Insomnia Swingers Club - Berlin

[NordicSki]

Was in Berlin for Christmas shopping and casual sex, one wasted day at Artemis, last time I go there for sure, you have too be so suspicious there it's almost like working like a field agent in CIA, zero relaxation / vacation factor, found one nice slim German girl though. Next time I want to relax and just be served I think I will go to a brothel instead like Liberty or something.

Insomnia on the opposite is a nice place, this Sunday was 2 working girls. 3-4 couples perhaps and 10-15 dudes, place got almost empty around 01.00, working girls no real hotties but one of them was nice so I chatted, licked and fucked a little with her, came way too fast unfortunately. My impression this was a German girl from the countryside who did this because she liked getting fucked and got relaxation out of being there which seemed pretty different from the pros from the Thursday gangbang I visited this summer.

Then there was a couple both with huge boots, one bald dude and one blonde short haired slim babe who shared some. She was amazingly horny and she was jacking off her dude while he drank beer and smoked frenetically and let a few guys lick and fuck her, I can't imagine licking pussy been any easier than this one, her whole body was moving in convulsions almost constantly while I licked and sucked her vulva and pressed my tongue into her anus, when I got to fuck her I was so into it (she had a very fit slim body too which is a turn-on for me) I came way too fast that time too. The sight of this dude probably drunk smoking frenetically while letting his getting fucked and another dude standing beside drinking coffe after fucking was a really cool thing I will remember from Germany.

There were a few other couples there but those kept it to themselves.

I think it was an ok night but a little to few people there for being a great time.

Next time I think I will combine Insomnia with swingeroase and that culture houze which looks interesting.

[Wanking]

After my 8 cums over the previous 2 days I really wasn't too interested in fucking on my final day, I had that great feeling of being sexually content, a feeling I rarely ever have LOL. I wanted to do some sightseeing, and also went for an hour in the http://www.thermen-berlin.de/, amazing value for €5. 50, a few nice ladies walking around naked also.

I was interested in visiting Insomnia on the Friday night because it was an a cheap night with entry only €15, and one beer €3. 50. I wasn't too worried about getting laid or not, due to to all the activity over the previous two days.

Now on this night there are no hired in house ladies, plus the area for sex is the upstairs balcony and it is open to couples only on this night.

Also you are supposed to wear an erotic outfit on this night and not the usual black teeshirt and boxers that is fine on the Thursday gangbang.

I had no interest in purchasing an erotic outfit and just turned up with a backpack with the usual black teeshirt and boxers. The girl at the desk recognized me from the previous day and let me away with it, but told me that to wear something more suitable on future such nights.

Also on these nights with a low entry price you must pay for your drinks at the bar, so you need to wear trousers or a fanny pack (bum bag) to carry your euros. I had nothing like that, so I had to wear my street shoes and socks, and put my money down one sock and cloak room tickets down the other sock. It was awkward reaching down my sock later in the night to get coins out to pay for beers LOL!

The first hour was slow but by 11 pm it really started picking up. There were a couple of single women and plenty of guys tried them, but I didn't see anyone score with them. There were many couples and loads of single guys of course. For under 25s it was free entry on this night so there were many young single guys and some young couples but also many older people.

The women were mostly wearing revealing see thru outfits with some titten, bare arsche and pussy on display. Very nice. I really enjoyed watching all these amateurs out dancing. There was some activity in the back room but no one sharing. The balcony only opened at 1. 30 am and most of the fucking took place up there. Being a single bloke I wasn't allowed up there as this area is only open to couples.

I stayed 5 hours and despite not having any sex I thoroughly enjoyeyed the night, something different and the whole night only cost me about 30 as I had the good fortune of finding a 10 euro note on a couch in the smoking area! Hehe. The first bit of money I ever found in hoormany!

Plenty of couples used the jacuzzi so I had a good perv at those women undressing too.

[Wanking]

Another awesome day in Insomnia Thursday gang bang. In fact due to a slightly lower number of punters, and because there were 8 house girls, it was really easy to get one on one time with any of the women.

When I arrived at 2. 30 pm there was a ugly young house girl bent over giving a guy a CBJ, and I stopped to look, I rubbed her arse and touched her anus lightly, and then as I walked away towards the shower area, there was a really strong smell of shit off my finger LOL!

The incredibly hot blonde Kiahra was there again and I had several sessions with her even though she didn't let me lick her anus this time? Maybe she was holding her shit till she got home! And she was afraid If I licked her brown hole, she would end up shitting on my tongue! Well that is just one of my crazy theories LOL!

The house girl I spent most of the day with was chubby big titten little Bulgarian Laura. She did Dfk and allowed fingering of both holes. Her blow was covered though, but she did allow me rub my bare cock off her pussy but not put it inside bare.

Another house girl, I had a great time with was little blue eyed Bulgarian Monika. Very cute and with lovely white skin. Plus lovely soft arsche, just the right softness and plumpness. At one stage in the evening after my third cum, she climbed onto the little podium and started doing some poledancing. Then a guy jumped up and she proceeded to give him BBBJ, while bending over her arsche was at the height of my face, so I gave her a great licking and finger banging of both holes for about 20 minutes. Later I had my final session and cum with her. Four cums that day plus 4 the day before in Swingeroase Zwiespalt.

The house girls fucked non stop that day, only taking short breaks. I think all were Easter European and I didn't see any German house ladies on this occasion, I have to say this lot of ladies were much more active than Lexa, mandie etc. Dominque the boss really has great control over them.

THE STRANGE NYMPHOMANIAC :

On my last visit in September this attractive slim blonde came into club, had sex with about 20 guys in the back room for about an hour, then left promptly. I never even got a good look at her that day but I did manage a few minutes bareback with her that day.

On this occasion she arrived and drank some wine by the bar, very nice looking indeed. Blonde with blue eyes about 35, wearing a sexy dress with her lovely C Cup titten on display. Again she went to the back room and about half the guys followed her. I also had another short bareback fuck with her this time. She took a break after about an hour and went back to the main room to drink more wine. She sat on the gyno chair but with her legs crossed and both legs resting on one stirrup. During this time I walked over and caressed her titten and legs for a bit. A few guys tried to chat to her but she didn't seem interested, preferring to lie back on the gyno chair with her eyes closed. Then she went to the back room for more sex for about an other hour, and then she left I think. And just like last time she didn't want to be licked either. Very strange but pleasure-able lady, surely one in a million.

I spent some of the day socializing with a nice guy from Sweden, he reads the forum here but says he will sign up and start posting.

Later another single lady arrived. Small and slim, late 20s with long dark curly hair. Not really my type so I didn't bother trying. My Swedish friend had some sessions with her in a gang bang situation. She claimed to be Italian but to be honest she looked like an average looking house girl. She really connected with a young guy from Croatia and they left together around 10 pm after some hours of non stop fucking.

Then later again a young couple arrived, while she was very pretty she was too skinny for my taste. My Swedish friend had some activity with her too. I preferred to enjoy the house ladies who are always more available, when the rest of the guys focus on the real single women and couples.

There was a real lack of couples on this occasion, the lowest number I have seen on all my visits to insomnia.

The food was good this time, with glazed slices of ham fillet and creamy mashed potato, plenty of salads and deserts.

I also drank about 8 bottles of Becks Gold along the day. Plus I had my usual dip in the warm jacuzzi after each cum. I left at around 11. 30 pm.

Verdict. I still love it there. Awesome value for 90 euro.

[Dark Vader]

Could that be our own Dark Vader doing her there???

But hopefully I'll get the chance to road test her myself in a couple of weeks

[Wanking]

http://www.xvideos.com/video6034983/...erm_group_orgy

Watch how she lecken a guys arsche! Pity she doesn't do all that in Insomnia!

[Surfer]

My flight out of Tegel is Thursday which I now realize is a huge mistake. Change fee to delay flight home until Friday would be brutal. Going to EBW Tuesday and planned Artemis Wednesday but would way rather do Insomnia.

[Wanking]

Lexa is one of the hotter Insomnia house Ladies. She appeared in a new porn movie recently. Her scenes start at 1.23 http://www.redtube.com/501426

Note she does bareback here too!

Could that be our own Dark Vader doing her there???

[NordicSki]

Ha ha Wanking very egoistic behaviour, everyone else must use condoms because of you.

I look forvard to my Christmas visit to this place, will definitely be there the Sunday I am in Berlin.

Can someone please give some general ideas / tips on what is the most appropriate way to approach single non house ladies and couples at this place. I don't speak German and really don't know how you are supposed to behave at these kind of places? When I was there this summer I just tried to behave like I was at a normal bar. I don't want to miss out because of not being straightforward enough. Perhaps eye contact is the best as it isn't language dependent.

[Wanking]

Well you are indeed a gentleman. But with the WK Anaconda, to say she did not notice?

I think this club needs to be renamed. Inseminate.

Unfortunately, while this is of course mighty entertaining, mongers, especially with partners, need to judge the risks for themselves. As you are an Immortal Immoral.

Well Rocketorgan0, These things happen. My Anaconda is decidedly average. Immortal Immoral LOL.

BTW I have actually managed bareback of some description on all Thursday visits now, but Anyone new reading this please note this is basically a covered club...

[Rocketboy0]

Everyone else was using condoms I think, I just stuck it in bare, don't think she noticed.

Well you are indeed a gentleman. But with the WK Anaconda, to say she did not notice...?

I think this club needs to be renamed. Inseminate.

Unfortunately, while this is of course mighty entertaining, mongers, especially with partners, need to judge the risks for themselves. As you are an Immortal Immoral...

[Wanking]

Herr Dicktor, just to be clear, this bareback business you mentioned was the real deal vs just a blowjob?

Everyone else was using condoms I think, I just stuck it in bare, don't think she noticed. Her pussy was covered and full of about a gallon of lube anyway. I only fucked her for about 5 minutes until a young Turkish bloke beside me started "bitte bitte bitte", so I let him take over, and he fucked hard for about 5 seconds until he exploded into the condom with a massive roar, then another guy moved in!

She seemed in ecstasy, with all the guys around her, sucking cocks, wanking cocks, and being fucked hard.

[Rocketboy0]

I had another incredible day there at the Thursday Gangbang, and according to two local swingers, this place is getting better all the time, and is the best swingers club in town.

Highlights were: A lady arrived and went straight to one of the gangbang rooms at the back. Blonde late 30s, good slim body, she just wanted to be pounded with cock for over an hour. She didn't want DATY, just fucking and she gave some blowjobs. Easily 20 guys fucked her in an hour, and I barebacked her but no cum.

Herr Dicktor, just to be clear, this bareback business you mentioned was the real deal vs just a blowjob?

[Wanking]

I had another incredible day there at the Thursday Gangbang, and according to two local swingers, this place is getting better all the time, and is the best swingers club in town.

Highlights were:

Amazingly hot young blonde blue eyed House girl. Kiarah who claimed to be Italian but is probably Rom. Had several amazing sessions with her along the day. Lovely big meaty arse, and erect see cup titten. Claimed to be 24, and I say she wasnt anymore than 27. Stunning lady, worth the 90 euro alone. Burying my face in her big arse was a mighty pleasure! One great cum with her.

A lady arrived and went straight to one of the gangbang rooms at the back. Blonde late 30s, good slim body, she just wanted to be pounded with cock for over an hour. She didn't want DATY, just fucking and she gave some blowjobs. Easily 20 guys fucked her in an hour, and I barebacked her but no cum. After that she just disappeared quickly.

Two more couples sharing liberally in the back, but the ladies were over 50 and not very attractive. Still one of them gave me a great CIM after I licked her wet pussy for a while.

All the house girls were new to me, with Lexa, Mandy and Spacy all absent. Lexa was on holiday I was told later by boss Dominique. There were around 10 house ladies by the peak around 8 pm, but some arrived late and more left early. I sessioned with all except one lady!

A great session with an older house lady of around 50, amazing BBBJ and cum. She loved my licking!

Finally a couple arrived around 7 pm. She was a tall sexy brunette with huge titten, plus she was only wearing a corset and stocking with titten, pussy and arsche on permanent display. After a quiet start she started sucking and fucking at the bar. I investigated and noticed she had a towel on the ground and was squirting all over the place. WOW! I got amazingly horny at this sight and licked her liberally, swallowing loads of her delicious warm juice. She was the biggest squirter I have encountered since a nymph in Showboat Amsterdam in 2006. Later I took her for a private session and had another great cum. Amazing lady who I hope to meet again.


*Links to my other Reports on this Trip*

[Myrrh]

Yes, they do. If the women go there to actually get fucked.

Even a couple from Frankfurt complained in the Spermagames-forum lately that there were almost no active couples around in the SCs. Maybe we should stay a seperate Swingerclubs thread for the sole purpose of posting if a single guy can actually get laid there several times?

http://www.InternationalSexGuide.nl/forum/showthread.php?p=1455734

I stand by every word of this definition as learnt the hard way through several years of fruitless visits to 'Swinger' clubs in England the rest of Europe.

[SwingerLover]

Sounds like you're coming round to my view that swinger clubs have a lot to commend them.

Yes, they do. If the women go there to actually get fucked, as it seems to be the case at Inso.

The reason why I had stopped goping to SCs is the exact opposite experience, which makes a Bulgarian AO-chick a pleasant experience, even if she has rotten teeth and just lies there like a sack.

Even a couple from Frankfurt complained in the Spermagames-forum lately that there were almost no active couples around in the SCs. Maybe we should stay a seperate Swingerclubs thread for the sole purpose of posting if a single guy can actually get laid there several times?