Pattaya Reports

[Toumai]

AO,

I checked your reports but could not find mention of many MPs other than Paradise. In any case which ones would you recommend for noon action?

BTW thanks for detailed reports, its rather rare to see such feedback now a days.

The names of the numerous MPs dotted along the whole stretch of Soi Honey is really immaterial. You just need to saunter the whole Soi, and double back if you want, and see what's, or rather who's out there sitting in the shop verandas. Most will be beckoning you wildly, trust me. So just pick any one you fancy. It's really the luck of the draw for that particular moment you passed by that particular MP. The puying of your dreams may have just started her shift, or finished a ST, and may has just come out to the shop balcony for her next custom. As you passed by. LOL.

[NuMonger]

AO,

I checked your reports but could not find mention of many MPs other than Paradise. In any case which ones would you recommend for noon action?

BTW thanks for detailed reports, its rather rare to see such feedback now a days.

M,

One of the oldest soapies is Sabai dee, opp BigC on 2nd road. Honey is adjacent, which has had good reviews. They open by 12 noon, but warms up only around 3 pm.

Then there is the rasputin, betwn soi 5' and 6, which is more luxurious and expensive, though the better ones trickle in only by 5 pm. 2500 bt to 5000 bht.

Then there is always the double action Devils Den, near LK. 3800 bht will get you PSE for an HR with two Wgs, even in afternoons, you can out call also.

All the best.

NM.

[Shansawy]

I have a confession: there's one thing I really miss in Pattaya. When I'm in BKK (typically Soi Cowboy) one of my great pleasures is to visit a gogo bar, ogle all the dancers, then barfine a chubby, average looking waitress. There's a commotion in the bar with all the girls wooping and cheering their, supposedly unattractive, sister as she proudly struts into the changing room to fetch her street clothes. In 9 out of 10 cases she puts on a stellar performance in my bed because she's greatly pleased with the way her evening has worked out.

Then there's Pattaya. I've tried this a few times (typically around LK Metro) and the reaction is mostly the same. The mamasan eyes me without favour and says "I cannot spare my waitresses so early in the evening. Come back after midnight!" OK, I guess that the "waitress trade" is well developed in Soi Cowboy and they maintain some extra employees for clients with strange taste (like me), whereas in Pattaya they don't? Still, does anyone know of gogo bars where one can barfine a waitress even early in the evening?

It is good to know that I am not alone in that game, I have done that a couple times but never told anyone about it.

And you are right these girls are top performance and if their English is good enough listen to their stories about what happen in the bar and you will get be amazed.

[ActionOriented]

I have a confession: there's one thing I really miss in Pattaya. When I'm in BKK (typically Soi Cowboy) one of my great pleasures is to visit a gogo bar, ogle all the dancers, then barfine a chubby, average looking waitress. There's a commotion in the bar with all the girls wooping and cheering their, supposedly unattractive, sister as she proudly struts into the changing room to fetch her street clothes. In 9 out of 10 cases she puts on a stellar performance in my bed because she's greatly pleased with the way her evening has worked out.

Then there's Pattaya. I've tried this a few times (typically around LK Metro) and the reaction is mostly the same. The mamasan eyes me without favour and says "I cannot spare my waitresses so early in the evening. Come back after midnight!" OK, I guess that the "waitress trade" is well developed in Soi Cowboy and they maintain some extra employees for clients with strange taste (like me), whereas in Pattaya they don't? Still, does anyone know of gogo bars where one can barfine a waitress even early in the evening?

I have wondered the same in relation to cashiers and waitresses in discos but apparently the scene for them both in Bangkok and Pattaya remain the same, they are like FL's / normal girls, it's up to them whether they want to go with you.

But I do know that waitresses in some a Go-Gos are bar finable. I was meeting up with a friend in Pattaya and he had been staying there for a while, there was a girl along with him (similar to the description you gave) and my friend introduced her as a waitress working at Babydolls a-GoGo (on walking street), since he had bar fined her the previous night she had spent the last night with him and since the next day was her day off, she spent the entire day with my friend (which is when we met her). In fact this waitress was so cool, she accompanied a group of 3 guys on a Go-Go hop (in LK metro) and bar crawl (on soi 6). After a couple of days, we landed up at Babydolls and I found her working there and she took care of the bins and the girls near out table. So some of the waitresses are indeed available for take out, you just need to look for them or wait it out.

[Priamos]

I have a confession: there's one thing I really miss in Pattaya. When I'm in BKK (typically Soi Cowboy) one of my great pleasures is to visit a gogo bar, ogle all the dancers, then barfine a chubby, average looking waitress. There's a commotion in the bar with all the girls wooping and cheering their, supposedly unattractive, sister as she proudly struts into the changing room to fetch her street clothes. In 9 out of 10 cases she puts on a stellar performance in my bed because she's greatly pleased with the way her evening has worked out.

Then there's Pattaya. I've tried this a few times (typically around LK Metro) and the reaction is mostly the same. The mamasan eyes me without favour and says "I cannot spare my waitresses so early in the evening. Come back after midnight!" OK, I guess that the "waitress trade" is well developed in Soi Cowboy and they maintain some extra employees for clients with strange taste (like me), whereas in Pattaya they don't? Still, does anyone know of gogo bars where one can barfine a waitress even early in the evening?

[ActionOriented]

AO,

I checked your reports but could not find mention of many MPs other than Paradise. In any case which ones would you recommend for noon action?

BTW thanks for detailed reports, its rather rare to see such feedback now a days.

Among the naughty massage places, I tried out PP Massage (twice - same girl, she was pretty but a starfish) and Paradise massage (twice, once for FS and once for BJ) on soi Honey. I walked down soi Chaiyapoon which has Aree massage and 5-6 other run down massage parlors all of which are open during the day. But I found Chaiyapoon severely lacking in quality of decent looking girls, IMHO. I passed through this soi on different days at all hours (may twice in one day). The quality on soi Honey was much better and there are 3-4 straight massage shops on this soi one or two are oriented towards LB's (so watch out). So if you are passing through Chaiyapoon, and do not find anything attractive, I suggest keep walking onto 3rd road and you will find Bliss Lounge which although I am yet to try I have heard good things about (its a BJ bar).

FYI, although not massage parlors, but soi 6 bars are open 2pm onwards, so you can ST girls for the same price and a drink on the 6 as well. Just opens up more options for day time action.

[Margaya]

AO,

I checked your reports but could not find mention of many MPs other than Paradise. In any case which ones would you recommend for noon action?

BTW thanks for detailed reports, its rather rare to see such feedback now a days.

Ahh, the story with you and your regularsis always exciting. I do hope you will report some new hotties soon (and go check out the massage parlors I told you about, 5 minutes from where you stay, also FS on the premises will cost you between 500-700 baht). On a side note, I am still drooling over the photos of the girl with a bubble butt that you shared.

Your observations re bar fines are spot on. IMHO bar fining is for tourists, not for those who have the patience to play the long game.

[Pipe Layer99]

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You can think as much as you want about the price of a HJ, unless you find a girl who agrees with your thinking you will be down to shake your own hand.

I wouldn't consider a HJ at any price. The input on suggested price was provided to answer another member's question. I can't imagine anyone coming here and not finding a lady to agree with their thinking. :-)

[Mouse1]

It is a "willing buyer. Willing seller" market, not a government run economy with fixed prices.

You can think as much as you want about the price of a HJ, unless you find a girl who agrees with your thinking you will be down to shake your own hand.

thank you. My point exactly but more succinctly put.

I remember a few years back some newbie on this forum ranting about the price of FS given the high ratio of girls to guys in Pattaya, saying 'Haven't they heard about the Law of Supply and Demand?' LOL.

I sat next to an Indian gentleman on a flight a couple of years back as he bragged about 'getting two escort girls back to his room for 10,000 bht'. But He only wanted a HJ... He thought that was a great deal...

[ActionOriented]

I haven't gotten around to that girl yet. The regulars are keeping me busy. .

As for bar fines, I don't see any value in paying it. There are just too many girls available. I like to take things slow and look for the ones I like (and the ones willing to come over after work). Sometimes the girls agree to come after work and other times they don't. When they pass on the offer, I just keep going. I know there's going to be another beautiful one along the way.

Ahh, the story with you and your regularsis always exciting. I do hope you will report some new hotties soon (and go check out the massage parlors I told you about, 5 minutes from where you stay, also FS on the premises will cost you between 500-700 baht). On a side note, I am still drooling over the photos of the girl with a bubble butt that you shared.

Your observations re bar fines are spot on. IMHO bar fining is for tourists, not for those who have the patience to play the long game.

[Pipe Layer99]

Do you have to get her phone number surreptitiously, or do you just hand out your card with your number on it. I suspect the establishment / management may have a problem with bypassing the barfine.

If I like the girl I just ask for her number. If she says ok, I hand her my phone and let her call. If she says she can not do it then I leave it up to her. I don't want her getting into trouble for that. There have been a couple of times where the girl has gone to the bathroom or changing area and comes back with her number on a piece of paper. On several occasions, I have run into the same girls after work. Some of them that didn't get barfined go out party with friends or they go to the club to find that special man.

[ConquerorVal]

I haven't paid a bar fine in about a year.

Do you have to get her phone number surreptitiously, or do you just hand out your card with your number on it. I suspect the establishment / management may have a problem with bypassing the barfine.

[Pipe Layer99]

Now, now gentlemen, let's not be jealous. Anyone familiar with Mr. E's posts knows that his girls are eager to go with him for what HE pays and they keep coming back for more. Obviously, HE turns them on and they're happy to be with him. I would call him frugal; not a cheap Charlie. Believe it or not but girls respect that in a man.

I don't pay my regulars more than 500 baht for ST either and they keep calling me again and again wanting to go see me. I never have to call them. We always have fun while they're with me and they're happy with the money. Remember that 500 Baht for 30 minutes work is good money for them. The fact that they can get more from the suckers makes no difference to me.

Oh, yeah, and HE's right about the small hole in the wall massage joints too. Most of the girls will ask for more but settle on 200 baht for a standard HJ. So why pay more? It's easy money for them.

I totally agree.
My man Mr. E has his own MO and it works. In the past, I remember paying some bar fines. I did it more often in the first two years. But then after hanging out with him and gaining more experience in Thailand my thoughts on the subject changed. I haven't paid a bar fine in about a year.

[Pipe Layer99]

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The girls go wild and want to get into the sack with you both ASAP was my take away from the evening. You need a bigger stick to beat of the ladies

PL99 played around a fair bit with the Alcatraz girl though. I am sure he would never bar fine her, wonder if after trading numbers the girl ended up in his room.

I haven't gotten around to that girl yet. The regulars are keeping me busy. .

As for bar fines, I don't see any value in paying it. There are just too many girls available. I like to take things slow and look for the ones I like (and the ones willing to come over after work). Sometimes the girls agree to come after work and other times they don't. When they pass on the offer, I just keep going. I know there's going to be another beautiful one along the way.

[Wolvenvacht]

I understood what was written and I disagreed. My opinion is very different for a few reasons. I have my own idea of how much a HJ is worth irregardless of whether its in a legit place, semi-legit, or any other place. If I go get a massage, I only want an actual massage. Only once in Bangkok I did something more. I got a foot massage at a semi-legit place. After that, I took a younger / prettier girl upstairs for an oil massage. I was feeling good and a little horny so I ended up getting FS for 1000. That was one occasion in 14 trips.

But as was stated in the earlier post by Breadman, the girl wanted 1000 baht for a HJ and I presume HE didn't take the offer. IMO 300-500 would be ok. Personally, I would never give 1000 for just a HJ. I think that's too much for a hand shake.

It is a "willing buyer. Willing seller" market, not a government run economy with fixed prices.

You can think as much as you want about the price of a HJ, unless you find a girl who agrees with your thinking you will be down to shake your own hand.