Phuket Reports

[Socker]

Here's a TR I made a week ago.

Part 1.

I'm here after 8 days in Australia, did not partake there. I thought I might as well try the place out (Phuket) and treat the wife to a Thailand Adventure. In 2 days I am basically 0 for 2 in monger attempts. One was yesterday w / one of the hundreds of massage girls sitting in front of these shops.

I specifically asked for a massage and blow job w / pics for 300/1000 b a total of 1300 b for the works. This wasn't a big effort but I had not unloaded for a while so I was counting on Phuket action. I moved around and asked a few w / mostly cautious responses and then found a game lady.

We went up stairs to some shitty mattress on the floor and she proceeded with the most lame massage possible. I guess if she tried she could of made it worse then it already was. These numerous massage shops are probably all the same w / some aimless rubbing and squeezing. So I moved the action to the BJ and all of a sudden this was not in her repertoire, it was a half hour ago, but not now.

I say okay our session is over and get dressed. She ask for an additional 50 b, I look at what I have, no 50's so I ask do you have change for a hundred, she doesn't so I give her 20 and walk. She is behind me swearing, you fucker, you fucker. Once outside I tell the person in charge what had happened and get nowhere. I leave w / all of them (10 girls) jeering me, haha, you just can't win. I am stopped across the street by another group of massage parlor girls and the ones behind me are yelling and spoiling my hunting for a nice juicy BJ w / pics. Don't know what will happen if I happen to walk up that way with my wife, will avoid.

Phuket is not a monger's market in a practical sense, conventional tourism is everywhere and in your face, real mongering is proving to be a hardship so far.

Later that night (11 pm) I went out to try and find some satisfaction, maybe a nice Go Go dancer would be available on Bangla. As I walked up from the beach I didn't see any decent bars and then near the end I saw one w / actual ladies dancing on the bars and they looked good. The music wasn't unbearable and so I sat down next to a beauty I spotted as I walked in. She was fine, with a beautiful set of tits, long silky hair and a killer bod.

Well. Haha, my story doesn't get any better, matter of fact I don't recall a worse fuck then this little cutie turned out to be.

THE WORST FUCK OF MY LIFE. So bad I didn't even get close to fucking her.

DRINK ****? Haha, last night (every night) she is the queen of drink sluts and it was a tag team affair between the bartender, manager and the dancer. They just tossed me around like a (Kenny) rag doll, haha, they were good, before I knew it I was out 1500 b, not including my drinks (600 b). Enough for now.

I'll get to that fun later, I need to look after the wife right now, it's dinner time.

I'm in Phuket for a few days. It would be great to get some experienced intel if any BMs are around, I'll buy the beer.

Cheers, I'll be out again tonight for more, obviously a little more savvy.

Wow.

Part 2.

Right now headed for a day of snorkling and sight seeing, good weather or not, Ko Phi Phi here we come. Will continue the TR, hopefully w some juicy Thai action.

I guess Phuket is a good place to take your honey if you like crowds and beach. I did love Karon Beach, really good for body surfing, outstanding beach. A lot of nice bikinied pussies to look at while resting between body surfing.

And.

I'll never come back here again! This place is for rich dudes that want to impress and bed DRINK SLUTS and or drunk fucks that like to be worked for their hard earned money.

That's what I saw on my go around here Monday night 11/14. If you as a monger are here to bed some fun loving pussy well then, you better have some good shoes, you will be looking all night.

I just returned empty handed to my hotel room and I will not bother any more w / pussy hunting in Phuket.

If I had known this before I would never have put Phuket in my vacation plans. Granted this trip is not a pure monger trip as I have the wife tagging along but FUCK, I should be able to do a simple sneak out with good results. NOT HERE!

From what I've seen Phuket ladies have a code and that code is no GFE! From place to place it's completely adhered to, sure handjobs galore, but nothing more then that + CBJs, HJs, or CFS. My hometown in the USA is better then this. Haha, I'll never come back anywhere near here.

Today started at 6 am for a day trip, and then off to Bamboo Island (for imaginary snorkeling), then to Monkey Beach, another fucked up eco system about to be destroyed, and then PhiPhi Island.

In a nut shell. THE GLASS IS MORE THAN HALF EMPTY here in Thailand.

All the tourist boats drop anchors on these delicate eco systems a 100 times a day, thru out Thailand fisheries apparently. Of course the snorkeling was a joke (fish habitats are dead) but I seem to be the only one disappointed.

CONVERSELY, In the PI on a few snorkeling trips the boats tied up to government moorings, NO ANCHORING ALLOWED!

Thailand you are really fucking up your wildlife.

Now back to the important stuff. Pussy.

So get home and a quick dinner w / the wife and out the door, first on my list tonight was Suzy Wongs because of internet intel. As I am walking to the joint I start feeling a shit coming on but not too strong. Just before I get to SWs I realize, I got to get rid of this. I walk into SWs and the ladies are 100% nude (finally good news) and put my brella down and head for the CR, no paper in the CR. The women look great but now I got to find a shiter.

Soon after I do (10 b) and head back to SWs and now a different crew is on stage w / bikinis. I buy a brew and watch the ridiculous scene of drunk young dudes being plied by the pro dancers. Is this shit suppose to be fun?? The beer was $6 + and I watch this ridiculous scene for 10 minutes. These chicks are not going to give any dude GFE, they're going to take your money, that's their job.

PHUKET STINKS for good hearted mongers looking for some good / fun pussy.

I then head for home hoping I would get lucky in the blow job dept (I'm confident).

I instantly think, Christens (whatever) the big pink place. I get there and talk to two different managers, oh no, no kissing is allowed, oh no. Condom for everything including blow jobs, so what am I to do.

I sit and drink a beer and get up and leave. I still have hope w / the numerous massage places along the way. Every time I ask about BJs it's oh no, or silence w / a covered grin. I ask and I ask and then one finally says okay. She is more then decent looking and she says she wants 1500 b for full service. I told her just give me a good BJ w / out condom and I'll give 2000 b. She says yes and in the room changes her mind. By now I am pissed as you can tell. This all happened less then an hour ago. This place is shit.

[Gregbro]

I have now been here for 1 week and it is empty of women in all bars everywhere, finishing some old ugly women! Where have all the Thai chicks gone?

I am in Patong now, and there are girls everywhere. A lot of hot and beautiful girls who will please you in all ways, in exchange of some Baht. I don't know where you have been during your stay in Phuket, but your statement is totally wrong re Patong. And O will be very surprised if other places in Phuket are emty of women, and that you only can fins somefew and ugly girls. If you not have anything more or else to report, I suggest that you use your time to something more positive than reporting bullshit in this very valuable forum. If anybody wants some advises or telephone numbers to women who will give you a wonderfull experience, you are welcome to send me a private message.

[DwayneJohnson]

I have now been here for 1 week and it is empty of women in all bars everywhere, finishing some old ugly women! Where have all the Thai chicks gone?

I was there only 5 nights and had 4 beautiful babes.

I picked them from seduction club.

Phuket is amazing place.

During day went to zip-lining, zorbing and scuba diving with them and enjoyed whole night.

Katherine in Phuket town is also pretty good.

May be I am lucky or you are looking at wrong places.

[Mickekung]

I have now been here for 1 week and it is empty of women in all bars everywhere, finishing some old ugly women! Where have all the Thai chicks gone?

[Sonic Bam]

I went to Christin this evening, 5:30 pm. About 30 in the fishbowl. 3,300 Bht for 75 minutes. Massage, bath, one pop.

I chose #62, Jip / Gip from Chiang Mai. Tiny wee thing, 24 years, some evidence of a baby. Room was pretty good. Big, clean, bath, wet area, double bed.

Started with a body to body soapy slide on an inflatable mattress while the bath filled, bath then on to bed for main event. It all felt a bit choreographed and hurried. I could probably been out inside 40 minutes.

[TonyIndian]

Good to know. But how do you know it's a brothel? I just took stroll using Google street view. Even Katherine Massage has no sign. All the signage is in Thai, (Duh!) But I did find a Bank, LOL. So, how did you stumble into them. (I'm assuming it's easier to spot them at night.) Thanks in advance.

Most of them say Massage parlor on the outside. The protocol is that you pick a girl and go with her to one of the hotels nearby. I got shown this area by my Thai friend.

But you have to be careful. Some of them are really crappy places. Katherine is in the nice area though.

[Wolvenvacht]

Good to know. But how do you know it's a brothel? I just took stroll using Google street view. Even Katherine Massage has no sign. All the signage is in Thai, (Duh!) But I did find a Bank, LOL. So, how did you stumble into them. (I'm assuming it's easier to spot them at night.) Thanks in advance.

Maybe when business is slow, some of the teller girls in the Bank may be interested too, perhaps. Some of these girls in their bank-uniform look really hot.

[Java Man]

If you go on your own, just find your way to Katherine massage, and walk around the blocks near it, this is the red light district. There are about 20 nice brothels in that block.

Good to know. But how do you know it's a brothel? I just took stroll using Google street view. Even Katherine Massage has no sign. All the signage is in Thai, (Duh!) But I did find a Bank, LOL. So, how did you stumble into them. (I'm assuming it's easier to spot them at night.) Thanks in advance.

[Terjep]

You are 20 min drive from Patong. The best solution?

Sorry. Bit of a confusion. I wrote Thalang in my request for info. Turns out I'm at Hilltops at the south end of Surin beach.

Looking forward to info.

[CuriouSexplorer]

Sorry. Bit of a confusion. I wrote Thalang in my request for info. Turns out I'm at Hilltops at the south end of Surin beach.

Looking forward to info.

[CuriouSexplorer]

Gentlemen,

I'm visiting Phuket in a few weeks. Did quite a bit of RTFF but still need some info if you can help out.

I'm with some sales team people and am booked in some place called Thalang. On the map this looks way far from Patong etc. And unfortunately I'll only be able to slip away a couple of hours a day.

Any ideas on whether there is any action in the Thalang area? Or which would be closest area, as I'm unlikely to be able to find the time to commute to Patong everyday.

Also, could anyone help out in understanding the prevalent rates across the spectrum, right from the lower end to the best places in town. I'm not keen on picking up girls from the bars. So good soapies, massage joints and brothels is possible. My objective is half a dozen trips if I can manage.

Thanks

[TonyIndian]

I would highly appreciate the phone numbers of Russian (or any other attractive caucasian) ladies who work independently on Phuket.

[TonyIndian]

Definitely worth visiting. They are unspoilt and off the tourist trail. They are patronized by the local mafia and wealthy Thais.

There are several classes of brothels. The cheap ones start at 300 B-600 B and are shit. Some of the girls are nice looking, but the rooms are dingy and dirty. Not recommended.

In the nice places they start at 1500 (90 minutes).

Amazing quality and performance. Very good looking girls that fuck like professionals, MUCH better than the bar girls.

Here's a video, as a sample of the quality that is available. This girl was an underwear model from Bangkok. Cost: 2800 B for 90 minutes including jacuzzi bath and massage:

http://tinypic.com/r/25g9ro3/8

(Sorry Jackson, tried to attach the video but got the error "video. Zip. Upload of file failed. ".

If you want to go there I could ride with you. I live at Rawai beach but currently I don't have a car so if you can pick me up I am down for a night out to Phuket Town. If you go on your own, just find your way to Katherine massage, and walk around the blocks near it, this is the red light district. There are about 20 nice brothels in that block.

[AirlineCrew]

Hey guys,

Just read this on craigslist:

http://bangkok.craigslist.co.th/cas/4737114899.html

Now before the trolls come out and tell me I'm a loser for using CL in Thailand, I know you don't need CL in Thailand to get laid. It's called entertainment reading so crawl back under your bridges LOL.

On Topic:

Scary shit, so always wear a condom and stay clear from this girl.

Oh and BTW, not my add, never been to Phuket.

Wow I might have saved your lives just now, you are welcome!

I'm such a hero LOL.

Cheers.

ALC

[Lanthano]

After a somewhat mixed experience in Bangkok, I'm looking for some good options for short time night fun (and release) next to checking out the bars at night.

Before saying RTFF, I've done my research and want some personal up to date recommendations for Patong. Which massage? Which go go bar? Which nightclub is the best?

Any good massage options in Patong besides Christines (which I read costs well over 2 k baht).

Thank you for any light you can shed on these questions.