Sosua Reports

[Trace79]

Okay, to sum things up I'll try and just get to the basics in this part of the report.

Forgot to say that I ended up blowing off the Santiago medico student witha flat out lie on FB that my family member passed just so I could hang out with the new-found sexual animal that I don't have to wear rubbers with lol...I'm going to hell

Playa Sosua: Sundays suck there cause it's family day and it's packed beyond belief and the local Dominicans come from all over just to trash the beach up without a care in the world. It's still ten time better than Cabarete though. Clear blue water, chicas are there, they'll play with your junk under the water, the sunsets are to die for [pics prove it. ]. The vendors are still there. Rick said they're are trying to work a deal somehow on getting payed to be forced out. Dunno. Oh, there was this little shithead guy from Boca Chica that spoke perfect English; young twenties with curly hair and a pot belly wearing underwear. All he does is cruise the beach looking to scam tourists by saying he'll introduce you to a nice girl that doesn't want money, just take care of him for meeting you guys up [1000 pesos taking care of him LOL. ] I told him I can find my own girls. Next day saw him again and later saw him trying to scam some dudes I met a few days back. The "non-pro" girls he was introducing to my friends were in-fact pros and he even got mad when my friend asked one of the girls how much. His scam is you give him money and take the girl back and fuck her. She'll then ask for about double what she'd normally get cause you never settled an agreement. I told this guy to his face to [CodeWord140] off because for one you speak perfect English, are from Boca Chica. The place most notorious for scams in the DR, and what I already mentioned above. After that, his ass beat-feet. You can't miss this guy and if you see him, call him on his shit so he goes elsewhere.

A little Spanish goes a long way. This trip was ten times what last one was because I could speak and understand some of the basics. Once fluent, I would never go to Sosua again. I'd visit the real DR and rent a car traveling the whole country.

My friend that I mentioned in "Brief trip report," the broke guy, he ended up hitting up his baby-momma for some cash LOL. Ran in to him a few days later and he said all was good.

I'll touch on the race issue briefly since it was of recent discussion...again LOL. This time most of the guys I met on this trip were black [I'm white, ] and just cool dudes that knew the game and were fun to hang with. I met a lot of good people of all ages and types hanging out at Rocky's [ate breakfast there everyday and chilled sometimes in the late afternoon. ] In fact, everyone I met on this trip was trying to keep the hustle to 1500 ST and 2000 TLN. I only saw one group of tourist assholes and they were a bunch of white guys at The Spot [I think that is the name-next to El Toro, ] and these guys were asking for trouble; inconsiderate, loud, all had their shirts off, drunk, rude, absolute douches.

Mary Rose: I'll try to say what hasn't been said or is advertised on the website. For one, the grounds are kept well. Pool is cleaned daily. There is direct TV with lots of English channels. Laundry service is available for 300 pesos; they'll wash, fold and return in the same day. Rick has free phones for guests to use. Just give him a 1500 peso deposit and you get a phone to use, all you have to do now is buy the minutes [highly recommended btw to get a phone,] return it and get your deposit back. Everyone I met there at MR loved it and didn't complain about it not being right on the strip. One dude said it best, "you're on vacation, chill the fuck out," and have the chica come to you or moto her ass with oyu on the back for 100 pesos, no biggie. BTW, I found staying here, like Chris Long said, has its perks. You living where the locals live, there's no crime, just chicas during the day and some family hook-ups are even possible. I'd stay here again in a heartbeat, in fact, i will if there's room.

All in all, it was a great trip. I'll definitely be back. Sosua may not be what it was ten years ago, or the vets may not like it today, but there is still a great time to be had there and for us newbies it is still a Godsend from the United States. As long as you obey the rules. I'll be sure to try and follow them better next time.

[Trace79]

Saturday: Straight to the beach. Hung out there all day and on my way out went to pay for the chair when I noticed a nice looking dominican girl smile at me. She was with her family and I was quickly introduced to the chica by her english speaking aunt that was visiting from the states. The girl turned out to be 23 years old from Santiago and a medical student, not a puta chica LOL. Well, we kicked it well into the night on the beach, I even gave her some free swimming lessons and a little making out her and there. The family invited me to come out with them to their family's bar in Sosua. It's right passed Passions on the same side of the street. So, I ended up going there that night thinking I'm about to score with a normal dominican girl instead of a P4P chica. She did like me but was leaving for Santiago early in the morning so couldn't stay with me that night. Said she was coming back on Tuesday to spend the day with me. We got on FB together and I got to check out all her culo pics she psots on FB LOL. Funny, even the respectable DR chicas still love to show off their culos. So, I go home and get some sleep instead of prowling around Saturday night.

Sunday: Back to Playa Sosua and, again, have another family I meet at the beach try to hook me up with their 19 year old daughter, niece, cousin, you name it; they were all there being Sunday / family day at the beach. Her cousin was 18 and hot as fuck visiting from New Jersey but only lived there for two years since leaving the DR. She was the one I really wanted to hook up with. And why I stuck around for a bit. Anyway, exchanged FB info again and I was off. Head back to Mary Rose and shower and get ready for the night. I stop by the BBQ chicken shack close by [right next to Hotel Coco, ] and this is when I meet my chica for the rest of the trip. I'm waiting for my food and this hot little girl comes over to me at the bar and plants a beer in front of me. Can tell she has a little buzz going. This was my second time at this BBQ place, and it's pretty much the same people everyday, very family oriented like most DR places I assume. I meet her mom and the crew. Her mom is trying to pimp her out on me and she sais she wants to go with me. She's fucking hot, with a body like she works out at least 4 days a week, and only 18 [this time I check the I. D. LOL. ] Anyway, I take her back to the courtyard at MR and I ask how much she wants for her time. She starts off with 4000 pesos, psshhh! Yeah right. I counter with 2000. She sais 2500, and I counter with 2000 and say I never pay more than 2000 for TLN. She sais okay and agrees. I tell her to go get her swim suit, she does, we jump in the pool and have a blast. Found out that our sexual chemistry is on-fucking-point LOL! It was so good that I said fuck the condom and so did she. Yeah, yeah. I know I'm taking a risk but I also try to at least mitigate it most of the time. Sometimes, when it's that good, you got to go with it. It was the best sex I've had since my last serious GF 8 years ago that started off as a one-night-stand that lasted over two years because the sex was that damn good. Fuck it. Back to the report, we fucked a long time into the night, and then the next morning. Destroyed her poor little pussy LOL. Took her out to breakfast at Rocky's and gave her the 2000 pesos with plans on meeting up with her after I go to the beach.

The rest of the trip I spent with this girl. She immediately called me her GF and me her BF. She also never asked for money after that. Stayed with me every night. We went to the secluded beach right near Mary Rose and luckily I caught the fisherman coming in with a fresh catch who sold me about 12 pounds of fresh fish for 200 pesos LOL. Gutted and cleaned for cooking right in front of me. She took them back to her restaurant and cooked them for us and her family that night. Great dinner. This girl told me she loved me on day two and day three her mother asked if I am going to marry her daughter LOL. This girl fell hard for me, I mean hard. I know because of the tears. I'm sure some people will say that these girls are pros at acting and I won't disagree. However there is a difference between tears and a sob story and flat out balling several times a day and night because I am leaving.

The situation is Sosua but with a little twist I started to figure out. Her mom is / was a hardcore puta chica who's days are in her past. She speaks decent English and taught her daughter. The mom was always checking up on her, popping up at the beach for a few minutes, knocking on the gate at Mary Rose; no doubt she was pushing for mucho dinero from me. However, imagine being 18 years old and having to deal with being pimped out by your mother when your emotions are running in 5th gear. I did my best to analyze the situation and have fun at the same time. Trust when I say I got way more than GFE from this girl, she even let me try.and I say try- to fuck her in the ass, something I joked about earlier and she said she wanted me to because it was my last night and she wanted to show her love for me. Holy shit, how can you say no to that LOL. Anyway, even though she was in pain, and I went real slow. I'm about a little thicker than a regular sized redbull can but in a culo her size. Shit she was a trooper.

I won't lie, I felt something for her, or maybe it was the situation that she was in that got to me. As a decent looking gringo, with some basic Spanish, I've found that if you can meet some normal dominicans, or just get away from calle Pedro Clisante for a bit, you'd be surprised how you will be welcomed in to DR life. We are a meal ticket however, that's how they see us. I'm not a millionaire but they sure think I am. Based on how they live their day to day life, I kind of feel like on now sadly. Anyway, after I initially paid this girl 2000 pesos for TLN, she never asked for anything after that. Of course I payed for everything when we went out, and even bought her mother and some people at her restaurant some beers here and there. They weren't shy in asking at all [give blood and a lot of dominicans want bone. ] But I did give her 4000 pesos on my way out my last morning. She looked at me like what is this and I told her I know she needs it. The girl was collecting her stuff as I was packing and even took the toilet paper to put in her things. That sais something right there. She rode along with me to the airport with Rick's brother-in-law Johnny who took us; she was balling the entire way. I cried a little just because of her pain and I also didn't want to leave the DR. As of this moment, she has messaged me consistently on FB and even called me on her own minutes. Of course she has also mentioned getting a brides visa. Ouch. I wish her the best of luck but I don't intend on becoming a western union BF or getting married to an infatuated 18 year old no matter how wild her emotions are. I do feel bad for giving her hope though. I hope all goes well with her.

[Trace79]

Just got back in the states today and had a great second trip in Sosua. Much better than the first. My first trip I spent the first four days trying to nail everything that I liked looking at without looking for that chemistry that would turn any time spent with any girl that much better. Eventually I settled down and found something nice towards the end. This trip I started out slow and kept it that way until I, again, found something 'nice' at the end. Like I said in my earlier "brief trip report," I refused to take anything home the first night so I could feel things out. Second night I made plans with the CMP girl to meet up at Plan B when she got off work so I was playing it easy just talking to some great guys at Rocky's when this absolute knockout Dominicana walked by and killed our conversation. She was dressed like a regular girl you'd find at the mall instead of a hardcore puta chica with stripper heels. Because of my upcoming "date" in an hour, I hesitated but my buddy didn't. That was the end of our talks and he said he's be right back in a few minutes. Yeah right I'm thinking. Well, sure as shit, he comes back with her 4-5 minutes later and tells me he brought a present. She had a sister, and an incredible one at that. Even hotter than her if that was believable. The sister too, was dressed in normal clothes [both in cotton t-shirts, short, but not slutty shorts, and sandals. ] So here I am, hating the fact that I made plans with a CMP girl that looks okay but I know gives fantastic BBBJ. I look at my watch and see I have exactly one hour to kill before meeting up with CMP girl and tell myself this girl is going to be the one girl this trip where looks are everything and I could care less about chemistry-it's like a work of art, you can't do anything really but just admire its near perfection. I say thank you to my bud and we go our seperate ways. Can't remember the chica's name but she speaks zero english and is 18 years old [so her and her sister said. ] Anyway, we walk down the street and I ask here how much she wants for her time for an hour. She sais 2000 pesos. I say no, I'll give you 1500. She doesn't like this so I say I'll give her 1500 and if I like you I'll give you a propina. She gladly smiles and accepts so off we go on a motoconcho to Mary Rose. We get to the gate and the security guard inside MR asks for her cedula. No cedula! Okay, so this is the part of the story where I tell how my southern head does my thinking for me and I take all the useful and much valued info I have gathered from this forum in the last few years and threw it all out the window. You guys know where this is going I'm sure. The guard and her go back and forth for a minute or two and she seems to be pleading and he seems to be caving. At this time I'm already thinking of everything I read on this board about how this is the biggest red-flag / no-go situation next to trying to buy a kilo of coke from a random motoconcho guy. What does my dumb ass do? I take her up anyway because she certainly looks 18 if not older I'm thinking. She sais the security guy said okay but wants a propina and I say okay. Before I go any further, I know some of you are already about to tear me a new asshole for this, and I deserve it. I don't think anyone should go down there and play Russian roulette but that is exactly what I did that night; I'm sure the alcohol was blurring my common sense. Feel free to flame me if you want, I know I took a huge gamble- Back to the report; the girl was pretty good. Absolutely a dream to look at, gave decent BBBJ, and sex wasn't the best but it certainly wasn't bad. I was trying to rush it because of the CMP chica. So, fuck-up number two; the condom breaks and neither of us realized until after the act was finished. Only the very tip of it busted and I did one of those halfway cum inside and outside / back and forth things when I came so there was probably some cum that went in her. She was in the bathroom showering when I tried taking the rubber off only to see what had happened. Holy fuck I am thinking! She comes out and tells me what I already know but she's not flipping shit. She was pretty chill the whole time during everything. Anyway, I try to rush her out and make her happy by giving her 1500 we agreed upon plus 600 more for propina and motoconcho money, oh, and with a promise of repeat business that I had zero intentions of following up on. I gave the security guy 500 pesos as well. All in all, if I could go back with a level head I would not do this even knowing nothing bad came out of it. I could be sitting in DR jail for a very, very long time right now. Lesson learned; I checked every cedula before negotiations from then on.

On to the rest of the report: I made it to Plan B just in time and killed an hour there without CMP chica showing up. Thank God I was thinking because the only reason I was there at that point is because I promised her I would be there no matter what. I am a man of my word, even if it is to a prostitute. Later on I found out that she said her period started and that was why she didn't show up. Whatever. Maybe it was the truth, maybe not who cares. I never pursued it again. After I left Plan B, I went to D'latins and hoped to see the same talent I saw Wednesday night. There were a lot of chics there, but not the one I wanted that was from santiago I met the night before. I was rolling solo too and that place is just too damn much of a plastic, rush-rush, meat-market for me to hang solo in. I decided to go to El Toro across the street just to chill and watch the crowd. Ended up sitting a few chairs away from a really cool chica. Name is Karina, about 5'8", curvy but not fat. A large girl though and a little too large for my liking when it comes to sex. However, she was really cool. She came over after a few minutes and spoke decent english, never once put the hustle on or tried to push me to do anything which is admirable in that town. We talked a bit, laughed, and I bought her one Cuba Libre after a half hour of talks, another half hour later, even though she doesn't ask to come home with me we're on the talks of sex of course and I say that I'm not looking for sex because I hate condoms, she sais ok what about a BJ? SHe sais she likes giving them and thinks she's good at it. I ask how much and she sais 1200 pesos. Hmm, okay, I could probably get her down to 1000 but what's 200 pesos with an already lower than typical 1500 for ST? We go back to my place and she gives a fantastic, take-your-time, pornstar style BJ. The best I've had in years actually. Deepthroat with corkscrew action, plenty of attention on the balls, snot and saliva flying everywhere, non-mechanical to say the least. PM me if you want her phone number. I gave her 1200 plus 300 for a propina because it was that good.

Friday night: Head back out to the strip after a long day of tanning at playa Sosua. This time I went with another bud from Mary Rose. His first night so like the other guys, I told him the few basics and we went window shopping. I ended up finding a gorgeous dominicana that works at CMP but was off the clock. I spent a good 45-minutes with her, good chemistry and the chica was fine. Her friend, same deal; CMP but off the clock, was a flaca that my friend really liked. We kicked it with both these girls with intentions of taking both home. Well, my friend is drunk and we lost him in the crowd. His chica was worried and I think I almost started to see tears in her eyes. I promised to look for him and I did to no avail. They were there when I came back. So I start to negotiate TLN with my chica. She wanted 3000 pesos, I said no 2000. She said no and gave the look that she wasn't going to budge and said she gets 4000 in CMP. Well guess what,"you're not in CMP," I told her."You're here at D'latins with me." She shook her head and that was it, I walked off. Fuck that, I'll find someone just as hot or hotter. Plus, I will at least try to do my part by keeping prices where they should be and have been. Anyway, I go back to El Toro and see BJ Queen from last night. She sais she wants to kick it and only because she likes me. I say sure what the heck. It's about 3AM and people are starting to head to After 1. We start walking down the street with her chica friend and she sais she wants weed, waves down a random motoconcho and 3 minutes later he comes back with some MJ. She takes me to her place and I watch her smoke a blunt and change clothes with her friend. I didn't feel unsafe with this girl because of the previous night. After she does her thing we went to that 24 hour bar / restaurant Cocacabana I think is the name that is right off of calle Alejo Martinez.about this place, it's where chicas go when they're done looking for mongers or when After 1 gets out. Pussy is still to be had at 6AM in Sosua LOL. We get a few beers and her and her friend get dinner, I pay of course the 600 pesos almost. She wants to come back to my place and I tell her that I'm too tired to fuck, I just want to go to sleep. She sais np, I'll give you a massage to put you to sleep and no charge, because I like you. Uh, okay LOL. Well, she gives me a damn good massage, like one that you'd pay $60+ an hour for. Feet, legs, back, arms, hands, the works. And then I passed out. Woke up around 10-11AM and she wakes up too, goes right for my dick and gives another rockstar BBBJ. We kick it for a few, she likes the Direct TV that is st up at Mary Rose but she knows I don't want to spend time in my room watching TV all day so she gets ready to leave shortly and I hand her 1500 pesos for a "propina." She sais, no I told you no money, You're fun to hang with. Whatever, I believe her. I still gave her the money anyway.

[RocheBrazi]

You forgot some.

My hermana is watching for my baby, but she need to work now. I need to go home.

My baby is hungry.

My baby is sick.

My baby needs stuff for school.

My baby died in a motoconcho accident on the way to school. I must pay for the funeral.

To be honest I am no vet monger in the DR. But these chicas should become politicians in my country and give me 10% of their paycheck with all that excuses and lies haha. I would be rich.

I now have a nervous twitch when I hear someone say yhe word baby.

Every time a chica started a sentence with that word, I knew it was going to cost me someyhing.

Baby, buy me a drink.

Baby, I'm hungry.

Baby, I need minutes for my phone.

Baby, I good. Give me more pesos.

Never here them say baby, you soo good I pay you.

[Ath Trainer]

I now have a nervous twitch when I hear someone say yhe word baby.

Every time a chica started a sentence with that word, I knew it was going to cost me someyhing.

Baby, buy me a drink.

Baby, I'm hungry.

Baby, I need minutes for my phone.

Baby, I good. Give me more pesos.

Never here them say baby, you soo good I pay you.

[Gas6459]

Co sign! You are so on point sir

Sadly you are wrong my friend. It's all about race and the Dominicans and Braxilians and Cubans are the biggest racists of all, watch the pbs special about it.

[Ipanema Carioca]

Co sign! You are so on point sir

Who cares about what the idiots say about black guys. It won't affect anything out side of you getting upset over an idiot who doesn't like black people anyway.

[Alex Deuce]

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[Tarriqq]

I hate that we are talking about this topic yet again, but I just had this conversation yesterday with a friend of mine. He made the comment that the powers that be, are upset about the "young black guys who are taking over Sosua". Can one of you guys explain this to me. What is the difference?

15 years ago, white guys from Europe and the US went to the DR and drank alcohol, went to the beach and fucked Chicas. Now the demographics are young black males from the states. However, what are they doing any different than the white guys? The answer? NOTHING! Black men go to Sosua to hit the beach, drink alcohol and fuck chicas!

Its the same stupid bullshit I used to hear about Rio. Oddly, nobody said how Copa was being destroyed when the white guys used to drink beer, fuck garotas and listen to AC / DC all night in Club Help. But when black men bought bottles of champagne, fucked garotas and listened to hip hop, all of a sudden assholes came out of the woodwork to say how Copa is now ruined!

One last point, For all the dumb asses on the board. Help was closed because Rio got the World Cup and the Games, it had absolutely nothing to do with the color of the sex tourists that went to Help.

Co sign! You are so on point sir.

[Alex Deuce]

as an expat living here and loving it, and them, you got it right.

that's the main point of contention. most of the weekend warriors fvck and get up. don't care about you or your on going budget. its actually a sex holiday at bargain prices comparatively. you can yell, give unwarranted and unsolicited advice all you want as a resident as you shuffle through the left overs. i've been there sunday through thursday ain't no 10's in that group.

explain the game as you see it and stfu about other mongers.

yes, that's his game; changing his original argument to make your response to him seem irrelevant. he did that with the carnival port postings a few days ago and charles pooter called him on it as well. we do not refer to him as alex douche and mostly ignore him for nothing.

you're catching on.

no, you and charles didn't even read your own dayum article. like i said, keep watching this ain't your turning on lights and watch the roaches rep001ter cleanups. businesses will be shuttered, demolished and not allowed to return. oh wait, that's already happening.

i got a good friend in this discussion; time.

[Alex Deuce]

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[Frannie]

As an expat living here and loving it, and them, you got it right.

And so say all of us. As far as the majority of chicas in Sosua bars go, the best you can do is find a good body and an enthusiastic attitude, which can be done fairly easily for not much money, regardless of your own demographic profile. High class chicas, such as medical students, doctors, lawyers, journalists, chicas who are knowledgeable about DR life and politics, might be worth a bit more money as you can have interesting conversations as well as sex, but they are few and far between, so you may just as well stick to the ones who have the kind of shell and infrastructure that you like and keep it light. Elasticity of demand is hardly a factor at all at the 1000 to 1200 price point.

[SavePros321]

I could be flatly mistaken Alex. But I don't see where the lie is? Or your disagreement. Savepros said "Everyone in Sosua is paying for the same pussy. It is only a matter of who is paying first!"

He didn't say anything about what guys are paying. Like in how much. You responded as if he said "Everyone in Sosua is paying the same PRICE for pussy", and then you started mentioning what some pay and the quality etc etc etc. So IMO, you both are talking apples and oranges. No wonder you are in disagreement. You arent even arguing against the persons POV that you disagree with. LOL.

Yes, that's his game; changing his original argument to make your response to him seem irrelevant. He did that with the Carnival Port postings a few days ago and Charles Pooter called him on it as well. We do not refer to him as Alex Douche and mostly ignore him for nothing.

You're catching on .

[Riky Rapido]

I could be flatly mistaken Alex. But I don't see where the lie is? Or your disagreement. Savepros said "Everyone in Sosua is paying for the same pussy. It is only a matter of who is paying first!"

He didn't say anything about what guys are paying. Like in how much. You responded as if he said "Everyone in Sosua is paying the same PRICE for pussy", and then you started mentioning what some pay and the quality etc etc etc. So IMO, you both are talking apples and oranges. No wonder you are in disagreement. You arent even arguing against the persons POV that you disagree with. LOL.

But here is where it can get real confusing. Earlier you said "What do you think her first choice is if there are no dollars involved. Its going to be that kid in the Tims and La Laker jersey. Its not going to be an older gentleman poping Viagra every 20 seconds. Then to top it off, they pay better. ."

When you mentioned that earlier, you said that to say younger mongers pay better than the older mongers. If you meant what you said, then the young dudes are paying more for the same pussy than the older dudes. Isn't that what you meant? But then, later you are implying that younger guys are paying less for the same juice, and the older guys are paying more if they want the same juice. I don't think anybody would disagree with that. Because the main point here, is that the chicas are available to most who pay her price. Whatever that price might be for that individual. And if the chicas are available to whoever pays her price, there is no real competition. The only competition is whose turn it is to pay.

Can you see how confusing this whole issue has become? On one hand you say young guys pay better than older guys. Which means the young guys are paying more than necessary. Which is another argument entirely, since the young chicas supposedly prefer them. And thats something older mongers would want to advise a young cat about. Why are you paying better if you don't have to? See my point?

But on another hand, you imply that the young cats are paying less and older cats are paying more? Which actually admits to the fact that everyone is generally paying for the same chicas, even if it isn't the same price.

One other thing to consider. The retired expats living in the DR just might be fucking the same young hotties the vacationing guys (of all ages) are fucking. And because they live there, it's likely they are paying less than guys on vacation. So while these young hotties are waiting for the return of their favorite young stud, they just might be maintaining some steady pocket change off of retired expats. You can advise me if I misunderstood you, and got it all wrong.

As an expat living here and loving it, and them, you got it right.

[Frannie]

That's a lie. There are drastic differences in what some pay and quality else some wouldn't be asking for 2,500 & 3,500 and get it nightly. Its beyond common sense to think the 1,000DOP to a <5 foot dragger is applicable to all Chicas. Its flatly obscured and intelectually dishonest. Your constantly in a competition for resources. Pussy generall being the most sought after.

The chicas are constantly in competition with each other for access to natural resources which can be pumped for cash, though sometimes they may enter into strategic alliances known as threesomes because sharing the resource well, although not as rewarding, can be better than going dry.

Pussy in the DR, as a commodity, is like drinking water. It is in abundant supply and has almost no intrinsic value, but that doesn't stop people from marketing it under fancy labels and making a good living by selling to label-conscious consumers, such as devotees of the Passion's brand or the Jennifer Lopez brand.

Those chicas who have personal brands that command value in the market place may indeed collect higher royalties for use of their pussies when market conditions are favorable, for example Superbowl weekend, but in adverse market conditions will typically also lease the same facility off-label to non-premium purchasers at similar prices to generics if necessary to maintain cash flow for running expenses.