Cartagena Reports

[Hillbilly69]

Flying in from south Texas. This is my second time. I stayed at Hotel Caribe, about 2 years ago and it was hell trying to get chicks in. Can you please help I'm taking my main wing man with m this time and I would like to get it right and not have to take chicks to the "by the hour places". Now I've heard a few good suggestions but then the apt has something wrong like. Apartamentos Torres Del Lago not having hot water, maid service, dirty, towel service, or sheet service and Mirador I think the reviews said it also did not have sheet or towel service. I'm willing to pay extra so me any my boy can: 1) have our own rooms 2) not have to do wash sheets 3) bring chicks up to our pad with out having to pay extra a la "Hotel Caribe" *Please Help*

301 in Playa Mar Juan Ventura rents it for 100 a night. I checked it out myself last night.

[Hillbilly69]

Beach was dead yesrerday. A couple lookers but just took numbers and passed. Went to Centro 8pm gave a guy a walking tour so can navigate better to Isis. Elektra and others. Electricita is closed best I can figure is Aldo opened a different place till he came up with back rent. Tony has been on his best behavior. Was by the clock tower just before 9pm last night and arguably a 9 was sitting on the bench. She looked like Halle Berry. Some dumb ass with a beer cooler tried to play pimp saying 150k pesos for the girls. I told him get away from me. 4 other girls on the bench as well sevens and eights. I offered the Halle Berry chic 100k pesos for an hour and she gladly accepted. Road her for an hour good tight one. Left wingman hanging but he was waiting gor a calena at Isis anyway. Got another dentist appointment this morning had to get 3 fillings and a root canal total damage 440 dollars. Got 1760 per dollar exchange rate in laguito. Haven't made it to Centro to check the rates seeing they were closed. Another Hilton opened like a dumb ass I didn't ask about chica policies or prices. On a Kindle fire so sorry about spelling. Hampton by Hilton is yhe name of the new hotel it is across the street from Atlantic casino and behind Palmetto one and just walking by not sure if quite open yet.

[MG Tarp]

Flying in from south Texas. This is my second time. I stayed at Hotel Caribe, about 2 years ago and it was hell trying to get chicks in. Can you please help I'm taking my main wing man with m this time and I would like to get it right and not have to take chicks to the "by the hour places". Now I've heard a few good suggestions but then the apt has something wrong like. Apartamentos Torres Del Lago not having hot water, maid service, dirty, towel service, or sheet service and Mirador I think the reviews said it also did not have sheet or towel service. I'm willing to pay extra so me any my boy can: 1) have our own rooms 2) not have to do wash sheets 3) bring chicks up to our pad with out having to pay extra a la "Hotel Caribe" *Please Help*

[Hillbilly69]

Tied up at dentist this morning. Went parasailing out on friends boat. Thanks Cptnb. Hit the beach. Kind of dead seeing it is May and midweek. Almost took a transie back to apart. Biggest tits on the beach. WTF. Found a 20 year old flsca 90 lbs with a majik tight coochee and just finished up for 80k again. Headed to Centro shortly.

[Hillbilly69]

Decent talent at the beach today. I took two an 8 and a seven. 80k pesos each.

[Hillbilly69]

Guys,

Can someone of you explain to me the chicas on the beach thing as I don't quite get it. I was there now multiple times but all I can see is normal tourists and families.

I will be there in a few days, few people spend more time at the beach than me. Fao is an alternative to Tony he is just a little to the left as you are facing the water. You need to sit close to the water as possible and watch each and every girl that walks by. These are Colombia girls not Sosua putas they aren't going to come up and grope you. My friend that lives there says the puta count is down 50 percent, he blames the Secret Service scandal. I ain't so sure, I think them putas are traveling like never before and have a thorn up their ass to visit Mexico, if you even have a couple of those popular Medellin prepagos on your Facebook page you can see what I am saying. Best time at the beach is 2-5 pm. And any group of girls without a guy with them assume they are putas.

[Questner]

Guys,

Can someone of you explain to me the chicas on the beach thing as I don't quite get it. I was there now multiple times but all I can see is normal tourists and families. I know I am at the right spot as I got to know Tony already. I find it really hard to find chicas during the day, but for me is better, as I don't like to party until 5 in the morning every

Night so much. Out of despair I asked Tony if he knew some chicas. The outcome was that he presented to me two horrible looking sluts, no joke the ugliest bitches I have seen in CTG to date and demanded 70k. I needed to buy a beer for all of them just to get out of that.

I mean there must be a bunch of decent looking girls during the day somewhere or are they all asleep until 8 pm?

You won't find girls at the beach.

Describe to Tony exactly what are looking for.

Tell him how much you will pay her, how much you will pay for the taxi etc.

In Tony's mind he wants to make at least 100K from this appointment, all cut from direct fees, drinks margin, taxi, a cut from the girl etc. Your total bill should be close to 200K all included, Tony and a girl and this is a fairdeal. You have to be tough and explain to him when you won't pay anything, like when she won't meet your expectations in person. Here is an example. You pay to the girl 150K taxi included for day ST. 30K out of it goes to T. You pay T. Directly 50K for 'a beer'. Tony's driver will pick up the girl and drive her back. Once with a girl turn off her and yours mobile phones.

[JeffCooper]

Guys,

Can someone of you explain to me the chicas on the beach thing as I don't quite get it. I was there now multiple times but all I can see is normal tourists and families. I know I am at the right spot as I got to know Tony already. I find it really hard to find chicas during the day, but for me is better, as I don't like to party until 5 in the morning every

Night so much. Out of despair I asked Tony if he knew some chicas. The outcome was that he presented to me two horrible looking sluts, no joke the ugliest bitches I have seen in CTG to date and demanded 70k. I needed to buy a beer for all of them just to get out of that.

I mean there must be a bunch of decent looking girls during the day somewhere or are they all asleep until 8 pm?

[Camaro1257]

Mirador Laquito.

I had an excellent studio apartment for $60. 00 per night. I didn't have a good view but I was more than satisfied for the price. The internet was slow sometimes but overall it was pretty efficient. Security was on point 24 hours a day. Chicas had to sign in with cedula and the front door was always locked, you had to be buzzed in and out by security. The location was familiar to all the taxi drivers and there were ATM's and restaurants close by. Would I stay there again? HELL YEAH!

Transportation.

Walking was easy to most spots in Laquito and Boca Grand. Taxis to the Old City were about 6, 000CP ($3. 50). I knew a local from one of my previous trips who showed my around town and took me to the poor man's venues for gas money.

Restaurants.

There were a variety according to taste but I enjoyed Riquisimo's which was within walking distance of my apartment. The food was good but on the expensive side. There was something for everybody within walking distance.

Roadmap to success

The beach during the day at Playa Hollywood. The Clock Tower in the Old City in the early evening. LDV later at night. The After One of Cartagena is Elecktra in the Old City. If you follow that path you should have some success.

La Dolce Vida (LDV)

My first night I was pissed at Pocahontas wanted 350, 000CP regardless as to how fine she was. I went back almost every night and enjoyed the ambiance the music and the view. I know I'll get hate from Brazil lovers but in my opinion Colombianas are some of the most beautiful woman in the world. LDV was plastic surgery central but many of the chicas were naturally beautiful. My ego enjoyed the attention with their eyes saying 'pick me! ' The staff was attentive and cordial.

Electricka.

Ok after hours spot but it was a small venue. I didn't care for the lighting ambiance or music but there were some FYNE chicas there.

Clock Tower.

Just inside the front entrance of the Old City male and female sex workers hang out. There were some good looking chicas there but as a rule they couldn't touch the LDV chicas.

Casas.

Barrio Los Alpes: Allondra – salida 80, 000CP negotiate with the chica her tarifa. Even though I had a bad experience they had the finest chicas of all the othe casas I went to and I am confident the gringo tax could be avoided by speaking to the hefe first and let him know the deal.

Gringo Tax.

The hefe in Allondra tried to hit me up for 500, 000CP after I already negotiated with the chica for 150, 000CP. He fell and hit his head if he thought I was going to put his kid through private school so I walked out.

Electrika the hefe said I had to buy 80, 000CP in drinks before I could take a woman out I gave him 20, 000CP to callete! He watches gringos and when he sees them make their move he tries to hit you up. If you go just ask your chica to leave and you follow her later.

Tarifas.

At the Clock Tower and La Playa I wouldn't pay more than 100, 000CP.

LDV can range from 150, 000CP to 350, 000CP. I would stay between 150 – 200, 000CP.

Electrika can range from 150, 000CP to 350, 000CP. I would stay between 150 – 200, 000CP.

Casas all have salidas and you have to negotiate separately with the chicas. In house will always be cheaper but most do half hour increments.

Policia.

Always carry a copy of your passport with you because there are road blocks everywhere especially at night. There is no such thing as reasonable articulable suspicion or probable cause. In Colombia I was stopped twice and patted down. If you like party favors I would encourage you to pass just my humble opinion. Last edited by camaro1257; Today at 03:22 AM.

One thing I forgot to mention in my summary your appearance does matter to some of the chicas I saw in LDV and Electricka. I saw more than one walk away from grubby looking guys. In addition I did recieve a favorable comment from one; I was only wearing a polo shirt, athletic pants and gym shoes. She made it seem like she was more attracted to men who dress nice. Just a thought.

[SpiderRider]

I don't ever ask a girl how much, I tell them what I have and for how long. Get their number before you negociate, they are on the clock at night, daytime sessions are easily half price. On another note I hardly ever stay inside the LDV, once I get my beer I go outside and sit on the bench and go in and out as I please with my beer. You guys in groups should split up and sit on the stairs if your getting lubed for 100k bottles.

I believe this is excellent advice. Thank you for sharing. Great map as well. I am having a very pleasant final day in CO. Everyone be happy and stay safe. In spite of various impediments to perfect chica bliss, we are very fortunate men.

[Hillbilly69]

Doing my part. Turned down 2 chicas insisting on 200k. One at the beach, one at a restaurant. Likely I may breakdown soon.

I don't ever ask a girl how much, I tell them what I have and for how long. Get their number before you negociate, they are on the clock at night, daytime sessions are easily half price. On another note I hardly ever stay inside the LDV, once I get my beer I go outside and sit on the bench and go in and out as I please with my beer. You guys in groups should split up and sit on the stairs if your getting lubed for 100k bottles.

[Hillbilly69]

Yes, Elecktra is open the Hefe will watch you and try to gringo tax you, this can be avoided by having your chica meet you outside without walking out together.

I sent them a message on Facebook, they confirm that they are open again, confusing with the other club nearby with a similar name.

https://www.facebook.com/ELEKTRACLUB...ocation=stream

[SpiderRider]

So came into town for a bachelor party. I have been here many times. It was my 3 friends first. I was to be their guide. They did not like Juan's accomodations. We walked into Hotel Caribe and they got a 2BR suite with a junior suite for a shade under 2. 000. 000 for 2 nights! I was fine with Juan's place. The bus boy told me the chica fee is 120. 000.

We stopped by Cafe Del Mar for dinner. A lot of families. Saw some hot chicks at the bar. Is that where the working girls are? I recall someone suggesting to ask security?

Next stop was Pley Club. Taxi drivers were all over the board. From 25k to $10 but settled on 12k. Is this the going rate from Del mar? A nice selection at Pley Club, albeit a lot of silicone. They quoted 220k on premises and 600k to leave for a couple hours (including salida). It was begining to sound like a Union because most have the same quote going. We got a couple of numbers to call during the day. One hardcore one wouldn't hang during the day. Anyways, I suggested LDV. We had been at Pley Club since 10 and it was about 11:30 now.

Taxi driver wanted 17k to Laguito. Is this the rate? The guys were getting a bit tired of haggling taxi drivers so we just agreed. Happened to find one that speaks English. He said he worked at Pley Club and Isis on the side. He suggested Isis first for less silicone. All the while bashing LDV saying that they were basically street working girls. Untested with Aids. Also mentioned the drugging a while back. Anyway Isis was dead. About 10 girls and 3x as many guys. In and out we head over to LDV.

Lots of chicas many doable. The union was in full force asking for about 200-250k short time and 500k TLN. Most agreed to go for 400k. I forgot to try asking for 100k-150k like some say is possible. I speak Spanish as did one of the other guys and still quoted those rates. Apparently, the rumors of a bar fine is true! We tried to leave and they wanted 1 bottle minimum per girl! We picked 3 girls and they agreed to 1 and a half bottles (we only bought one) so we ordered another half. I asked one of my amigas this and she confirmed that a bottle or 100k minimum drink minimum. I picked a girl I knew from a previous trip and she just walked out. I guess the trick is to get her number and have her meet you around the corner to avoid this barfine hassle.

To be continued.

Doing my part. Turned down 2 chicas insisting on 200k. One at the beach, one at a restaurant. Likely I may breakdown soon.

[Camaro1257]

Very nice summary Camero. Will be in CTG this Friday with 2 friends. We will be staying in the same building, Mirador Laquito, but in a little pricer apartments. I have one question: as far as I know Elecktra does not exist anymore. Is this true?

Bandy

Yes, Elecktra is open the Hefe will watch you and try to gringo tax you, this can be avoided by having your chica meet you outside without walking out together.

[Hillbilly69]

Not sure what I will do, Last time I was in Sousa I rented a house and had a blast. But the Draw of the woman in Colombia is strong.

I might just go and stay in CTG, I have a great deal on a ticket and don't want to waste more money to change.

Get a Colombia Cupid paying account, plenty of hot Barranquilla girls on there compared to Latin Cupid, they will ask how many times you have been there, tell them you need a guide, pay there Marsol or Berlinas bus fare.

As far as accommodations go by yourself? Tough call Martins beach isn't avail end of May, I am staying in Jack's 7th floor Torre Centuro condo pretty soon, was in it February and everything in it is new, great view, wifi, daily maid A / C 50 bucks a night, the building is older but quite frankly I have stayed at all the Mirador Del Laguito apts they all suck, something is always wrong with them and towels is always an issue except for the penthouse.