Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Sperto]

I remember the discussions about the coconut prices.

During the World Cup the coconut price is expected to be double of what it is today. R$10 for a coconut.
http://cbn.globoradio.globo.com/gran...NTE-A-COPA.htm

The prices of food and drinks at the stadiums during WC:
http://globoesporte.globo.com/futebo...o-mundial.html
Brahma R$10
Budweiser R$13 (I wonder if any brazilians will buy beer that tastes like water.)

[Azn Safado]

Hi.

I am off to Rio next week. Problem is I am v particular about types and only into super / extreme skinny type. Anybody has recommendation in termas or bar or escort agency? Guess I am heading to the wrong country!

Thanks anyway!

Benoit

You can try going to 4 x4. It has so many girls that there's something for everyone. I was just there today and there were about 3 skinny blondes there with small butts. Two of them were about 5'4" and the other was tiny, at around 5'0" One of the blondes was brand new. She didn't even know how to get back to the main boite from the smoking room on the 3rd floor. Ha.

For blondes in general, Termas Solarium usually has their fair share of blondes, although they aren't necessarily skinny.

[PatmarBeleza1]

There is a one word reason to come to Porto Alegre, Brazil, to find blond women: sex.

I well... I'll post to the right thread.

But, by all means, yes, stay away from POA, go to Sweden.

I never quite understood the concept of going to Brazil to find "European looking" females. Why not just go to Europe instead?

I was on a different board a few years ago and and got into it with a fellow board member about this subject. He was complaining a lot about the fact that he couldn't find an adequate amount of white skin, blond hair, blue eyed GDPs while he was in Rio. I made the remark that "It was silly to go to 2nd biggest country in the world for people of color, to find white girls. Why not just go to Sweden or Switzerland and you can find all the blond haired, blue eyed females you want!" For some reason he took great offense to my statement.

I understand that the south of Brazil has more German and Italian females than Rio, but if Germans and Italians are your thing, just go to the mother land. The whole conversation just seems silly, it would be like me going to China for a monger vacation and then complaining that I couldn't find any phat asses while I was there.

[Bravo]

I never quite understood the concept of going to Brazil to find "European looking" females. Why not just go to Europe instead?

I was on a different board a few years ago and and got into it with a fellow board member about this subject. He was complaining a lot about the fact that he couldn't find an adequate amount of white skin, blond hair, blue eyed GDPs while he was in Rio. I made the remark that "It was silly to go to 2nd biggest country in the world for people of color, to find white girls. Why not just go to Sweden or Switzerland and you can find all the blond haired, blue eyed females you want!" For some reason he took great offense to my statement.

I understand that the south of Brazil has more German and Italian females than Rio, but if Germans and Italians are your thing, just go to the mother land. The whole conversation just seems silly, it would be like me going to China for a monger vacation and then complaining that I couldn't find any phat asses while I was there.

[Sperto]

Hi.

I am off to Rio next week. Problem is I am v particular about types and only into super / extreme skinny type. Anybody has recommendation in termas or bar or escort agency? Guess I am heading to the wrong country!

Thanks anyway!

Benoit

It's hard to find extremely skinny GPs at the privées as brazilian men fancy GPs with big bundas. You could try VM.
Another option, a risky one, would be Avenida Brazil, close to Ilha do Governador. Cracolandia.

[BenoitP]

Hi,

I am off to Rio next week. Problem is I am v particular about types and only into super / extreme skinny type. Anybody has recommendation in termas or bar or escort agency? Guess I am heading to the wrong country!

Thanks anyway!

Benoit

[PatmarBeleza1]

http://www.brtopmassagens.com.br/massagens-porto-alegre

My fave porto alegre prive girl switched over to this prive and says I must come fuck her there, and I think that's a fine idea!

Wowzers. The girls on these websites look fantastic! I have a good feeling I'm coming back to Brazil within the next 12 months to visit Porto Alegre, Floripa, and Iguazu Falls. Especially hearing the good reviews (and lack of attitude) found in the South of Brazil. Can't wait!

[PatmarBeleza1]

In fact, I am back in POA (porto alegre), because of that all important attitude. All brazilians fuck well, and I say that having just come into POA from FLN (floripa). All the basic mongering one learns in RJ applies, except for that carioca attitude that the world can come kiss it's bunda; don't pay the cariocas, I say; instead, go elsewhere in brazil.

Wowzers. The girls on these websites look fantastic! I have a good feeling I'm coming back to Brazil within the next 12 months to visit Porto Alegre, Floripa, and Iguazu Falls. Especially hearing the good reviews (and lack of attitude) found in the South of Brazil. Can't wait!

[Azn Safado]

I know this isn't sex related, but in case anybody has had frustrations with the format of your text being changed after you post your report, you can see how to make it print everything literally by using the noparse tag here:

http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...=1#post1574002

For example, I can use the noparse tag to write Barra da Tijuca instead of Barra the Tijuca, as it always tries to auto-correct the word da with "the". Very annoying.

Same with trying to write prices in Brazilian Reais. It tries to change the R to the word "are" or sometimes omits the R. But with the noparse tag, you can write the price correctly as R$120,00 or R$120 or $120R or $120,00 BRL, however you want it.

[Thunder5]

Wowzers. The girls on these websites look fantastic! I have a good feeling I'm coming back to Brazil within the next 12 months to visit Porto Alegre, Floripa, and Iguazu Falls. Especially hearing the good reviews (and lack of attitude) found in the South of Brazil. Can't wait!

http://saunaguaiba.com.br/[/URL]

Or a poa prive.

http://www.ciadoprazerpoa.com.br/equipe.php

Are so much better.

[PatmarBeleza1]

Non pros. You seem to put a little more advanced effort in, brazilcupid, and the other dating sites, etc. I had done that once before on brazilcupid and had a nice trip to a town in amazon with a real doctor. I should do more advanced prep too.

Writing this from floripa, I just observe that even going after non pros off the cuff, it is so much better and easier here in south of brazil.

If porto alegre is like germany and italy, then floripa is like switzerland. Now, taking your suggestion -- a little advanced planning and networking -- and my target zones here in Rio grande do sul and santa catarina, I think one could really hook up with supermodels pretty much at will.

Rio has its place, but IMHO, it is the minority of time in brazil, not the majority.

Hahahahaha! Good idea!-I have a non-pro from Minas Gerais on tap who's a 9.5 and safadaa like woah! -Another in SP coming to hang in Rio-the Rio non-pro scene is not full of attitude but I agree its very easy out of town. In Belo chicks were very receptive too-I don't personally have any problems with GDPs in Rio-many very cool girls who bang free outside-its individual. I have not mongered yet out of Rio so have that to look forward to but non-pros out of town-big thumbs up!

[PatmarBeleza1]

And floripa is even better, looks like a swiss small city, complete with lake, and the girls are just as good as the RJ prive girls, for about the same price, 150 r for a hour at a prive. But, importantly, there are much fewer people, and stuff just works.

Just say no to RJ BS. If you don't like it, cancelar RJ, and go south.

[FuckAfMedDig]

So let all of us gringos who pay the GDPs and the casas, and the termas in RJ go on strike!

Hold up signs that say, "no 'goza goza goza'.

Hold up signs and post little stickers that say, "no fake orgasms!

Wear t-shirts that say, "you bitches hate us really? Fine, no dinero, go get your money from your broke brasileiros in zona norte.".

Vote with your feet and wallet. Go to any brazilian state but RJ.

By the way, for all the people saying where are the euro and beautiful girls who fuck like brazilians, here's a clue: they are in brazil. In Rio grande do sol state. The girls in saunaguiaba.

http://saunaguaiba.com.br/

Or a poa prive.

http://www.ciadoprazerpoa.com.br/equipe.php

Are so much better.

Some things are the same all through brazil -- rising prices ahead of copa do mundo.

But some things are particular to RJ, and that is this attitude that somehow the world should kiss Rio's ass. I say, fuck Rio's ass. I say, take the olympics to london for 2016 for cause, for lazy, stupid, selfish criminal cariocas. Because other brazilians are not lazy or stupid. Many are criminals, but one must protect oneself.

I say, go on greve do gringo against Rio, and in favor of other states of brazil.

Hahahahaha! Good idea!-I have a non-pro from Minas Gerais on tap who's a 9.5 and safadaa like woah! -Another in SP coming to hang in Rio-the Rio non-pro scene is not full of attitude but I agree its very easy out of town. In Belo chicks were very receptive too-I don't personally have any problems with GDPs in Rio-many very cool girls who bang free outside-its individual. I have not mongered yet out of Rio so have that to look forward to but non-pros out of town-big thumbs up!

[PatmarBeleza1]

So let all of us gringos who pay the GDPs and the casas, and the termas in RJ go on strike!

Hold up signs that say, "no 'goza goza goza'.

Hold up signs and post little stickers that say, "no fake orgasms!

Wear t-shirts that say, "you bitches hate us really? Fine, no dinero, go get your money from your broke brasileiros in zona norte.".

Vote with your feet and wallet. Go to any brazilian state but RJ.

By the way, for all the people saying where are the euro and beautiful girls who fuck like brazilians, here's a clue: they are in brazil. In Rio grande do sol state. The girls in saunaguiaba.

http://saunaguaiba.com.br/

Or a poa prive.

http://www.ciadoprazerpoa.com.br/equipe.php

Are so much better.

Some things are the same all through brazil -- rising prices ahead of copa do mundo.

But some things are particular to RJ, and that is this attitude that somehow the world should kiss Rio's ass. I say, fuck Rio's ass. I say, take the olympics to london for 2016 for cause, for lazy, stupid, selfish criminal cariocas. Because other brazilians are not lazy or stupid. Many are criminals, but one must protect oneself.

I say, go on greve do gringo against Rio, and in favor of other states of brazil.

[PatmarBeleza1]

On pros v non pros, I agree that the two should be separated, but both should be enjoyed in Brazil. Yesterday in porto alegre, I went on a platonic coffee meeting with a non pro, 18 yo, beautiful european girl. Directly after went to a sauna (terma), and banged a germanic gal (photos on poa or porto alegre thread), my 4th poa GDP of the trip. The notable thing about poa is that riding the subway even a loser like me can get ## easily from girls who are 9 literally just a step down from gisele bundschen, and the best girl in the sauna could be giselle's sis. Really. No kidding. I am amazed. Today in floripa.

In my opinion, RJ (Rio and Rio state) is spoiled like a model who has been told for too long that they are beautiful, paid more and more for less and less. Get out of RJ and see the other states. Avoid RJ during the copa, and lobby the olympic folks to change venues for 2016. Sperto is right. F* rj. F&*k in santa catarina and Rio grande do sul. The GDPs are better at sex and the whole social network is more receptive towards foreigners.

I totally feel you Mongmann-I too savaged many on all my trips-though the non-pros I link with are not expecting anything other than a bang fest. No visa / husbond business here. The occasional gdp I see for free outside is same-bang out and hang. I agree its less hassle to pay them to leave. I'm there no more than 10 - 18 days so no time to waste. Touching down June 13-straight to MV and then MC.