Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Exec Talent]

Long time since there were a Rio report.

In the meantime you can enjoy a new brazilian comedy "Minha Mãe é uma Peça". It's about a family living in Niteroi.

Here is the trailer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrST-4WLlbA

[Sperto]

Long time since there were a Rio report.
In the meantime you can enjoy a new brazilian comedy "Minha Mãe é uma Peça". It's about a family living in Niteroi.

[ChrisDrug]

I don't understand. If you eat the same ice cream flavor everyday don't you get dead beat of it? I wasn't drained of Brasil until I realized that it cost US$450 / day expense to be there and enjoy. Maybe I started going to Brasil when the heydays are over. Thus, I decided to explore other destinations, such as, I'm planning to got Spain from London soon. The math is simple which clearly indicates that if I have to shell out nearly $500 a day, I rather enjoy other spots in the world. All Brazil got is expensive minimum $200/40mins programa Termas and 1 escort agency known as StarCris in the entire district and I have to sent almost 3 girls back. Spend your hard earned money wisely. I see no point in returning to Brasil anytime soon. You can find 10x better looking girls from your local escort agency than Balcony. I had no trouble finding BBBJ and anal friendly chiks in Florida on any given night $150 to 200 / hr and they were hotter than Balcony trash. If the cost of sex is the same and quality diverge than why not explore other locations. Ukraine and Moscow is next on my economic donation list.

[Bravo]

Bravo,

One last thing I notice more and more are now moving back to Rio after being here for a few years I guess they want to be around for the World Cup and the games or maybe they miss their family and kids etc.

Kid Cisco

Kid Cisco, I think the East Coast lifestyle versus West Coast lifestyle might be the deciding factor in that decision. I can say without any exceptions that EVERY single brasilian I have ever met, who has lived on the east coast for at least 2 years, have all said they would never want to live in brasil again! They want to go back to visit family and spend their vacation time in Brasil but they all 100% prefer life in America. Number one reason? Customer Service! They love the fact that Americans hold people accountable for their actions. If a business says they will install Cable between 1-3Pm, they will be there between 1-3! Not like Rio where they show up at 8:30pm.

If I had a dollar for every time one of them has told me "I hate the bullshit in Brasil! Nobody is educated! Everything is Corrupt! No one is held accountable! I would never live there again!" I could afford to retire! LOL!

Maybe life on the west coast is different, which might be a reason why the brasilians are more apt to want to go back to the mother land. But a NY / NJ, Atlanta, Miami brasilian? They prefer the good ole USA.

[Exec Talent]

You know what they say – you can't turn a john into a husband. Just like you can't make someone without honor and a sense of loyalty, honorable.

Help was a great place to give the guy who never had a prayer in hell of scoring the illusion that he could. Seems guys who no longer can afford to travel to Rio have simply brought that perspective to the US. SIMPS. Got to love them.

[Kid Cisco]

Oddly, the majority of the girls I have spoken to, their husbands will pay for their tickets to fly to NYC. The garotas tell their husbands that they will stay at their girlfriend's houses, when in reality they want to stay with me. There is a large number of X Copa girls who live in the NY-NJ area, so they could easily crash at their places. I am assuming they would rather stay with me because they assume that I will take them all over the city and pay for everything. Versus. If they hang with their girls, they will have to pay their own way for the entire weekend.

My former running partner from Rio asked me yesterday if I felt guilty about banging these guy's wives. I told him that initially I did. But once I say down and thought about it, the guilty feeling went away. I figured "She is going to fuck around anyway! At least I am not trying to steal her away from her man. I realize that it is just a fun weekend with a lot of partying, drinking and fucking. Once the weekend is over, they go back home. I have no plans to try and convince her to leave her man and stay with me!"

I am looking thru the emails to try and decide who I will let stay with me. I know the deciding factors will be who lives the farthest away & who is the best fuck! I don't want any girl who is too close. No Philly or DMV girls! I don't want them thinking they can just pop up for the weekend anytime they want. I also don't want any jealous husbands who can show up at my doorstep within a 3 hour drive! LOL!

Bravo,

You right over the years I have seen so many ex- Club Help girls posting pictures on their Facebook page of them running all over NYC with their girlfriends with a guy taking them out to the 40 40 Club and every other high end place and they take pictures of a table full of bottles and mixed drinks and food. BUT after a couple of weeks I guess the guy get sick of them running up his credit card etc. And not really getting the ass like he thought he would. These chicks will show up in LA and have some SIMP doing the same thing and then I see them posting pictures in Las Vegas with a different SIMP taking them to shows and concerts taking to out shopping and they posting pictures of ALL the shopping bags they have in their hands. And then I see pictures of them in South Beach with yet another SIMP doing the same thing LOL LOL

Look maybe I shouldn't be calling these guys SIMPS because some guys have tons of money to trick off on chicks and they either miss RIO girls or they just lonely and need some attention etc. BUT I tell them from the get go if they come to my city and IF they want to make some extra spending money the most I can do for them is get a cheap room for them and fuck them silly get them some fast food or some hot wings from the corner and send them on their way to the next city NO plane ticket and NO shopping and NO popping bottles! The funny thing is many of them will stop by my city and will take me up on it and will offer to take me out to party and spend money on me that they earned from getting paid by other guys.

One last thing I notice more and more are now moving back to Rio after being here for a few years I guess they want to be around for the World Cup and the games or maybe they miss their family and kids etc.

Kid Cisco

[Mr Enternational]

Oddly, the majority of the girls I have spoken to, their husbands will pay for their tickets to fly to NYC. I am assuming they would rather stay with me because they assume that I will take them all over the city and pay for everything. Versus. If they hang with their girls, they will have to pay their own way for the entire weekend.

Fuck that. If he is buying the ticket have him send some spending money along as well.

My former running partner from Rio asked me yesterday if I felt guilty about banging these guy's wives. I told him that initially I did. But once I say down and thought about it, the guilty feeling went away. I figured "She is going to fuck around anyway!

I remember when I first went to the Navy and fucked some deployed guy's wife (Mexican chick - she was security at the Navy Exchange. She told me he was her brother, but I went through her purse while she was asleep and found out otherwise.) I called my dad early on a Sunday morning feeling guilty. My dad said you are in the real world now son. So I hung up and went back in the other room and fucked her again.

[Bravo]

Me: O seu homem pode pagar (Your man can pay)

Her: nao ele nao pode pagar para eu ir visitar outro homem ele nao e estupido (He is not going to pay for me to go see another man. He is not stupid.)

Me: Pode sim. Por que temos ele entao? (He can pay. Why do WE have him then?)

Her: eu nao faria isso com minguem (I wouldn't do that to anyone.)

Oddly, the majority of the girls I have spoken to, their husbands will pay for their tickets to fly to NYC. The garotas tell their husbands that they will stay at their girlfriend's houses, when in reality they want to stay with me. There is a large number of X Copa girls who live in the NY-NJ area, so they could easily crash at their places. I am assuming they would rather stay with me because they assume that I will take them all over the city and pay for everything. Versus. If they hang with their girls, they will have to pay their own way for the entire weekend.

My former running partner from Rio asked me yesterday if I felt guilty about banging these guy's wives. I told him that initially I did. But once I say down and thought about it, the guilty feeling went away. I figured "She is going to fuck around anyway! At least I am not trying to steal her away from her man. I realize that it is just a fun weekend with a lot of partying, drinking and fucking. Once the weekend is over, they go back home. I have no plans to try and convince her to leave her man and stay with me!"

I am looking thru the emails to try and decide who I will let stay with me. I know the deciding factors will be who lives the farthest away & who is the best fuck! I don't want any girl who is too close. No Philly or DMV girls! I don't want them thinking they can just pop up for the weekend anytime they want. I also don't want any jealous husbands who can show up at my doorstep within a 3 hour drive! LOL!

[Mr Enternational]

Brasil Day in NY is quickly approaching. My inbox has been flooded with emails from "former" gdps who are all looking for a place to stay. It never ceases to amaze me how these girls now have everything (Husbands, homes, cars, money, clothes, shoes, security. Hell, some of them even have new babies) Yet they will risk it all just for a chance to come to NYC for that weekend and party!

I guess that old expression "You can take a garota out of Help but you can't take Help out of the garota" is so true!

Don't ever get it twisted bro. It's not just the hookers. An old flame of mine hit me up last night:

Her: mas eu quero te ver (but I want to see you)

Me: E agora vc tem esposo tambem (And now you have a husband too)

Her: mas voce pensava em casar com migo mesmo. Nao pensava. Isso nao e importante (That is not important. You did not want to marry me)

Me: Nunca vou me casar (I'm never getting married)

Her: eu sei disso (I know that)

Me: Entao fica feliz com ele (You need to be happy with him)

Her: muitas fotos com mulheres. Parabens. Muitas namoradas (You have many pictures with women. Congratulations. Many girlfriends)

Me: Onde ele esta? (Where is he?)

Her: viajando. Trabalhando. Masi voce e feliz. Muitas mulhers. Vida Boa (Traveling, working. But you are happy. Many women. The good life)

Me: Vem (Come)

Her: si manda os bilhetes (send the ticket)

Me: O seu homem pode pagar (Your man can pay)

Her: nao ele nao pode pagar para eu ir visitar outro homem ele nao e estupido (He is not going to pay for me to go see another man. He is not stupid.)

Me: Pode sim. Por que temos ele entao? (He can pay. Why do WE have him then?)

Her: eu nao faria isso com minguem (I wouldn't do that to anyone.)

Me: O que e isso? Ele pode pagar. Vc e mulher dele nao e? (What the fuck? He can pay. You are his woman right?)

Her: mas voce quer estar com migo sim? (Yeah, but you want to be with me right?)

This shit is a never-ending story. I have so many chicks all over this green earth who end up getting married (mostly to locals) or getting boyfriends and within a year's time they want to come right back to Sweet Daddy.

[Bravo]

Brasil Day in NY is quickly approaching. My inbox has been flooded with emails from "former" gdps who are all looking for a place to stay. It never ceases to amaze me how these girls now have everything (Husbands, homes, cars, money, clothes, shoes, security. Hell, some of them even have new babies) Yet they will risk it all just for a chance to come to NYC for that weekend and party!

I need to learn to stop asking these girls why they are risking everything just so they can have a wild weekend, because their answers make absolutely no sense. Every time I ask "Well, what about your husband? Isn't he going to be curious about where you will be staying? Aren't you scared of being caught?" Their answers couldn't be more cavalier. Most of the responses have been "Don't worry about it. I told him I am staying in the house of one of my female friends from Brasil. You and I will have the whole weekend to have fun, he won't find out anything!"

I guess that old expression "You can take a garota out of Help but you can't take Help out of the garota" is so true!

[BorussiaMG]

Did you negotiate the fare or use the taxi-meter?

Less than R$40, must have been negotiated. From Copa (Av Princess Isabel) to Galeão it will be R$45 with bandeira 1.

No, it was with taxi-meter. The final bill was 36, XY or 37, XY and I hand over R$40 and an "obrigado". My apartment was just across the supermercado mundial and the ride was earlier this year and with almost no traffic.

What happend to me quite a few times was a given bill based on the bandeira 2 fare although I was eligible to use bandeira 1. But as all I've learnt out of the mistakes and pay attention to meter and bandeira.

[Sperto]

Did you negotiate the fare or use the taxi-meter?

Less than R$40, must have been negotiated. From Copa (Av Princess Isabel) to Galeão it will be R$45 with bandeira 1.

In Rio I almost always offer a negotiated price before I enter a taxi. It's not hard getting a taxi from Copa to Galeão for R$40. However it's a long ride and I often end up giving the driver a R$5 if we had a nice conversation during the ride.

[Eric Cartman]

It is quite simple.

My taxi from Rua Barata Ribeiro to GIG international airport was less then R$ 40 during day shift. I speak Portuguese though.

Did you negotiate the fare or use the taxi-meter?

[BorussiaMG]

Bandeira is when they change the number on the meter to make it charge more. I think Bandeira 1 is for regular fare. 2 is for late nights and holidays. I don't know what the hell unica is, and at those prices I don't care to know.

It is quite simple.

Bandeira 1 (day shift). From 6am to 10pm, and in the same municipality.

Bandeira 2 (night shift). From 10pm to 6am, but also when you are going to a different municipality during the day shift.

Bandeira única is for special taxies. I. E. The ones with a hydraulic lift in the back to transport wheelchairs. They are not common.

My taxi from Rua Barata Ribeiro to GIG international airport was less then R$ 40 during day shift. I speak Portuguese though.

[Kcrl01]

My suspicion is you are confusing "fillers" (Juvederm, Radiesse, Restylane) with Botox. Botox paralyses muscles to limit your ability to form lines, hence why it is used in the face. Fillers do just that, fill lines. She might be looking for a filler. Fllers can be used to aument the butt, but the volumes needed would be very high and likely cost prohibitive.

Muito obrigado.