why I have passed numbers to new members once they called me after I demanded to hear their "heavy teutonic accent". They found it funny, but I know that unless you happen to be in Poland or Belgium, German are usually safe. Same with italian or French. Or western educated Indian and Pakistanis.

I can only hope things will change in South Asia, not so much for the working girls here but for the 50% of their population that is taking the brunt of this behavior. But until that change happens I will keep my racist profile measures and advise other people to do the same. Bona fide mongers can always get endorsement.

The main reason to protect the girls is that if you are interested in meeting them again (reliable providers) you want them to keep the same number and avoid situations that may bring them to the unwanted attention of LE.

Regarding LE here, yes they could put us all in prison. This is a surveillance state, and that may be the only thing they are efficient at. The issues is not so much massive enforcement but targeted harassment if you cross someone powerful on come into their sights for any other reason. But then, Al Qaeda could have blown up Cyclone and killed plenty of lustful infidel dogs and that never stopped us from going there.

I am glad to see the new blood in the forum with good reports: Congratulations, welcome and thank you for the effort.

Finally, I am planning an expedition around Marina with Mr Incubis, we could not make it this weekend because of heavy work on my side.

You are definietely right Joe! Now I am taking my time of reading the reports of the members who send me requests via pm before sending them the number. Depending on the maount or quality of reports, I am sending it.

[Cons68]

-Do not make out in the taxi.

-Do not throw her naked through the window

-Do not freak out, grab a knife and push them (the three of them) screaming naked into the lobby (in front of the security camera)

-Do not get drunk and grab a black guy to fuck you up the ass under a tree in Maktoum road (well this is not WG related, but still)

-Do not try to outsmart / impress a policeman.

If you can manage to avoid this I think you will be mostly fine. Amazingly some people can not avoid it. But I believe that natural selection is God's work.

In theory you can go to prison but in practice law is not implemented (unless you misbehave I. E. Show of affection in public places). Keep a low profile, stay away from arrogance and you should be ok. From the sheer number of reports in this forum you can guess that this law is only rarely used.

[HsPuppy55]

I have never been to any massage place yet which doesn't offer a happy ending, and I've been to a lot.

I usually use an MP behind MoE for a decent, hard Thai massage at 150 Dhm. Went today and lot of new girls (and uniforms) , the one I had was particularly flirtatious (unusual) , giggly and gave a great massage but an excellent HJ for usual price. No access to assets as she was between my legs.

Thanks for your information and reply, But my querry was whether your get the happy ending in the Hotel Spa's.

Also, its just my second trip to Dubai and that too after a long time, so would you mind expanding " MoE ".

Thanks in advance.

[ExpatNLookin]

Next day after my previous disappointing FR, I got another contact for an MP in Deira from a member here, with a specific girl's name.

The place was decent. Girls looked sexy. With one girl with really perky tits!

Anyways that girl walks in the room. I am butt naked. She starts a really nice massage.

Then she says she'll be back. She changes out of her uniform into some other clothes. Comes back. Asks me if I want "nice service" and that I'll have to pay.

And HELL. It was nice.

DFK, BBBJ, titty fucking (albeit a little too hard for my taste, but it helped delay orgasm LOL) , and CIM (and she swallowed LOL).

Paid her 200. I showered then she helped me get dressed.

[ExpatNLookin]

Got a contact (website / FB page) couple of months ago for an MP with branches all over Dubai.

Picked the one in Jumeira road. Headed there.

The girl had a bubble butt, decent C or D cups. Nice straightened hair, and smelled great.

Unfortunately. It was a sucky massage, and no extras were offered!

Disappointment!

[Joe Karnavic]

I will be in Dubai next week which I very rarely visit. Being elderly and not really interested in the normal penetrative sex but love a good massage and a finishing HJ. Being with a couple of collegues I will not be in a position to perhaps even go out alone. From seniors like you, I would like to know whether the Spa's in the hotels would after the standard massage give extras such HJ. In my country this is quite common that the spa's in particularly the three star hotels give this sort of service (in five star hotels it is rather difficult).

Most of the 3 star or 4 star Hotels which has Spas the chances of getting HJ and BJ are high. The hotels I know are Holiday inn express opposite Burjuman, spa at top floor. Eureka Hotel 2nd floor. Many hotels in Deira like Broadway, Landmark have spas. Prices vary. I am not sure about highend spas in 5 star hotels.

[Rivendell14]

Bottom line: The place is not really worth it for real mongers who want to have a broad choice. I think that there may be good opportunity but it can be a matter of coincidence. The band is confirmed very good and I discovered what is going on behind that bamboo curtains mentioned in my previous report. It is the place where the stunning dancers who alternate with the band stay.

It is a place recommended if you want to to spend some time listening to (good) music in a relatively quite place (at least until the music starts to become a bit loud later in the night) and if not expecting to really meet the girl for the night, that may happen by coincidence considering the low number of girls.

Good report mate. Will give this a try next month (I have reached my quote for mongering this month.)

I ended up leaving almost immediately with an Ethiopian who was good looking, had reasonable English, seemed nice and, most importantly, had her own place just round the corner. I negotiated the rate down to 500 for the night. Back at her place, we had 3 sessions, all of good quality. She was eager to please and provided total GFE, unusual, in my experience, for an African. I was pleased with my night's work.

You are lucky. I had a Ethiopian once. Pretty and curvy just the way I like them. But the attitude took a 180 degree turn once I paid her. No initiative from her, total lack of interest, no BJ. Since then I never went for Ethiopians.

[Misha Rastov]

love a good massage and a finishing HJ. I would like to know whether the Spa's in the hotels would after the standard massage give extras such HJ.

I have never been to any massage place yet which doesn't offer a happy ending, and I've been to a lot.

I usually use an MP behind MoE for a decent, hard Thai massage at 150 Dhm. Went today and lot of new girls (and uniforms) , the one I had was particularly flirtatious (unusual) , giggly and gave a great massage but an excellent HJ for usual price. No access to assets as she was between my legs.

[Flash21]

I arrived in Dubia Monday and I went to Rasky, didn't find anything I liked so I went to regal, was busy spote a Russian girl with her friend at my taste at the bar but they were upset for some reson so I gave up and went for an half turkish half Russian cute blu contact lenses 23 was quiet new to the job spoke with her madam 1000 for the night try to put the price down but an other guy was on her when I was speaking with the madam so I said ok let s go, been ask for the money up front I took the risk and left with her, zara she was sweet. 2 times CBJ but rush thing a little, any way I told her to go after 3 hours.

Thursday thanks Joe-Karnavic for the number, I went to this house, the guy freaked out a bit to give me the adress on the phone, got to the house line up of 10 girls 5 to 7, took 2 of the best looking 21 Chinese 23 half chines thai, the first one was there for 3 days and was very horny, went to the room ask the price 150 per girl plus tips at the end BBBJ, riming, different position, cim, was a lot of fun left 100 tips each.

Got a japanese from home massage card in Marina she was 23 nice body / face 500 for an hour they had also thai Chinese for 300.

Tonight I want get a beautifull girl, I'm thinking to go to regal or premier not sure what will be the best.

[HsPuppy55]

I did a stopover at the Al Wasl MP referred by Mo the Pro and some other punters in this forum. Thanks Mo for sharing the contact.

I did the pit stop on Wednesday around 8pm on my way back from work. Found a nice parking right across the road. Opted for the Chinese massage without oil. There was only one Chinese girl free at that moment and I did not have any choice, but went ahead because she was definitely not a turn down though I would have loved to see some more meat on that bones. Her name was Sophie if I was not mistaken. The massage was so-so. She did this light fluttery strokes with her fingers that gave me the goosebumps. I made her do that around my balls and inner thighs for quiet some time, it was a different experience altogether.

Forty minutes into the session, she popped the key words. She was quiet cheeky and quoted 200 for a hand job! I asked about BBBJ and pat came a quote of 500, I laughed it off! I stuck to my offer of 200 for a BJ and as expected she towed the line. The BJ was not worthwhile, very lack lustre and mechanical. So I made her work hard for the glue; asked her to keep her hands away and work it out only with her mouth. My guess is that she may have done a better HJ given her butterfly massage technique.

All in all. A very clean place, safe environs, convenient. I will go again to check out the others. Will keep you guys updated if it is worth mentioning. Cheers!

I will be in Dubai next week which I very rarely visit. Being elderly and not really interested in the normal penetrative sex but love a good massage and a finishing HJ. Being with a couple of collegues I will not be in a position to perhaps even go out alone. From seniors like you, I would like to know whether the Spa's in the hotels would after the standard massage give extras such HJ. In my country this is quite common that the spa's in particularly the three star hotels give this sort of service (in five star hotels it is rather difficult).