Lima

[Mr Enternational]

Did you try to take another girl? It has always been that way with the ticket thing, but you don't have to pay entrance fee with each girl. They just go tell the management that they are starting a session. 35/80 soles? The prices have increased dramatically. Before it was like 15/40. Better stick with Troc.

[VikingTravels]

So, the entrance fee is s35 and you say that it cost you s80 for 20 minutes of sex. Did you pay the girl s80? Did you had to negotiate with the girl any services and costs? I am trying to figure out what the total cost is for 20 minutes of sex if someone has to Las Cucardas from Miraflores, including taxi there and back. Would it be cheaper to get someone locally for an hour or two? Have to pay more but may be a better bet.

Yes, the entrance fee is s35 and you are given one ticket, which is then given to the girl of your choice so take your time in choosing unless you are going to pay another s35 for another ticket. The s80 is not negotiable and is given to the girl along with the ticket. She then slides the ticket under the door and the house picks it up. Their tracking system. Then, you can get down to business. Just tell (or motion) her what you want. I hope this helps.

[Member #4351]

He is just a troll that pops in and out of different threads; no worries.

OK, like a another FoxesHunter. I was just amazed that an insulting and ignorant message appeared out of nowhere and in response to nothing.

[TomJackin]

Does anyone know who "Rjsss212" is? I just received the following from him and I have no idea who he is or what he is talking about:

"You ARE funny indeed! Go figure, a hypersensitive pimp. So, if its not a service what DO you call it?

He is just a troll that pops in and out of different threads; no worries.

[Member #4351]

Does anyone know who "Rjsss212" is? I just received the following from him and I have no idea who he is or what he is talking about:

"You ARE funny indeed! Go figure, a hypersensitive pimp. So, if its not a service what DO you call it?

[LifeIsABeach]

LifeIsABeach, Yes, it was my understanding that you had to pay a separate entrance fee for each ticket. And good luck trying to do a three-some in one of those tiny rooms! I don't know if I could take on three women at one time. LOL. Good question on using your own condoms. I don't know. I don't see why they wouldn't allow that. Maybe depends on the girl?

So, the entrance fee is s35 and you say that it cost you s80 for 20 minutes of sex. Did you pay the girl s80? Did you had to negotiate with the girl any services and costs? I am trying to figure out what the total cost is for 20 minutes of sex if someone has to Las Cucardas from Miraflores, including taxi there and back. Would it be cheaper to get someone locally for an hour or two? Have to pay more but may be a better bet.

[VikingTravels]

LifeIsABeach,

Yes, it was my understanding that you had to pay a separate entrance fee for each ticket. And good luck trying to do a three-some in one of those tiny rooms! I don't know if I could take on three women at one time. LOL.

Good question on using your own condoms. I don't know. I don't see why they wouldn't allow that. Maybe depends on the girl?

[TommySjca]

Hi guys,

I will be in Lima for these days & need help as far as Hotel & girls.

Any hints are appreciated. Thanks in advance.

At David_33 several mentioning your name here. Can you help me to meet your girls for 7/12, 7/14 & 7/16?

Thanks

[LifeIsABeach]

the price of entry is 35 soles that includes one ticket to give to one lady and one condom (not the best condom in the world; if you would like to have another, you will have to buy another entry fee).

Are you saying that if you want to screw more than one woman (not threesome, one and then later another) that night that you have to pay the entry fee each time? Can you bring your own condoms?

[VikingTravels]

First time post on this website and not a monger, just a regular tourist looking for sex.

My travels in South America has been difficult but not impossible due to my limited Spanish. Ugh. That being said, I have been able to communicate enough to get around with my few words of Spanish, so when I read about Las Cucardas, I decided to go solo on an early Friday night (left Miraflores at 5 pm). As traffic is terrible, I took the Metropolitano (www.metropolitano.com.pe/; a bus rapid transit system with several routes) to central Lima and then caught a cab to the place at 875 Jiron Ricardo Treneman #875, just west of the historic center (most taxis should know this place, but having the name of the place, address, and map helped; it took 4 cabbies before I could get one to take me for 10 soles). The cost of take the Metropolitano is only 2 soles per trip once you buy a reusable farecard for 5 soles. It is an efficient means of travel from Barranco & Miraflores to central Lima, as traffic sucks here. The neighborhood surrounding Las Cucardas looks dodgy and there is tight security at the front door. They will pat you down and hold your cell phone or any recording device at the front door. Like others have said, the price of entry is 35 soles that includes one ticket to give to one lady and one condom (not the best condom in the world; if you would like to have another, you will have to buy another entry fee). There are 2 floors of women standing in front of their private rooms with a bar and stage for watching the strippers work the poles. I ordered two Coranas at 12 soles a piece, watched two shows, and then went to find my lady. There was about 30 very hot looking women with enough variety that everbody should find something that interest them. I selected a Chilean hottie with a smoking body. She aimed to please but I just wanted straight sex using only several positions. The 20 minute session cost me only 80 soles, which I thought was a fair price given the quality of the ladies here. By the way, I was the only gringo here on an early Friday night. I think the price of entry weeds out some of the lower class men so the atmosphere was semi professional.

[Hollywood124]

Hello ISGers!

Please read my most recent adventure in LIM.

RTFF and always have a Plan "be" and Plan "see" in place should your lady be a "No Show!

Murphy's Law always seems to pop up once in a while and thus you must be prepared should your lady decide not to attend.

Take care and good luck!

P.S: Hi David, I hope you are enjoying you vacation! Thanks again!

Thank you kindly David_33 for all your help during my vacation.

I just returned home and am finally able to get some rest.

Wow, I had a very nice time thanks to you and your girls.

As you were on vacation partially during my stay in Lima, I had told you should one of your girlfriends should be late, or unable to attend or is a no-show please do not worry. I did not want you to be concerned as you are vacationing and I did not want you to stress-out over me. I now see how difficult it is for you to get both parties coordinated to meet. Add in the tremendous traffic in Lima and the distances that your girlfriends have to travel to Miraflores. I can always go to "Plan be" El Trocadero or "Plan see" Cucardas on the other side of town. Again, I did not want you to worry...

[AhoraONunca]

New to ISG, not new to the hobby. Was very impressed to read the large amount of quality info on your Lima forum. Am headed to Peru in early October to do the Machu Picchu hike thing and planning to visit Lima for several days after surviving. So am posting this to get in front of the questions I may be directing your way. Apparently David is the source of Lima help, every ISG forum could use somebody like that guy I bet. Anyway am sure will be asking him (Yes, my cash is already on the way to Jackson) or others for help as time gets closer.

Con cuidado.

[Hollywood124]

Thank you kindly David_33 for all your help during my vacation.

I just returned home and am finally able to get some rest.

Wow, I had a very nice time thanks to you and your girls.

As you were on vacation partially during my stay in Lima, I had told you should one of your girlfriends should be late, or unable to attend or is a no-show please do not worry. I did not want you to be concerned as you are vacationing and I did not want you to stress-out over me. I now see how difficult it is for you to get both parties coordinated to meet. Add in the tremendous traffic in Lima and the distances that your girlfriends have to travel to Miraflores. I can always go to "Plan be" El Trocadero or "Plan see" Cucardas on the other side of town. Again, I did not want you to worry.

I do recommend that the new members follow David's suggestions so that it will be easier him to set you up.

(The suggestions are posted under David's Blog).

Use the official taxis at the airport or make arrangements previously as the independent Lima taxis are not to be trusted.

I used my hotels taxis as I have been using them for years and know them well.

It cost me about 45 SP ($17.00 USD) to and from the LIM (Lima airport).

Also, do not buy a SIM card or rent a telephone at LIM as they are very expensive.

Just go to the main Claro office on Larco and purchase a SIM card and minutes there. It cost me 8 SP (Soles Peruvian), just under $3 USD and I bought 10 SP time to start.

Speaking of LIM, wow, it seems at 00:00 (midnight) is when all the flights arrive as is a complete Mad House!

First, the line to Immigration is endless, then after waiting for your baggage which takes forever you have to go to a very long line in customs where they X-ray your baggage and if you are selected, secondary inspection.

In returning to LIM, plan at least 3 hours to be there as the traffic at ALL hours is Tremendous! There is no freeway system like in LA so please have at least 3 hours arriving at LIM! Also, consider the long lines at the airline counter, the lines at security and immigration. So, again, give yourself at 3 hours to be safe. Things are not as organized say for instance at the US airports of ATL, JFK or LAX.

An apartment rental is better if you are staying more than a couple of days and will be cheaper in the long run.

I stay at a hotel as I know the manager and the hotel chain gives me upgrades and free stays when I accumulate enough points at the end of the year. RTTF for suggestions on apartment rentals.

My suggestions to help make it easier for David to help you out are:

Give David your time and dates of your stay in Miraflores, Lima, Peru.

Cellular telephone number. (buy a Claro SIM card).

Address and apartment name with cross streets. (I. E. J. Larco and 28 de Julio, in front of the Inka Pharmacy etc.).

Type of lady you like. (Young, Middle-aged or Mature, etc.).

Exact time you will be at your place. And you should be waiting at the front door for the lady to make it easier for her as many apartments are very large and difficult to navigate.

Respect the lady at all times!

Pay her the asked amount. (See David).

Pay her a tip for good service if you were happy.

Have fun!

I did bring each lady some small gift for each meeting. I brought them a makeup from Victoria's Secret and other things from America especially chocolates. I had sodas, snacks and some alcohol drinks of whiskey and Bailey's for the enjoyment of my lady. And I did give each lady a tip for wonderful service!

So the first days were great!

I had Senorita S (completo), next I was Senorita see (completo), and finally Senorita V (no cola and no CIM, I think she is a little inexperienced) and they were all very nice! All I have to say is: "Lord Have Mercy!" I really had a good time. And thanks to you again!

Since you were on vacation I thought it would be easier if I made the rest of my days with one lady and I wanted to help her out with her studies since she was in her third year of University. So I made arrangement with Senorita S. Well, Senorita S texted (SMS) me just a few minutes before our prearrange meeting and said she could not attend. OK, no problem, I went to "Plan be. " I tried to reschedule with Senorita S the remaining days but she would not respond. After several text messages to Senorita S with no response I then canceled the remaining appointments with her and called Senorita V for the remaining days.

So the next day, all of a sudden just before my appointment with Senorita V, Senorita S texts saying that she will be coming to see me. I told Senorita S that I had canceled with her as she had not responded to my request in a timely manner. Senorita S would not take no for an answer and continued calling and texting me. Senorita S first said that she got robbed, then she said her that her cellphone battery was dead, next she said she would charge me half-price and finally she asked me if I wanted to do a "Trio" with Senorita V. Wow, what a headache was Senorita S was! Senorita S is "Persona Nongrata" in my book! I will never see her again. She did not answer me until the last minute and was an extreme "Pest" and would not take NO for an answer!

One comment concerning Peru, the sales tax rate is 18%. That is 18% on all items purchased including food at the supermarket. Wow, that is an incredible high rate of taxation! Also, the US Dollar is at a very bad rate of 2. 7 to the US Dollar so you will need to bring a lot of money.

There are many official "Street Money Exchangers" in Miraflores I saw them all over Miraflores with large amounts of both Soles and Dollars and I thought to myself that they wouldn't last 2 seconds in LA (Los Angeles, California, USA) as they would be robbed blind! I recommend using a Fidelity or Charles Schwab Debit card at an ATM as they refund the ATM fees.

I would highly recommend that you take classes in Spanish if you do not speak Spanish or travel with someone who does as not everyone can speak English. And, of course RTFF to get a sense about Lima.

Anyway, all-in-all I had a great time as usual. I think the Peruvian people are one of the nicest people in the world! A lot of smiley, nice people, try to find this in Panama, good luck, as the Panamanian people seem to be quite angry IMHO! And best of all nice ladies and good food, what more can you ask for.

Thank you David and hope to see you next year!

P.S: David, if I can bring you anything from back home please let me know. Again, Peru is very expensive. I can bring you some things from Costco, Walmart and Target etc. At a fair price. I would be glad to help you out since you have helped me over the years and never, ever asked me for anything!

[Sly One]

Thanks for the information, Sly. Locations of said fucks houses?

Check out all the blue dots on the map.

Reports of Distinction. Peru. Report number 39.

The El Trocodero (80+) and Las Cucadasas (30+) being the biggest (girls per shift).

Sly

[Hollywood124]

Wow, I finally made it to LIM!

One day driving to airport and one day in the air taking two flights, the second flight always being late as it is from the main hub of the airline and we always wait for the feeder planes to arrive and then transfer to the LIM flight. (All while under-the-weather, meaning not feeling well from being ill). And bad luck as there were no upgrades available! Damn, I had to sit in Economy Class with 2 California dudes wearing "Jammies" (pajamas). One had on Superman and the other had Spiderman sleepwear. Me, I had a shirt, tie and sports coat. I thought to myself, "Crazy California gringos!

Just a short preliminary report, full report to follow after returning home from LIM. (Kinda shy, sorry, I don't report much!

Firstly, thanks to David_33 for all the hospitality! No, no way do I deserve the wonderful girlfriends of David. They treat me like a king! Therefore, I must bow my head to you sir and say thank you kindly for your help!

Secondly, like a gentleman, David declined the gift of a "Goodie bag" of things from Costco I usually bring him. (Costco is the biggest discount membership store in America which sells a lot of things in bulk or in very large sizes). He was worried about the price of the shipping as the "Costco-sized" bottle of whiskey, beef jerky, smokehouse almonds, chocolates etc. Were heavy and the airlines charge extremely high prices if you are overweight!

Finally, the ladies, I met so far Senorita S, Senorita Cand Senorita V! "Wow, Lord Have Mercy!" They were all wonderful! No, again, I do not deserve such kindness. All were very attractive, intelligent and sincere. I could not have ask for anything more. And all David ask for me to treat them well and with respect. Yes, of course, that is without thought. And David takes no commission from the ladies; he really takes care of his girlfriends.

I do give them the usual gift and a tip. Also, makeup cosmetics from Victoria's Secret, some American chocolate bars and a wallet from Japan of a cartoon character named "Puka. " All the ladies love "Puka, the cute Japanese idol.

No, really David, you have really helped me over the years as I am stuck in "Sex Prison" in California and I have to break out every once in a while!

I scrimped and saved for this year's forays: Lima, Peru, Asuncion, Paraguay and Buenos Aires, Argentina. Lima is the best IMHO.

Maybe one day I could open a place just like "Dr. BJ" in Bangkok, Thailand and I can return the favor to you David. No charge of course to you! (I really met Dr. BJ of the famous "Dr. BJ" in Bangkok, real nice guy and place also).

Thank you kindly once again, sincerely.

Hollywood

P.S: I had not answered 2 PMs. One member wanted to know if his Verizon phone will work in LIM. Call Verizon in the USA to see if their system is proprietary, if so, I do not think it will not work with the "Claro" SIM card or any others here. Just ask Verizon. I think it would be better to buy a cheap "Unlocked, 4 Band International Cellphone" from Amazon.com. That way if you drop and break it or it gets stolen you are not out a lot of money. And you can use it all over the world. Or you could buy a cheap cellphone at the Claro store in Miraflores. Do not buy anything or rent a phone at LIM (Lima Airport). The prices at the LIM airport are super expensive. Go to the main Claro store in Miraflores or any store that has a Claro office.

And another member asked me about restaurants in Miraflores. Wow, where do I start. Why not go to Kennedy Park / Pizza Alley. There you have at least 50-60 places have a meal. Also, LarcoMar Mall, although more expensive is a good choice. But RTFF for members favorite places. My favorite place is "La Lucha" in Kennedy Park and in LarcoMar.