General Reports

[HorseTrader]

On Tuesday evening I was enjoying my taco from the best cart that I have found (south east corner of Calle Coahuila and Ninos Heros). Suddenly, mars lights and sirens were going off in the westbound lane of Coahuila in front of Tropical Bar. The police (in a car) were chasing a man on a bicycle and literally ran him down. I'm talking hitting the bicycle with the car to stop him. The man got up, ran 15 feet south, then 30 feet north until he was gang tackled by the police in the east bound lane of Coahuila, about 15 feet away from me. If this was the NFL, there would have been yellow laundry on the turf for unnecessary roughness.

I have to hand it to the police, within about 30 seconds there were about 4 police cars right there. They got the guy and carted him off about 3 or 4 minutes after the initial siren.

If this were an American incident, the bicyclist may have gotten away because the police would not likely run over a bicyclist. The bicyclist would have zig-zagged down so many alleys and sidewalks that the police could have never kept up with the maneuverabily of a bicycle in a city.

On a side note of the police, a few days ago I happened to sit next to 2 Tijuana police for lunch. We chatted quite a bit and it was clear these two were very professional and physically fit. They were nothing like the sloppy monkeys with huge beer guts that waddle down the sidewalk, ride in the back of pickups, and pester us.

[TomJackin]

So, as the saying goes, all things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia. What a waste of an otherwise good weekend in Tijuana, and a waste of money, to boot. However, we both learned what questions to ask any future partners. Ugh. Live and learn.

Yeah, but you lived to tell about it!

Great report dude!

As least you got off?

[HorseTrader]

Sorry you had a "disappointing time! But it was a GREAT report. I had a great time reading it. Yes things just don't work out sometimes! But you have to agree it was a different experience! Not everything is like a porn movie.

I laughed out loud at this story. Sorry, but I think I enjoyed the event more than Phord. I'll be posting a weird event in the Hong Kong section later tonight; I'm not sure that I enjoyed mine either.

[GolfSexRroll]

i've been to busy too post this. here goes. sorry if it's long winded. i'll try to keep it short.

the weekend before last rocky and i lined up a bisexual blind date. the object was to hang out for a while, have a few beers and then have a 3-way. just like the movies, right? well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

we got to the room finally, iced the beer, got some snacks from room service and waited. she (i'll call her maria, not her real name) showed up a bit early. probably a 5.5, but thinner than her pictures let me to believe, so that was a plus.

we introduced ourselves, then got comfortable, opened the beers and started to get to know one another. and this is where things began to go sideways. rocky and maria got along pretty well for perfect strangers. they talked, i tried to keep up with my wretched spanish and contribute what i could. there was something niggling at the back of my mind, but i couldn't put a finger on it and ignored it. during conversation maria admitted to being bi, but about 70-30, female / male. to make a long story short, these two be*tches talked for over 4 fucking hours straight!! everybody was getting tipsy and i was quickly losing interest, but being the good sport that i am, i kept a stiff upper lip. we actually ran out of beer and i had to go on a cerveza run for a couple more 6-packs.

half-way through the second batch of beers they suggested a lame-ass game of truth or dare. ok, why not? after a few rounds everybody was more or less nekkid. rocky dared maria to kiss her and then, holy shit. it was like the flag dropped at the indy 500. i witnessed the closest thing to lesbian [CodeWord123] that i care to see. maria jumped onto rocky, who was on her back, straddled her thigh, glued herself to rocky and started humping like mad. all the while she was kissing rocky, playing with her tits and grunting and groaning. all you could hear was slurping, smacking and grunting. poor rocky didn't know what hit her. after a few minutes of this i tried to intervene, but maria was having none of it. so, i sat back and watched for a while. i'd never seen anything quite like it. maria was pounding away like she hadn't had sex in 5 years. there was nothing romantic, sexy, or particularly interesting about it.

after about 10 minutes of this maria slid down and started eating rocky's pussy. i watched for a bit, then decided to get involved. i walked behind and started to take maria doggy. about half-way in she jumped back on top of rocky. at this point i was going to call it off and throw her ass out. but when i'm drunk i tend to want to make snap decisions that i regret later. so, i often force myself to shut up. in this case, i regret staying quiet.

after quite a while, maria had cum enough. i know rocky was enjoying it to some degree, but i also know something about eating pussy and about rocky, and i could tell it wasn't as good as it should have been. so, those two took a breather and were discussing going out to a club. i thought it would be ok, but first i wanted some action. so, i dragged maria onto the bed and started to go down on her. ahh, now this is more like it. rocky straddled m's belly and started kissing her and playing with m's ample tits. after a while i had rocky switch with me because i wanted to watch her go down on m. she did with gusto. i started to kiss m and play with her tits and then the penny finally dropped through the tecate fog. maria wasn't 70-30, at the very best she was 98-2. she tolerated having a man around but was only interested in girls. i could tell just by the kiss. it wasn't that she didn't like me, she just didn't like men. wonderful.

when rocky came up for air maria flipped her over and began the whole humping process again. so, i laid back and observed for a while. finally m shifted down and started munching rocky's pussy again. rocky motioned for me to go fuck maria. so, i mounted her from behind and pumped away for a while. i finally pulled out and blew my load all over her ass. then i lay down to catch my breath as maria hopped back on top of rocky and pounded away for another 5 or 10 minutes. they finally stopped and everybody collapsed in a heap. we all fell asleep for a while. i woke up and looked at my watch and asked rocky if she still wanted to go out. she asked the time. it was about 2:30, so she said no let's sleep.

and that began the final phase of this misbegotten adventure. i took my place between them in bed and got another wonderful surprise. both of these be*tches snored like lumberjacks. shit! i didn't sleep much at all. between the shitty hvac system at this hotel and the fact that every time i'd nod off a huge zzzxxxzzzzxx would come from one side or the other, i was a basket case the next day.

we all got up in the morning, showered and dressed. then we went down to breakfast and i gave maria the agreed-upon stipend and she left. after she left i turned to rocky and asked what she thought. she remarked that "she doesn't like men." then she mentioned that the calls maria had received the previous night weren't from her kids, but from her girlfriend. in other words, she was basically a lipstick lesbian. at that point i took rocky back upstairs and, for the next 30 minutes, showed her how pussy should be eaten. then we had some very satisfying sex and took a short nap.

so, as the saying goes, all things considered, i'd rather be in philadelphia. what a waste of an otherwise good weekend in tijuana, and a waste of money, to boot. however, we both learned what questions to ask any future partners. ugh. live and learn.

sorry you had a "disappointing time! but it was a great report. i had a great time reading it. yes things just don't work out sometimes! but you have to agree it was a different experience! not everything is like a porn movie.

[Phordphan]

i've been to busy too post this. here goes. sorry if it's long winded. i'll try to keep it short.

the weekend before last rocky and i lined up a bisexual blind date. the object was to hang out for a while, have a few beers and then have a 3-way. just like the movies, right? well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

we got to the room finally, iced the beer, got some snacks from room service and waited. she (i'll call her maria, not her real name) showed up a bit early. probably a 5.5, but thinner than her pictures let me to believe, so that was a plus.

we introduced ourselves, then got comfortable, opened the beers and started to get to know one another. and this is where things began to go sideways. rocky and maria got along pretty well for perfect strangers. they talked, i tried to keep up with my wretched spanish and contribute what i could. there was something niggling at the back of my mind, but i couldn't put a finger on it and ignored it. during conversation maria admitted to being bi, but about 70-30, female / male. to make a long story short, these two be*tches talked for over 4 fucking hours straight!! everybody was getting tipsy and i was quickly losing interest, but being the good sport that i am, i kept a stiff upper lip. we actually ran out of beer and i had to go on a cerveza run for a couple more 6-packs.

half-way through the second batch of beers they suggested a lame-ass game of truth or dare. ok, why not? after a few rounds everybody was more or less nekkid. rocky dared maria to kiss her and then, holy shit. it was like the flag dropped at the indy 500. i witnessed the closest thing to lesbian [CodeWord123] that i care to see. maria jumped onto rocky, who was on her back, straddled her thigh, glued herself to rocky and started humping like mad. all the while she was kissing rocky, playing with her tits and grunting and groaning. all you could hear was slurping, smacking and grunting. poor rocky didn't know what hit her. after a few minutes of this i tried to intervene, but maria was having none of it. so, i sat back and watched for a while. i'd never seen anything quite like it. maria was pounding away like she hadn't had sex in 5 years. there was nothing romantic, sexy, or particularly interesting about it.

after about 10 minutes of this maria slid down and started eating rocky's pussy. i watched for a bit, then decided to get involved. i walked behind and started to take maria doggy. about half-way in she jumped back on top of rocky. at this point i was going to call it off and throw her ass out. but when i'm drunk i tend to want to make snap decisions that i regret later. so, i often force myself to shut up. in this case, i regret staying quiet.

after quite a while, maria had cum enough. i know rocky was enjoying it to some degree, but i also know something about eating pussy and about rocky, and i could tell it wasn't as good as it should have been. so, those two took a breather and were discussing going out to a club. i thought it would be ok, but first i wanted some action. so, i dragged maria onto the bed and started to go down on her. ahh, now this is more like it. rocky straddled m's belly and started kissing her and playing with m's ample tits. after a while i had rocky switch with me because i wanted to watch her go down on m. she did with gusto. i started to kiss m and play with her tits and then the penny finally dropped through the tecate fog. maria wasn't 70-30, at the very best she was 98-2. she tolerated having a man around but was only interested in girls. i could tell just by the kiss. it wasn't that she didn't like me, she just didn't like men. wonderful.

when rocky came up for air maria flipped her over and began the whole humping process again. so, i laid back and observed for a while. finally m shifted down and started munching rocky's pussy again. rocky motioned for me to go fuck maria. so, i mounted her from behind and pumped away for a while. i finally pulled out and blew my load all over her ass. then i lay down to catch my breath as maria hopped back on top of rocky and pounded away for another 5 or 10 minutes. they finally stopped and everybody collapsed in a heap. we all fell asleep for a while. i woke up and looked at my watch and asked rocky if she still wanted to go out. she asked the time. it was about 2:30, so she said no let's sleep.

and that began the final phase of this misbegotten adventure. i took my place between them in bed and got another wonderful surprise. both of these be*tches snored like lumberjacks. shit! i didn't sleep much at all. between the shitty hvac system at this hotel and the fact that every time i'd nod off a huge zzzxxxzzzzxx would come from one side or the other, i was a basket case the next day.

we all got up in the morning, showered and dressed. then we went down to breakfast and i gave maria the agreed-upon stipend and she left. after she left i turned to rocky and asked what she thought. she remarked that "she doesn't like men." then she mentioned that the calls maria had received the previous night weren't from her kids, but from her girlfriend. in other words, she was basically a lipstick lesbian. at that point i took rocky back upstairs and, for the next 30 minutes, showed her how pussy should be eaten. then we had some very satisfying sex and took a short nap.

so, as the saying goes, all things considered, i'd rather be in philadelphia. what a waste of an otherwise good weekend in tijuana, and a waste of money, to boot. however, we both learned what questions to ask any future partners. ugh. live and learn.

[HorseTrader]

Has anybody used WizdomEscorts. Com before? I just happened upon the website and it looks pretty great. $65 / hr or $100/2hrs all GFE multiple pops! Just wondering if anyone has tried it. I plan on giving them a shot when I visit later this summer.

Thanks for pointing out that website, I hadn't noticed it before now. I don't trust what I read anywhere on the Internet, especially escort websites. This one is particularly unbelievable because the pictures don't match the physical decriptions. These women all look pretty normal, but the descriptions of them has their weights all between 96 and 105 pounds, even the ones who's pictures show they have some weight to them. The are also listed as pants sizes between 1 and 3, that is pretty small.

If anybody gives them a try, I'd like to hear what happens. Meanwhile, I'll use the older, trusted escort agencies and whatever I find in Zona Norte.

[SleazySteve]

Has anybody used WizdomEscorts. Com before? I just happened upon the website and it looks pretty great. $65 / hr or $100/2hrs all GFE multiple pops! Just wondering if anyone has tried it. I plan on giving them a shot when I visit later this summer.

[Mr Enternational]

Which spy cam app?

I download torrents with a couple hundred apps at one time so I am not sure what it costs if anything.

[Phordphan]

I did one escort from Craigslist at Ticuan. Ad said her name was Jasmine but she introduced herself as Isabella. Ad claimed 18 but I would bet the farm that she is over 30. Picture could have been her but taken years ago. Still had a nice time for $155 (room was $55 and she was $100). I think we were in the room together for over 2 hours. Somehow she managed to coax 2 pops out of this old man. I don't speak Spanish and she doesn't speak English. Very difficult to arrange a place and time to meet as it all had to be done via email and text with assistance of translator software. Unless I find a better way to coordinate with these girls, she is probably my last Tijuana Craigslist escort. The agencies have people like Mundo who take care of that part.

Two hours, two pops, $100, in the comfort of a nice hotel. If that's not a good reason to learn some Spanish, I can't think of one.

[Batuk]

He said,"Are you bringing anything back?" I responded,"No.Hopefully." He said,"Uh Oh. You'll know for sure after 3 days." I continued on and put my sack pack through the x-ray machine. I walked out and the trolley was waiting. I paid $2.50 into the machine for my ticket and hopped aboard and was back in San Diego at 7:30 with $26 and 177 pesos left.

Mr E. Vintage Stuff. This truly represents Street Side Action in Tijuana!

To the agents question."Are you bringing anything back?". I usually say "emptied" everything back there.

[HorseTrader]

Second was at one of those hole in the wall fried chicken places just east of the arch on the south side of Articulo 123. I had the 28 peso chicken / beans / cabbage / tortilla lunch and also a bottle of water. They charged me 50 pesos for the bottle of water even though the day before it was much less (about 10 pesos, I think).

The ripoff place to avoid is just west of the arch, not to the east. It is on the south side of Articulo 123.

[Cool]

The quality of SG have definitely went down the last 4 years. When I visited last month I only saw 4-5 hot SG in the alley.

A greedy monger can bang them in a weekend. Even BGs quality and attitudes have went down the tubes. I shouldn't have to

Purchase 3 beers before I settle on a chica.

[HorseTrader]

I've been coming to Zona Norte for several years and have spent several days there over the last week. Not much to say that hasn't already been said a thousand times, so I won't go into the boring details.

I think the street girls have gone downhill a bit over the last few years. Too many of them are the same ones at the same spots as my first trip years ago. Some of these girls are looking so bad that I can't imagine them making any money at all. The worst has to be this old hag near the arch on the North side of Articulo 123; she has to have lived through more than 60 hard years. I get the creeps every time I walk by her.

Speaking of Articulo 123, the south side sometimes has some puta with large Adam's apples. It sometimes scares me when they look so good at 100 feet and so scary at 10 feet.

So far on this trip I've gone arriba with 1 street girl (Michelle from the west side of Constitution just north of the alley). I wasted $20 on her, but, more importantly I wasted my precious cum that could have been used in someone much better. I might be done with street girls.

I did one escort from Craigslist at Ticuan. Ad said her name was Jasmine but she introduced herself as Isabella. Ad claimed 18 but I would bet the farm that she is over 30. Picture could have been her but taken years ago. Still had a nice time for $155 (room was $55 and she was $100). I think we were in the room together for over 2 hours. Somehow she managed to coax 2 pops out of this old man. I don't speak Spanish and she doesn't speak English. Very difficult to arrange a place and time to meet as it all had to be done via email and text with assistance of translator software. Unless I find a better way to coordinate with these girls, she is probably my last Tijuana Craigslist escort. The agencies have people like Mundo who take care of that part.

I did one girl from Tropical, said her name was Christina. Well worth my time and money. That was my first experience with Tropical and I will try it again. Not sure why you have to give the doorman a tip when you go arriba, he doesn't even give her a robe. Once in the hotel it bacame obvious that it is owned by the same people that own Cascadas. Even the floor tiles, plumbing fixtures, and pictures on the walls are the same.

First girl at Hong Kong was exceptional. Face was probably a 6 on my 10 point scale and her body was a 9 on anybody's scale. Very sexy and passionate. Said she was 20 and I believe it. First trip arriba was one of the best I've ever had complete with DFK. 69, mish, doggie, and several other positions. It was so good that I had to have her the next day, but her performance the 2nd time was just average (no DFK, no 69 and not nearly as passionate). Probably won't repeat a 3rd time. I don't want to publish her name while I'm still in town, just in case I decided to do her again.

Second girl at HK was a total bust. Sorry, but I forgot her name. Tall, thin, long natural hair. Not a great shape, but her face was so pretty that it didn't matter. Foolishly, I paid first. Never had a problem doing that before in Zona Norte. Performance in the room was so bad that I couldn't finish without taking a break, I guess that is my fault beause she was only about 2 hours after my first girl of the day. During my break I used the toilet. When I came out she was fully dressed and almost ready to walk out the door. I asked her to get back in bed and she didn't understand my English. I took her hand to guide her to the bed but she pushed it away and just left. She was gone less than 20 minutes after coming into the room. She didn't even take 15 seconds to wash the KY off her pussy, which explains the scent that I experienced. The next day she hit on me and totally didn't remember what happened just 22 hours prior. I really wish I remembered her name because I would like to post it.

I had 2 or 3 other HK girls, but, they simply weren't memorable enough to comment. We've all had them before: pretty, sexy body, mechanical in bed. Yawn.

On the food front, Keg responded to my complaint about restaurants ripping me off and I tried one of his places. It is directly north of LC across the street and is a tiny hole in the wall (Vieja Lobo). No name on the building but you will recognize it because it is so small and just has 3 stools in the customer area. Exceptional steak (13 oz) with salad, baked potato and bottle of water for $13. Thanks, Keg.

More comments later.

[BigTwins]

Hey dudes,

I'm heading down on July 4th for the weekend and was wondering if anyone has used spaxtel that I see advertised on this site.

Thanks

[HorseTrader]

Until this week I've only once been knowingly ripped off at a restaurant in Tijuana. It happened 2 times this week.

First was at the taco restaurant on the southeast corner of Calle Coahuila and Ninos Heroes (inside the building). I paid with a 200 peso note and got change for a 100 peso note. I brought it to the attendion of the waiter but he blew me off and went about his other duties. The food is not as good at that place as it was before it was rearranged. I think they have new owners.

Second was at one of those hole in the wall fried chicken places just east of the arch on the south side of Articulo 123. I had the 28 peso chicken / beans / cabbage / tortilla lunch and also a bottle of water. They charged me 50 pesos for the bottle of water even though the day before it was much less (about 10 pesos, I think).

I will not return to either place.