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08-08-13 06:39 #11243
Posts: 173Originally Posted by Azn Safado [View Original Post]
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08-08-13 01:01 #11242
Posts: 481Originally Posted by Mangera [View Original Post]
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08-07-13 23:54 #11241
Posts: 6455Related Article
Originally Posted by Kcrl01 [View Original Post]
Be careful out there.
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08-07-13 13:49 #11240
Posts: 1081Church and Sin.
I have come to the conclusion that if you want to find a *****house in RIO, look near churches For example, Luomos was a neighbor to a church. The XY Zen in Tijuca has a congregation singing while you are banging upstairs, and as I am was banging a gal in prive in Largo do Machado (Ousadas Massagem) , I heard church bells from accross the street as she was having her orgasm. Thats when the thought hit me. Only in Rio! I am sure there are other example's.
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08-07-13 13:44 #11239
Posts: 1081Saw it.
Originally Posted by Sperto [View Original Post]
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08-07-13 07:17 #11238
Posts: 2278Looks Hilarious
Originally Posted by Sperto [View Original Post]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrST-4WLlbA
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08-07-13 05:50 #11237
Posts: 4057Long time since there were a Rio report.
In the meantime you can enjoy a new brazilian comedy "Minha Mãe é uma Peça". It's about a family living in Niteroi.
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08-07-13 01:31 #11236
Posts: 173Brasil is yours
I don't understand. If you eat the same ice cream flavor everyday don't you get dead beat of it? I wasn't drained of Brasil until I realized that it cost US$450 / day expense to be there and enjoy. Maybe I started going to Brasil when the heydays are over. Thus, I decided to explore other destinations, such as, I'm planning to got Spain from London soon. The math is simple which clearly indicates that if I have to shell out nearly $500 a day, I rather enjoy other spots in the world. All Brazil got is expensive minimum $200/40mins programa Termas and 1 escort agency known as StarCris in the entire district and I have to sent almost 3 girls back. Spend your hard earned money wisely. I see no point in returning to Brasil anytime soon. You can find 10x better looking girls from your local escort agency than Balcony. I had no trouble finding BBBJ and anal friendly chiks in Florida on any given night $150 to 200 / hr and they were hotter than Balcony trash. If the cost of sex is the same and quality diverge than why not explore other locations. Ukraine and Moscow is next on my economic donation list.
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08-04-13 06:10 #11235
Posts: 1545Different feedback
Originally Posted by Kid Cisco [View Original Post]
If I had a dollar for every time one of them has told me "I hate the bullshit in Brasil! Nobody is educated! Everything is Corrupt! No one is held accountable! I would never live there again!" I could afford to retire! LOL!
Maybe life on the west coast is different, which might be a reason why the brasilians are more apt to want to go back to the mother land. But a NY / NJ, Atlanta, Miami brasilian? They prefer the good ole USA.
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08-04-13 05:55 #11234
Posts: 2278Ancient History
You know what they say – you can't turn a john into a husband. Just like you can't make someone without honor and a sense of loyalty, honorable.
Help was a great place to give the guy who never had a prayer in hell of scoring the illusion that he could. Seems guys who no longer can afford to travel to Rio have simply brought that perspective to the US. SIMPS. Got to love them.
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08-03-13 23:14 #11233
Posts: 332Originally Posted by Bravo [View Original Post]
You right over the years I have seen so many ex- Club Help girls posting pictures on their Facebook page of them running all over NYC with their girlfriends with a guy taking them out to the 40 40 Club and every other high end place and they take pictures of a table full of bottles and mixed drinks and food. BUT after a couple of weeks I guess the guy get sick of them running up his credit card etc. And not really getting the ass like he thought he would. These chicks will show up in LA and have some SIMP doing the same thing and then I see them posting pictures in Las Vegas with a different SIMP taking them to shows and concerts taking to out shopping and they posting pictures of ALL the shopping bags they have in their hands. And then I see pictures of them in South Beach with yet another SIMP doing the same thing LOL LOL
Look maybe I shouldn't be calling these guys SIMPS because some guys have tons of money to trick off on chicks and they either miss RIO girls or they just lonely and need some attention etc. BUT I tell them from the get go if they come to my city and IF they want to make some extra spending money the most I can do for them is get a cheap room for them and fuck them silly get them some fast food or some hot wings from the corner and send them on their way to the next city NO plane ticket and NO shopping and NO popping bottles! The funny thing is many of them will stop by my city and will take me up on it and will offer to take me out to party and spend money on me that they earned from getting paid by other guys.
One last thing I notice more and more are now moving back to Rio after being here for a few years I guess they want to be around for the World Cup and the games or maybe they miss their family and kids etc.
Kid Cisco
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08-02-13 20:52 #11232
Posts: 16021Originally Posted by Bravo [View Original Post]
Originally Posted by Bravo [View Original Post]
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08-02-13 19:05 #11231
Posts: 1545Originally Posted by Mr Enternational [View Original Post]
My former running partner from Rio asked me yesterday if I felt guilty about banging these guy's wives. I told him that initially I did. But once I say down and thought about it, the guilty feeling went away. I figured "She is going to fuck around anyway! At least I am not trying to steal her away from her man. I realize that it is just a fun weekend with a lot of partying, drinking and fucking. Once the weekend is over, they go back home. I have no plans to try and convince her to leave her man and stay with me!"
I am looking thru the emails to try and decide who I will let stay with me. I know the deciding factors will be who lives the farthest away & who is the best fuck! I don't want any girl who is too close. No Philly or DMV girls! I don't want them thinking they can just pop up for the weekend anytime they want. I also don't want any jealous husbands who can show up at my doorstep within a 3 hour drive! LOL!
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08-01-13 22:31 #11230
Posts: 16021Originally Posted by Bravo [View Original Post]
Her: mas eu quero te ver (but I want to see you)
Me: E agora vc tem esposo tambem (And now you have a husband too)
Her: mas voce pensava em casar com migo mesmo. Nao pensava. Isso nao e importante (That is not important. You did not want to marry me)
Me: Nunca vou me casar (I'm never getting married)
Her: eu sei disso (I know that)
Me: Entao fica feliz com ele (You need to be happy with him)
Her: muitas fotos com mulheres. Parabens. Muitas namoradas (You have many pictures with women. Congratulations. Many girlfriends)
Me: Onde ele esta? (Where is he?)
Her: viajando. Trabalhando. Masi voce e feliz. Muitas mulhers. Vida Boa (Traveling, working. But you are happy. Many women. The good life)
Me: Vem (Come)
Her: si manda os bilhetes (send the ticket)
Me: O seu homem pode pagar (Your man can pay)
Her: nao ele nao pode pagar para eu ir visitar outro homem ele nao e estupido (He is not going to pay for me to go see another man. He is not stupid.)
Me: Pode sim. Por que temos ele entao? (He can pay. Why do WE have him then?)
Her: eu nao faria isso com minguem (I wouldn't do that to anyone.)
Me: O que e isso? Ele pode pagar. Vc e mulher dele nao e? (What the fuck? He can pay. You are his woman right?)
Her: mas voce quer estar com migo sim? (Yeah, but you want to be with me right?)
This shit is a never-ending story. I have so many chicks all over this green earth who end up getting married (mostly to locals) or getting boyfriends and within a year's time they want to come right back to Sweet Daddy.
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08-01-13 17:58 #11229
Posts: 1545Brasil Day is only 1 month away!
Brasil Day in NY is quickly approaching. My inbox has been flooded with emails from "former" gdps who are all looking for a place to stay. It never ceases to amaze me how these girls now have everything (Husbands, homes, cars, money, clothes, shoes, security. Hell, some of them even have new babies) Yet they will risk it all just for a chance to come to NYC for that weekend and party!
I need to learn to stop asking these girls why they are risking everything just so they can have a wild weekend, because their answers make absolutely no sense. Every time I ask "Well, what about your husband? Isn't he going to be curious about where you will be staying? Aren't you scared of being caught?" Their answers couldn't be more cavalier. Most of the responses have been "Don't worry about it. I told him I am staying in the house of one of my female friends from Brasil. You and I will have the whole weekend to have fun, he won't find out anything!"
I guess that old expression "You can take a garota out of Help but you can't take Help out of the garota" is so true!