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[Sperto]

Its been years since I have been to VM. Does security wear vests or shirts to show that they are security?

They are dressed in plain clothes. They are quite easy to spot. Large guys who doesn't pay much attention to eye f*cking the girls.

[LukeSkywalker]

I went to a few places in Asia well known, thanks to ISG bros, for stealing from screwing customers. Names of these places are famous and don't need to mention here.

They usually have a small shelf by the door where they urge johns to leave their clothes and wallets. The johns would be on top screwing the girls, facing away from their clothes. Not knowing someone would crack open the door and going through their clothes stealing from their wallets.

Those places were so dangerous even my local driver warned me not to go in. I had to try it out for kicks.

The young girl insisted that I left my clothes on the shelf, but I took my pants in my hand, pinned the pocket with wallet and passport down hard on the bed while screwing this sweet young girl. When I was done, she was pouting, very disappointed that they could not trick me.

Scored! Many thanks to our fine ISG bros.

When hunting in places unknown, be careful where you put your clothing. As far away from the door and also not close to the girl. Do not turn the light off. As others have mentioned, carry minimum amount and a cheap local phone. I recall from my earlier days, about 20 years ago when I was green. Picked up this girl, went to a hotel room she knew and undressed and put my pants right next to the bed where there was a stand. The girl wanted the lights off and I obliged. While we were screwing, she was going through my wallet with one hand. When she had all my money, she stopped and said that she wanted to go to the bathroom. She changed and left. I put my clothes on and back in the street I wanted to buy something and my wallet was empty. No more mistakes since then. Just be working girl smart.

[Azn Safado]

Ok guys, no more making plans to meet up for the World Cup shenanigans. Time for another review.

My new hobby is searching sites like Espaco Terapias for massage chicks that are attractive and then trying to find reviews of them on gpguia or forum x. Well, there was this one girl that looked super hot named Amanda that had no reviews for VIP Therapy on the Brazilian sites, although there were some guys on the Brazilian boards that were asking if anybody had had a session with her. I decided to take one for the team because how bad could it be? I also recently wrote a review about her in another Brazilian forum as a contribution and fair warning.

Here's her profile:

http://www.espacoterapias.com.br/amanda

So last Thursday I called VIP Therapy and made an appointment for her at 6 pm. I arrived at the place at 6 pm and it is located on Ave Treze de Maio 33, Sala 1007 , which is about a block from Carioca Metro Station. This building has a bunch of clinics and prives in it. The facilities are pretty modern and clean. The place only has 3 rooms though, and 9 girls! How can they keep any customers satisified with that kind of ratio? I told the receptionist that I had an appointment at 6 pm with Amanda. She told me to wait for a little bit. Well, a little bit became 25 minutes and I started getting annoyed. At about the 20 minute mark, she asked "You had an appointment with Duda"? I just about lost it but kept my cool and said "No, Amanda".

So after nearly 30 minutes, Amanda comes to the waiting area. She looked good, but not as good as in her photos. I would say her face in person is about an 8 and body is about an 8. 5. In the photo, she's more closer to a 9 to me. She seemed pretty ice cold when she greeted me. She just took me to the room and said "Do you want to take a shower first"? I said yeah and she lead me to a bathroom down the hall to take a shower. I took a quick one and came back to the room. The room was nice and clean, had air conditioning, and one of those massage tables instead of the massage mattress on the floor. Luckily, I'm a thin guy, otherwise it would be quite uncomfortable and I would be afraid that the massage table would break or I would fall off! Ha.

She gave me the whole spiel about options. Massage plus hand job was R$100 and massage plus sex was R$150. I took the sex option of course. So she started with a massage which was the usual lame massage. The conversation was decent as she seemed to be warming up to me. Then we started to kiss and it was downhill from there. She just did the closed mouth kissing routine. Then a covered blow job. Then when I was doing her missionary style, I tried to suck on her tits but she blocked me with her hands. I was thinking of pulling out and leaving at that point to save my load for another place. Ha. Anyway, I proceeded onto doggie and finally came. The session was lame. I'd give it a 4. Amanda said that she used to work at Delirio Oriental massage place in Copacabana and this was her first week at VIP Therapy. I guess most of these massage houses do covered blow jobs, at least the ones in Copacabana do and somehow I get the feeling that this one is under the same ownership.

I'm never coming back here again. The waiting time was ridiculous for having an appointment. "You can take the reservation, you just can't hold the reservation. " (Jerry Seinfeld). Plus, the covered BJ aspect of it didn't do the place any favors.

One thing had me wondering though. Instead of paying the receptionist, I paid the girl directly the full R$150 while I was in the room after we had our session. So how does the house make any money? Does she pay the house a large fee to work there? I was at Monte Carlo this past Saturday and I asked the girl if she got to keep the full R$200 that the house charges and she said "Yes, but every Friday I have to pay the house R$200 ". So I guess each week, one program is deducted from their earnings at Monte Carlo. With say 40 girls working there, that would be R$8000 to the house each week. At VIP Therapy with only 9 girls, where they don't charge entrance fee, room fee, nor get revenue from overpriced drinks, makes me wonder how they really make any money after potentially paying off any bribes to the police.

[LifeIsABeach]

She had knocked the clothes off the end of the little bed, while we were goin at it, which I didn't think much about, but then when I was finished, I realized someone had taken my underwear and my iphone was missing. I know it was the other girl there, as I saw her go down the stairs, and no other guy was around. Then I saw in the room next door my underwear and of course no iphone.

When hunting in places unknown, be careful where you put your clothing. As far away from the door and also not close to the girl. Do not turn the light off. As others have mentioned, carry minimum amount and a cheap local phone. I recall from my earlier days, about 20 years ago when I was green. Picked up this girl, went to a hotel room she knew and undressed and put my pants right next to the bed where there was a stand. The girl wanted the lights off and I obliged. While we were screwing, she was going through my wallet with one hand. When she had all my money, she stopped and said that she wanted to go to the bathroom. She changed and left. I put my clothes on and back in the street I wanted to buy something and my wallet was empty. No more mistakes since then. Just be working girl smart.

[PatmarBeleza1]

92334-1882.

Is the # for the 4th battalion military police which is near pra barndeira (covering mosaico too).

190 is the Brazilian emergency #, like 911.

Its been years since I have been to VM. Does security wear vests or shirts to show that they are security?

[Bravo]

What you could have tried is getting Help from the security in VM (some are police). Even better take a 5 minutes walk to the delegacia of Polica Civil (in the direction of Feira de So Cristovo). Following her home to where she lives could get you in really deep trouble.

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Its been years since I have been to VM. Does security wear vests or shirts to show that they are security?

[Manny51]

Hey all,

I wanted to see if anyone has any connections in Vila Mimosa. I was there tonight and got my iphone stolen while doing a girl. Morena goes by the name Bruna, tall young girl wearing yellow thong, went upstairs with her and the door wouldn't lock, but no one else was upstairs. She had knocked the clothes off the end of the little bed, while we were goin at it, which I didn't think much about, but then when I was finished, I realized someone had taken my underwear and my iphone was missing. I know it was the other girl there, as I saw her go down the stairs, and no other guy was around. Then I saw in the room next door my underwear and of course no iphone.

However, wanted to see if anyone was connected there and knows if there is someone who can help recover it. Its an international iphone, and I've already sent everything to deactivate it.

Any assistance is greatly appreciated.

Dude, your Iphone is long gone. When punting, never carry anything of extraordinary value. In most foreign countries where punting takes place, you can buy a cheap unlocked cell phone for about $30 with a sim card. There is absolutely no reason to carry your precious iphone.

Consider it a lesson learned. If you try and hunt it down you'll just frustrate yourself at best, and [CodeWord140] people off hunting it down at the worst.

[FuckAfMedDig]

What you could have tried is getting Help from the security in VM (some are police). Even better take a 5 minutes walk to the delegacia of Polica Civil (in the direction of Feira de So Cristovo). Following her home to where she lives could get you in really deep trouble.

You learn by your mistakes. Bringing a iphone to VM is asking for trouble. You should always put your stuff where you can watch it, never close to the cabin door.

You better forget your phone. I guess you will make a police report at the tourist police in Leblon for your insurance claim. They might help you, but maybe a gringo getting robbed of his phone while humping a VM girl doesn't have high priority?
If you really want it back you could head back to the bar and offer a reward to anyone who happens to "find" your phone. Just be careful so you don't get robbed of your reward money.

Exactamente! Get the insurance paper and go buy a damn Claro cheap phone for Rio!

[Sperto]

Hey all,

I wanted to see if anyone has any connections in Vila Mimosa. I was there tonight and got my iphone stolen while doing a girl. Morena goes by the name Bruna, tall young girl wearing yellow thong, went upstairs with her and the door wouldn't lock, but no one else was upstairs. She had knocked the clothes off the end of the little bed, while we were goin at it, which I didn't think much about, but then when I was finished, I realized someone had taken my underwear and my iphone was missing. I know it was the other girl there, as I saw her go down the stairs, and no other guy was around. Then I saw in the room next door my underwear and of course no iphone.

I tried talking to the original guy I had to pay, and he was like, No one took your cell phone, get out of here.

Interestingly the one girl I saw left to go home right then, and was escorted by one of the guys working there. I saw her get on the metro north but couldn't follow her any further as I couldn't get a metro ticket fast enough to board. I'm so tempted to just waiting for her one day now, and just follow her home, but I know the phone is a lost cause now.

However, wanted to see if anyone was connected there and knows if there is someone who can help recover it. Its an international iphone, and I've already sent everything to deactivate it.

Any assistance is greatly appreciated.

What you could have tried is getting Help from the security in VM (some are police). Even better take a 5 minutes walk to the delegacia of Policía Civil (in the direction of Feira de São Cristovão). Following her home to where she lives could get you in really deep trouble.

You learn by your mistakes. Bringing a iphone to VM is asking for trouble. You should always put your stuff where you can watch it, never close to the cabin door.

You better forget your phone. I guess you will make a police report at the tourist police in Leblon for your insurance claim. They might help you, but maybe a gringo getting robbed of his phone while humping a VM girl doesn't have high priority?
If you really want it back you could head back to the bar and offer a reward to anyone who happens to "find" your phone. Just be careful so you don't get robbed of your reward money.

[Exec Talent]

Just a quick question, will taxi prices be higher than normal? During the pan america games, some taxis did charge more. Just wanted to know.

Also, have a 1 bedroom apartment to rent, available from the 15th June. Located on the corner of Rua Bolivar and Av Atantica.

Taxis tell me that they have asked for an increase but as of right now the rates will remain the same. If there is no increase one option is to allow them to use band 2 all during the Cup (the same as in December and after 9:00) which increases the rate a little bit.

Coconut prices, however, are an entirely different story but I do not want to steal Sperto's thunder.

[FuckAfMedDig]

Hey all,

I wanted to see if anyone has any connections in Vila Mimosa. I was there tonight and got my iphone stolen while doing a girl. Morena goes by the name Bruna, tall young girl wearing yellow thong, went upstairs with her and the door wouldn't lock, but no one else was upstairs. She had knocked the clothes off the end of the little bed, while we were goin at it, which I didn't think much about, but then when I was finished, I realized someone had taken my underwear and my iphone was missing. I know it was the other girl there, as I saw her go down the stairs, and no other guy was around. Then I saw in the room next door my underwear and of course no iphone.

I tried talking to the original guy I had to pay, and he was like, No one took your cell phone, get out of here.

Interestingly the one girl I saw left to go home right then, and was escorted by one of the guys working there. I saw her get on the metro north but couldn't follow her any further as I couldn't get a metro ticket fast enough to board. I'm so tempted to just waiting for her one day now, and just follow her home, but I know the phone is a lost cause now.

However, wanted to see if anyone was connected there and knows if there is someone who can help recover it. Its an international iphone, and I've already sent everything to deactivate it.

Any assistance is greatly appreciated.

Honestly I wouldn't hold much hope. Get a Claro / Tim local cheap phone and Sim Card for next to nothing-don't carry round an expensive iPhone-especially in a place like VM! Thats taking unnecessary risks-you can get hurt over a phone like that in Rio. I've seen it many times and even myself at 6 ft 6 and an ex kick Boxer fro many years, I leave good stuff in a safe-had a few altercations on the street and they wd have been worse if I had valuables. You would have to bribe someone at bar where she worked but a) its illegal -b) the phone has been sold c) you're a gringo.

[LuvinBrazil]

Hey all,

I wanted to see if anyone has any connections in Vila Mimosa. I was there tonight and got my iphone stolen while doing a girl. Morena goes by the name Bruna, tall young girl wearing yellow thong, went upstairs with her and the door wouldn't lock, but no one else was upstairs. She had knocked the clothes off the end of the little bed, while we were goin at it, which I didn't think much about, but then when I was finished, I realized someone had taken my underwear and my iphone was missing. I know it was the other girl there, as I saw her go down the stairs, and no other guy was around. Then I saw in the room next door my underwear and of course no iphone.

I tried talking to the original guy I had to pay, and he was like, No one took your cell phone, get out of here.

Interestingly the one girl I saw left to go home right then, and was escorted by one of the guys working there. I saw her get on the metro north but couldn't follow her any further as I couldn't get a metro ticket fast enough to board. I'm so tempted to just waiting for her one day now, and just follow her home, but I know the phone is a lost cause now.

However, wanted to see if anyone was connected there and knows if there is someone who can help recover it. Its an international iphone, and I've already sent everything to deactivate it.

Any assistance is greatly appreciated.

[GrandMenino]

Sinto Muito,

We are just excited. I'll make it up with the best mongering report you ever seen.

I promise.

I guess alot of these newbies don't know I to communicate on a forum. New to Rio and new to forums.

[FuckAfMedDig]

I guess alot of these newbies don't know I to communicate on a forum. New to Rio and new to forums.

USE PM'S Rio Virgins! Come on.

I will, as I always do, post a detailed post-summation of my upcoming trip-.

Rio June 13-18,Minas Gerais June 18-23,Rio June 23-27.

I will post on a mixture of Tier 1-3 Termas, Privees and Non-Pro action + hanging with GDP's for free outside.

I have lined up 6 non-pros due to upfront legwork on date-sites + my old gdp friends who are always up for a bang bang.

One I already did the business with in MG-one flying in from SP,2 in Rio and one in Porto Alegre.

Its so easy on dating-sites I find, but I will always hit my have termas high and low to find new gems + some privees.

Boa sorte.