General Reports

[Baxter Slade]

I've been using "Google Translate" to help communicate with the Zona Norte girls, which works fine on the streets and inside the upper floors of Cascadas. The problem is, it needs to have a cellular connection and that doesn't work inside HK and several other places.

Can you recommend a translation app that dowloads the dictionary to a smart phone and doesn't rely on the cellular connection?

Check out jibbigo translation app.

[TomJackin]

Checked in at the Ticuan about 2:30 and my favorite room was available as usual. Did the ATM bank thingy with my great Charles Schwab card; loving that card. Headed to the bar around 4;30 to wait for my "better late than never" favorite girl to arrive. I really like the staff at Ticuan, except for one server in the bar. He is tall, wears glasses, and speaks English. He acts like he is doing me a damn favor while serving drinks, especially when my girl shows up; not sure what the problem is there. Otherwise, all the other servers are great! My girl finally shows up and we drink and eat in the bar, then retire to the room for much needed rack operations.

After I launch her off, I head to La Coahuila for much more needed debauchery! First stop, HK of course. HK now has theses fucking grid panel screens set up in three different places. The panels act as screens to advertise their club; very fucking annoying! In fact, from my favorite booth, my view is blocked from the main stage; double fucking annoying! As I was leaving, I ran into the "Squirter" and she grabbed my hand and wanted to head to the hotel, but I told her not tonight. I mentioned that I was headed to Mazatlan next weekend and she wanted me her to take her along; wasn't going to happen.

I have been hanging in LC lately and I think the talent has improved. I've seen my share of thinner women in the place, unlike in the past. You just have to sit and watch what walks by. I have a favorite or two in there, thanks to my buddy Daigo, plus a great mesero as well. I hung there for a couple of hours and for some reason, LC was trying something new. On the main bar, there were three hotties dancing and the bar was playing regular dance music. Shorty thereafter, it want back to Banda music.

My girl and I headed up to the hotel and I got the room for an hour. Once in the room, it was warm, so I called for help. One of the cum dudes came by with a remote control to turn on the AC. I tipped him well and told him to leave us alone; he understood. After a great long session, she started massaging my tired old ass, but soon, it was too cold to do anything. We tried to turn off or unplug the AC, no such luck. So we both took under the covers and cuddled until we both past out. An hour later, we finally got a knock on the door that woke us up.

Later, I stopped by BT and they were having strippers on stage. Didn't stay for a drink. I blew through BG and was attacked by a couple of old flames; wasn't feeling the love. Headed to my last place of the night, CC. Chatted with David and the bartender, none of my favorites were there. Thus, I had a drink with a new girl, had a few kisses, and left. Took the old taxi multi-color taxi back to the Ticuan around two.

Another good night in Tijuana!

[HorseTrader]

I've been using "Google Translate" to help communicate with the Zona Norte girls, which works fine on the streets and inside the upper floors of Cascadas. The problem is, it needs to have a cellular connection and that doesn't work inside HK and several other places.

Can you recommend a translation app that dowloads the dictionary to a smart phone and doesn't rely on the cellular connection?

[HectorSanchez]

Oh ya. This used to happen to me before. Then for some reason I completely changed. I have tuned myself so well that once I am in american soil, I hardly look at any girls around. This is true. Even at my work, I hardly flirt or look at the local girls.

Sometimes I see this look on the girls face 'Hey dude, Do you atleast give a fuck to look at me or are you a gay? I am like I don't give a fuck because I exactly know how miserable you girls think.

Women hate it when you don't give them attention and they sense rejection very well and that's exactly what I want to give them here in USA. They can keep their pussy (Which is ofcourse made up of gold) locked at all the time until one day its rotten and nobody wants it.

Kind of funny after spending hours in the zona, you feel pretty good about yourself surrounded by all these woman wanting you (your money jajaja). Then you find yourself back in the U.S.A. And you find yourself giving a big smile to the first pretty girl you see. And then she throws you the what are you looking at creep, look. And then reality smacks you in the face and you remember where you are.

[Keg]

Kind of funny after spending hours in the zona, you feel pretty good about yourself surrounded by all these woman wanting you (your money jajaja). Then you find yourself back in the U.S.A. And you find yourself giving a big smile to the first pretty girl you see. And then she throws you the what are you looking at creep, look. And then reality smacks you in the face and you remember where you are.

You mean to tell me that young hot girls in the Gas Lamp don't come up to you ask you for one dollar??

[Leo Ryder]

I feel that since discovering and experiencing the Zona for the first time last year and several times since then, it has definitely changed me. Now when I see a sexy Latina wih heels standing on the sidewalk in the US, you know exactly what I'm thinking. Especially if they're talking on a cellphone! The entire experience just changes your whole outlook on women in general. Anyone have similar feelings?

IMHO, the zona or any red light district in any country is a world of its own. The women working there are business professionals. You can always have your fantasies run wild when you see a Latina outside of the zona, or for that matter any women outside the red light districts, but they are not the same. But fantasies don't hurt, and they can be satisfied once you are back to the zona. So keep them going.

[Baxter Slade]

The entire experience just changes your whole outlook on women in general. Anyone have similar feelings?

Kind of funny after spending hours in the zona, you feel pretty good about yourself surrounded by all these woman wanting you (your money jajaja). Then you find yourself back in the U.S.A. And you find yourself giving a big smile to the first pretty girl you see. And then she throws you the what are you looking at creep, look. And then reality smacks you in the face and you remember where you are.

[Spinneritas]

If I saw just about any of those SG's working on a corner in So Cal. I would be circling that block for hours trying to make the pick up.

I feel that since discovering and experiencing the Zona for the first time last year and several times since then, it has definitely changed me. Now when I see a sexy Latina wih heels standing on the sidewalk in the US, you know exactly what I'm thinking. Especially if they're talking on a cellphone! The entire experience just changes your whole outlook on women in general. Anyone have similar feelings?

[Baxter Slade]

Guys moan about the selection of girls in the alley, but put almost any of them on a street in LA and they'd stop traffic.

I have had that same thought many times. If I saw just about any of those SG's working on a corner in So Cal. I would be circling that block for hours trying to make the pick up. And yet when I am in Tijuana I will walk right by the line up of chicas and go grab a beer.

[HungryStud101]

Yes, I guess it all depends on your perspective. Although mowing the lawn sounded like a better alternative at the time. Guys moan about the selection of girls in the alley, but put almost any of them on a street in LA and they'd stop traffic.

The best way to arrange one would be to go to Craigslist. There are a few chicas who advertise trios and lesbian shows. Prices seem to be around 1,000 to 1,500 pesos for an hour, or so.

I still can't get over your report. Guys are always complaining that the girls are not interactive enough. Careful what you wish for. The other extreme can be equally bad eh? LOL!

[Phordphan]

Awesome story...very entertaining. To me this does not sound like too bad of a time. I would gladly have switched places with you. You can sit here in middle America and take care of my yard and I will gladly lay between the two snoring chicas in Tijuana.

I once had a date in Argentina with a girl and her lesbian girl friend. The instructions from their pimp was that I couldn't touch the lesbian girlfriend. She was there for the show and I would fuck the other girl. Halfway through our session, it turns out the lesbian GF wanted to suck cock. Ther is nothing like forbidden fruit so I washed my dick and I ended up shooting two loads in her mouth which she swallowed.

What would one expect to pay for an interactive 3-sum in Tijuana and what is the best way to set this up down there?

Yes, I guess it all depends on your perspective. Although mowing the lawn sounded like a better alternative at the time. Guys moan about the selection of girls in the alley, but put almost any of them on a street in LA and they'd stop traffic.

The best way to arrange one would be to go to Craigslist. There are a few chicas who advertise trios and lesbian shows. Prices seem to be around 1,000 to 1,500 pesos for an hour, or so.

[Phordphan]

THis is a good point. I generally use dollars, but sometimes get pesos if there isn't a long line at the SY trolley station cambio. I like using pesos for little things, shopping or eating at a small place. A nicer restaurant outside the zona will accept credit cards and dollars of course, so it can be more convenient to use plastic.

I have used pesos with chicas in Tropical, generally accepted and lower pricing there. THe AB and HK chicas are typically wanting dollars, and like you wrote, many are tech-savy and have their I-phones with them. The I-phones are good & bad, it's great to have a chica agree to email you some of her face pics from her phone right then and there, but also the example of the currency conversion at her fingertips is a downer when you're trying to get a lower price with pesos. While it has been a good technique in the past, increasingly these chicas are getting smarter about their money, with respect to the pesos versus dollars. YMMV.

Now I'm just the opposite. I hold back one or two $20's, for emergency purposes, and change all but small bills into pesos. Then 100% of my purchases are in pesos. When a girl whines about not having dollars, or whips out the calculator, I just tell her that we're in Mexico and we use pesos. If she wants to use dollars, let's go to the US. Usually they get the point. If not, one of the several hundred chicas behind her will. LOL.

[HungryStud101]

I've been to busy too post this. Here goes. Sorry if it's long winded. I'll try to keep it short.

The weekend before last Rocky and I lined up a bisexual blind date. The object was to hang out for a while, have a few beers and then have a 3-way. Just like the movies, right? Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

So, as the saying goes, all things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia. What a waste of an otherwise good weekend in Tijuana, and a waste of money, to boot. However, we both learned what questions to ask any future partners. Ugh. Live and learn.

Awesome story...very entertaining. To me this does not sound like too bad of a time. I would gladly have switched places with you. You can sit here in middle America and take care of my yard and I will gladly lay between the two snoring chicas in Tijuana.

I once had a date in Argentina with a girl and her lesbian girl friend. The instructions from their pimp was that I couldn't touch the lesbian girlfriend. She was there for the show and I would fuck the other girl. Halfway through our session, it turns out the lesbian GF wanted to suck cock. Ther is nothing like forbidden fruit so I washed my dick and I ended up shooting two loads in her mouth which she swallowed.

What would one expect to pay for an interactive 3-sum in Tijuana and what is the best way to set this up down there?

[Keg]

Last week a Hong Kong girl wanted $80 and I offered 800 pesos; she pulls out her smart phone calculator and multiplies 80x13 and says "1040 pesos, no, 1100 pesos." Ultimately we agreed on $70, which converts to 906 pesos.

THis is a good point. I generally use dollars, but sometimes get pesos if there isn't a long line at the SY trolley station cambio. I like using pesos for little things, shopping or eating at a small place. A nicer restaurant outside the zona will accept credit cards and dollars of course, so it can be more convenient to use plastic.

I have used pesos with chicas in Tropical, generally accepted and lower pricing there. THe AB and HK chicas are typically wanting dollars, and like you wrote, many are tech-savy and have their I-phones with them. The I-phones are good & bad, it's great to have a chica agree to email you some of her face pics from her phone right then and there, but also the example of the currency conversion at her fingertips is a downer when you're trying to get a lower price with pesos. While it has been a good technique in the past, increasingly these chicas are getting smarter about their money, with respect to the pesos versus dollars. YMMV.

[FlapJacK]

I should be arriving Tijuana around 5:30-6 ish. Message me before 4 if interested in meeting a fellow monger for a few drinks.