London

[Jojosun]

I have to say I am slightly disappointed by London's adult entertainment industry. Massage parlours tend to me quite hard to find and not particularly nice. Stripclubs rarely have "backrooms". And Brothels are illegal.

If you've been disappointed by the above including" Brothels are Illegal " just read on further activities which are also illegal including.

1 "It is an offense to be intoxicated (drunk) and in charge of a cow in Scotland."

And not just cows "The law is part of the (alcohol) Licensing Act of 1872 and actually also includes horses and steam engines. It allegedly carries a penalty fine of up to 1,200 GBP excluding the costs of looking after the cow, horse, etc.".

http://www.britainexplorer.com/curio...tish-laws.html

Now you know why many Scots wants to break away from the UK in next September's referendum.

[DfTemp]

I have to say I am slightly disappointed by London's adult entertainment industry. Massage parlours tend to me quite hard to find and not particularly nice. Stripclubs rarely have "backrooms". And Brothels are illegal.

I am looking for top of the line services of any variety, where I can find English ladies with that cut glass accent that is so appealing. Hearing that accent talk dirty is something I want to try. Have been looking for a while but to no avail. Anything from the ex-public-school 20 something to the 50 year old divorcee.

Any ideas really appreciated.

[Sebastiane]

The latest girl from this agency I tried was a dark haired Romanian called Alex. I paid 150 for one hour and she was an excellent choice. Great body with *perfect* breasts (natural of course). Slightly older I think than her profile states but a very friendly girl who gives a genuine GFE. I came twice in the allotted time once after a long session of fucking in various positions, her reverse cowgirl was awesome! As well as 69, kissing, some LFK, DATY, rimming. Then we gave each other massages and then for round 2! I finally came for the second time after a v long hand job /69 session! A great open minded girl. Fun!

Face / Body / Performance 7/10/9. Repeat? Yes! Best 150 spent in ages!

Have any of you guys tried an agency in London called Japanese Flowers? It is full of gorgeous Oriental girls.

I'd like feedback.

Though nothing on this Earth IMHO can compare with FKKs for this hobby, the sheer variety on offer in London is awesome.

Diva Escorts is a great agency, never let me down, girls look almost exactly like their photos and give great performance.

[Cxnxtx]

I'm visiting London and have been scanning the escort websites. There are a few that have been recommended on this forum but I haven't seen anything about Babes of London ( www.babesoflondon.com). They seem to have a great selection of girls on their books (mostly Eastern European which is fine by me) for incalls at their flats. Many of the escorts have short reviews attached to their profiles and the reviews seem fairly genuine (there are some bad reviews as well as just good). Has anyone used Babes of London to book a rendezvous? Were there any issues?

Thanks in advance and I'll post my experiences on this forum.

[Dreams]

i tried this one recently. this is a fly-by-night operator working out of a spa with a different name and get up. you will be asked to mention at the counter that you have made a booking on internet for the polish lady, the receptionist had a skeptical look when i said it. anyway, i was ushered into the room and natalia (who i had booked) welcomed me. very pleasant lady, but i did not go through with the session because i had asked for 60mins slot and it turned out that there was a confusion and they only had 30mins for me! i got annoyed and walked off! this is not a straight forward operation.

i have been back twice since my last visit and never has any such problems.

it is a straight forward place where the poles rent the rooms wthin the chinese mps.

i never had to book on internet or else before. just turned up, and said i wanted a massage by the polish "therapist". paid my fee and got a the service as described. agreed, the chinese receptionist was not the most welcoming, but neither was she unpleasant.

last time i went with a stunning tall blonde girl with absolutely marvellous breasts. she would be a top star in any top fkks, 9.5 in my book. forgot her name, but she is the one there on tuesdays and who is not natalia.

she wil let you play with her breasts, but overall the session was "professionnal" that is to say lacking sensuality. and the massage ordinary. but the breast, woooh.

[Geo Rge]

I tried this one recently. This is a fly-by-night operator working out of a spa with a different name and get up. You will be asked to mention at the counter that you have made a booking on internet for the Polish lady, the receptionist had a skeptical look when I said it. Anyway, I was ushered into the room and Natalia (who I had booked) welcomed me. Very pleasant lady, but I did not go through with the session because I had asked for 60mins slot and it turned out that there was a confusion and they only had 30mins for me! I got annoyed and walked off! This is not a straight forward operation.

I also tried them on my last visit to London. On the plus side, the massage was very good, and sensual rather than perfunctory. I only paid 60 (b2b+HJ) but did get gently hustled for a 'tip' afterwards (no problem when I declined). The location is within easy reach of Baker St tube. As with the above report, there was the suggestion that 'more was available' but personally I am unimpressed by these half-mumbled offers with payment 'at discretion. ' I would rather the service provider was upfront.

For those bored with the ussual Chinese MPs, where skinny, more or less fully clothed girls give you lame massges and then ask 20-30 quids extra for a mechanical handjob. I found:

www.londonroyalmassage.com

Where the girls are all Polish.

Basically, it is an all included (fully nude Masasge, B2B, HJ,) by attractive Polish girls. Cost on the slightly high scale. 70 for 30 min and 90 for one hour.

They have a website with rota, pictures, which are accurate.

I went today to their shop near Baker Street, took an hour with Natalia, petite, slim, nice small tits, firm little bum, pretty face, all time smiling, and a very good masseuse. On top of that, the HJ was within the top 10 % of the 1000+ I have had in my punter life.

IMHO, worth the cost, compared to the ordinary Chinese MPs. I have the feeling that you can get more if you so wish, but I was not interested. In any case, getting a BBJ, or even FS, would escalate the cost and for those services, probably better going elsewhere. But for a full hour of a very good, professionnal B2B massage, by an attractive fully nude girl, and HJ, this address seems good to me.

[Dreams]

Is there a forum with reviews for the London area?

There are a few, but I am not sure ISG's rules allow for mentionning competing forum in English language.

A few google clicks should lead you there, though.

[DocHollywo]

Is there a forum with reviews for the London area?

[Moury]

I am new here and will stay for a short time, can anyone recommend me where I can find nuru massage with reasonable prices.

Thanks

[TouringT]

I went off the suggestion of Leaky Pipes and had a look at Invasian Escorts in London. They have a helpful website with a lot of options organized by location, type of service and natural versus augmented breasts among other things. The reviews on the site were also very realistic. There were guys who had complaints about aspects of their experiences and their reviews were left up which gave me a bit more confidence in the integrity of the information being shared. I decided to give it a shot. There's a lot of beautiful girls on there and for 150 pounds for an hour it seemed reasonable enough for London. I'm from out of town and was just visiting. First I chose to go with Holly. The booking process was really easy. You call in and ask for the girl your interested in and the time you'd like to meet with her as well as the duration of the visit. They sent me a confirmation message almost immediately with clear directions on how to reach her. She was really lovely. A pretty girl with a nice slim body and cute natural breasts. They weren't huge or anything but they were a handful which is all I really need. She was really pleasant and spoke English reasonably well. She gave a great BBBJ that ended with CIM for the first round along with some more creative foreplay involving stroking my member with a variety of her body parts to keep him excited. Then she gave me a nice massage and knew what she was doing. Once I was recovered we moved onto round two with her riding me followed by me taking her from behind.

A few days later I decided to book with Zizzi. She had a lot of really great reviews and seemed like a very enthusiastic provider. The reviews were 100% on point. From the minuted I arrived at her flat she was enthusiastic and adorable. She was this cute petite thai girl with a tight body and awesome little round ass. She slowly undressed me piece by piece. She sat on my lap and bent over giving me an amazing view of her ass as she untied my shoes and took off my socks. Then when I was naked she held me by decidedly excited cock and led me to a bath where she sat me down before sitting on top of me and started bathing me. Then after rubbing my cock between her ass cheeks proceeded to give me a great BBBJ until I finished in her mouth and she left my juices to just fall out of her mouth. It was nuts. I had quite a lot of semen to share with her and she took in every last drop before letting it out.

Afterwards she took me back to her bed for a nice massage until I recovered. Then she slid on a condom and got on top of me asking which hole I'd rather be in (A-Levels appear to be an option for members who are interested). After she rode me for a bit I flipped her over and held up her tight ass and rode her until I finished. Then she dressed me back up piece by piece just as we started before some warm DFK kisses goodbye. She was an amazing GFE. I recomend both of these girls and honestly this agency seems to really have its stuff together and is worth checking out. Thanks again to Leaky Pipes for the recommendation. It helped make London a bit warmer to visit.

[Jaramas]

Hi,

I am looking for good indies, MILFs who can carry themselves well, to come to a 5 star hotel and know English well!

Thanks

Hello,

Thanks for extending some sort of help for a fello monger. I will definitely try by checking the site. I would still be interested to meet up with some milfs who are locals and not expats. What kind of contacts would you be seeking within Mumbai.

Cheers

[Jojosun]

Thanks for responding. But to be honest and frank your response was not helpful. As far as being a foodie, yeah I am a foodie too but I am willing to try British cuisine rather than from any other parts of the world here in London. I have travelled to enough parts of the world to know what to expect in which part of the world. If possible you can tell me about places where I can get some really great seafood streets / restaurants anything goes with me.

I appreciate your help though.

Hi dude,

Here you go //www.google.co.uk/#q=best+seafood+restaurants+in+london.

LOL. If you get to try any of the top seafood restaurants in London as per above recommendations, don't forget to order " A Fish called Wanda".

[Starved Dude]

Hi,

In general London Escort Agencies are good! Typically it is for 2 shots! Some of the best ones include Diamond Kittykat.

Check the site.

www.turnonlondon.com

For all the istings by area, type, cost and services!

Can you give me some good reliable indie contacts in Mumbai.

Cheers

Hello,

Thanks for extending some sort of help for a fello monger. I will definitely try by checking the site. I would still be interested to meet up with some milfs who are locals and not expats. What kind of contacts would you be seeking within Mumbai.

Cheers

[Starved Dude]

Hello Dude,

Don't ever believe what you hear and read here going back few pages as London is really a desert for mongering purposes. You concentrate on your work and save your Dosh for the places you mentioned.

That said, London is great for foodies especially for Curry Lovers, Mild, Medium, or Hot& Hottest.

Cheers

Thanks for responding. But to be honest and frank your response was not helpful. As far as being a foodie, yeah I am a foodie too but I am willing to try British cuisine rather than from any other parts of the world here in London. I have travelled to enough parts of the world to know what to expect in which part of the world. If possible you can tell me about places where I can get some really great seafood streets / restaurants anything goes with me.

I appreciate your help though.

[Jaramas]

Hi,

In general London Escort Agencies are good! Typically it is for 2 shots! Some of the best ones include Diamond Kittykat.

Check the site www.turnonlondon.com For all the istings by area, type, cost and services!

Can you give me some good reliable indie contacts in Mumbai.

Cheers

Hello everyone,

I am totally new to the scene in London and would really appreciate any pointers towards affordable and good quality that could really help me concentrate on my work (LOL). I have also heard a lot about the bar scenes and seems like worth giving a try. What do you guys say? Other options like escort agencies / pvt milfs / non-pros / semi pros / massage parlours providing happy endings and multiple other possibilties.

Request you all to help out a fellow monger and I can reciprocate if needed for areas in Mumbai, Delhi and Doha Qatar (this one's difficult).

Thanks in advance,

SD