Bangkok Reports

[Goatscrot]

Thanks Bart and Goat. That should keep me entertained between sessions. Full reports will be forthcoming when I visit next month. Price of the beer is not a problem as I will be on expenses, at least for that part. Need to figure out if I should pay for a membership so I can PM you two to join me for a beer. Again, less a matter of cost than logistics.

Yep, get a membership.

[Evianist]

Your post is not making much sense to me. It reads more like you were drunk at the time IMHO. No one is "forcing" you to take oil or aroma or anything. Do you want a real massage or not? If so, why not choose a more classy place? There is no clue as what place you are referring to. This thread is mostly for mongering advice, but the question about good non-sexual massage places has been raised many times before in this and the General thread.

I mean regular Thai massage shops that you see on many streets. Not special oily places.

Now when they see a farang come in they try to force me to get an "aromatherapy" massage when I just want a Thai massage with a female masseuse.

Policy started in 2012.

[Altered Ego]

Many thanks Tiny, that's extremely helpful.

If any other members have any further suggestions I would be most grateful.

I agree with Syzgies, it would be worth your while to read the thread closer. There are nightclubs where a high proportion of hookers hang out, like CM2. I've been away from the scene too long to know the others but a careful reading of this forum will point you toward them. You will likely find some attractive English speakers, although not necessarily any better than, say, the cream of the crop at Rainbow, and not necessarily students. Doing LT should not be a problem, although you should ask first if she's an obvious pro. The really hot ones will want more than gogo equivalent rates. The last one I pulled, a couple of years ago at CM2, cost 6000 Baht although she stayed until I had to kick her out the next afternoon.

The best dating site is.

www.thailovelinks.com.

[Tiny 12]

Are there any good alternatives to the gogo bars in Bangkok? Usually when I visit I find somebody in Soi Cowboy or Nana, but I was trying to come up with an alternative source for my next trip. My problem is that I only come for fairly short visits (of about 10 days) once or twice a year, I am quite picky, I really only like very pretty girls, and ideally I am looking for someone who speaks good English, and who would be prepared to do LT rather than ST. A knockout student aged about 21 to 24 with no boyfriend would be ideal! But I guess my age is not exactly in my favour when looking for this type of girl (I am early 50s, but fairly well preserved) , although on the 'positive' side I am willing to pay gogo bar equivalent rates, as long as the price is not astronomical.

I guess what I am talking about is discos, non-girly bars, or perhaps using websites. I appreciate that my requirements are probably similar to most other guys, but if anybody has got any suggestions I would be most grateful.

And yes I have read the forum, but I could not really find the answer to my particular 'problem'!

I agree with Syzgies, it would be worth your while to read the thread closer. There are nightclubs where a high proportion of hookers hang out, like CM2. I've been away from the scene too long to know the others but a careful reading of this forum will point you toward them. You will likely find some attractive English speakers, although not necessarily any better than, say, the cream of the crop at Rainbow, and not necessarily students. Doing LT should not be a problem, although you should ask first if she's an obvious pro. The really hot ones will want more than gogo equivalent rates. The last one I pulled, a couple of years ago at CM2, cost 6000 Baht although she stayed until I had to kick her out the next afternoon.

The best dating site is www.thailovelinks.com.

[Altered Ego]

Many thanks, Syzygies, for your most helpful and constructive reply.

If any other members have any alternative suggestions they would be most welcome. Just to clarify, my post was to some extent intended to be lighthearted, I am not actually expecting to meet a future Miss World with a degree in modern languages, I am simply trying to find out if there are any alternatives to gogo bars, where I might hope to find girls approaching similar quality, and who are prepared to stay LT, and preferably who can speak a bit of English, without it costing me far more than it would in Nana or Soi Cowboy (because obviously that would defeat the object of the exercise) , and bearing in mind the added restriction that I only visit Thailand occasionally and for relatively short stays (typically 10 days each time) , therefore I am not really in a position to spend a great deal of time making and maintaining a network of contacts. I am not really interested in the 'mature' end of the market, neither am I very interested with massage places.

I would be tending to recommend Gentlemen clubs like Pegasus or Escorts to get girls that good, but they might be too expensive.

I would suggest you try an excellent English speaker like Bo at Cherry, and see if you get on very well and then see if the girl can do LT outcall or not. Might depend on the chemistry. Annies possibly has some good English speakers, available for LT outcall, but I don't know who they are (English is not a requirement

[Beer Monger]

Great username, Beer Monger!

Enjoy!

Thanks Bart and Goat. That should keep me entertained between sessions. Full reports will be forthcoming when I visit next month. Price of the beer is not a problem as I will be on expenses, at least for that part. Need to figure out if I should pay for a membership so I can PM you two to join me for a beer. Again, less a matter of cost than logistics.

[KiJang]

I was in BKK this weekend and the ladies are without customers. Many have not been serviced for days and are extremely horny and very hungry. Worth the risk of getting stuck.

Leaving BKK this weekend the taxi driver pointed to all the ladies sitting at shop fronts on Soi 23 ' "you want massage? Too mut lady no work because of plotect (protests) no tourist"

Would have loved to stay longer but was worried about the planned "biggest demonstration ever that will bring BKK to a standstill" supposed to have happened today (Monday 9th). What was the situation like on the ground?

[Syzygies]

Anyone know what the deal is with regular massage places?
I mean more the local ones outside of lower sukhumvit.
First all of a sudden when I'd ask for a thai massage it was like I insulted them.
And they tried to give me a man or a ladyboy instead of a woman.
I thought maybe they were trying to force farangs into getting oily massages.
Seemed like it was some type of a new policy enacted by the owners.
Now a lot of them are removing oil massages from the menu and have replaced them with "aromatherapy", which is often like 400-500 baht, which is a lot at a crappy little place. Are a lot of them owned by the same people?
I like to get thai massages regularly at lots of different places, and like a nice pretty lady and will sometimes go for extras if the mood is right.
But now that they're trying to hassle me into paying more or threatening to give me men or some old sea hag they found in the basement, I'm going much less I honestly don't like being lathered with oil that won't come off my skin in the shower and then gets all over my clothes

Your post is not making much sense to me. It reads more like you were drunk at the time IMHO. No one is "forcing" you to take oil or aroma or anything. Do you want a real massage or not? If so, why not choose a more classy place? There is no clue as what place you are referring to. This thread is mostly for mongering advice, but the question about good non-sexual massage places has been raised many times before in this and the General thread.

I guess you are wanting a very sexy hot girl but still claim you want a real massage? Ha Ha! Its possible but ain't so likely. Its likely that you will just be considered to be one big hassle. So even if I know a girl who is both a great masseuse and great for sex, I don't want her to have to put up with you deciding you don't want a full servicing.

I suggest you lose the curiosity about hundreds of shitty massage places and try to choose some good recommended ones. Understand the Mongering shops generally do not appreciate customers that just want a straight massage, also proper Thai Massage places do not appreciate the ladies being molested. You really should decide what it is that you want. You can pay the full all inclusive price (for sex too) and then not take the sex if you want, but you might get a crappy massage. Perhaps someone else will understand your sentiment better and have a great shop to suggest that is undecided if it is legit massage or not.

Chavala Suk Soi 34 is/was a place to get a reasonable massage where molesting the girls is more or less expected but no full sex unless somehow you can manage it without taking the girls shorts off (unless it has changed over the years). I visited this place more than 20 years ago and seems to be still there.

[Talion]

That's all very good to know. Thanks for the comments guys. See you in BKK shortly!

[Evianist]

Anyone know what the deal is with regular massage places?

I mean more the local ones outside of lower sukhumvit.

First all of a sudden when I'd ask for a thai massage it was like I insulted them.

And they tried to give me a man or a ladyboy instead of a woman.

I thought maybe they were trying to force farangs into getting oily massages.

Seemed like it was some type of a new policy enacted by the owners.

Now a lot of them are removing oil massages from the menu and have replaced them with "aromatherapy", which is often like 400-500 baht, which is a lot at a crappy little place.

Are a lot of them owned by the same people?

I like to get thai massages regularly at lots of different places, and like a nice pretty lady and will sometimes go for extras if the mood is right.

But now that they're trying to hassle me into paying more or threatening to give me men or some old sea hag they found in the basement, I'm going much less

I honestly don't like being lathered with oil that won't come off my skin in the shower and then gets all over my clothes

[MongerVirgin]

As someone who is arriving soon I'm interested in knowing whether the recent civil unrest is impacting the scene at all. Are the protests compromising any of the working areas or numbers of working girls? Is there any element of danger beyond the normal to be aware of? I'm actually kind of surprised that no one has chimed in on this, although I did see the question earlier I didn't see any response. Anybody have any comments?

I was in BKK this weekend and the ladies are without customers. Many have not been serviced for days and are extremely horny and very hungry. Worth the risk of getting stuck.

[PinkPearl]

As someone who is arriving soon I'm interested in knowing whether the recent civil unrest is impacting the scene at all. Are the protests compromising any of the working areas or numbers of working girls? Is there any element of danger beyond the normal to be aware of? I'm actually kind of surprised that no one has chimed in on this, although I did see the question earlier I didn't see any response. Anybody have any comments?

This sums it up:

"A nuclear bomb or bubonic plague will not keep the sex tourists away. The Chinese might get a bit jittery over the prospect of civil unrest. The Russian tour companies have already warned they might redirect tourists. I'm waiting for the bombs to start going off in Bangkok."

[Syzygies]

Are there any good alternatives to the gogo bars in Bangkok?

And yes I have read the forum, but I could not really find the answer to my particular 'problem'!

If you had read often enough, you would have a fair idea. Asking for the world and wanting it at a good price, seems a little contradictory. I would be tending to recommend Gentlemen clubs like Pegasus or Escorts to get girls that good, but they might be too expensive. Girls that meet your difficult specs may well be closely guarded secrets.

I would suggest you try an excellent English speaker like Bo at Cherry, and see if you get on very well and then see if the girl can do LT outcall or not. Might depend on the chemistry. Annies possibly has some good English speakers, available for LT outcall, but I don't know who they are (English is not a requirement for me).

LT is available still at gogos, so if you find the right girl there, gogos are still a good option. Again I know little about English speaking abilities.

[Altered Ego]

Are there any good alternatives to the gogo bars in Bangkok? Usually when I visit I find somebody in Soi Cowboy or Nana, but I was trying to come up with an alternative source for my next trip. My problem is that I only come for fairly short visits (of about 10 days) once or twice a year, I am quite picky, I really only like very pretty girls, and ideally I am looking for someone who speaks good English, and who would be prepared to do LT rather than ST. A knockout student aged about 21 to 24 with no boyfriend would be ideal! But I guess my age is not exactly in my favour when looking for this type of girl (I am early 50s, but fairly well preserved) , although on the 'positive' side I am willing to pay gogo bar equivalent rates, as long as the price is not astronomical.

I guess what I am talking about is discos, non-girly bars, or perhaps using websites. I appreciate that my requirements are probably similar to most other guys, but if anybody has got any suggestions I would be most grateful.

And yes I have read the forum, but I could not really find the answer to my particular 'problem'!

[NaughtyDog]

I've now been in Thailand for a few days, and have experienced some of what Bangkok has to offer. I skipped the sexytimes for the first day or so, then jumped in with both feet.

Angel witch, Nana entertainment plaza.

The other night I walked around Nana out of interest, and decided to go in and check out Angel Witch. I heard it had good quality shows. In short, yes. I was very impressed by the girls there. A girl asked me if I wanted. Something. She was gesturing at her mouth, so I'm not sure if she was asking if I want a drink with her, or whether I want a blowjob. She wasn't particularly interesting, so I politely declined either offer. Just after that she went on stage. She made some effort to catch my eye, but I was looking more at the cutie next to her. Very cute face, with a gorgeous body except the very fake looking bolt-ons. At one point she did the same dick / drink gesture from the stage, and I declined again. So she made the dick / drink gesture while pointing to her cutie neighbour. I made a more positive "well. Maybe." face and she smiled and tapped her friend's shoulder, who smiled happily and came over to chat.

The girl's name was Tata. I hope. Or possibly Titi? Tita? I should really remember this, considering. Anyway, I thought she was really very cute, and no less so when she bounced over. We chatted for a bit and she was surprisingly entertaining. Told me how everything worked, how much everything costs, what the deal is, etc. She was chatty and likeable and flirty. She suggested she'd like me to barfine her (of course) and we came back to the hotel. The sex was very good, passionate and fun. I enjoyed it, and I think she did too. She was only able to do short time tonight, but she said she'd like to do a longtime stay another night.

I don't know whether my standards or tastes are different to others, but I'd have barfined quite a few of the Angel Witch dancers. I don't particularly prefer the lighter skin, dark is nice too, and I find myself more attracted to "likeable and natural" than some sort of slamming hottie.

Price all-up was not too bad. I didn't feel like I was being gouged or treated like an ATM. I tipped, more than I should have because I didn't have a lot of different notes on me. A lesson learned.

Afterwards I was still. Up for something. So.

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Cherry massage, somewhere.

I didn't really have a concept of where this was, and was surprised to find it in an alley full of other similar venues. All the young skimpily dressed women out the front are sort of a giveaway. Apple Massage was here, one I've heard of. Wrong fruit, though.

I saw Cherry, started walking in, a few girls saw me and smiled. Got in, dude gave me a book, etc. This was the middle of the day, by the way, so it was pretty quiet.

Handed the book I picked Lily, because she seemed pleasant. She was a bit older than her photo suggested, and not a small girl. Curvy. Probably a bit older and a bit curvier than most guys, but I like pretty much anything.

Massage was good, Lily was saying she was actually a masseuse previously. Like, a legit one. She gave a great massage. She was nice, fun, enthusiastic. Said she came several times, which may or may not be true. There was nothing unusual to report about the session, just some nice oral, mutual oral, good sex. She was surprised and disappointed by the amount of cum in the condom, but after the day before I was a little drained.

I enjoyed the session, and the price was good for the service.

Oh, it was both mine and her first Nuru session. Neither of us particularly enjoyed it, but she said that other girls are better at the B2B stuff than her.

Highly recommend the place, or at very least the girl. A fun time.

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