Jakarta

[TimTimGuy]

Was in Jakarta from Saturday to Monday. For the first time ever. *snip*

Indonesia was the best and wildest I have ever tried. I have simply fallen in love with the exotic looking, feminine and smiling Indonesian girls. Now, I am already trying to come up with an excuse to go back again. Or maybe to the Philippines and Thailand. Can anyone tell if there are differences (good and bad) between the girls there and the girls in Jakarta? Where do you get the best experience if you – like me – simply cannot live without Asian girls? Where should I go next?

Nice first report Simsalabim. You can start a LONG discussion in this Forum about the various merits / flaws of Indonesian, Thai, and PI ladies. Personally, I vote for the Indonesians, but Thailand is really something to be experienced. I don't have much experience in PI, but the little experience was good! TTG

[Hilo77]

Well I have to say that it has got me baffled how any long term mongers get any work done in Jkta.

In all seriousness that is actually a problem here. I have often found myself slacking off at times in this town because of my habit, indeed a few years back I did have to pull myself together a bit. I had been put in charge of a small branch away from head office and I found I had long hours with not a hell of a lot to do, with minimal supervision and well, let's just be honest and admit my employer wasn't getting full value from me. After a few months it got so bad that I got a polite but formal warning over the phone that my absences were being noted and I'd need to buck my act up. It was the first time in a quarter of a century in business and employment that I had ever been reprimanded for my work (or lack of it).

Even now I have to shut off one of the SIM cards on my phone (dual-SIM phones, you know if I didn't know any better I'd think they were invented especially for Jakarta, I don't recollect ever seeing such devices in the west) while I'm at work as the constant buzzing of SMS's was driving my colleagues crazy.

I called it a habit above and that's what it is, you spend too much money, you let it affect your work and home life, you think about it constantly, you even post updates and photos on the internet about it!

Is there a twelve steps program for mongers?

[Simsalabim272]

Was in Jakarta from Saturday to Monday. For the first time ever. Read a lot of the posts here and came as well-prepared as one can be. Decided to stay at Hotel Ambhara. Perfect GF hotel – no problems whatsoever. Friendly staff, even though they were fully aware of what was going on. They see it every night with many of the guests, I guess.

Saturday, I was quite horny, couldn't wait and went hunting in the nearby malls right away. Many girls sent me eyes and said hello and laughed in a sweet way, and I am sure I could have taken a couple of them with me home, but I was simply too shy to go further down that road and returned empty-handed.

At 22pm I went to Top Gun. It was exactly what I expected after reading the reports here. Mostly women in their 30's, most of them single mothers, but a few of them pretty good looking. Was soon talking with 25-year-old Erna – with a good body and a nice smile. Also her friend, whose name I forgot, and who had a stunning body. Chose Erna though, because of the face, and I did not regret. BBBJ, DATY, several positions and came three times. After that she told me about herself – something I always enjoy listening to, maybe because it makes me feel I am making love to a girlfriend. We made love again and then I sent her home.

Sunday, I went to Top Gun again to pick up Erna's friend. But unfortunately she was not there, and the night was a real disappointment. Went to D's Place and My Bar, but they were empty – only a few scary old women. Went back to Top Gun to wait for the friend, but she never appeared. I was in a bad mood. But then came in a small, tiny and fragile girl. She did not look a day more than 18. Sent her eyes, but she seemed to be in the same mood as I and she was not really up to something – probably because of my size compared to hers. What a pity.

About 1am I just went to a girl and asked her to come with me. There was heavy rain outside, so we had to take the so-called (fake) 'Bluebird'-taxi outside. And of course the driver went in the wrong direction, and the girl did not say anything, in fact she seemed to know the driver. But I knew what this was all about, so I led him in the right direction, and when we came to the hotel, he showed me a sign on the door saying that the minimum was 40,000 IDR. I didn't care at all – we had avoided the rain. The girl was actually good in bed, but – OMG – she had the most terrible breasts I have ever seen in my entire life. Poor woman – she was also ashamed herself. But she gave a good ride and swallowed several loads. I don't think she expected much money, and I gave her for a ST.

Monday I had decided to go to BATS – that should be the grand final. Unfortunately, I had meetings at the hotel and they took a long time, and it was impossible for me to be at BATS before 0:30. But what a place. Totally packed with stunning girls. Unfortunately the best girls were already taken – even though I had decided beforehand to take the very best no matter the price (sorry guys!). Because of all the sex the previous days, I was not quite in the mood, but then came Lia (her real name) or Sammy (working name). She was small and maybe she did not have the best body ever, but she had the most beautiful face – and that is always no. 1 for me. And then she was full of energy, which is also something I like. We went. At the hotel she told me she expected 2 million for LT and 1,5 million for ST. But I told her that I knew from the Internet that nobody ever paid more than 1 milllion. It was late and she accepted. What a deal. This was my best fuck EVER! Afterwards she told me here whole life story in perfect English (at least better than mine). She was very talkative and in such a sweet way. That turned me on and we fucked again. This was the perfect final, and I smiled all the way home on the KLM airplane – what a wonderful girl and what a perfect final.

I have now landed in Amsterdam. I want to take a look at the girls here before I go last kilometers back to Scandinavia. But the girls here are to masculine and cold in my eyes. Nothing compared to those amazing Indonesian girls.

So far, I have only been with hookers (including Thai) in Europe and working girls in China (Chinese and Vietnamese) – but Indonesia was the best and wildest I have ever tried. I have simply fallen in love with the exotic looking, feminine and smiling Indonesian girls. Now, I am already trying to come up with an excuse to go back again. Or maybe to the Philippines and Thailand. Can anyone tell if there are differences (good and bad) between the girls there and the girls in Jakarta? Where do you get the best experience if you – like me – simply cannot live without Asian girls? Where should I go next?

[D Cups]

Here are some samples. I didn't look for them, but like my friend MS wrote, they are out there!

Nice! Thanks, Menteng!

[Offshore Swell]

Well I have to say that it has got me baffled how any long term mongers get any work done in Jkta.

Now here is poor old OS, first day into his mongering break and the BBM and phone just won't leave me alone. Got one 19yo facebook friend on the train on the way in from Bogor. Another who is menstruating has kindly offered to go to Bekasi tomorrow morning and bring me her 18yo friend. And the last one I haven't even told her am in town. This is the kind of logistical challenge that could see me running Federal Express. Ah that reminds me, got to get some extra towels from housekeeping.

Stay tuned folks. Maybe this afternoon we will have some photo's of OS with his big thing in one more facebook friend.

Man I love Indonesia.

OS

[Menteng]

Here are some samples. I didn't look for them, but like my friend MS wrote, they are out there!

[Pak Mike]

A few possibilities:

2) Hooking up with girls you've met through the Internet dating sites, such as DIA. I personally have not done this, but there have been a lot of posts written here about this.

Has always been my approach, and has produced good results

[Cooldoe]

A couple of posts ago the remarkable Indonesian type of massage was mentioned that results in red marks across the back of the subject. While looking for some electronics in Plaza Glodok (the bridge-like structure over the road where Jl. Hayam Wuruk transforms into Jl. Pintu Besar Selatan) I saw this type of massage being performed. It is indeed performed using a sort of coin and the subject is not screaming in agony. On the original picture, pre-resizing, you can see that the masseur is not drawing blood, but only just. I squirmed while watching and then asked permission for a picture.

Regards,

Ko

You should try bekam.

They draw your blood by punture your skin with needle then force it out with a suction cup

[D Cups]

The one valid generalization might be that the high-end spas such as Alexis and Malioboro will feature more firm, busty girls, but you will have to pay accordingly. All massage places, even the low-end places, will probably feature a few busty girls, certainly will be able to hook you up with what you're looking for.

Thanks, Spear, for the photo, too. Been to Alexis and had a great time. Last time I was in CGK two years ago I also had a DIA three-some with two pair of the biggest knockers I have ever seen on Asian women. One was early 30s and the other, her girlfriend, was early 20s. Together they were magnificient!

[TimTimGuy]

Are you aware of any establishments that feature particularly busty girls? .

Aw, D Cups, I've told you that you won't be disappointed! TTG

[Mighty Spearsman]

What have you there during the day time?

A few possibilities:

1) Every MP mentioned in my previous post is open by 11 am / 12 Noon, and many feature two shifts of girls; for example, the day shift girls at Maribaya Spa work until 5:30 pm or so, while the evening shift girls arrive around 5 pm.

Some of my best MP experiences have been with the day shift girls, many of whom work all day and then go home to their child at dinnertime. One young lovely who worked the day shift at Royal Mas said that she tells her family and neighbors that she works in a stall in a shopping mall and they believe her (or pretend to) since she's always home by 6 pm.

2) Hooking up with girls you've met through the Internet dating sites, such as DIA. I personally have not done this, but there have been a lot of posts written here about this.

3) Book "Jakarta After Dark" for a day-time cruise through the mongering sights of Jakarta. I know for a fact that a decent number of his clients book day-time-only tours since they're busy with the missus or business associates in the evening time.

4) Mall hunting at any of several malls; I've had luck at Sarinah Plaza, Plaza Indonesia, Grand Indonesia, Atrium, Plaza Semanggi, Plaza Senayan and Citra Land (Ciputra Mall? It's the one near the highway near the FM Hotel) , as well as riding on the TransJakarta busway. Smile and say hello in Bahasa Indonesian and you'll be surprised at what might happen.

I've even had luck when I wasn't looking, one day at lunchtime I was at Plaza Senayan on the 3rd floor at the French-bread-bakery / cafe, waiting for a lunchtime appointment with esteemed senior member Bulai69, watching people riding on the escalator, when a beautiful 20-ish girl riding up the escalator caught my eye, walked up to me, gave me her cell phone number, said 'call me' and walked away. Another time I was at Starbucks in Plaza Indonesia (near the south entrance) , with a 2-year-old boy sitting in my lap no less, when a office-professionally-dressed woman in her late 20s stopped, gave me her cell phone number and walked away. And I'm old and fat!

[Dkooau]

What have you there during the day time?

[Mighty Spearsman]

a very comprehensive report ms and i'm sure dan will return the favour with a long and well-written account of his activities, giving the latest info on service, prices etc and pitfalls to be avoided for other newbies.

thanks! although dan is new to jakarta, he's not an isg newbie, so i'm confident he'll be writing some informative and entertaining posts about his adventures.

however, long-term residents, particularly those living in the suburbs of south jakarta, who frequent the massage joints advertised by means of little flyers handed out at various traffic junctions every now and again will know that you almost never get fs in these places. these joints are located in commercial buildings or in suburban houses and invariably have a pretty receptionist who will quote a reasonable price for a 90-minute massage (nb you'll rarely get 90 minutes) and lead you back to a room to await your therapist. the room, which you will have plenty of time to observe awaiting your lady's arrival, will be fairly grotty with a manky old bath tub (no doubt bought second hand from mangerrai) and partitions that don't reach the full way up so you can listen to the slap and tickle of your neighbor getting done.

when your therapist arrives she will greet you with a polite smile and ask you to undress and lie on the mattress on the floor. your therapist will be 25-35, plump and the mother of a couple of kids. she will give you a reasonably satisfying massage and after 45 minutes ask you whether you want himself taken care of. negotiations will begin but will centre around whether she will give you a handjob or a blowjob (the latter being only infrequently available). she will take off her top and allow you to fondle her full, if well-used, breasts for extra. full service is almost never available (i say almost as i don't know for certain, only that it has never been available to me). after you have concluded you'll get a rub down in luke-warm water in the tub but the smell and feel of the cheap massage lotion will linger for the rest of the day. extras amount to about 300, 000 or 400, 000 on top of the massage, usually about 150, 000 to 200, 000.

something to do i suppose if you have root-canal surgery you want to put off in the afternoon, otherwise not worth the time, effort or cash.

you paint a bleak picture of the south jakarta scene. luckily i had very few experiences such as what you described, despite visiting over 30 different mps during my time in jakarta.

perhaps the best advice is to tell dan to visit the tried and true places for fs, such as kartika / berlian / royal mas, maribaya spa in hotel melawai, hotel malioboro and hotel alexis, travel and classic, maybe sumo shiatsu if he's adventurous enough to travel out to kelapa gading. too bad lokasari plaza is closed.

our posts appear to have crossed each other ms. i would only add to your point of asking very specifically what it is you are looking for that in my experience you can ask for every factor and detail you like, initially the mami will still bring you the girl she's been trying to fob off for weeks (either newly arrived from the kampung and needs broken in or crap attitude and foisted on the mami because she's been kicked out of all the other establishments in the chain). a few polite but firm refusals are required before the mami gets the message you aren't a chump just off the flight from singapore.

good advice! maybe one way to persuade the mamasan to listen to you is to tell her that you'll give her a tip afterwards if she provided you with the girl who was exactly what you were looking for?

[Hilo77]

All massage places, even the low-end places, will probably feature a few busty girls, all you have to do is ask the mamasan. It took me a while to learn that it's perfectly ok to tell a mamasan that you want a teenage girl with big firm tits who gives a great BJ, or a spinner with a tight twat, or a girl from Madura who specializes in the muscle-contracting thing that those women are famous for, or whatever you're looking for. Don't be shy!

Our posts appear to have crossed each other MS. I would only add to your point of asking very specifically what it is you are looking for that in my experience you can ask for every factor and detail you like, initially the mami will still bring you the girl she's been trying to fob off for weeks (either newly arrived from the kampung and needs broken in or crap attitude and foisted on the mami because she's been kicked out of all the other establishments in the chain). A few polite but firm refusals are required before the mami gets the message you aren't a chump just off the flight from Singapore.

[Hilo77]

the best mall for picking up girls during the day in blok m is actually pasar raya mall. there's also a pretty good fs massage place in the blok m area known as maribaya spa (hotel melawai) although the place looks run down, most of the girls are mid-20s are higher in age, and the prices have recently gone up there.

most massage places are fs.

a very comprehensive report ms and i'm sure dan will return the favour with a long and well-written account of his activities, giving the latest info on service, prices etc and pitfalls to be avoided for other newbies.

one or two small points i would raise. blok m mall hunting, i am now convinced there are two alternative blok m mall universes, the one where a bule has merely to show his face in blok m plaza or indeed pasaraya to find himself bedding a voluptuous young javanese or sundanese beauty within the half hour and the one in which i reside and have resided for the best part of ten years when i can count the number of mall pick-ups i achieved in blok m on the fingers of one finger (on a saturday afternoon, three girls, mid-twenties, hanging around outside). any help enlightening witless fools like me in uncovering the mysteries of the blok m malls would be appreciated. location; food court, shops, coffee shops or cinema? time; afternoon or evening?

massage places and fs, for a new arrival the expectation of fs in the well-known massage joints (with exception of fortune and delta, and of course bersih sehat) is probably fair enough although not always guaranteed.

however, long-term residents, particularly those living in the suburbs of south jakarta, who frequent the massage joints advertised by means of little flyers handed out at various traffic junctions every now and again will know that you almost never get fs in these places. these joints are located in commercial buildings or in suburban houses and invariably have a pretty receptionist who will quote a reasonable price for a 90-minute massage (nb you'll rarely get 90 minutes) and lead you back to a room to await your therapist. the room, which you will have plenty of time to observe awaiting your lady's arrival, will be fairly grotty with a manky old bath tub (no doubt bought second hand from mangerrai) and partitions that don't reach the full way up so you can listen to the slap and tickle of your neighbour getting done.

when your therapist arrives she will greet you with a polite smile and ask you to undress and lie on the mattress on the floor. your therapist will be 25-35, plump and the mother of a couple of kids. she will give you a reasonably satisfying massage and after 45 minutes ask you whether you want himself taken care of. negotiations will begin but will centre around whether she will give you a handjob or a blowjob (the latter being only infrequently available). she will take off her top and allow you to fondle her full, if well-used, breasts for extra. full service is almost never available (i say almost as i don't know for certain, only that it has never been available to me). after you have concluded you'll get a rub down in luke-warm water in the tub but the smell and feel of the cheap massage lotion will linger for the rest of the day. extras amount to about 300, 000 or 400, 000 on top of the massage, usually about 150, 000 to 200, 000.

something to do i suppose if you have root-canal surgery you want to put off in the afternoon, otherwise not worth the time, effort or cash.