Sauna Reviews

[Member #4698]

The Bad: Sauna prices are very high. Highest in Asia.

The Good: 1. Chinese Sauna girls are the pick of the litter. Better IMHO than the Chinese girls available in Geylang (and I like Geylang) , and much better than the Chinese girls available in HKG. 2. The food is great! 3. Osuul is right. Hotel prices are much more reasonable than in HKG or Singapore. 4. There are cheap flights into and out of Macau International Airport to AC, Manila, Bangkok, and Singapore. For my last three visits, I skipped HKG all together and went straight for Macau. For example: BKK-Macau-AC or AC-Macau-BKK. Check Cebu Pacific and Air Asia for good flights. I like to spend 5 days in Macau before moving on. Granted, HKG is a more interesting and dynamic city than Macau, but Macau is better, much better for shagging beautiful Chinese girls. No question about it.

The Bottom Line: if you want to sample beautiful Chinese girls and be treated to the first class Macau Sauna Experience (better IMHO than the BKK Soapy Experience), go to Macau. I avoid the friendly Filipinas hanging out in Macau bars because I am always either heading to the PI next or I just came from the PI, so I see little point in paying 3x Philippine prices for equal or lesser quality. Same same for Thai girls that are usually available in the saunas. I stop off in Macau for only one reason: to shag the best looking Chinese girls I have thus far found anywhere in the world. And service is generally very high in the Saunas. If not GFE every time, it has always been PSE, at least for me. Sometimes it has been both. There are at least 4 Macau Chinese Sauna girls on my list of top 20 shags of all time. Considering that I have spent something like 30x as much time cumulatively in Thailand and 10x as much time cumulatively in the PI; that is quite an outstanding statistic. But, if you are not into Chinese girls, don't come to Macau. P. S. I am also up for the rare Mongolian girl when I find her and any beautiful Singaporean girls of Chinese extraction. Macau has them too.

[Osuul]

Nah. If you've already ticked the Thailand and Philippines boxes (I've heard good about Indonesia and Singapore, though Jakarta, I've heard, is shit for tourism) , and are planning to visit Hong Kong, then Macau is easy and certainly worth checking out, and even an interesting place with the Portuguese colonial influence. (In tandem with a Hong Kong visit, you'll find that pulling Filipinas and Indonesian girls from the Wan Chai bars fabulous fun. That's near the top of the my because playing with the girl before the action heightens the enjoyment of the, um, deed; I'm a pervert that way.)

But for mongering, no where near LOS or Angeles City. Hotel rooms in Macau are just ridiculous, starting at about USD 200 for a decent place.

Not dissing Macau here. I've done 18, Darling 1, Boss (or BBBoss or whatever) , picked gorgeous Chinese girls off the floor of the Venetian, and even a couple of the Lisboa "racetrack" girls. And have enjoyed varying degrees of fun. Now, if you can speak Mandarin or Cantonese, you'll be privy to more fun in Macau, though there is a wide variety of nationalities (even African and Russian girls in the bigger saunas).

The good news is that Hong Kong is a fine hub for direct flights to Bangkok and Manila, so several of those bucket-list deeds can get checked off.

Have fun!

Gezzz. 200. I don't know what you call decent but I usually pay around 800 to 1000 HK Dollar for RIO, Lisboa, Royal, Golden Dragon.

HK is much worse when I comes to Hotels. Same Price for a third of the square meters

[WildHawk]

Never been to Macau but from the recent reports it looks like Macau just moved to the top of my bucket list. Of all the mongering destinations in Asia, would you guys say Macau belongs at the top or near the top?

Nah. If you've already ticked the Thailand and Philippines boxes (I've heard good about Indonesia and Singapore, though Jakarta, I've heard, is shit for tourism) , and are planning to visit Hong Kong, then Macau is easy and certainly worth checking out, and even an interesting place with the Portuguese colonial influence. (In tandem with a Hong Kong visit, you'll find that pulling Filipinas and Indonesian girls from the Wan Chai bars fabulous fun. That's near the top of the my because playing with the girl before the action heightens the enjoyment of the, um, deed; I'm a pervert that way.)

But for mongering, no where near LOS or Angeles City. Hotel rooms in Macau are just ridiculous, starting at about USD 200 for a decent place.

Not dissing Macau here. I've done 18, Darling 1, Boss (or BBBoss or whatever) , picked gorgeous Chinese girls off the floor of the Venetian, and even a couple of the Lisboa "racetrack" girls. And have enjoyed varying degrees of fun. Now, if you can speak Mandarin or Cantonese, you'll be privy to more fun in Macau, though there is a wide variety of nationalities (even African and Russian girls in the bigger saunas).

The good news is that Hong Kong is a fine hub for direct flights to Bangkok and Manila, so several of those bucket-list deeds can get checked off.

Have fun!

[Gromit8]

To Scuffer

If you never been to a Macau sauna you don't know what you are missing it is a experience of a life time, It is very expensive at the highend sauna but you never see so many beatiful girl in one place before.

Fast Eddie 48

Never been to Macau but from the recent reports it looks like Macau just moved to the top of my bucket list. Of all the mongering destinations in Asia, would you guys say Macau belongs at the top or near the top?

[Fast Eddie 48]

The saunas sound like an awesome way to spend the day! Need to find a way to get work to send me out there for a while. Some great reports on the thread which would be really useful to a first timer. Well done guys.

To Scuffer

If you never been to a Macau sauna you don't know what you are missing it is a experience of a life time, It is very expensive at the highend sauna but you never see so many beatiful girl in one place before.

Fast Eddie 48

[Scuffer]

The saunas sound like an awesome way to spend the day! Need to find a way to get work to send me out there for a while. Some great reports on the thread which would be really useful to a first timer.

Well done guys.

[Seamaster811]

Seamaster811,

Thanks for taking the time to write a lengthy, but a very interesting and informative report. I posted a link to your report on the Reports of Distinction page.

Again, well done!

Thanks! Just giving back to the community.

[Duvel]

My last visit to Sanado 2 years ago included pool play in the plastic ball pool. OK but not a biggie if you miss out. Likewise the mechanical shower BJ. You will get it but not a great turn on. In my view you are there (apart from the obvious!) for the floor show. After 7pm.

Maybe I wasn't clear in the question. In some old old post (like pages 80+) there was talks of a sauna (big boss?) with a pool with vines for slight cover were you could ask for a girl to join. Posts talk about "naked lap dance".25 min for at the time 200ish mop.

Sure it's not the most money efficient but I think it fits well the full Macao sauna experience. And as I said, a faceful of titties while soaking is my weakness.

[Kiwistickman]

After homework and rtff I'm sold on Sanado and FN for my next visit but I'd like to know it pool playtime is on the menu in those two. Kinky pool / jacuzzi is indeed one of my fave. Any knowledge to share?

My last visit to Sanado 2 years ago included pool play in the plastic ball pool. OK but not a biggie if you miss out. Likewise the mechanical shower BJ. You will get it but not a great turn on. In my view you are there (apart from the obvious!) for the floor show. After 7pm.

[Duvel]

After homework and rtff I'm sold on Sanado and FN for my next visit but I'd like to know it pool playtime is on the menu in those two. Kinky pool / jacuzzi is indeed one of my fave. Any knowledge to share?

[Kiwistickman]

good to see things have not deteriorated. sanado now on my return list for next feb. thanks for the great report.

thanks to suggestions from fellow isgers, i decided to visit sanado today during my quick trip to macau. i went at 12:30 pm after i took care of some business in the morning, and it has been quite an experience. here is my first-timer review of sanado. be prepared though, it's quite lengthy! here we go.

so the easiest way to get to sanado is to take the shuttle to the wynn and from there it's about a 10-minute walk over. you can use the great map that was provided in a previous post to see it's exact location. it's a little easy to miss and the outside looks a bit like a dump, but trust me the inside is anything but. unlike other saunas, sanado is located in the basement floors so you'll have to take the stairway to the b1 level to reach the entrance. from there, heaven begins.

if you enter after 9 am and leave before 6 pm, you get a 20% discount on everything. that was perfect for me because i my flight was at 7 pm, so i took advantage of this.

so after i went down the stairs and walked through some glass doors, i saw a small front desk and a helper girl showed me to a locker. i changed, put my belongings into the locker, and then the girl wrapped me in a towel and put the magnetic key wristband on my wrist. the wristband will also have a number on it that you'll later use to pay for services. pretty standard stuff so far.

after that i was led to the shower area. the helper girl asked me if i was leaving before 6 pm, and i said yes, so she asked me to sit and wait while a girl comes to help me shower. i later asked a manager who said that if you come during the 20% discount period, they'll also offer you a korean shower on the house. basically one of the normal girls (as opposed to the model ones) will come and help you shower. there's a special shower area with chairs that have holes in the bottom. she had me sit down and proceeded to wash my back and then my front, paying special attention to the nether region. after all the washing was done, she gave a 15-second bbbj before drying me off and leading me out. the girl was dressed in a neon-colored bikini and was quite unremarkable, which is something i'll get to later. she let me know she was available for fs if i wanted to pick her, but i just smiled and said maybe.

the area for the korean shower has about 5 seats all right next to each other, which can make for a slightly awkward experience if there are a lot of guys all in there naked with raging hard ons. fortunately it was just me when i went so i avoided this problem.

next to the shower area is a large pool area with a bunch of colored balls floating on top. other reports have said that the girl offers you a free massage in the pool, but this was not offered to me. not a big deal.

past the pool is the lounge area. the decor is quite nice, i must say. there were a couple different sections of the lounge area: the main area, some semi-private areas, some tables, but i just stayed in the main section with the tvs. there were only 4 other guys there at the time. 2 koreans. 1 taiwanese, and 1 cantonese. it's actually kind of nice to go during this time because it's a lot quieter and there's much less smoke. unfortunately, one drawback is that there aren't the shows that sanado is famous for. the manager said showtimes were only after 7 pm. what a shame. perhaps next time!

so a quick rundown of the prices. the menu is a bit confusing but i managed to work it out with the help of the friendly and cute service girls. basically normal girls are 1398 for 60 minutes while model girls are 1498 for 60 minutes. you can get a normal shanghai (no sex) massage for 598 for 90 minutes. if you get a girl for fs, then the shanghai style massage is discounted at 198 for 45 minutes. the discount is only for one time. so one fs girl gets you one discounted shanghai massage. and of course, you have your standard services like foot, hand, neck, shoulder, etc. massage for 198 for 20 minutes.

a note about the thigh massage. sanado has two different kinds. one is a regular thigh massage at 198 for 20 minutes. this is just a regular massage done in the lounge area. the one you really want is what they call the center thigh massage, at 398 for 20 minutes. this is the one where they take you to a private room and give you a liberally oiled up hj. if you only get 1 session, the girl isn't allowed to make you cum. however, if you get 2 sessions, then she can. whether or not these 2 sessions have to be together, i'm not sure.

the sauna has a minimum charge of 498 for 24 hours of service. this can be deducted only if you order a girl for fs or if you get a shanghai massage. if you don't get either of these, it doesn't matter how much you spend on other services, you'll still have to pay the 498 service fee. if you stay past 24 hours, you'll have to pay another 498 service fee, unless you get a second girl for fs or shanghai massage during that second 24-hour period.

the manager said they have a sleeping area with actual beds to sleep in. i didn't have the time to go check it out, but if the lounge area is anything to go by, it should be pretty nice. if you're looking to save a bit on hotel fees then this is a great option.

and lastly, all food is free. they have a variety of choices of rice, noodles, or breakfast items. non-alcoholic beverages are free too. beer is 65 a can.

since i didn't really have a proper breakfast, i ordered some eggs, sausages, bacon, toast, and orange juice. much to my surprise, the food here is really good! and the fact that it's all free just makes it so much better.

after i finished eating, two service girls came over and asked me if i wanted a foot / leg / neck / shoulder massage. i went for a foot massage and one of them got to work. the other one kept sitting next to me without continuing to push for her services and the 3 of us just chatted and flirted. this was quite nice. the entire time i was here, all the service girls would just hangout with the customers when they're not busy. they'll ask if you want a massage, but if you say no they won't push and will just sit around to talk. it's probably because there were only 5 customers for the entire afternoon, so after everyone got a massage or two, there wasn't really much for the service girls to do. still, it's nice they interact with customers this way. made the experience much more enjoyable.

a side note, the girls have 3 different uniforms. the ones in all black and look like waiters are the help. they just show you around, answer questions, and get you stuff like food and towels. the service girls wear two different uniforms, one for the ones who massage from the waist down and another for the ones who massage from the waist up. the waist down girl is the one who does the center thigh hj massage.

the girl who did my foot massage was a very cute vietnamese girl, though she looked more cantonese than vietnamese. she was thin, great natural skin, nice hair, beautiful smile, kind of shy, but still flirty. very adorable. after the foot massage, she asked me if i wanted the center thigh massage, which i said yes to. and i opted for 2 sessions so she could make me cum. she lead me to a private room with a reclining chair. then she draped some towels over me and another one over her lap, then sat in between my legs and proceeded to oil me up really well for a sensuous hj. the flirting continued and halfway through the hj i just sat up, pulled her in, and kissed her, which she was receptive to. she also allowed me to fondle her through her clothes and kiss the top of her bare breasts. when my tongue darted its way to her nipple, she got shy again and gently pushed me back in to the chair to finish the hj. but of course i got up again a bit later for more kissing and fondling, and she allowed me to push her bra down to fully expose her nipples this time. 40 minutes and a huge release later, she lead me back to the lounge area a happy man. no point in arranging for a post-work meet up because i wouldn't be staying the night, but i'm sure it was definitely possible if i had asked.

i figured to recuperate a bit before getting a girl for fs, so i just sat there drinking water and talking to the service girls. awhile later, the guy next to me requested a lineup, and the manager said i can take a look as well. about 12 girls came. 4 regulars and 8 models, all chinese. the ones dressed in neon bikinis were the regular ones and the ones dressed in slutty secretary business wear (apparently that was the theme today) were the models. frankly, the regular girls were quite poor. average rating of 5. faces weren't that great, breasts too small, extra padding on the stomach, and way too much makeup. the models were much, much better. tall, thin, busty, pretty faces. solid 8s and 9s, i'the say. for only 100 more, it makes sense to just pick a model. i was debating the age-old dilemma of whether to pick the girl with the hottest body or the one with the sweetest smile, but before i could decide the guy next to me took the one with the sweetest smile, so i guess that just leaves me with the one with the hottest body. could be worse, i know.

the girl i got was #187. tall, thin, great legs, huge natural rack. so after i picked the girl, she came over with a menu for me to look at. forget the words, you basically just pick whether you want minty mouthwash, fiery mouthwash, or pop rocks for your bbbj. i've never done pop rocks before so i decided to go for that. so the girl lead me to a room for the main course. started with a shower first. nothing special here, just a regular shower. then she did her routine with the body rub titty massage, rimming, and then a really awesome bbbj with the pop rocks. the popping sensation doesn't really feel like much, but it made me feel like my dick was a giant lollipop she couldn't wait to devour. nice. then i took her in a few positions before blowing my load a second time. she was really into it. moaning was over the top but she took it like a real champ. kept telling me to 'give it to her harder' the entire time. to be honest, i'm surprised she was so into it. i was prepared for her to be one of those pretty girls who didn't really do much and complained about me being too big or going too hard or too deep or something. but she didn't, so i'm quite impressed. there was no kissing and i'the have to say gfe was poor because she was very mechanical, but she took it however i gave it so that was definitely awesome. all in all, face = 8, body = 9, service = 8. definitely recommend.

after the deed was done, she had me fill out a card to rate her performance and then lead me back to the lounge area. i ordered some more food to replenish my energy, then had to leave to catch my plane. total damage was 2046 for over 5 hours of sauna time, korean shower with bbbj. 20 minutes of foot massage. 40 minutes of hj with finish. 60 minutes of fs with model, two large meals, and a lot of flirting between sessions. absolutely worth every penny. they also gave me a coupon for a free 20 minute pool massage that i can use the next time i come.

i have to admit, i've always been an 18 and rio guy when it comes to saunas, but sanado has definitely changed my mind! they say 18 has the best girls and rio has the best facilities. sanado seems to be a combination of the two, with facilities better than 18 and girls better than rio, and being much cheaper than both. the general ambiance and friendly staff are a huge plus, and of course the 20% discount is a huge saving. next time though, i would like to come after 7 pm just to see what showtime is really like.

until next time!

[Yujin]

Thanks to suggestions from fellow ISGers, I decided to visit Sanado today during my quick trip to Macau. I went at 12:30 PM after I took care of some business in the morning, and it has been quite an experience. Here is my first-timer review of Sanado. Be prepared though, it's quite lengthy! Here we go.

Seamaster811,

Thanks for taking the time to write a lengthy, but a very interesting and informative report. I posted a link to your report on the Reports of Distinction page.

Again, well done!

[Whomer]

After more than one year I gave Boss Sauna another visit. Same adress as always. The elevator brings you from the street level to the sauna.

First impression: Locker area renovated, clean, fine.

I got my tag and went to the shower. Nothing changed here. Shower and sauna area are nice. Sauna could be hotter, but the view out of the window is nice. After showering, sauna, cold water tube and shaving and opted for my first treatment. There are two treatment rooms, for body massage or body scrub. Body massage is nice and gave me a first impression for the next hours. Nice girl, firm breasts, good massage. Loved it.

After this treatment I went to area "two", a kind of relaxtion and dining room. The manager explained me my options. I choosed the standard package (incl. Treatment, girl FS, body massage).

She called the girls in. 20 girls in the line. All vietnamese. Some stunning, all about a good selection.

Found my favorite and went into the room. Nice surprise: Also the rooms are renovated. New showers, new beds!

Very good session.

Showering, BBBJ in shower, BBBJ at bed, french kissing, DATY, BBBJ, FS.

Totally relaxing and also power sex!

Afterwards we went back to the relaxtion area and I ordered the body massage.

Another room (same style as some years ago). Nice lady, perfect fully body massage, no extras.

But exactly what I wanted after the good sex session.

After 3 hrs I left Boss sauna, paid 1. 288 HKD, satisfied and happy.

Boss starts to rock again for me.

[Osuul]

Yeah but I like hunting more in the saunas LOL especially the young massage girls.

PC out

Actually, I usually stay in the Sauna until 1 am and then into DD.

Best of both worlds. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, love it.

[Seamaster811]

thanks to suggestions from fellow isgers, i decided to visit sanado today during my quick trip to macau. i went at 12:30 pm after i took care of some business in the morning, and it has been quite an experience. here is my first-timer review of sanado. be prepared though, it's quite lengthy! here we go.

so the easiest way to get to sanado is to take the shuttle to the wynn and from there it's about a 10-minute walk over. you can use the great map that was provided in a previous post to see it's exact location. it's a little easy to miss and the outside looks a bit like a dump, but trust me the inside is anything but. unlike other saunas, sanado is located in the basement floors so you'll have to take the stairway to the b1 level to reach the entrance. from there, heaven begins.

if you enter after 9 am and leave before 6 pm, you get a 20% discount on everything. that was perfect for me because i my flight was at 7 pm, so i took advantage of this.

so after i went down the stairs and walked through some glass doors, i saw a small front desk and a helper girl showed me to a locker. i changed, put my belongings into the locker, and then the girl wrapped me in a towel and put the magnetic key wristband on my wrist. the wristband will also have a number on it that you'll later use to pay for services. pretty standard stuff so far.

after that i was led to the shower area. the helper girl asked me if i was leaving before 6 pm, and i said yes, so she asked me to sit and wait while a girl comes to help me shower. i later asked a manager who said that if you come during the 20% discount period, they'll also offer you a korean shower on the house. basically one of the normal girls (as opposed to the model ones) will come and help you shower. there's a special shower area with chairs that have holes in the bottom. she had me sit down and proceeded to wash my back and then my front, paying special attention to the nether region. after all the washing was done, she gave a 15-second bbbj before drying me off and leading me out. the girl was dressed in a neon-colored bikini and was quite unremarkable, which is something i'll get to later. she let me know she was available for fs if i wanted to pick her, but i just smiled and said maybe.

the area for the korean shower has about 5 seats all right next to each other, which can make for a slightly awkward experience if there are a lot of guys all in there naked with raging hard ons. fortunately it was just me when i went so i avoided this problem.

next to the shower area is a large pool area with a bunch of colored balls floating on top. other reports have said that the girl offers you a free massage in the pool, but this was not offered to me. not a big deal.

past the pool is the lounge area. the decor is quite nice, i must say. there were a couple different sections of the lounge area: the main area, some semi-private areas, some tables, but i just stayed in the main section with the tvs. there were only 4 other guys there at the time. 2 koreans. 1 taiwanese, and 1 cantonese. it's actually kind of nice to go during this time because it's a lot quieter and there's much less smoke. unfortunately, one drawback is that there aren't the shows that sanado is famous for. the manager said showtimes were only after 7 pm. what a shame. perhaps next time!

so a quick rundown of the prices. the menu is a bit confusing but i managed to work it out with the help of the friendly and cute service girls. basically normal girls are 1398 for 60 minutes while model girls are 1498 for 60 minutes. you can get a normal shanghai (no sex) massage for 598 for 90 minutes. if you get a girl for fs, then the shanghai style massage is discounted at 198 for 45 minutes. the discount is only for one time. so one fs girl gets you one discounted shanghai massage. and of course, you have your standard services like foot, hand, neck, shoulder, etc. massage for 198 for 20 minutes.

a note about the thigh massage. sanado has two different kinds. one is a regular thigh massage at 198 for 20 minutes. this is just a regular massage done in the lounge area. the one you really want is what they call the center thigh massage, at 398 for 20 minutes. this is the one where they take you to a private room and give you a liberally oiled up hj. if you only get 1 session, the girl isn't allowed to make you cum. however, if you get 2 sessions, then she can. whether or not these 2 sessions have to be together, i'm not sure.

the sauna has a minimum charge of 498 for 24 hours of service. this can be deducted only if you order a girl for fs or if you get a shanghai massage. if you don't get either of these, it doesn't matter how much you spend on other services, you'll still have to pay the 498 service fee. if you stay past 24 hours, you'll have to pay another 498 service fee, unless you get a second girl for fs or shanghai massage during that second 24-hour period.

the manager said they have a sleeping area with actual beds to sleep in. i didn't have the time to go check it out, but if the lounge area is anything to go by, it should be pretty nice. if you're looking to save a bit on hotel fees then this is a great option.

and lastly, all food is free. they have a variety of choices of rice, noodles, or breakfast items. non-alcoholic beverages are free too. beer is 65 a can.

since i didn't really have a proper breakfast, i ordered some eggs, sausages, bacon, toast, and orange juice. much to my surprise, the food here is really good! and the fact that it's all free just makes it so much better.

after i finished eating, two service girls came over and asked me if i wanted a foot / leg / neck / shoulder massage. i went for a foot massage and one of them got to work. the other one kept sitting next to me without continuing to push for her services and the 3 of us just chatted and flirted. this was quite nice. the entire time i was here, all the service girls would just hangout with the customers when they're not busy. they'll ask if you want a massage, but if you say no they won't push and will just sit around to talk. it's probably because there were only 5 customers for the entire afternoon, so after everyone got a massage or two, there wasn't really much for the service girls to do. still, it's nice they interact with customers this way. made the experience much more enjoyable.

a side note, the girls have 3 different uniforms. the ones in all black and look like waiters are the help. they just show you around, answer questions, and get you stuff like food and towels. the service girls wear two different uniforms, one for the ones who massage from the waist down and another for the ones who massage from the waist up. the waist down girl is the one who does the center thigh hj massage.

the girl who did my foot massage was a very cute vietnamese girl, though she looked more cantonese than vietnamese. she was thin, great natural skin, nice hair, beautiful smile, kind of shy, but still flirty. very adorable. after the foot massage, she asked me if i wanted the center thigh massage, which i said yes to. and i opted for 2 sessions so she could make me cum. she lead me to a private room with a reclining chair. then she draped some towels over me and another one over her lap, then sat in between my legs and proceeded to oil me up really well for a sensuous hj. the flirting continued and halfway through the hj i just sat up, pulled her in, and kissed her, which she was receptive to. she also allowed me to fondle her through her clothes and kiss the top of her bare breasts. when my tongue darted its way to her nipple, she got shy again and gently pushed me back in to the chair to finish the hj. but of course i got up again a bit later for more kissing and fondling, and she allowed me to push her bra down to fully expose her nipples this time. 40 minutes and a huge release later, she lead me back to the lounge area a happy man. no point in arranging for a post-work meet up because i wouldn't be staying the night, but i'm sure it was definitely possible if i had asked.

i figured to recuperate a bit before getting a girl for fs, so i just sat there drinking water and talking to the service girls. awhile later, the guy next to me requested a lineup, and the manager said i can take a look as well. about 12 girls came. 4 regulars and 8 models, all chinese. the ones dressed in neon bikinis were the regular ones and the ones dressed in slutty secretary business wear (apparently that was the theme today) were the models. frankly, the regular girls were quite poor. average rating of 5. faces weren't that great, breasts too small, extra padding on the stomach, and way too much makeup. the models were much, much better. tall, thin, busty, pretty faces. solid 8s and 9s, i'the say. for only 100 more, it makes sense to just pick a model. i was debating the age-old dilemma of whether to pick the girl with the hottest body or the one with the sweetest smile, but before i could decide the guy next to me took the one with the sweetest smile, so i guess that just leaves me with the one with the hottest body. could be worse, i know.

the girl i got was #187. tall, thin, great legs, huge natural rack. so after i picked the girl, she came over with a menu for me to look at. forget the words, you basically just pick whether you want minty mouthwash, fiery mouthwash, or pop rocks for your bbbj. i've never done pop rocks before so i decided to go for that. so the girl lead me to a room for the main course. started with a shower first. nothing special here, just a regular shower. then she did her routine with the body rub titty massage, rimming, and then a really awesome bbbj with the pop rocks. the popping sensation doesn't really feel like much, but it made me feel like my dick was a giant lollipop she couldn't wait to devour. nice. then i took her in a few positions before blowing my load a second time. she was really into it. moaning was over the top but she took it like a real champ. kept telling me to 'give it to her harder' the entire time. to be honest, i'm surprised she was so into it. i was prepared for her to be one of those pretty girls who didn't really do much and complained about me being too big or going too hard or too deep or something. but she didn't, so i'm quite impressed. there was no kissing and i'the have to say gfe was poor because she was very mechanical, but she took it however i gave it so that was definitely awesome. all in all, face = 8, body = 9, service = 8. definitely recommend.

after the deed was done, she had me fill out a card to rate her performance and then lead me back to the lounge area. i ordered some more food to replenish my energy, then had to leave to catch my plane. total damage was 2046 for over 5 hours of sauna time, korean shower with bbbj, 20 minutes of foot massage, 40 minutes of hj with finish, 60 minutes of fs with model, two large meals, and a lot of flirting between sessions. absolutely worth every penny. they also gave me a coupon for a free 20 minute pool massage that i can use the next time i come.

i have to admit, i've always been an 18 and rio guy when it comes to saunas, but sanado has definitely changed my mind! they say 18 has the best girls and rio has the best facilities. sanado seems to be a combination of the two, with facilities better than 18 and girls better than rio, and being much cheaper than both. the general ambiance and friendly staff are a huge plus, and of course the 20% discount is a huge saving. next time though, i would like to come after 7 pm just to see what showtime is really like.

until next time!