Sauna Reviews

[BionicMan]

I found this information about it:

And I attached a picture of the entrance that I have found.

Seems more a brothel than a sauna.

[Sympalogy]

What is houva? Not one that is heavily advertised I guess

I found this information about it:

"HouVa is another great place which is very close to Royal Hotel. I know it may be hard, but go to any major hotel and get in taxi queue and have doorman tell taxi driver to take you to Royal (This way, the doorman may be able to act as your interpreter, but most taxis will understand). When you get off at Royal, wait until taxi departs and walk directly across the park that is front of hotel. On the street after the park will be a small boulevard. Look for sign that says "electro massagem hou va". Make sure you tell mamas an, no taxi. She'll actually open door to see if cab is waiting outside.

Don't go directly to HouVa via taxi or your rate will go up 30. HouVa provides a line-up an it's 90% viet. You can go as cheap as 400 for 45 mins FS to 700 for 90 mins (unlimited shots). The general feel is GFE and PSE in many cases. You should be able to find something to satisfy you. They open at 3:00PM but best time is after 5:00PM. This place is very close to Sanado Square."

You can find it on this map:

https://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=U...ea2&dg=feature

And I attached a picture of the entrance that I have found.

[StinkyFeet]

Best bang for the buck is Houva hands down. 2 pops 80-90 mins for 710 onsite. Hotel take out is 780 for 2 hrs. And I have been to them all. LOL.

PC out

What is houva? Not one that is heavily advertised I guess

[Pcpc1688]

Best bang for the buck is darling 2 with the C-grade Viet and thai girls. Not my cup of tea but its a good deal with two girl package.

For overall best sauna I've heard recently from my ero-mentor is sauna 18. But you should also check out darling 1 for the expansive fish bowl. If you want a good showtime though, east spa or east spa castle would be a good choice.

Best bang for the buck is Houva hands down. 2 pops 80-90 mins for 710 onsite. Hotel take out is 780 for 2 hrs. And I have been to them all. LOL.

PC out

[Sympalogy]

Here is a video that a Japanese tourist sneakily took in a Macau sauna.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSQRd78mf0M

Any idea which Sauna that one is?

Most of the text is in Japanese, and the translation gives no indication other than this being a sauna in Macau.

BTW, a good video of an 18 Sauna lineup is filmed here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JNqAiYUmdU

[Tiger 888]

.For cheap massages, you might try Zhuhai China, which is right next door to Macau.

If you don't have a multiple entry visa for China this can get pricey depending on your citizenship. There are tons of cheap low end massage places in Macau too.

[Makeupaname]

In your pretrip questions you already knew the thigh massages were "no cum", and you mentioned already you knew the services were pricey. Not sure why you expected something different at 6AM, or why you expected a good selection at 6AM. You read the forum, but ignored whats been posted.

For cheap massages, you might try Zhuhai China, which is right next door to Macau.

[Tiger 888]

...Granted I went at the wrong time but still a complete waste of money.

Go to Taipa ferry terminal after 3 am and try to get a ferry. You will have a similarly disappointing experience at a much cheaper price.

[Daiwan]

I ended up going to Golden Sauna at like 6am on Saturday. What a terrible mistake LOL.

I walked in and the guy tells me there are no more lockers, WTF? So I sit there and wait for like 10mins and as I was about to leave, the guy comes out and tells me a locker just opened up.

I get changed in front of those guy attendants (pretty gay). I shower then head to the changing area. This old lady helps me get changed into the shorts and robe. She drys my crotch area with some tissues but absolutely no action of any kind, was really disappointed. Then asks me for a tip.

I walk into the main lounge area. Every chair was filled with sleeping dudes. There were 2 ugly girls sitting at the service counter. One of them starts soliciting me saying she's about to get off work and that she's only 1, 300hkd. I politely decline. Then the 2 girls leave a few minutes later. I had read about the thigh massage girls walking around, but I saw none. And there wasn't much food either. I was very disappointed, wasn't how I imagined the place to be.

I asked the service guy about getting a thigh massage. This guy was quite nice and helpful, his English was really good too. He calls out this lady, and as soon as I see her, I'm like fml. Some older Viet lady, not attractive at all. We go into the room to do the massage. And it's not even like a real handjob, just like slow rubbing and touching and so of course they don't finish you off. She tells me about the "8 dollar" massage. The sauna fee is 400hkd, but you can get a legit 45min massage by just adding 8hkd.

So after the thigh massage, I go to talk to the guy, it's a different guy now. I inquiry about the 8 dollar massage and this guy was just very rude and impatient. Eventually I found out that it's 68hkd, not 8hkd. So I order it, I get this fat Thai chick. She gives me a pretty nice massage. Then after, she let's me stay and sleep in the massage room, that was pretty nice I guess. I was tired but couldn't really sleep so I only napped for like an hour in there.

At this point, I'm just really disappointed and contemplating what to do. I had already spent about 608hkd (sauna fee+massage+thigh massage) , do I just cut my losses and leave or do I try to somehow salvage this situation. I had read about the girls helping you to shower and I saw "body scrub" on the menu so I just about these but the guy told me none of those services were available right now, sigh. I thought about ordering the 800hkd girl package (the cheapest full sex girl you can get, Chinese girl. Just to get a HJ / BJ and no sex. But then I thought, if the 1,300hkd girl was that ugly, then imagine what a 800hkd girl looks like. So I decided against that idea.

At this point, I'm about to cut my losses and leave. But I see 2 thigh massage girls and one of them was pretty cute so I figure I give it one last try. Order the thigh massage and we go to the room again. Again, it's pretty much just slow rubbing and touching. I ask her to go faster and she tells me they aren't allowed to do that, it's company policy. So I guess at Golden Sauna, you aren't allowed to cum during the thigh massages. It wasn't enjoyable at all.

At this point, I'm very disappointed and was just like fuck this I'm out of here.

Total bill was like 748hkd. (sauna fee + 2 thigh massages + legit massage). Granted I went at the wrong time but still a complete waste of money.

[Dimi09]

Your intel is accurate. I like 18 for the thigh massage action. You get enough of them and they will take you to a back room and finish you off. Try the facial thigh massage combo. The facial lady got involved with my cock during the session. A mirror was also nice to watch them work it. A cock ring and viagra combo had it rock hard. They loved doing their job. Most thigh massages are in the public area which I like. The other gals come around for other stuff and I always let them take a peak to get their reaction.

At Rio, yes the side rooms they will allow you to blow. I also did the facial thigh combo and again total mind overload. The Turkish bath she allowed me to come. And the korean bath girls love to try to make you come. I love those too. Especially when they clean every

Sanado is too pricey. I loved the pool with the colored balls but won't be going back.

FN has good thigh massages. They will let you finish too. 18 and FN are the least expensive for that action.

This was October last year and was in the main lounge with the TV's. Maybe the info is out of date but I can 100% confirm that I was encouraged to finish by a Viet massage girl.

[VagigiLover]

In the Rio Spa, I was actively encouraged to go the whole way during my thigh massage. She talked to me about other clients who availed of this massage and it seemed standard for her to finish them off. The girl who helped me shower also offered the same service but was much more hush hush about it.

Your intel is accurate. I like 18 for the thigh massage action. You get enough of them and they will take you to a back room and finish you off. Try the facial thigh massage combo. The facial lady got involved with my cock during the session. A mirror was also nice to watch them work it. A cock ring and viagra combo had it rock hard. They loved doing their job. Most thigh massages are in the public area which I like. The other gals come around for other stuff and I always let them take a peak to get their reaction.

At Rio, yes the side rooms they will allow you to blow. I also did the facial thigh combo and again total mind overload. The Turkish bath she allowed me to come. And the korean bath girls love to try to make you come. I love those too. Especially when they clean every

Sanado is too pricey. I loved the pool with the colored balls but won't be going back.

FN has good thigh massages. They will let you finish too. 18 and FN are the least expensive for that action.

[RockStopper03]

I popped by Darling 1 massage Tuesday night around 7pm at the their new location at the Masters hotel. Fairly decent selection of 30 Thai / Chinese / Viet girls but unfortunately the manager told me the pricing is now 1600 for a shortened 75 minutes. It used to be 90 minutes and a fair bit cheaper.

I voted with my feet and walked out without making an selection. Meh, for that price I'll hit up the Saunas instead or even an Lisboa racetrack girl.

[Dimi09]

Hi all,

I'm going to Macau in a couple of days and have been reading up on all the main saunas, read the first 10 pages so far.

I have a question, what are the options for me if I don't want FS? I just want a massage and / or a HJ. Is that possible at these saunas?

I read about the "thigh" massages in the lounges and how you're not allowed to cum. But what if you just cum during one of these thigh massages?

Someone did a long writeup of Sanado several pages back, this post mentioned that you could cum if you get 2 "thigh" massages at 400 a piece, seems pretty pricey.

It also mentioned 600 for a "shanghai" massage. What exactly does that consist of? Does it end with a HJ?

I also read on a different site that FN and Golden Sauna let you get thigh massages in private rooms. Does that mean you're allowed to cum? And how much do these cost?

In the Rio Spa, I was actively encouraged to go the whole way during my thigh massage. She talked to me about other clients who availed of this massage and it seemed standard for her to finish them off. The girl who helped me shower also offered the same service but was much more hush hush about it.

[Daiwan]

Hi all,

I'm going to Macau in a couple of days and have been reading up on all the main saunas, read the first 10 pages so far.

I have a question, what are the options for me if I don't want FS? I just want a massage and / or a HJ. Is that possible at these saunas?

I read about the "thigh" massages in the lounges and how you're not allowed to cum. But what if you just cum during one of these thigh massages?

Someone did a long writeup of Sanado several pages back, this post mentioned that you could cum if you get 2 "thigh" massages at 400 a piece, seems pretty pricey.

It also mentioned 600 for a "shanghai" massage. What exactly does that consist of? Does it end with a HJ?

I also read on a different site that FN and Golden Sauna let you get thigh massages in private rooms. Does that mean you're allowed to cum? And how much do these cost?

[Scuffer]

Best bang for the buck is darling 2 with the C-grade Viet and thai girls. Not my cup of tea but its a good deal with two girl package.

For overall best sauna I've heard recently from my ero-mentor is sauna 18. But you should also check out darling 1 for the expansive fish bowl. If you want a good showtime though, east spa or east spa castle would be a good choice.

Thanks mate, I think I'll try east or 18.