General Reports

[Spinneritas]

If I saw just about any of those SG's working on a corner in So Cal. I would be circling that block for hours trying to make the pick up.

I feel that since discovering and experiencing the Zona for the first time last year and several times since then, it has definitely changed me. Now when I see a sexy Latina wih heels standing on the sidewalk in the US, you know exactly what I'm thinking. Especially if they're talking on a cellphone! The entire experience just changes your whole outlook on women in general. Anyone have similar feelings?

[Baxter Slade]

Guys moan about the selection of girls in the alley, but put almost any of them on a street in LA and they'd stop traffic.

I have had that same thought many times. If I saw just about any of those SG's working on a corner in So Cal. I would be circling that block for hours trying to make the pick up. And yet when I am in Tijuana I will walk right by the line up of chicas and go grab a beer.

[HungryStud101]

Yes, I guess it all depends on your perspective. Although mowing the lawn sounded like a better alternative at the time. Guys moan about the selection of girls in the alley, but put almost any of them on a street in LA and they'd stop traffic.

The best way to arrange one would be to go to Craigslist. There are a few chicas who advertise trios and lesbian shows. Prices seem to be around 1,000 to 1,500 pesos for an hour, or so.

I still can't get over your report. Guys are always complaining that the girls are not interactive enough. Careful what you wish for. The other extreme can be equally bad eh? LOL!

[Phordphan]

Awesome story...very entertaining. To me this does not sound like too bad of a time. I would gladly have switched places with you. You can sit here in middle America and take care of my yard and I will gladly lay between the two snoring chicas in Tijuana.

I once had a date in Argentina with a girl and her lesbian girl friend. The instructions from their pimp was that I couldn't touch the lesbian girlfriend. She was there for the show and I would fuck the other girl. Halfway through our session, it turns out the lesbian GF wanted to suck cock. Ther is nothing like forbidden fruit so I washed my dick and I ended up shooting two loads in her mouth which she swallowed.

What would one expect to pay for an interactive 3-sum in Tijuana and what is the best way to set this up down there?

Yes, I guess it all depends on your perspective. Although mowing the lawn sounded like a better alternative at the time. Guys moan about the selection of girls in the alley, but put almost any of them on a street in LA and they'd stop traffic.

The best way to arrange one would be to go to Craigslist. There are a few chicas who advertise trios and lesbian shows. Prices seem to be around 1,000 to 1,500 pesos for an hour, or so.

[Phordphan]

THis is a good point. I generally use dollars, but sometimes get pesos if there isn't a long line at the SY trolley station cambio. I like using pesos for little things, shopping or eating at a small place. A nicer restaurant outside the zona will accept credit cards and dollars of course, so it can be more convenient to use plastic.

I have used pesos with chicas in Tropical, generally accepted and lower pricing there. THe AB and HK chicas are typically wanting dollars, and like you wrote, many are tech-savy and have their I-phones with them. The I-phones are good & bad, it's great to have a chica agree to email you some of her face pics from her phone right then and there, but also the example of the currency conversion at her fingertips is a downer when you're trying to get a lower price with pesos. While it has been a good technique in the past, increasingly these chicas are getting smarter about their money, with respect to the pesos versus dollars. YMMV.

Now I'm just the opposite. I hold back one or two $20's, for emergency purposes, and change all but small bills into pesos. Then 100% of my purchases are in pesos. When a girl whines about not having dollars, or whips out the calculator, I just tell her that we're in Mexico and we use pesos. If she wants to use dollars, let's go to the US. Usually they get the point. If not, one of the several hundred chicas behind her will. LOL.

[HungryStud101]

I've been to busy too post this. Here goes. Sorry if it's long winded. I'll try to keep it short.

The weekend before last Rocky and I lined up a bisexual blind date. The object was to hang out for a while, have a few beers and then have a 3-way. Just like the movies, right? Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

So, as the saying goes, all things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia. What a waste of an otherwise good weekend in Tijuana, and a waste of money, to boot. However, we both learned what questions to ask any future partners. Ugh. Live and learn.

Awesome story...very entertaining. To me this does not sound like too bad of a time. I would gladly have switched places with you. You can sit here in middle America and take care of my yard and I will gladly lay between the two snoring chicas in Tijuana.

I once had a date in Argentina with a girl and her lesbian girl friend. The instructions from their pimp was that I couldn't touch the lesbian girlfriend. She was there for the show and I would fuck the other girl. Halfway through our session, it turns out the lesbian GF wanted to suck cock. Ther is nothing like forbidden fruit so I washed my dick and I ended up shooting two loads in her mouth which she swallowed.

What would one expect to pay for an interactive 3-sum in Tijuana and what is the best way to set this up down there?

[Keg]

Last week a Hong Kong girl wanted $80 and I offered 800 pesos; she pulls out her smart phone calculator and multiplies 80x13 and says "1040 pesos, no, 1100 pesos." Ultimately we agreed on $70, which converts to 906 pesos.

THis is a good point. I generally use dollars, but sometimes get pesos if there isn't a long line at the SY trolley station cambio. I like using pesos for little things, shopping or eating at a small place. A nicer restaurant outside the zona will accept credit cards and dollars of course, so it can be more convenient to use plastic.

I have used pesos with chicas in Tropical, generally accepted and lower pricing there. THe AB and HK chicas are typically wanting dollars, and like you wrote, many are tech-savy and have their I-phones with them. The I-phones are good & bad, it's great to have a chica agree to email you some of her face pics from her phone right then and there, but also the example of the currency conversion at her fingertips is a downer when you're trying to get a lower price with pesos. While it has been a good technique in the past, increasingly these chicas are getting smarter about their money, with respect to the pesos versus dollars. YMMV.

[FlapJacK]

I should be arriving Tijuana around 5:30-6 ish. Message me before 4 if interested in meeting a fellow monger for a few drinks.

[HorseTrader]

I know people feel they save money by using pesos instead of dollars, but for me it simply isn't worth the headaches.

The biggest pain is having a wallet with 2 sets of currency. Worst was a few days ago when I had enough cash to pay the girl I wanted but half of my money was in dollars and the other half was in pesos. We couldn't communicate well enough to make a deal that was half pesos and half dollars. Also, I'm usually unsuccessful offering 200 pesos to the $20 street girl. I think I'd be just as successful by offering $15 instead of 200 pesos. Last week a Hong Kong girl wanted $80 and I offered 800 pesos; she pulls out her smart phone calculator and multiplies 80x13 and says "1040 pesos, no, 1100 pesos." Ultimately we agreed on $70, which converts to 906 pesos.

Most of the local businesses usually have reasonable exchange rates. For example, the tiny steak place across from LC (Viejo Lobo) charges $12 or 150 pesos for a really good steak dinner. If I used pesos that dinner would have saved me a whopping 41 cents (based on today's interbank oanda.com exchange rate of 12.9387).

In the end, if I spend $250 for a full day of mongering, I think using pesos would likely save me about $5 or $10.

[HorseTrader]

On Tuesday evening I was enjoying my taco from the best cart that I have found (south east corner of Calle Coahuila and Ninos Heros). Suddenly, mars lights and sirens were going off in the westbound lane of Coahuila in front of Tropical Bar. The police (in a car) were chasing a man on a bicycle and literally ran him down. I'm talking hitting the bicycle with the car to stop him. The man got up, ran 15 feet south, then 30 feet north until he was gang tackled by the police in the east bound lane of Coahuila, about 15 feet away from me. If this was the NFL, there would have been yellow laundry on the turf for unnecessary roughness.

I have to hand it to the police, within about 30 seconds there were about 4 police cars right there. They got the guy and carted him off about 3 or 4 minutes after the initial siren.

If this were an American incident, the bicyclist may have gotten away because the police would not likely run over a bicyclist. The bicyclist would have zig-zagged down so many alleys and sidewalks that the police could have never kept up with the maneuverabily of a bicycle in a city.

On a side note of the police, a few days ago I happened to sit next to 2 Tijuana police for lunch. We chatted quite a bit and it was clear these two were very professional and physically fit. They were nothing like the sloppy monkeys with huge beer guts that waddle down the sidewalk, ride in the back of pickups, and pester us.

[TomJackin]

So, as the saying goes, all things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia. What a waste of an otherwise good weekend in Tijuana, and a waste of money, to boot. However, we both learned what questions to ask any future partners. Ugh. Live and learn.

Yeah, but you lived to tell about it!

Great report dude!

As least you got off?

[HorseTrader]

Sorry you had a "disappointing time! But it was a GREAT report. I had a great time reading it. Yes things just don't work out sometimes! But you have to agree it was a different experience! Not everything is like a porn movie.

I laughed out loud at this story. Sorry, but I think I enjoyed the event more than Phord. I'll be posting a weird event in the Hong Kong section later tonight; I'm not sure that I enjoyed mine either.

[GolfSexRroll]

i've been to busy too post this. here goes. sorry if it's long winded. i'll try to keep it short.

the weekend before last rocky and i lined up a bisexual blind date. the object was to hang out for a while, have a few beers and then have a 3-way. just like the movies, right? well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

we got to the room finally, iced the beer, got some snacks from room service and waited. she (i'll call her maria, not her real name) showed up a bit early. probably a 5.5, but thinner than her pictures let me to believe, so that was a plus.

we introduced ourselves, then got comfortable, opened the beers and started to get to know one another. and this is where things began to go sideways. rocky and maria got along pretty well for perfect strangers. they talked, i tried to keep up with my wretched spanish and contribute what i could. there was something niggling at the back of my mind, but i couldn't put a finger on it and ignored it. during conversation maria admitted to being bi, but about 70-30, female / male. to make a long story short, these two be*tches talked for over 4 fucking hours straight!! everybody was getting tipsy and i was quickly losing interest, but being the good sport that i am, i kept a stiff upper lip. we actually ran out of beer and i had to go on a cerveza run for a couple more 6-packs.

half-way through the second batch of beers they suggested a lame-ass game of truth or dare. ok, why not? after a few rounds everybody was more or less nekkid. rocky dared maria to kiss her and then, holy shit. it was like the flag dropped at the indy 500. i witnessed the closest thing to lesbian [CodeWord123] that i care to see. maria jumped onto rocky, who was on her back, straddled her thigh, glued herself to rocky and started humping like mad. all the while she was kissing rocky, playing with her tits and grunting and groaning. all you could hear was slurping, smacking and grunting. poor rocky didn't know what hit her. after a few minutes of this i tried to intervene, but maria was having none of it. so, i sat back and watched for a while. i'd never seen anything quite like it. maria was pounding away like she hadn't had sex in 5 years. there was nothing romantic, sexy, or particularly interesting about it.

after about 10 minutes of this maria slid down and started eating rocky's pussy. i watched for a bit, then decided to get involved. i walked behind and started to take maria doggy. about half-way in she jumped back on top of rocky. at this point i was going to call it off and throw her ass out. but when i'm drunk i tend to want to make snap decisions that i regret later. so, i often force myself to shut up. in this case, i regret staying quiet.

after quite a while, maria had cum enough. i know rocky was enjoying it to some degree, but i also know something about eating pussy and about rocky, and i could tell it wasn't as good as it should have been. so, those two took a breather and were discussing going out to a club. i thought it would be ok, but first i wanted some action. so, i dragged maria onto the bed and started to go down on her. ahh, now this is more like it. rocky straddled m's belly and started kissing her and playing with m's ample tits. after a while i had rocky switch with me because i wanted to watch her go down on m. she did with gusto. i started to kiss m and play with her tits and then the penny finally dropped through the tecate fog. maria wasn't 70-30, at the very best she was 98-2. she tolerated having a man around but was only interested in girls. i could tell just by the kiss. it wasn't that she didn't like me, she just didn't like men. wonderful.

when rocky came up for air maria flipped her over and began the whole humping process again. so, i laid back and observed for a while. finally m shifted down and started munching rocky's pussy again. rocky motioned for me to go fuck maria. so, i mounted her from behind and pumped away for a while. i finally pulled out and blew my load all over her ass. then i lay down to catch my breath as maria hopped back on top of rocky and pounded away for another 5 or 10 minutes. they finally stopped and everybody collapsed in a heap. we all fell asleep for a while. i woke up and looked at my watch and asked rocky if she still wanted to go out. she asked the time. it was about 2:30, so she said no let's sleep.

and that began the final phase of this misbegotten adventure. i took my place between them in bed and got another wonderful surprise. both of these be*tches snored like lumberjacks. shit! i didn't sleep much at all. between the shitty hvac system at this hotel and the fact that every time i'd nod off a huge zzzxxxzzzzxx would come from one side or the other, i was a basket case the next day.

we all got up in the morning, showered and dressed. then we went down to breakfast and i gave maria the agreed-upon stipend and she left. after she left i turned to rocky and asked what she thought. she remarked that "she doesn't like men." then she mentioned that the calls maria had received the previous night weren't from her kids, but from her girlfriend. in other words, she was basically a lipstick lesbian. at that point i took rocky back upstairs and, for the next 30 minutes, showed her how pussy should be eaten. then we had some very satisfying sex and took a short nap.

so, as the saying goes, all things considered, i'd rather be in philadelphia. what a waste of an otherwise good weekend in tijuana, and a waste of money, to boot. however, we both learned what questions to ask any future partners. ugh. live and learn.

sorry you had a "disappointing time! but it was a great report. i had a great time reading it. yes things just don't work out sometimes! but you have to agree it was a different experience! not everything is like a porn movie.

[Phordphan]

i've been to busy too post this. here goes. sorry if it's long winded. i'll try to keep it short.

the weekend before last rocky and i lined up a bisexual blind date. the object was to hang out for a while, have a few beers and then have a 3-way. just like the movies, right? well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

we got to the room finally, iced the beer, got some snacks from room service and waited. she (i'll call her maria, not her real name) showed up a bit early. probably a 5.5, but thinner than her pictures let me to believe, so that was a plus.

we introduced ourselves, then got comfortable, opened the beers and started to get to know one another. and this is where things began to go sideways. rocky and maria got along pretty well for perfect strangers. they talked, i tried to keep up with my wretched spanish and contribute what i could. there was something niggling at the back of my mind, but i couldn't put a finger on it and ignored it. during conversation maria admitted to being bi, but about 70-30, female / male. to make a long story short, these two be*tches talked for over 4 fucking hours straight!! everybody was getting tipsy and i was quickly losing interest, but being the good sport that i am, i kept a stiff upper lip. we actually ran out of beer and i had to go on a cerveza run for a couple more 6-packs.

half-way through the second batch of beers they suggested a lame-ass game of truth or dare. ok, why not? after a few rounds everybody was more or less nekkid. rocky dared maria to kiss her and then, holy shit. it was like the flag dropped at the indy 500. i witnessed the closest thing to lesbian [CodeWord123] that i care to see. maria jumped onto rocky, who was on her back, straddled her thigh, glued herself to rocky and started humping like mad. all the while she was kissing rocky, playing with her tits and grunting and groaning. all you could hear was slurping, smacking and grunting. poor rocky didn't know what hit her. after a few minutes of this i tried to intervene, but maria was having none of it. so, i sat back and watched for a while. i'd never seen anything quite like it. maria was pounding away like she hadn't had sex in 5 years. there was nothing romantic, sexy, or particularly interesting about it.

after about 10 minutes of this maria slid down and started eating rocky's pussy. i watched for a bit, then decided to get involved. i walked behind and started to take maria doggy. about half-way in she jumped back on top of rocky. at this point i was going to call it off and throw her ass out. but when i'm drunk i tend to want to make snap decisions that i regret later. so, i often force myself to shut up. in this case, i regret staying quiet.

after quite a while, maria had cum enough. i know rocky was enjoying it to some degree, but i also know something about eating pussy and about rocky, and i could tell it wasn't as good as it should have been. so, those two took a breather and were discussing going out to a club. i thought it would be ok, but first i wanted some action. so, i dragged maria onto the bed and started to go down on her. ahh, now this is more like it. rocky straddled m's belly and started kissing her and playing with m's ample tits. after a while i had rocky switch with me because i wanted to watch her go down on m. she did with gusto. i started to kiss m and play with her tits and then the penny finally dropped through the tecate fog. maria wasn't 70-30, at the very best she was 98-2. she tolerated having a man around but was only interested in girls. i could tell just by the kiss. it wasn't that she didn't like me, she just didn't like men. wonderful.

when rocky came up for air maria flipped her over and began the whole humping process again. so, i laid back and observed for a while. finally m shifted down and started munching rocky's pussy again. rocky motioned for me to go fuck maria. so, i mounted her from behind and pumped away for a while. i finally pulled out and blew my load all over her ass. then i lay down to catch my breath as maria hopped back on top of rocky and pounded away for another 5 or 10 minutes. they finally stopped and everybody collapsed in a heap. we all fell asleep for a while. i woke up and looked at my watch and asked rocky if she still wanted to go out. she asked the time. it was about 2:30, so she said no let's sleep.

and that began the final phase of this misbegotten adventure. i took my place between them in bed and got another wonderful surprise. both of these be*tches snored like lumberjacks. shit! i didn't sleep much at all. between the shitty hvac system at this hotel and the fact that every time i'd nod off a huge zzzxxxzzzzxx would come from one side or the other, i was a basket case the next day.

we all got up in the morning, showered and dressed. then we went down to breakfast and i gave maria the agreed-upon stipend and she left. after she left i turned to rocky and asked what she thought. she remarked that "she doesn't like men." then she mentioned that the calls maria had received the previous night weren't from her kids, but from her girlfriend. in other words, she was basically a lipstick lesbian. at that point i took rocky back upstairs and, for the next 30 minutes, showed her how pussy should be eaten. then we had some very satisfying sex and took a short nap.

so, as the saying goes, all things considered, i'd rather be in philadelphia. what a waste of an otherwise good weekend in tijuana, and a waste of money, to boot. however, we both learned what questions to ask any future partners. ugh. live and learn.

[HorseTrader]

Has anybody used WizdomEscorts. Com before? I just happened upon the website and it looks pretty great. $65 / hr or $100/2hrs all GFE multiple pops! Just wondering if anyone has tried it. I plan on giving them a shot when I visit later this summer.

Thanks for pointing out that website, I hadn't noticed it before now. I don't trust what I read anywhere on the Internet, especially escort websites. This one is particularly unbelievable because the pictures don't match the physical decriptions. These women all look pretty normal, but the descriptions of them has their weights all between 96 and 105 pounds, even the ones who's pictures show they have some weight to them. The are also listed as pants sizes between 1 and 3, that is pretty small.

If anybody gives them a try, I'd like to hear what happens. Meanwhile, I'll use the older, trusted escort agencies and whatever I find in Zona Norte.