Pattaya Reports

[Uncle Volodya]

Met up with some of the fellows from the Club crawl on Soi 6. Found someone to my liking at Red Point Bar. 90 baht Singha, 100 LD, 350 baht BF, 1000 FS. She sold me when she started talking dirty to me. We're going to do a mini Gentleman's club crawl tomorrow.
Was told by several WG's, all bars and clubs will be closed Friday for the King's Birthday. Time to make alternate plans.

Thanks for the interesting post Java man. Not much is posted about these clubs so this is some good info. I will try and find to check them out when I'll be in Patts at the end of the month. I am curious, how would girls at Kinaree compare (in terms of looks) to girls at the best Gogogs?

[LittleBigMan]

How about this - http://www.bangkokpost.com/news/gene...-year-songkran.

This article is not applicable to this Birthday, The two holidays or events have the worse record for Thailand, If you know or seen Songkran especially in Pattaya every law that exist regarding drinking and driving is broken. It is not much better during New Years except shorter!

I've been here for 9 of his Birthday and some are closed but majority are open. I will give you this due to the coup and new leader there is a question mark to this day since the guy is basically his puppet.

He himself has said on his day he wants people to be happy and have fun and when it comes to Thai you can't do that unless you drink? It is what they work and live for?

[TellAll]

Met up with some like minded individuals from a local Pattaya forum Tuesday afternoon. Crawl started at 1:30p. First three clubs are located in the Pattaya Park Tower area. First stop was Kinnaree Place. Located south of WS. 80 baht moto taxi should get you there. Nice big comfortable club, with lots of ladies. 80 baht beers, 350 BF, 700 BJ, 1000 FS. Small selection of sandwiches for 249 baht. 130 LD, IIRC. Lots of doable ladies. Good club to relax and chill. I'll be back to this club. Kinnaree is open from 1p to 9p.

2. Heaven Gentleman's Club, out of the way place, not far from Kinnaree. Not many ladies present at 3pish. 350 BF, 1000 FS, club has a pool and on Fridays, the ladies are in bikini's. Day of our visit 200 baht added to bill to cover food buffet, removed if do not eat. Too far off the beaten path and not enough ladies. I will NOT be back.

3. Jade House, interesting setup, has indoor and outdoor areas. Lots of average ladies, but 2 very doable. Interestingly, many in the group partook. Very dark bar area. Very friendly ladies. 80 beers, 350 BF, 1000 FS. I may return to get better acquainted with two of the ladies. Open from 1p to 8p.

4. Carre Blanc. More ladies present since my initial visit. Some of the group also partook. Was two for one drink night. LD excluded. Open from 1p to 12a.

5. Club 4. Finally made it to this club. Like Telephone club, located in a quiet residential neighborhood. Got buzzed in, Club is narrow and long. Young ladies dressed in tied tops, very short skits, Come Fuk Me Pumps, and NO PANTIES!! 350 BF, 600 BJ, 1000 FS. FS done upstairs. BJ done in raise Japanese style bed, in a curtain enclosure. Group thought it had the best lineup of the clubs. For me, Kinnaree club had more variety. I'll BE back to this club. Closes at 12a

The group started to thin out towards the end of the crawl. The remaining members continued on to LK Metro and hit a few.

Agogos. Lady Love had a shower show. One of the shower show girls took a fancy to me. Next thing I know, I'm BF'ing her. Fun time back at the hotel. I finally went to sleep almost 6a. Long fun day.

Don't know what day you went to Kinaree, but I went there on Saturdays. They have Bar be Que buffet for 350 bht. If spend 350 on drinks or women, the food is free. I thought it was pretty good.

[Java Man]

Met up with some of the fellows from the Club crawl on Soi 6. Found someone to my liking at Red Point Bar. 90 baht Singha, 100 LD, 350 baht BF, 1000 FS. She sold me when she started talking dirty to me. We're going to do a mini Gentleman's club crawl tomorrow.
Was told by several WG's, all bars and clubs will be closed Friday for the King's Birthday. Time to make alternate plans.

[Java Man]

Met up with some like minded individuals from a local Pattaya forum Tuesday afternoon. Crawl started at 1:30p. First three clubs are located in the Pattaya Park Tower area. First stop was Kinnaree Place. Located south of WS. 80 baht moto taxi should get you there. Nice big comfortable club, with lots of ladies. 80 baht beers, 350 BF, 700 BJ, 1000 FS. Small selection of sandwiches for 249 baht. 130 LD, IIRC. Lots of doable ladies. Good club to relax and chill. I'll be back to this club. Kinnaree is open from 1p to 9p.

2. Heaven Gentleman's Club, out of the way place, not far from Kinnaree. Not many ladies present at 3pish. 350 BF, 1000 FS, club has a pool and on Fridays, the ladies are in bikini's. Day of our visit 200 baht added to bill to cover food buffet, removed if do not eat. Too far off the beaten path and not enough ladies. I will NOT be back.

3. Jade House, interesting setup, has indoor and outdoor areas. Lots of average ladies, but 2 very doable. Interestingly, many in the group partook. Very dark bar area. Very friendly ladies. 80 beers, 350 BF, 1000 FS. I may return to get better acquainted with two of the ladies. Open from 1p to 8p.

4. Carre Blanc. More ladies present since my initial visit. Some of the group also partook. Was two for one drink night. LD excluded. Open from 1p to 12a.

5. Club 4. Finally made it to this club. Like Telephone club, located in a quiet residential neighborhood. Got buzzed in, Club is narrow and long. Young ladies dressed in tied tops, very short skits, Come Fuk Me Pumps, and NO PANTIES!! 350 BF, 600 BJ, 1000 FS. FS done upstairs. BJ done in raise Japanese style bed, in a curtain enclosure. Group thought it had the best lineup of the clubs. For me, Kinnaree club had more variety. I'll BE back to this club. Closes at 12a

The group started to thin out towards the end of the crawl. The remaining members continued on to LK Metro and hit a few.

Agogos. Lady Love had a shower show. One of the shower show girls took a fancy to me. Next thing I know, I'm BF'ing her. Fun time back at the hotel. I finally went to sleep almost 6a. Long fun day.

[ActionOriented]

I'm not Bar Manager but you don't have to worry!

How about this - http://www.bangkokpost.com/news/gene...-year-songkran.

[LittleBigMan]

This Friday is the King's Birthday, there is a possibility all bars and clubs will be forced to close Thursday at 12a. Won't reopen til Friday 10p or midnight. Also no liquor sales during that period. I'll hope to find out more from a bar manager this evening.

I'm not Bar Manager but you don't have to worry!

[Java Man]

This Friday is the King's Birthday, there is a possibility all bars and clubs will be forced to close Thursday at 12a. Won't reopen til Friday 10p or midnight. Also no liquor sales during that period. I'll hope to find out more from a bar manager this evening.

[ActionOriented]

... Try to save your country reputation and don't do the same shameful thing in other countries.

I understand why you would like to rant, but ranting in this forum and expecting fellow countrymen (who obviously do not know of ISG) to tow the line is foolhardy. If you ever visit Pattaya again, try educating the groups of Indian mongers / travellers on the streets (see how that goes). AFAIK, no one from ISG would do any such thing which is likely to hurt fellow mongers from the same country.

[LittleBigMan]

Daddy07 snip ..... Anyone who had taken a baht bus north bound to a destination on 2nd Rd last night would have had to walk a long way if they wanted to go back south to WS as there was no transportation on Beach Road and all the side Soi's from WS to as far north as the Dolphin Circle were closed. It was a nightmare. It's happening in Pattaya now with ever greater frequency....
Now I can't wait for low season.

You can also take the baht bus on soi Buakhao to get back over near walking street. It will go to South pattaya and then turn to go to 2nd road. Can get off there and walk up a block. I prefer that route, especially when beach road is crowded or when they have something big going on.

On this night and weekend, the BIB who have no idea how to conduct traffic did this as usual during heavy traffic and events such as these. At Sukhumvit and Pattaya Klang they close off so you can't make a right turn down Pattaya Klang, traffic is diverted to Pattaya Tai and Sukhumvit, one you make that right it is stop and go all the way down to 2nd Road, The Soi Baukhao /2rd road had barriers so you could only make a left heading towards 3rd road.

Rain or shine regardless of what is going on. I ride my bike down the middle of the road slowly of course pass all the vehicles that are in a stand still, cut to the back of Tuk-com, and came out back of Marine. Never take the Songthaw on these events NEVER, motorbike taxi is the only way to go if you don't take your own bike!

[LittleBigMan]

At Oz they have 2 kinds of beef, Thai and Australian. Just in case, you have to be sure to ask for the Aussie beef patty. I had one at the original Oz place in Jomtien and I thought it was pretty good. Nothing near the quality of a good American burger, but for Thailand it was good.

If someone wants a very good burger here, I suggest going to Mulligan's Irish pub on beach road and soi 8. They have decent burgers and fries, but it costs about 300 baht. Another good place is Hard Rock Cafe. Again, good burger but its more expensive there.

I did ask for the Aussie Angus, still very bad, like I said also bacon must be Thai cheapest and no liquor drinks to waste it down!

[Pipe Layer99]

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But what she told me made sense. She said that I should not buy her drinks, but she prefers a tip. She needs money to pay for her room. She would give me a great service and do a great BJ. Since this sounded credible, I agreed. She also said that she would stay LT, which normally would be 4000. But she would do it for 3000 (which used to be the normal rate just a couple of months ago). ST would be 2500, by the way. Bar fine was 1000, which I reluctantly accepted.
However, when we left, she told me that she made a mistake. She had been in the bar for only a few days and had not been taken out since. Therefore, she did not know that the bar fine for ST is 1500. What the f! Such bar fine is definitely beyond my limit, and I told her no way.
Well, at my hotel, we really had a great time. She gave me a good BBBJ and I gave her a DATY until she almost came. Then we did the deed for quite a while, and she came at least once. Finally, I also shot my load. Then, however, she was nervous. She said that either she has to pay the 500 additional bar fine, or she has to go back to the bar. Since I had my relief already and since I was hungry, I told her to go back to Rhino. I accompanied her, and while she went back to the bar, I had a nice after-midnight dinner.
Now, she keeps texting and calling me (we exchanged numbers). Perhaps, I will do her once again during day time, without any bar fine and with a discount rate.
Wonderer.

I think she played you. That extra barfine crap doesn't make sense. Think about it. You pay the barfine BEFORE leaving the place. If there was any question or problem about whether its 1000 or 1500 they would have definitely told you while you were there.
In fact, once you agree to pay a barfine, they add it to your tab automatically and then bring the bill directly to you. So this is a no-brainer.
And because you did leave with the girl, you can rest assured all was in order with the barfine. That means she just wanted to get an extra 500 baht from you (or that was her excuse to leave).

Another thing, since you already paid the barfine, the girl is free to stay with you (or go anywhere she wants) and she does NOT have to return to the bar. The only reason she wants to go back is to try to get another customer.

[Pipe Layer99]

Yea man, totally get it, I was thinking of short trip end of Jan as well since a girl I met randomly (she gave me a lift) and works in a salon is trying to sweeten the deal. But then again can't decide and might just be stuck with just one girl for the 3 days that I am there which would be horrific.

If you do make the trip in Jan, she may or may not even be here when you arrive. These girls always come and go at a moments notice (for many reasons).

Even if you do meet her for some fun, you are never stuck. Have some fun and see how you feel afterwards. If you want to get a new girl the next day, do it. Tell the girl you have something to do. It's your time and your money. You should never think you are stuck.

[Pipe Layer99]

Daddy07 snip ..... Anyone who had taken a baht bus north bound to a destination on 2nd Rd last night would have had to walk a long way if they wanted to go back south to WS as there was no transportation on Beach Road and all the side Soi's from WS to as far north as the Dolphin Circle were closed. It was a nightmare. It's happening in Pattaya now with ever greater frequency....
Now I can't wait for low season.

You can also take the baht bus on soi Buakhao to get back over near walking street. It will go to South pattaya and then turn to go to 2nd road. Can get off there and walk up a block. I prefer that route, especially when beach road is crowded or when they have something big going on.

[Pipe Layer99]

... After reading about OZ, I decided two months ago hunger at L. K. To give them a try, Ordered the Bacom cheese and bottle water. They serve no drinks especially water told me to go inside the bar and get it but they only had beer? Although a booth I have never eaten at one that didn't have some type of drink. When the Burger came it look okay Until I got a closer look! The Bacon was the cheapest type you can buy didn't have any taste and if you know bacon? No taste! Whatever cheese they used was bland it look more like fat from the burger? Not sure where they get their beef but this surely was not Angus! Some consider size that makes the burger but it is quality for me. What also makes a Burger great is the fries and the shoestrings just do not make it for me.
One of he worse I've had in Pattaya and I've had some pretty bad one! I'm not for Big Mac or Burger King but rather have one of those than OZ. Although far out Just Burger in Jomtien Bacon Burger has real bacon! And when you order fries they come the old fashion way in a Basket!

At Oz they have 2 kinds of beef, Thai and Australian. Just in case, you have to be sure to ask for the Aussie beef patty. I had one at the original Oz place in Jomtien and I thought it was pretty good. Nothing near the quality of a good American burger, but for Thailand it was good.

If someone wants a very good burger here, I suggest going to Mulligan's Irish pub on beach road and soi 8. They have decent burgers and fries, but it costs about 300 baht. Another good place is Hard Rock Cafe. Again, good burger but its more expensive there.