Isaan Region (including Udon Thani, KK, Khorat)

[HotShaneHot]

Getting some pussy in Nongkhai.

[Opebo]

I saw a Japanese guy get his ass kicked pretty hard not long ago on this soi. The locals were speaking a lot of Lao so it was a bit hard to understand, but they were saying something to the effect that he insisted on using a sex toy on one of the girls.

Oh the horror, a sex toy. Yes, the shocking thing about these sois is the absolute anti-service atmosphere, more often than not accompanied by outright hostility to the customer. Sure, its mostly an anti-foreigner phenomenon, but if you've ever been on a boy's-night-out with Thais, you know they only expect a 5 minute super-safe missionary session. In many cases they'll report to you - bj was extra and only with condom, she wouldn't do different positions, and even "touching her breasts" was an extra charge!

[Amjeck]

I took the refund and left as it could got ugly.

I saw a Japanese guy get his ass kicked pretty hard not long ago on this soi. The locals were speaking a lot of Lao so it was a bit hard to understand, but they were saying something to the effect that he insisted on using a sex toy on one of the girls.

[Semper48]

What is a "standard" tipping practice / negotiation prices at an Udon Thani massage parlour? I see a few in Soi Sleaze that seem to be in for everything basically. Official price for oil is about 340 without extras.

[HotShaneHot]

She does not work bar but she go with many men. My friend did her, sex good but he did say she fatter Thena she looks.

Where did he go see her.

What town?

[Pro Fesseur]

If you go to Soi TOT, avoid the small alley with 2 rooms about 30 feet in from the street, I just had a bad deal there.

Picked a new girl at 600 bt and she did'nt want to take off her towel or fuck, the bastard that runs the place refused to refund me the money, he offered 300 as a refund.

I took the refund and left as it could got ugly.

The place is opposite of the house with all the fancy motorbikes behind the bars.

Actually, you have been cheated twice, as the price for a session with a "new" girl in this area is 500 baht, not 600 (and only 400 baht for regular ones in all establishments but one where it is 500 baht, because the rooms are slightly better there with individual shower and airconditioning: it's the first on the left when coming from Wattana Nuwong road).

As stated earlier in this thread, the "new" girls are not recommended for several reasons, one of them being that almost 100% of those girls are very poor performers and many are afraid of non-Asian customers (it's not so prevalent with more experienced providers). Avoid them and, as a general rule, don't select a girl who does not interact a bit positively with you when you smile to her and show your interest!

In any case, you must remain quiet and polite. A full refund is usually possible in a situation like yours, but don't lose time and leave the room as soon as possible when the girl is obviously demonstrating that she doesn't want to have sex with you. Then, explain calmly the situation to the pimp / papasan / mamasan (if you can't speak at least some basic Thai, it might be tricky though). If you don't get a full refund, don't make any drama: it's not worth it, considering how cheap these places are... especially if you have done your "homework" beforehand and have paid the standard price, not an inflated one!

By the way, in my experience, it's often the male young (late 20 / early 30 year old) pimps who are the less accommodating people in these brothels and those who are more likely to play the "new girl" trick. If you are not familiar with this kind of venues, I would recommend that at the beginning, you preferably patronize brothels where you are welcome by a middle-age (40 or older) papasan / mamasan. They are often easier to deal with, provided that you behave yourself properly.

[HotShaneHot]

If you go to Soi TOT, avoid the small alley with 2 rooms about 30 feet in from the street, I just had a bad deal there.

Picked a new girl at 600 bt and she did'nt want to take off her towel or fuck, the bastard that runs the place refused to refund me the money, he offered 300 as a refund.

I took the refund and left as it could got ugly.

The place is opposite of the house with all the fancy motorbikes behind the bars.

You would have pass two homes on the right same side that are 400 Bart and I have never that that before last time I had a good time.

[HotShaneHot]

Where did you find this girl?

From the internet date site.

[Zidane1]

If you go to Soi TOT, avoid the small alley with 2 rooms about 30 feet in from the street, I just had a bad deal there.

Picked a new girl at 600 bt and she did'nt want to take off her towel or fuck, the bastard that runs the place refused to refund me the money, he offered 300 as a refund.

I took the refund and left as it could got ugly.

The place is opposite of the house with all the fancy motorbikes behind the bars.

[Pro Fesseur]

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i checked all the lady sois, and i found s2 is probably on the last breath, there is only one regular house left cost 700, and one upper class house on the side street cost 800-1200, the number of ladies is dwindling, and quality mostly short and plump, mixed with a few more slender ones with unattractive appearances.

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i've been there recently (less than two weeks ago). the first house on the right when entering s2 (metallic sliding door) actually charges 500 (or 600 if you request a room with airconditioning) baht, not 700. they might ask you for more money, but it's not the regular price, even for westerners.

i haven't visited the "upper class house" recently, but last time i did (a few months ago), it was only 700 baht for a session with the girl i was interrested in there. of course, they might charge a bit more now, but i suspect that they quoted you inflated prices, not the regular ones.

agreed, s2 is far than being as vibrant as it used to be just a few years ago (no action earlier in the day, and not much -- comparatively -- on offer even at 9 or 10 pm).

in soi fai deng, you don't have to pay more than 400 baht in all establishments but one (the first one on the left when you enter this small street, again, that's if you want a room with airconditioning), or at some places, when the girl is (allegedly) "new" (that means working there for less than a few weeks), but i don't condone this practice for several reasons (said girl might be **** and/or is very likely a poor performer, etc.).

[RCA Knight]

I went through this nostalgic town on my way to northern Laos. I stayed 2 nights here to check out all the transformations. This city is definitely under massive change, all the condo projects popping up and new hotels all over town.

I checked all the lady sois, and I found S2 is probably on the last breath, there is only one regular house left cost 700, and one upper class house on the side street cost 800-1200, the number of ladies is dwindling, and quality mostly short and plump, mixed with a few more slender ones with unattractive appearances.

All other houses have closed down, and probably will never open again.

Fai Deng has more houses open, but still the level is mostly short / short plump/
to quite fat, I looked at every house and did not see any that can call a cutie, I saw 2 slender ones in different houses but I remember these 2 from last trip which was several years back, so the mileage is quite atrocious, consider 10 pops a day, more on weekends, that is thousands of rounds already.

I did take one in the first left in a air con room. 500 bahts, dirty towel, asked for a new one, girl asked me 20 bahts, lady as usual open leg and go, boom boom bang let's go, I never finish in these type of shack. One thing to be careful is watch out for obvious genital warts, many years back I have seen many girls with ridiculous size warts in these houses.

A few pimps were really rude, one mamasan was waving me away. Some were okay, one was trying to hard sell me so called almost virgin girl for 1500, I think all these are scams.

I had a few rounds of deliveries by tuk tuk drivers. He brought to my room 2-3 at a time, and I decided to pick one, ST 1200, bargained sown to 1000, this one is definitely a experienced pro, offer me BBBJ for extra 500, bargained down to 300. Quite hairy down there which is bad for my taste, but BJ was quite good.

I think these lady houses would eventually close down, nice girls do not need to work 10 customers a day at 200 bahts profit a head, I heard from papasans many girls left for other Thai cities because they can stay 30 days on Asean agreement, or they stay in Vientiane work for higher money, at least 1000 per pop there. So who will remain in these sois eventually, the unsellable.

I heard there are still lots of Thai freelancers in High Tech or Yellow Bird, did not check, did not feel like to go through loud music, and hunt, and talk, and drink, and bargain, the hideous process.

[Amjeck]

Hots loves Isaan.

Where did you find this girl?

[Pro Fesseur]

I try to found brothels in Udon, I read there were in Adulyadej Soi 2 and 7 but I see nothing. There were hiden? Or change place? You speak about "soi sleaze" I can t find it around night and day (I try a google search but no result) someone can explain me where are brothels?

Thanks

There are several "red light" areas in Udon Thani. Adulyadej Soi 2 and Soi 7 are still active, but usually not much before 7 pm. You should visit those small streets around 9 or 10 pm for better results.

The other main area is called "Soi Fai Deng". It's a small street perpendicular to Wattana Nuwong road, located opposite to a rather large TOT office, not far from a school. Several brothels (not all of them though) are open much earlier there (as early as 8 or 9 am, for instance).

[CoolZero]

I have been here a few times now. There are about 5 houses along a 100 metre stretch of road. The rate is 400 for 30 mins and 800 for an hour. The girls are all quite young and seemingly inexperienced; late teens, early 20's. One or two are jailbait for sure (didn't ask, didn't want to know). Some, not all will give BBJ for a promise of 500 tip (that is a standard demand). Most are happy to be of service (although lacking in skill). One mamasan quite blatently told me (as I looked in the door at all the girls)"no have girl". More experience is required and Soi Sleaze around Day 'and Night is probably the best bet.

I try to found brothels in Udon, I read there were in Adulyadej Soi 2 and 7 but I see nothing. There were hiden? Or change place? You speak about "soi sleaze" I can t find it around night and day (I try a google search but no result) someone can explain me where are brothels?

Thanks

[Pro Fesseur]

I speak a little Thai (get by) and can chat a little with the girls. But I often encounter misunderstandings. At first I refered to BJ as kissing "Juub" (nudge nudge wink wink (pat on groin) , the girls all said "ah! Mouth to mouth. Ok". Needed to get that one sorted. Now I know a BJ is referred to as "smoking". I found the Thai word for smoking and armed with this knowledge proceeded to confuse everybody. They thought I wanted to smoke inside. I was in fact just overconfusing the matter, as a BJ is referred to with the English word "smoking" (smoooging). This I now know. Keep it simple.

Actually, you can say "Om dai may?" in order to ask the girl if she is willing to perform a BJ. But Thai being a tonal language, you might not be understood if you don't pronounce it right.