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[WestCoast1]

I suppose this should be in the Kazakhstan thread but then my mates on the Philippines board/thread would possibly miss out.

Pity they don't come tall and slim like this in the Phils.

This woman is stunning IMHO.

http://9gag.com/gag/arpPnRB?ref=fb.s

And here's a bit more: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...usaolp00000592.

[Pip Jaeger]

Last month I met a girl who had purchased a new Cherry Mobile touch screen phone. While we were having lunch and out at SM mall her brother was constantly texting her for money. It became so annoying to her that I told her to block the calls. We looked all over the phone and I was very surprised that it did not have the block call function. Bought a new SIM card for I think P50.

So easy to get a new cell number here and start new idenity!

If was an Android phone then there are apps for text and call blocking; some also have anti-spam filters built in too. On my old Samsung droid I used to use one called "Call Control" that worked very well, was easy to use and was free.

[Dg8787]

Because its her job.

Not even close. I went to my service provider here in the States and asked if it was possible to put someone on an ignore list, so I wouldn't be bothered by that person's calls / txts. The young man said yes, and that its 'caller reject'. He went into the phone settings and showed me how to do it. Last night I was at my neighbor's for grilled burgers. For fun I asked his daughter the same thing. She asked if I had Apple or android. I handed her the phone. She went into the phone settings and fished around for 30 seconds before she found the same thing the service provider guy showed me.

You're right, its just another example of culture clash, and failed customer service.

Reminds me of the first time I was here in AC. I made the mistake of giving my number to a sexy looking hotel room cleaner. I had a cheap Phil phone. This girl texted the crap out of me to give her a loan. Lo and beho the cheap phone had a block caller function, which I used. The cheap phone was hard to text with so I gave it away when I left. Next time I was here I brought a used unlocked iphone 4. Found out it had a block number function on it. Very handy.

Last month I met a girl who had purchased a new Cherry Mobile touch screen phone. While we were having lunch and out at SM mall her brother was constantly texting her for money. It became so annoying to her that I told her to block the calls. We looked all over the phone and I was very surprised that it did not have the block call function. Bought a new SIM card for I think P50.

So easy to get a new cell number here and start new idenity!

[WestCoast1]

Why would you expect the Globe girls to know?

Because its her job.

I have found them to be at the same levels in the US. US people are just more "educated"! Most US people wouldn't know the difference of SIM card to OS.

Not even close. I went to my service provider here in the States and asked if it was possible to put someone on an ignore list, so I wouldn't be bothered by that person's calls / txts. The young man said yes, and that its 'caller reject'. He went into the phone settings and showed me how to do it. Last night I was at my neighbor's for grilled burgers. For fun I asked his daughter the same thing. She asked if I had Apple or android. I handed her the phone. She went into the phone settings and fished around for 30 seconds before she found the same thing the service provider guy showed me.

You're right, its just another example of culture clash, and failed customer service.

[Roll Aides]

I suppose this should be in the Kazakhstan thread but then my mates on the Philippines board/thread would possibly miss out.

Pity they don't come tall and slim like this in the Phils.

This woman is stunning IMHO.

http://9gag.com/gag/arpPnRB?ref=fb.s

Don't get me wrong, I love Filipinas, in fact all the Asian cuties. . . But sometimes I long for a bed partner that makes it up to my eyebrows.

What's a monger to do?

(Thanks for the Eye candy, RK).

[Dg8787]

Thanks! Its android. This pissoff was that the girls at Globe also didn't know that the OS handles this function. Welcome to pilipines Westy!

Why would you expect the Globe girls to know? They are not the Smart girls! There has been many posts about the intelligent levels of the Phils. I have found them to be at the same levels in the US. US people are just more "educated"! Most US people wouldn't know the difference of SIM card to OS.

[WestCoast1]

Ignore / block / screen / reject caller is not handled by the sim but by the operating system (OS). You using Android, Apple or something else? Just google "OS name" block screen call. I recall with Apple you'll need to download a free app - I'm still using a 3s-generation iphone with the older OS so things may have changed with later OS. Android has the capability built-in, but it differs by manufacturers.

Thanks! Its android. This pissoff was that the girls at Globe also didn't know that the OS handles this function. Welcome to pilipines Westy!

[WestCoast1]

an ode to the older lady.

besides the youngster in the previous post, on day #3, i txt the mid-30's chubsta that i was in town. i wasn't terribly randy, but i think ego set in a bit. something inside me said: jesus de christo fella, several days, no girl? so we met and ate some bbq, then went for some karaoke and san migs and she sang her heart out. in two hours we had 4 large red horse beers, and i was full from dinner and drank about 1/3 of one bottle. she poured down the rest like she'd been in the desert for a month. i continue to be shocked at how much pinay can drink. i suggested that we leave when the last bottle was about 1/3 full. all the beer and karaoke was dirt cheap, and i told her i wanted to leave not because i wanted to get her back to the hotel (she could have gone home for all that i cared), but i was concerned that she had drank so much beer in a short time and i was wondering if she could walk.

it was only 9 pm. once outside i asked her where she wanted to go next, thinking she might say home to her child. she looked right up at the night sky, then at me and said to my hotel. hmmmm. what to do with a woman who weighs as much as me? send her home in the jeep? get her some coffee first? take her to the hotel? well, the ego set in so we tryked to the hotel. once in the room she washed her face and came right to bed, snuggling up and watching tv. shortly thereafter the kissy-face started and omg that girl can kiss. i turned off the tv and in the dark the clothes came off. back to the dfk and she's gooooooooood. up came johnson after a few days of inactivity. she was shy to touch me and started off slow. she'd run her fingernail across my balls and send a shiver thru me. wow! the foreplay went on a long time, and from her breathing she was getting hot hot hot. "ohhh sheet!" everytime i ran my fingernail across her nipple. finally i ran my finger slowly down her belly (that's a lot of belly btw) to her nethers (to "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh" all the way down), and when i touched clit: "sheeeeet!" she spread her legs wider and the juice flowed out onto her leg: horny girl.

she was making me just as crazy with the dfk and touch. i was getting a bit too turned on from the foreplay. i was about to turn her on her back when she just moved down the bed and started a bj. holy shit she was good! great suction, she got a bit more than half my dick in her mouth, she varied her stroke length and also speed. she's been watching porn me thinks. this was heaven in the dark. sixty seconds into it i realized that it was going to be over in about 1 or 2 more minutes. finally i just grabbed her by the hair and gently pulled her back up to the pillow, and i rolled her onto her (large) backside and got on top, pulling her knees to her chest and pinning them there, shoving her crotch up into the air to meet my dick. she grabbed my dick to guide it in, and i put the head just to her vulva and hesitated. i remember thinking that i was too horny and would only last a few minutes, that's why i hesitated. the hesitation showed her own level of horny: she started pushing her crotch even higher into the air, trying to push my dick in deeper. she was breathing heavily now, dfk-ing and licking and sucking my neck. she was as crazy from the heat as i was. i pulled back up a bit, forcing her to push up even more if she wanted the full monty (and she did).

finally i slowly pushed it slowly all the way in and she went off like a firework. pussy started contracting hard on my cock and she lost control of her dfk and everything else. wow, what a moment for her. i finally started thrusting and realized that i had a few minutes at most here. two minutes of mish and i turned her over for some doggy. there's a lot of ass to grab onto with this gal, and i found the angle a bit odd, and another 2 minutes in doggy and i was getting close to finishing. i pulled out and was going to turn her over back to mish to finish inside of her, but in the turn she was able to push me over and down on the bed (joy of fucking someone who weighs what you weigh. better hope they are not as strong-willed as you are) on my back. she got on top of me for cowgirl, not on her knees, but by squatting on her feet (nice, her weight was not on me). her one redeeming feature is her large (and large nippled) solid tits, which were right in my face, which i took to sucking. she rode me like that for about 1 minute and i was getting ready shoot. i think she sensed that and she literally hopped off just before i went off, and went back down to suck my cock. many pinay will not do that, they will wipe the dick first, they seem to have an aversion to their own pussy juice. not this girl. she went right back to that same beautiful blowjob. i was able to take about 20 seconds of that and went off like a roman candle (few days of inactivity on my part makes for a sweet o). she didn't miss a beat and kept sucking it out of me. she not only swallowed it (one cough), but she went right back to sucking, slowly, lightly. this was heaven. i let her eat me for about 2 more solid minutes before pulling her back to me by her hair. my dick was still mildly hard and twitching. wow! encore!

once the heavy breathing subsided, she said: "i love dick. i miss it. i not sex till now since i'm fregnant my child. " wow, your child is 6. no sex since then? "no. my boyfriend leave me when i'm fregnant. no sex till now. " wow, what a horny performance. the smell of my cum was on her every breath. we talked a bit about her mom and dad, that's the last i remember and fell asleep.

i woke up to sun coming thru the window and the woman sucking my hard ([CodeWord140]-boner) cock. i was on my back and she was down next to me, curled into a fetal position, on her side. her body was at a right-angle to mine. her head was on my stomach using it like a pillow. i could see the back of her head and her chubby back. the back of her head was moving away, then towards my face, and she was sucking deep and slow. i let her do that for about 8-10 minutes after i woke up, she showed no sign of stopping. i had to [CodeWord134] like a thoroughbred. we showered and she said she needed to go home to her parents and child. while she was toweling off in the bathroom i stuck a blue note in her purse. she's quite chatty in person, and while dressing she told me that she'd sucked my dick in the morning for almost an hour while i was asleep. really! "yes. already i miss it haha. i go now". and with that we elevatored down to the street and i put her in a tryke home.

more later.

[Hutsori]

I was in the mall with my relatively new foreign phone and I stopped into a Globe store. I asked the counter girl there how to put this young lady in my 'ignore' list.

Ignore / block / screen / reject caller is not handled by the sim but by the operating system (OS). You using Android, Apple or something else? Just google "OS name" block screen call. I recall with Apple you'll need to download a free app - I'm still using a 3s-generation iphone with the older OS so things may have changed with later OS. Android has the capability built-in, but it differs by manufacturers.

[WestCoast1]

I recently had an incredible run of luck in province 'A'. Over a week of multiple glorious young pinay. Finally I was ready to jump on the bus and head to province be. I had almost a week planned there. Once there, after the long bus ride, it was my plan to not have a girl, to take an evening to do an hour of work, then walk about town and have dinner, then some reading and bed. I had txt my girl (even further out in another province) the day prior (Thursday) and we had agreed to meet at our hotel on Saturday (she assumed I was arriving Saturday). So its Friday evening, I'm relaxing in the hotel after a plate of sizzling chicken and san mig, when my phone starts blowing up from the girl. She has a confession: she has a pinoy boyfriend (unknown to me, and me unknown to him), and he has discovered her ruse (that she's coming to my province to be with me). Seems she cannot come and meet me.

Alas I was shocked and hurt. My dick suffered shrinkage from the blow. Well, a week without a girl? In the province? Nah, right? So I started going thru my local contact list of girls. Some I had not communicated with in a while, and they did not answer a txt. I was down to 3 older ladies whom I have either met before or chat on occasion: mid-40's, mid-30's, early-30's. All of them unattractive. The mid-40's gal (met once before briefly) must have been a beauty once, but 5 kids and jolibee changed all that. Mid-30's (met once before briefly) is a chubster who weighs as much as me. Early 30's is tiny, about 4' 6", 60 lbs, a face only her mother could love; from behind she appears to be a child (not even a teen). Nothing of my normal interest here. On day 2 there, suddenly my phone starts blowing up with txts from an 18 YO chatmate cutie that fell out of touch for a few months. I'd txt her my a few days prior just to say I was in phils. Before I could answer: "I know your at XYZ hotel. I'm coming there now in tryke. I want to stay your hotel tonight. " Ding ding ding! We have a winner. One asks: how did she know I was in town? How did she know what hotel? Ahhhh, the bamboo pipeline.

She came right to the front door of the hotel. The door guy opened the door, and she just stood there, looking tiny and unsure. I motioned her into the lobby but she just stood outside. I went outside to greet her and suddenly another girl jumped to her side (her best friend). She suggested we go to the room and talk, but she looked very young (the friend appeared a bit older, and is even prettier). I suggested we go find a watering hole and talk first, so they walked me a few blocks to a bar where we got a bucket of beers and their bakla friend joined in. The music was really loud and I leaned into the friend's ear and asked: how old are you? "Running 1 x". Whoa. That x is smaller than I wanted it to be. Back up now Westy. And how old is your friend? "She 18. She have child now. " I turned to the older girl and asked what she wanted to do in the hotel room. "We talk. We can internet. You have TV?" Um, anything else? Do you remember what we talked about doing online? "Sex? No. I won't. " OK, decision made quickly, back out of this Westy. I excused myself, saying I wasn't feeling well. Over the next 5 days this girl would continue to blow up my phone (20-30 txts / day: did you take your breakfast / lunch / dinner?) and stop by the hotel un-announced to 'talk', and continue to be an annoyance. Even after I left town for the big city she shot me about 10-15 txts per day with the same drivel. On my last day in town, I was on my way to the airport in the hotel van. I finally replied to one of her txts telling her that I was almost to the airport, and could she please stop txting me? "OMG don't go in airport now. I'm coming your hotel in tryke. Wait I will go in airport to see you and say goodbye". OMG yourself girl. Don't do that, they will not let you thru security at the airport. Oddly, the mid-30's girl would do the exact same thing. She txt and try to come to the hotel, then to the airport to get some emergency cash for a child illness. No kidding, at the exact same time I had two girls racing to my hotel, then to the airport, to see me (one for money, one just to say goodbye or ask for money).

To counter this constant barrage of txts, while still in town, I was in the mall with my relatively new foreign phone and I stopped into a Globe store. I asked the counter girl there how to put this young lady in my 'ignore' list. She seemed confused by the request. She called another girl over and they were both confused. Certainly the Globe SIM card must have an ignore list, where I can enter the gal's phone number and never be bothered by it again? More confusion. They looked thru the settings in my phone, but not the SIM card settings. They called someone on their phone to enquire, but they could not seem to understand the concept of an ignore list. I asked them if they understood that kind of thing in YM or FB and they said yes, they did. "You cannot do it in Globe sir. But I can fix it. " She pulled up the young lady's txt list (hundreds of them) and mass-deleted them. She also went into my contact list and deleted the contact. Just as she did that, there was the android warning: "Are you sure you want to delete this contact?" I tried to stop her from doing that, but too late, she permanently deleted the contact and number. "There. Now you will not see her messages. " Oh my. Complete misunderstanding. And if she sends me another txt, will I see that one? "Oh yes sir. Why?" Because I don't want to see it at all hun. Also now if she txts it will simply show a random phone number, not her name. "Oh. Yes. I see. Sorry po. " I left, dejected. "Sir maybe when you go in Manila you contact Globe there. " Even after I left the province, for several weeks she continued to blow up my phone with more than a dozen txts / day. I responded only once saying I was in Manila. You'd think after all those unanswered txts that she would slow down, but she didn't. The last txt she sent before I dumped the Globe card was: "You don't love me do you". Nope.

[Red Kilt]

Read the comments. Shows the range of what others (including women) think is (and is not) pretty. What's a girl got to do?

It's one of the reason I re-posted it WC because when I read the comments I was dumbfounded, especially by the guys who asked "what's so special about her?

I reckon they are 155 cm midgets who know they cannot ever have anyone like her and so they tear her down.

[WestCoast1]

Pity they don't come tall and slim like this in the Phils.

This woman is stunning IMHO.

http://9gag.com/gag/arpPnRB?ref=fb.s

Read the comments. Shows the range of what others (including women) think is (and is not) pretty. What's a girl got to do?

[Wicked Roger]

I suppose this should be in the Kazakhstan thread but then my mates on the Philippines board/thread would possibly miss out.

Pity they don't come tall and slim like this in the Phils.

This woman is stunning IMHO.

http://9gag.com/gag/arpPnRB?ref=fb.s

Agreed RK.

And I go there and work at times so it is very tough leaving the Philippines when I go to Astana, Almaty etc. Only problem is that many of my co workers there are as good looking as her and many come to work in very high heels which can be a distraction for a man at times LOL. But I always remain professional as you would expect!

[Red Kilt]

I suppose this should be in the Kazakhstan thread but then my mates on the Philippines board/thread would possibly miss out.

Pity they don't come tall and slim like this in the Phils.

This woman is stunning IMHO.

http://9gag.com/gag/arpPnRB?ref=fb.s

[Offshore Swell]

Well glad that WC has enjoyed his hotel. Must try it next time.

Every year when my Indonesian friends are observing Ramadan, I seem to find myself back in CDO attempting to breed with the local population and dropping great bundles of cash off to the incredibly fortuitous young lady that completes her university studies on my account.

Being the sly old fox, OS took a few days to advise this student of my position and used it to establish a couple of prospective breeding ventures with the local maidens. One which resulted in complete failure and another just came through in style. One of my most memorable punting experiences yet.

THE FIZZER.

Now OS approached this prospective breeding venture with an analytical mind and sent his spies to neighbouring cities with the rationale that the ladies here might be more innocent and if they were prepared to make the trip over to CDO then they were most likely quite likely candidates to play my little game of "hide the sausage", Having had success previously like this. He scouted out a couple of the nicer looking profiles on FC, got to work and soon had a lovely looking girl with limited funds ready to come over. No problem baby, let me "finance our companionship". Very soon 1300 pesos is winging its way along the western union telegraph to our fair maiden so she may obtain passage to my sumptious abode in the sky in SEDA hotel.

But this vixen outfoxed me, the western union was "closed" for two days. And then the money wasn't enough for her to get a van to CDO. So you know what baby? You enjoy that money. I don't care. I have had some memorable success with a little bit of blind trust. But not this time.

THE EXHILARATION OF SUCCESS.

Met a girl from DIA on the first night who was keen to meet, now CDO DIA girls seem to like to grill you on what you are doing in CDO, "well baby I am here to spead my seed amongst the most beautiful and willing maidens your fair city has to offer me".

Actually that is not the correct answer. Rather, over a bubble tea, OS makes the usual range of bullshit reasons for visiting this city, and then politely says goodby as she needs to return to her friends. She was a lovely looking girl, tall, nice innocent face and sweet as filipinas are. She was working part time at a fast food place.

No reply to a text the next day to her.

Now OS is wandering back to his hotel after lunch to get some cash from his room when in the middle of the mall bumps into her on her break from serving fried chicken or whatever it is they do to manufacture all those fat bottomed girls waddling around the malls of this country. OS says a polite Hello, as it was nice to see her and exchanges the "what are you doing" scenario. Before heading in the direction of hotel to go get the $$ She sort of follows along with me and so without any expectation OS asks if she wants to come along?

7 minutes later, OS is sliding the knickers down over the feet of this fair 19 YO maiden in his abode high in the sky above the mall. She calls her manager at The fast food joint, who needs her back in 20 minutes.

Now OS has always been able to respond to the pressure of deadlines so he got to work smartly and quite soon was experiencing great enjoyment between the thighs of this fair maiden. Before slipping back to lover levels and the street below with her. It was his desire to take a photo as she was a lovely looking girl but she was really sweet and OS just could not muster the forces in his black heart to do so. A honey. So Phils can certainly throw up some WOW moments. Or they did today.

With regard to the club scene, CDO seems but a shadow of its former self, lots of street action around Divisoria but the quality in the remaining KTV's was lacking, a couple of the good ones now closed and a rat running around in the other while trying to close a deal with a couple of less than optimal maidens for some services that OS desired at that time.

But all in all, fairly representative of the ups and down's of our craft. Exhilarating and frustrating and you never know which one is around the corner. Just mind the rat.

Enjoy. OS.