2004 Archived Reports

[Gekko]

Here's some of the hotels I'd recommend in the order I'd recommend them. All are safe and haven't had problems leaving stuff behind.

Hotel Cascadas in the alley is $35.00 for single, $40.00 double right in the heart of Zona Norte. If you need the quiet rooms, as for rooms on the 4th or 5th floor. This is where I stayed last time. Good hot water, decent rooms with working TV.

For a little bit more try Hotel Villa de Zaragosa on Madera between 7th & 8th St. behind Jai Lai stadium. Excellent rooms with working TV, spacious bath room w/ hot water and nice tiled bench, and heater, very spacious. Has a little restaurant for okay food. Or, you can eat at Ricardo's which is a little bit better. Walking distance to Zona Norte is about 7min.

Also, I think its on 7th, there's the Hotel Paris. Stayed there in the summer, can't remember if there was a working heater. Rooms are clean with spacious shower.

[CC Train]

It was such a fluke how I discovered TJ back in July 2001 and thats because I live in Orlando Fl.

My first trip report as I just recently discovered the board.

Me and some friends went to Vegas for 7 days. I planned a trip to LA for the last 3 days to meet a friend I knew.

So toward the end when I was ready to go, 3 of the guys(who stayed at a different hotel) had to leave the room early.

So I told them I was going to LA for 3 days if they wanted to come along. They said sure and they also knew 2 guys in LA that we can meet up.

So as we were driving to LA, the 2 guys said they were going to TJ and asked if we wanted to party down there.

We said sure. We have never been down there so we didn't know what to expect.

So we got down there, walked across and drank at a bar.

We were there drinking for about 3 hrs and it was about 1am and the 2 LA guys were talking about prostitutes down the street and such and how cheap it was.

We kinda laugh it off as we have never had prostitutes before.

But after a few more beer, we were all ready to go.

They took the 4 of us first to AB.

I was just in awe of the atmosphere there.

There were so many girls there and they told us and pretty much any of the girls would have sex with us for the right price.

So I'm wondering around, nervous and shy as hell just drinking away. I finally spotted a chic I found very attractive and I was too nervous to approach her.

So one of my buddy went up to her as asked her for me.

He told me $60, and I was like "thats it?" so up to the room we went.

Man I was so damm nervous as I have never been with a prostitute before.

I was wobbling around like a virgin.

We took off our clothes and for some reason I went down on her.

I did that for about 10mins and I went missionary on her.

Did that for another 10mins she wanted doggy.

As I was doing doggy, my wang wang went jello on me, I was kinda of embaress so I pretended I was done. (now remembered I've been drinking like a camel all night).

I gave her another $20 and again I don't know why.

Went down stairs and sat in the bar for a while sobering up.

(Needless to say I was quite disappointed)

Once all the guys got their turn, we decided to leave.

Just as we were leaving, I saw the hottest petit chick coming from downstair. But we were leaving so I was kicking myself.

So as we were on our way out, the 2 LA guys said they would like to stay a little longer but didn't have any more money.

I didn't hesitate and offer to lend them the money even though I only met them that night.

So we headed back to AB but the HOT chick were going back up there. Damm there goes my disappointment again.

I sat there patiently waiting her to return. It seems like forever but she finally returned.
Being a dumbass like myself, I was to shy to approach her right away. I finally got the courage to approach her but some older guy got to her first, damm I am a dumbass.

Luckily, she brushed him off(don't know why) and I went to her and asked her about going upstair. She said $60 and that was NO PROBLEM.

Man, that chick rocked my world.

I think I blew the biggest wad that night.

I was now forever hooked on this TJ scene.

So I finally left shortly after that and all I could think of was when I can return as I live in Orlando.

[Mutha Foo]

Hummer, Try Hotel Zaragoza ($40 US) but if you want the best hotel stay at Camino Real, it will cost you $100 US.

Mutha.

[HummerKing]

Guys, where can I find an okay hotel/motel to stay at in TJ?

[ImTheMan1]

Madona's, Pent House, and Amnesia also have a cover charge.

[Gekko]

If you're workin' the alley, it doesn't matter what time you're there. At night, it is well lit. You can hang out at Hotel Casacadas and watch the chicas go up. You'll find a row of chairs that mongers sit at hooting the girls on as they go up. Very well lit there. You can watch the HK and Miami girls go up too getting the louder yells. Alley girls are $25 including the room. Pretty tough to get it lower than that unless its one that isn't going up often enough. If you can stoop that low power to you. If you don't go when the sun goes down what do you miss. The better looking women that come out to play. You snooze, you lose.

[ManWithStamina]

Divas across from Jai Lai palace. They charge a cover.

man

[Country John]

Poke:

I am "afraid" of being in the wrong place at the wrong time and not having the odds in my favor. Besides that I'm usually ony in town during the weekdays and mornings are spent driving to TJ and business meetings until about 1PM. By 5PM I should have done a 2pop and be ready for the run home.

Be Safe and BE NICE
Country John

[Explorer8939]

Can anyone name a Revo strip club that has a cover charge (except for Lord Black's at the south end)?

[Travel Time]

So Hong Kong is a strip club in Zona Norte? What is the alley? Is that the area around Adelitas?

I'll be in TJ in a few weeks. I'll be sure to report back.

TT

[Pokey]

Hong Kong , is my favorite bar in the zone to sit around and have a beer. The girls don't bother you there, if you want one you tell the waiter to bring her over to you, but you can also walk over to the girl, and ask her to take you upstairs for $80-$50.( bargain for $50) You can also get private dance in the booths, I think 2 for $20, full nude, put you fingers anywhere. ( I don't usually do this I rather just take them upstairs)

Regarding Revolution strip clubs and the entrance fee. They are two prices, one they can get away with and charge $5 to $10, and free.
If you want the free price, just walk away, and they will call you back, and let you go in for free.

I think you can get in free at most places, but I'm not really sure, I hardly go to Revolution anymore, because they do try to rip you off, with high prices, and you have to try to figure out, who the real women are.

CJ, TJ is safe at night. What are you afraid of, you being ex L.E.
TJ, comes alive at night, days are kinda boring.

[Country John]

Kencal MD:

Others may differ but I stick to daylight hours in the Zona for mostly safety reasons and also to work the Alley. I get a much better look at the girls during the day so I can choose wisely. You can get a decent deal early in the week, I've done well on Thursdays. I avoid the Weekend nights as much as possible -too much noise and people. I like to get in and out as fast as possible (while enjoying a coke between pops).

Be Safe and BE NICE
Country John

[Etaoin2003]

Hong Kong is attached to Miami Bar, which is more of a "normal" dances-with-putas club. And it's on Callejon Coahuila ("the alley"), full of street girls. So you won't go home frustrated.

[ManWithStamina]

Hong Kong is my favorite strip club, right now. It is hit or miss on revolution. Too many chicks with dicks. As far as Strip Clubs go, no they are not all alike.

man

[Kencal MD]

I'm going down to TJ next week. Does anybody have suggestions if it's worthwhile to go during the day? If so can I get a better deal during the day?