General Reports

[MajorPyle]

It's been a couple years since my last visit to the LOS. I have three weeks to burn this trip and I'm bringing some BKK virgins. Really is nothing better than seeing the newbie get their cherry popped in Asia. Anyway, here's the itinerary which based on any input here, is subject to change at any time. First, we'll be arriving in Singapore and using this location as our hub. Considering about $35 will get you to BKK, Vietnam, Jakarta among many others, we are planning to see as much as we can. I'm really looking for that "slap you across the face moment" for my buddies and would like to find the best location to have them walk into a room with dozens of beautiful ladies for the picking. This has to happen at least once, then I'll let them fend for themselves. I've been following Sir Lancelot's posts for the past month and he mentioned Jakarta as being a great, unspoiled monger location. Can anyone with recent experience confirm and recommend anything? I have no problem with freelancers, but an occasional barfine is ok too. We plan to rent motorcycles and cruise the coast of Thailand and Malaysia plus Vietnam if we can arrange visa's while in BKK. I was in Penang last year and had a very nice time with the freelancers and massage ladies, but the cost was quite a bit more than any trip I'd taken to BKK. Any suggestions will be most appreciated. I will be updating our activity throughout the trip.

[Dr BJ]

She quite likes it. Not all the way in though. You try sticking something up a hot Rainbow girls asshole. It just isn't allowed.

Any one want to experience Pattaya in downtown BKK Just take a stroll down the lane where Dr bjs 2 places are. LOL. Reasonable facsimile of everything especially the qulaity of girl you will find.

Even a Russian or Uzbek is known to work that lane.

Add in a few seasoned Beergarden hags to the mix of Dr Bjs girls and instant Pattaya.

I think you might find she "tolerates" it so you keep paying for your 40 minutes of fun, including two showers and travel time. Hilarious response and very predictable, I quote one of your posts and you get all defensive then start having a go at me, love it. You already admitted you were wrong to make statements about Pattaya having never been there and then you go and do the same thing again. If nothing else you are absolutely unique H. For the record I don't believe the post saying you keep a blow up doll and a vibrator under your bed. If you have the internet there is no need to.

Regards,

BJ

[LittleBigMan]

If only that were so. Theres so many that could and should be deleted, think Dante2, PinkPearl, ChochaMonger and a few more of lifes totally useless specimens. But they just reincarnate themselves with a new name and come back spreading more of their written disease.

Banning, without going into the conversation again it all started a few years ago after a guy got banned. Thereafter it seems this got a little gun shy for the moderator? IMHO?

But haven't you figure it out yet? This guy is just a kid, researching the site and places on the Internet from his lock room while dinner is being prepared. Harold! What are you doing in your room? Your dad is going to be home soon!

He had accumulated over a thousand post of those thousand it is just responding to other posters experience with stupid remarks and has selected a few places like Rainbow 4, luckily not too many Rainbows otherwise he would get lost. And of those thousand of post they are 99% negative and that is being conservative and always uses LOL, a teenager at best with pimples and haven't even touch the clothes of a girl in his life and most likely has a blow up doll and a vibrator under his mattress. His mommy must really love him to be having to clean those sheets of his?

Harold what you doing in your room? The Internet can be a wonderful thing for some people who can't get the real thing.

[PinkPearl]

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[BionicMan]

Let him stick to Rainbow where he can continue to report and repeat his epic fails.

To fail you have to attempt. Is he attempting?

[FreebieFan]

? Why not go to Angeles in Philippines where you can get equally attractive girls for a third of the price for long-time? Even you could get a girl stay with you for longer than an hour there!

No no no no. We don't want him and his trash talking nonsense anywhere near AC. Let him stick to Rainbow where he can continue to report and repeat his epic fails.

[FreebieFan]

Which is why I find it hard to believe that ISG allow him to hi-jack what should be one of the best threads on the site. Surely if someone is ignored X amount of times, they should be deleted?

If only that were so. Theres so many that could and should be deleted, think Dante2, PinkPearl, ChochaMonger and a few more of lifes totally useless specimens. But they just reincarnate themselves with a new name and come back spreading more of their written disease.

[HotShaneHot]

Bad news for sex tourists, what options are left?

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/...95F00H20130616

Yes and not just in Udon Thani all over the Northeast.

This is good news for hots.

[Tony Hoeprano]

Bad news for sex tourists, what options are left?

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/...95F00H20130616

[Phordphan]

Quoting from his own posts Harold puts the girls at ease by sticking his finger up their arse for twenty minutes.

Regards,

BJ

You mean that WON'T work? Dammit! That explains a lot.

[Sir Lancelot]

You're still wondering? Most of us figured that out back in 2006 already. H444 is a disease, and like Herpes, he keeps coming back. I put him on my "Ignore" list years ago but everytime someone quotes him, I unfortunately am forced to see his brain farts.

Haha, I genuinely apologise for subjecting you to his nonsense. I contemplated ignoring him too, like lots of people have done it seems, but the problem is that newcomers might actually believe some of the stuff he comes out with. For example a few weeks ago a first-timer researching his cherry trip left a comment that he was sad to hear that Bangkok is so bad these days, all because of a spate of Harold's hilariously inaccurate reports the preceding two or three days. Senior members can ignore him but newcomers can't.

[Dr BJ]

I'd be very interested what tactics other forum users adopt but this usually works well for me.

Quoting from his own posts Harold puts the girls at ease by sticking his finger up their arse for twenty minutes.

Regards,

BJ

[Pointy Stick]

You've proved time after time on these pages that you are completely clueless about the scene. You recently told a story of a gogo girl dictating to you when she could be bar-fined! I nearly coughed up my tea when I read that. It was almost as funny as your line 'Pattaya has ugly girls. I've never been though' (an opinion you later admitted you got because a Bangkok gogo girl told you so!). You are like the Mr Bean of the mongering world. Inadvertently hilarious.

+10.

There are better interweb places to hangout online than to endure this.

[BionicMan]

My calculation is for example. Out of every 1000 customers walking the door and buy a drink. 150 will barfine. I'm really just guessing.

If am the bar owner I'd be delighted to have such a rate of 500 customer in a night, buy a drink and 75 leave with a girl under their arms, when the workforce is appr 100. See? I even cut your number by 50% and keep the same percentage. To show that percentage sometime is irrelevant. Would not you be happy to sell 500 beers in a night? Don't overestimate the statements about bars or MP's or KTV having 2/300 girls. That might count the whole workforce available during a month. But not all of them are showing up every single night or work day.

I noticed this in China (or Asians) KTV where the mamasan, there are 3-4, comes up with her lineup of 6-8 girls at a time. After the 3rd-4th line up, you start to see some you have already seen, mixed in the crowd. That means each might have some 25/30 girls at hands. At the best.

Same is at MP's with fishbowls. How many are there, when counted? 30, go for 15/20 off in some rooms for duty, and you end up with appr 50 in house at a given moment.

[NicFrenchy]

Classic Harold. You're really not very bright are you?

You're still wondering? Most of us figured that out back in 2006 already. H444 is a disease, and like Herpes, he keeps coming back. I put him on my "Ignore" list years ago but everytime someone quotes him, I unfortunately am forced to see his brain farts.