2003 Archived Reports

[Chorizo]

Went to Club Tropical down and across the street from Adelita’s on last Wednesday. There were four new girls in there all around 18-19. My friend and I both grabbed one. Both above average in looks not very experienced so my session was so-so, my friend said the same, but its always nice trying something fresh and YMMV. For my taste the quality in both Adelitas and Chicago have been going steadily down hill and the MP's are hit and miss. I don't hobby north of the border, the effect of an arrest on both my personal and professional lives would be catastrophic, so my wife has seen a rekindled spirit in the bedroom. LOL

[Pokey]

Don't drive into TJ if your only going to the zone for a girl.
There are lots of reports on this already, but one more time.
Get off when it says last U.S. exit, go to the parking lot. The cost is $7.00 walk across the gate the taxi drivers will gang up on you. take one to the zone $5 pay no more, taxi libre pay no more then $3, or walk before 9PM only take less the 15 min, but only if you been there a few times.
Go to the zone have fun,get a cab back to the US Border walk across, 5min walk most of the time Mon to Thur at night, weekends can be bad,but if you beat the young 18 years olds back from partying, the wait is not too bad.

[Clicker619]

Does anyone know about a massage parlor in Pueblo Amigo called Luxor. I stumbled upon it by accident because our Taxi Libre broke down and had to walk back. Somehow, I ended up walking through Pueblo Amigo. I haven't been there in 5+ years and noticed an upscale club/theatre and an MP. Some yellow cab drivers said it was $40 but didn't mention extras.

What's the protocol and price at these joints? Never been to one.

[Tangman]

Fellow Mongers,

Sorry for not responding to those who posted for information on Rosarito Beach, I have been in Mexico and did not make it to the internet cafe.Here is my update: Cuatro Camino is coming along well, they have really improved thier babes, I still say ask for "Norma" totally hot bod, takes her time etc. I agree with the guy who posted "shit" on Bada Bing except I say the babes are truly fine but a clip joint none the less. Virgins is "hot" prices are reasonable and the babes are nice. Stay away form "chics". Back to TJ, I caved into one of the SW,the finest little sweetheart I have ever seen in the alley, "Martha" said she was 18 but looked 16,very sweet personality and a perfect body. Problem is, she was a dead fucking fish in the sack, i just dont get it, these chicks ever heard of return business? Anyways, I like a litte "chunkage" will some of you fellow mongers turn me on to a babe in TJ that will perform with some enthusiasm? My Ideal lady is around 5' 6" 140lbs large perky breast with some excitment between the sheets. If you head to Rosarito drop me a line.

TM

[SDcruiser]

SCL;

the 2 hour wait is too long. Since 911 the line back is unbearable. Compare the taxi to car in relation to money and time.

Car = insurance, parking, and the wait back - then possible theft, accident, mordida and secondary.

Taxi = parking, taxi, taxi, walking back thru is a breeze in the late hours, walk back to your car.

From Sandiego I can make a 2 hour booty call door to door using the taxi on a weekday night say after 8pm.

Cruiser

[SoCalLans]

Question for my fellow mongers....

Love that TJ scene. Nothing beats it. I come from LA area, so it's convenient (usually).

My question is what's the BEST time to go down? I know when the bars and spots are hot, but I've gone down two Saturdays now within 4-6 weeks. Last time, using the bus, the wait 2 hours! Ouch. Today, at the SAME time, the wait was 5 minutes! Go figure.

Guys, what really is the best time (on average) to go down. A two hour drive is okay, but a 2 hour wait coming over the linea sucks!

Help, buddies! What do you say?

Best....

[The Wizard]

TJ in the movies:

Guys, for those of you who want to get a quick shot of a few of the "hot" TJ spots check out Vampires: Los Muertos starring Jon Bon Jovi. This is the sequel to Vampires with James Woods (which I thought was much better). At the beginning of Los Muertos, they are in the Zona Norte, you see shots of AB and other spots. You also get to see a TJ streetwalker turn into a vampire. The rest of the movie blows.

[GettingTang]

After further review, I endorse Country John for the TJ forum President! This guy takes the squeeze and plays along! Ex cop or not, he's probably all right. My true beef with LE regarding prostitution, is that somehow we are to believe they are above paying for sex, when we mongers know otherwise! All dudes from all walks of life pay for sex!

So since country John is at least able to admit he engages in this activity just like the rest of us, he gets my approval. As if it matters to anyone here.

Heading down to TJ tomorrow morning. Got an appointment with an indoor provider, picking me up at the border crossing. Has one of the highest all-time review ratings I have ever seen from any advertised provider. I'll report back.

GETTINGTANG~!

LookslikeLE,
Great report and photo to go with it! Is this the girl in your report? She look better then average to me!

[TJ Black]

Pokey: Thanks for the reply; I already know where Tropical is. And the area your talking about is called La Zona Norte. Zona Rio is the area over by the mall.

[LookslikeLE]

I did the trip down to TJ on Wednesday. Got down there at noon, big mistake. Nothing was going on. I stopped in the Chicago Club and there was not a single person in there. Even the bartender was outside hanging Christmas lights. A hawker said to try out Déjà vu massage. “30 girls right now waiting for you”. So I walked by. When I went in and saw the lineup there were four girls and none that sparked my interest. They want $120 for an hour of massage and sex. Hell I could get that here. So I killed some time and went to AB.

After about an hour I picked the best looking girl there. Usually service is inversely proportional to the girls’ looks. I can’t remember her name but she was actually fairly good, but once the time was up she was dressed and downstairs before I was half dressed.

I killed some more time and met up with Katrina. She was not that great looking but she was very nice and very interested. The only reason I went with her was because she looks like a girl I knew from college. And again my theory proved true. I seems that the less attractive ones try harder. She was a great GF experience. Then a funny thing happened. I was finished and was working the magic fingers on her and she was into her second orgasm when the knock came. She was so into it that when she called out to the hall it was an almost unintelligible moan. The guys outside all started laughing and after a couple more seconds so did we. We cleaned up with out hurrying and walked down together.

With all the expenses it came to $150 for four hours of entertainment. Not a bad way to spend a sick day from work.

LookslikeLE

[Pokey]

DFK, is deep french kissing, and Tropical is across the street from AB club, all the clubs in zona rio are in the same area.

[Newbie Steve]

Pokey,

Is Tropical near AB (walking distance)? If not, will the taxi drivers know where it is? I'm making a trip this Saturday and haven't been there in well over 5 years.

Thanks.

[Pokey]

Hey, I went down to TJ last Sunday and had fun. First of all, I took taxi Libre both ways, price was under $3 both times, that includes about 70 cent tip. You will find taxi libre to the right of the gate as you enter TJ, just past those rip off yellow cabs waiting to take you to massage palors, for a $10 kickback. on the way back, you can find taxi libre in the alley, sometimes in front of L.C. ( Las Chevles) and on Nino Heros.

I posted before on how AB is great, and has hot girls, but I just don't go there too much anymore. Its too hit and miss. A hot girl like Smith( picture somewhere on this site) goes upstairs 4-12 a day. If a girl goes up this much, you are bound to get assembly line service, a quick CBJ, a lube job for there pussy for less ware and tear, quick sexo, sometimes saying " finesse"
Some of you will argue with me that AB is the best, and it can be if you find the right girl.

I have been going to Tropical recently, the last 4 girls I had there were great, between the ages of 18 and 29, 3 of them just fresh off the bus from Culiacan. The last one I had, ( I won't name her, because I want to do her again) was 18, and in TJ for her 2nd day. I was her first customer to take her upstairs( I know they all say this, but I think it was true) It was a true GFE, BBJ, kissing, all the postions I wanted. I did pay too much, $60, but I wanted a BBJ, she did go down to $50, but I wanted to be sure about DFK, and BBJ, so her price went up. She did stiff me on DFK, but the light kissing was good.

Hell, before I picked this girl, another wanted me to take her upstairs, for $70, and she promised sin condom( no condom)

[The Wizard]

Does anyone know of a good vacation rental home is Rosarito to take a working or non-working girl? Preferably something with a security guard and a nice ocean view. I remember reading about a year ago, a post about a fellow monger who owns a couple properties in Rosarito. How about a site that gives ratings/opinions on vacation rentals. PM me the details.

thanks.

[Gekko]

We'll be going down this Friday, the 12th, with 3 other members if anyone wants to hook up at AB. Will be there from early afternoon, to late night, early morning. Interested in getting a tour, or just hooking up, PM me.