Nairobi

[Member #4349]

Exploring the Nairobi forum to plan a visit. Still in early stages though. Could anyone help me with the two critical issues?

How safe it would be to walk in and around Koinange Street at night e. G. Walking from any of the popular clubs Simmers, Florida, Mad House to Hilton?

Any recommendation for cheap, safe and clean hotel? Hilton or other 5 starts would be my last option.

Thanks.

How are you measuring it? Is it safe compared to what? Your home town? Or other Africa destinations? Or European cities?

Relatively speaking its quite safe. I've done it time and again, late at night.

But like all areas you have to have your wits about you. You have to bea able to blow off touts without them getting aggressive, ignore druggy sw's you don't want, and you have to walk fast knowing where you're going.

Don't be drunk, loud and drawing attention to yourself, don't wear watches, jewellery or advertise yourself as a well off foreigner. Walk purposefully even if you're looking for sw's.

Koinage street, simmers and the other tourist areas are fine. I'm not so sure around sabina joy pub and darker areas of tom mboya street would be as welcoming.

But basically there are so many private security guys sitting out that you'll be OK in Koinage. Plus I've always found it quieter than its reputation suggests.

BTW Hilton's not 5 stars in anyones book. Have you thought this through?

[Ellington]

Exploring the Nairobi forum to plan a visit. Still in early stages though. Could anyone help me with the two critical issues?

How safe it would be to walk in and around Koinange Street at night e. G. Walking from any of the popular clubs Simmers, Florida, Mad House to Hilton?

Any recommendation for cheap, safe and clean hotel? Hilton or other 5 starts would be my last option.

Thanks.

That route has never been a problem for me late at night. But I'm a fast walker.

[Bulik]

Exploring the Nairobi forum to plan a visit. Still in early stages though. Could anyone help me with the two critical issues?

How safe it would be to walk in and around Koinange Street at night e. G. Walking from any of the popular clubs Simmers, Florida, Mad House to Hilton?

Any recommendation for cheap, safe and clean hotel? Hilton or other 5 starts would be my last option.

Thanks

Walking in CBD in the area you mentioned isn't so bad at night. I have walked from this clubs many times at night back to my apartment on Koinange St. There are places walking at night isn't advise, I always try to stay on the main paths and not take the thru alleys. Cheap hotels in CBD are just that, cheap. My friends visit and they always stay Chester House which is a decent place but last I checked was around $180 a night. Kenya Comfort is cheaper I think but I have never been there. Also across from Simmers is a hotel I think is named 680 hotel but not sure the prices. Just my thoughts.

Bulik

[Global Surfer]

Exploring the Nairobi forum to plan a visit. Still in early stages though. Could anyone help me with the two critical issues?

How safe it would be to walk in and around Koinange Street at night e. G. Walking from any of the popular clubs Simmers, Florida, Mad House to Hilton?

Any recommendation for cheap, safe and clean hotel? Hilton or other 5 starts would be my last option.

Thanks.

[Global Surfer]

My first report in this forum.

It was in July that I travelled to Nairobi on a business trip. Stayed at the Hilton. Was limited in my options to monger since I did not want to go outside the hotel all by myself, especially during after dark hours. Luckily for me, I saw a decent looking Inde girl sitting at the hotel lobby all by herself. A bit of eye contact followed, and then I made my move. Invited her to the bar and had a couple of drinks. She said her name was Sheila. Decent looking girl, a bit plump for my liking though. We went back to the room, after paying off the security guy at the lift. Settled for 5 k for 2 pops, including Anal. Asked her to shower first, while I waited on the bed for her to emerge after her bath. And Boy! Was I pleasantly surprised! She had the most amazing boobs I have seen in this part of the world. I know that girls in Africa are usually very well endowed, but this one was very different. Nice, huge round boobs, soft and waiting to be sucked dry! And Suck I did! She was very co-operative and agreed to all the positions. First pop followed in about 30 minutes. I didn't do DATY. I never do DATY till I know the girls really well. But her pussy looked quite clean and well shaven. After a few minutes of sucking on her gigantic boobs, the second session followed. Different positions again, and finally turned her around and banged her Ass for all it was worth. She offered to stay overnight for a couple of thousand more, but 2 pops in an hour was enough for me for a night! All in all, a very pleasant experience in NBO.

Damages: 5 k for the girl, 1 k for the security guy.

The Inde Escort: 6/10

Attitude: 8.5 / 10

WIR: Of course. She offered to hook me up with her friend as well next time.

Thanks for the report.

Is it normal / expected to bribe the security guys in hotels? Specially hotel like Hilton?

I understand the price 5 K ST included premium for not venturing out?

[Naked Gunz]

It's a pity for most of you that so far it is only available in Dutch language.".

That wasn't done with much forethought was it?

"That story releases a fascination loose about the love between black and white. I want to tell the stories behind the people of Florida. ".

You wzungu get so sprung over the most average black pussy. It's almost pitiful.

[Zimzam]

A Dutch ex-diplomat, turned author has written a book about the Florida & other (sexual) relations between black & white in Kenya.

It's a pity for most of you that so far it is only available in Dutch language.

Probably with the help of Google Translation it is possible to get most of it.

In Nairobi (Kenya), is the famous nightclub the 'Florida, a universe where love, deception and sorcery fight to win. For journalist and former diplomat Robbert van Lanschot that place was the starting point for a search for love stories between black and white and the mysteries surrounding African sexuality. On the beaches of Malindi 'beachboys explain him how they conquer a European woman. A mistress tells how her white slaves, who -dressed only in a white apron- when serving the tea already begin to ejaculate. In the interior, he met Europeans who have forsaken all for the love of that one African woman. And he's at the drinking sessions that the "girls of Florida" should give the guts for another night at the club.

Take me to the Florida is raw, endearing and revealing, full of sharp observations about a rapidly emerging continent. A book to read in one sitting.

Robbert van Lanschot (1949) worked as a diplomat, including in southern Sudan, Ethiopia and eastern Congo (Goma). Several years ago he left the Foreign Service for a living as a freelance journalist.

Nairobi (Kenya), the famous nightclub Florida. Van Lanschot is settled there. Here he hears stories about love between white and black men and women and decides to write it down. There is the story of a German man who leaves everything behind to marry a twenty years younger Kenyan. She is addicted to drugs and later to booze. They have a son whom he mostly educates alone and yet he still loves her. What is this magic? The personal experiences of the author who finds African women very beautiful are included. The reader discovers in thirty short stories much about African culture and sexuality. Van Lanschot writes clearly, documentary-like, airy and with humour, but certainly does not evade heavy subjects.

Van Lanschot (1949) is a scion of the famous banking family. He worked as a diplomat in Africa. Several years ago, he began working as a freelance journalist.

"Take me to the Florida!" the book of the former diplomat is called. Shiny black painted lips on the cover add silently to the the longing message.

"When white (m / f) looking for black," the subtitle explains further.

"For who lives in the middle of nowhere, Nairobi gets more beautiful as the centre of the necessary rest and entertainment at the same time," he says. With a bunch of diplomats he flew every two months in a UN special plane to the metropolis. You met life there, and there was soon nightclub Florida. Where carefree entertainment is never far away.

You wrote a book about the sexual escapades of a former diplomat. Why So?

"I wanted to tell a fantastic story that reads at once. A story about African culture, without taking position.

"The Florida was for me a source of experiences and stories. I became friends with Emily. One night we were together in the club, her phone rang. She looks at the screen, runs startled down from the club. Ten minutes later, she's back. Her friend called in from the Netherlands. Emily run into the first available sound booth of the first taxi. "I'm already sleeping, honey. ".

"That story releases a fascination loose about the love between black and white. I want to tell the stories behind the people of Florida. ".

[NGong]

This is the best report I have seen in ISG. Hope to see more from you.

I hope soon to post my report about a round travel Nairobi- Eldoret- Marsabit. Isiolo - Nyeri- Nairobi.

I am halfway and it is good hunting in this area.

[Naked Gunz]

New Madhouse is opening Monday.

Damn! Finally. And here I am stuck in the states. That means prices should come down. Those biatches were even getting attitude in the rest of the city.

[BigBoyTed]

Nairobi group has been awfully quite though there has been quite some actions in the streets let me show you what I mean.

[Jamie69]

New Madhouse is opening Monday.

[NairobiXXX]

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[BigBoyTed]

Hi fellow mongers,

Any monger in town we catch a tusker or some girls together. PM me if yes loosing motivation really quick maybe a wingman is what will get me in high gear.

[Gesheft]

Next up F2/ Pango Dumbass Me!
-Invest in whatsapp strap up and enjoy Nairobi is nice!
Bizzy Muhn

Hey man, appreciate the effort in putting pen to paper here. Well you know what I mean.

Send pics if you can.

Cheers.

G.

[Bizzy Muhn]

Next up F2/ Pango Dumbass Me!

Left the Eureka hotel still with some wood and we headed straight to F2/ Pango to see what it was about. My company is known here so there wasn't a charge for him but I was out 600 to get in which is on the expensive side but helps keep the riff raff out unlike Simmers which has no charge to get in. When you're in, you're allowed to cross over to F2 without paying which is what we did once we were done with Pango a plus if you ask me.

I'm a strip club connoisseur and while the girls there looked the part, they couldn't / wouldn't work those poles for shit. Opted to sample a lap dance from one looker with a flat stomach and a bubble but was disappointed with both the quality of the dance and demeanor of the chick. It's 1000 for a 30 minute dance my hands roamed everywhere but she wanted 10 k to leave with me not sure how these chicks can tell you're not a local but next time I'm walking in there looking like a bum hoping to get a discount!

Florida 2000 aka F2 aka Den of Sinners has been going strong for a bunch of years from my days as a "Yout" and even in my semi-drunken state I could tell that you can't go wrong showing up here. My weekday visit was not to end without disappointment as things picked up when I least expected it to. Being F2, the women you see here are top of the line pro's and have invested the high cost to get in and are very business minded. You'll get drugged up quick if you're a slow blinker it happens even to the best of us you def don't want to wake up in some crummy hotel room with nothing but your underwear. My company who is a regular here wouldn't even drink from the glass cups at 3 am but opted to drink straight from the bottle this is a fair warning watch your back!

Anyway was approached by a chick from the coastal region of Kenya a Giriama chick to be exact light skinned, stacked straight teeth, fresh smell and a killer smile I'd pipe her raw if there weren't any consequences but we're no longer in the 70's. Bought her a drink and started chit chatting about the place where she was from and life in general. Eventually, the convo shifted over to business and the charge? An incredible 10 k wait what I stammered? 10 k No way Jose not tonight and with that I pulled out my wallet in my now drunken state and showed her the wad that in my billfold which is a no no!

Wasn't long before my company dragged me by the shoulder to the mens room, confiscated my wallet and stuffed it inside his socks and then bee-lined for the exit leaving unfinished drinks at the bar. Apparently if we'd stayed we'd have found a welcoming committee waiting outside ready to separate my wallet likely violently from my person. Lesson learned? Drink the Tuskers in moderation and go home when tipsy before dumb shit happens.

Tips.

-No need to carry cash use the local atms after scanning your immediate location. It's safer to eat the low international transaction fees rather than worry about stashing currency in nooks and crannies in the hotel or luggage and then having to look for a forex bureau afterwards when in need of changing the money. A buddy nearly lost $3 k at CDG when security asked him to place his wallet on the scanner then delayed the line thru the scanner thus allowing one of them to pocket the money which was only returned after he got really LOUD.

-If you're carrying a newer smartphone that is unlocked, carry a sim cutter that allows you to cut down regular sims to micro sims and then to nano sims for iPhone etc.

-File the rough edges of your newly cut sim with a nail file otherwise you'll end up like me with a stuck sim tray and no way to communicate when you're at your destination.

-Roaming charges suck. Looking at you AT&T!

-Always good to have a wing-man or trustworthy taxi guy who'll take you around in peace when needed not an option for many but an investment in my opinion.

-Start mining social media and Craigslist Kenya early folks locals, take time to warm up these amateurs on social media on the other hand know what the business is and don't meander much.

-Invest in whatsapp strap up and enjoy Nairobi is nice!

Bizzy Muhn