Bangkok Reports

[Zip Head]

Where is the best place to get a HJ in Bangkok? I arrive next week and I am based in Asoke. I want to find kapoo club as suggested here http://afarangabroad.com/happy-massages-bangkok but not sure where to start. Are there any near Asoke?

Dude, just about any little massage joint will offer a HJ at the end of your standard oil massage for a few extra baht. It's practically a standard offer here. No big deal. Easiest thing to find anywhere in Bangkok.

[C1987]

Where is the best place to get a HJ in Bangkok? I arrive next week and I am based in Asoke. I want to find kapoo club as suggested here http://afarangabroad.com/happy-massages-bangkok but not sure where to start. Are there any near Asoke?

[Caldarien]

Any thoughts or ideas how to salvage the time? I would consider anything, even a simple, but good, massage. More would be better.

Thanks.

La Defense massage is just off the highway straight from the airport, but with your time frame you could probably go almost anywhere else.

[Syzygies]

Mackin and I went to see the Thai gogo bars in Suthisan Road, Saphan Kwai district. We got there a bit too early. It doesn't really get going till 11:00 pm when shows start up.

We attended large bar Thee Det 99. Maybe 40 girls. 4 or 5 pretty decent looking for a fussy guy who likes skinny and natural. Thais tend to go for the more voluptuous types.

Drinks prices are cheaper than normal Farang gogo bars. Girl Nok sat with me. Slim white skinned and pretty. Her time cost 120 baht per 30 minutes or 220 baht per hour. I rejected several girls offered to me before pointing out Nok that I liked.

Difficult for thos who have no Thai. Staff generally have poor English.

The shows from 11 pm involved girls wearing see through stuff. Pussy only covered by the natural Bush. These girls don't shave completely. Nipples were covered by stick on pasties. Strange.

Lap dances could be had for 100 baht. Girl grinds your crotch to make you go hard. There is a fee for taking girl for ST which includes the BF and the Hotel. We were told 2500 but I was not sure if this was really the correct price. I was not taking a girl.

Talking to girl was possible as music old style and not too loud. My girl said she doesn't work in bars for Farang as she can't speak English.

Downside was lighting was very dim. Hard to see girls unless very close to them. The place is large with 4 dancing stages.

I could easily go back assuming I have time available. Cheaper than bars for Farangs. Some talent available for looks. Some girls spoiled by nose jobs or tit jobs. Limited range of slim girls.

Watching girls dancing on the stage was boring to me, as poor lighting, less explicit than Crazy House, girls shuffle not in time to music. Girls may fuck OK but I don't know yet.

[Syzygies]

Thai doesn't use gender specific pronouns usually, except for first person "I". In English we musts use the pronoun "she" for ladies / girls of the 2nd type, to be culturally or politically correct.

Its impolite to refer to a LB as he or him.

The bar name "Super Queen" already rings alarm bells with me. LOL

[Wolvenvacht]

He / she (we need a pronoun for that. I believe Thai's pronoun is gender-neutral. Is that correct? Good idea, especially in Thailand)

Second and third person personal pronouns in Thai are indeed gender-neutral.

[Biffduff]

Its really a blowjob bar.

Nope, it's not. No action to be had within the bar whatsoever.

Went there last night and it was pretty damn awesome. The owners were amicable Brits with a healthy thirst and the talent was pretty good (I'd say two or three 7's out of the ten girls there). I got there after 10 pm, which I was told was a bad time, since they are scheduled to close at 11 pm. Apparently, getting there before 8 pm is the thing to do. Anyway, I got to talking with a cutie named Annie. The standard rate there is 2000 baht for the girl and 500 baht for the rooms. I ended up in the VIP room (1000 baht), which would be well worth it if you're planning on a full-out orgy. Completely gorgeous decor in both the bar and rooms. Annie was a trooper, but I could tell she was pretty new to the game (she is 22). No BJ skills to speak of, but she took my drunken hammering like a champ.

I almost didn't want to post a report, because I'd like to keep this place to myself, but it's also important that they get business so it doesn't shut down. So. Go check it out!

[Member #4591]

Its really a blowjob bar.

Can this be confirmed? Is the action right in the bar? As stated earlier there are short term rooms there. 500 for the room and then another 700 plus for the act. Drinks, and so on. My take were the ladies were nothing to right home about. But great looking club! Maybe someone directly connected with the club could shed some light on this. Including the lack of talent and will it improve. Pricing and so forth.

[Member #4591]

Last night I ended up at Climax. For new readers I like to devide my mongering from the Hi so element to the more "feet on ground" establishments. So bee it. Anyhow I was paying up my btl service and a nice looking spinner looked my way from a table close to mine. I just nodded my head and she came. I was shitfaced as in realy drunk so my vits was not the best evaluating this girlie object. To make a long story short; woke up this morning looking into a big adams apple, triedto comfort myself as in some girls can have signs of an apple in the right area. When she / he told me she: he was a post op I went out of my good skin. I threw her out just about now.

I know some guys inside this forum (both in phil and thai sections) are quite irritaded by my quite (so far) successful mongering. This will give you guys (u know who you are) some peace of mind ok?

I slow it down and visit a few friends in Pattaya this fine Sunday. Main goal, Ars (anal) vs Man City and hope to meet a normal girl for some fucking fieasta. I hope "gunners" loose by the way. Give it to me?

Quite the story mate. If I was you I would be on my way to a massage shop right now to help erase that memory. You should check out The Madame, there will for sure be no mistakes made there.

[Lord Farquard]

There is a new bar opened that has seemed to garner attention as of late, it's called The Den. It's located on Suk soi 12, about 200 m down the soi. .

Its really a blowjob bar.

[Goatscrot]

Yes, the times they are a changin'.

I have many pleasant memories of eating lunch or a late night snack at the food court that used to be across the street. Soon another landmark will be gone.

The scene dwindles and dwindles. Of course technology has played a part in that. Can't blame a gal for sitting at home or in a cafe with her mobile on using social media to get customers as opposed to sitting in the BG.

[Margaya]

As for the talent, there was plenty of it but to actually call it talent would be too kind. As a side note the new Thai visa bar was also hopping last night but again the talent if you can call it that was very sad.

This unfortunately seems to be the way LOS is heading to. The quality of FLs and bar girls I came across in Nov in Pattaya Soi cowboy etc. Was mostly hopeless.

[HorneeFalang]

Most girls in oilies like Mango Cherry tulip have done that, some of them many times over.

Lots of guys prefer Oilies over Eden. It is best to ask the girl, with whom they enjoy.

The way to go is choose your 1st girl, go up the stairs, and once you start settling down, pop her that question, they usually have favorites.

I always aske for 2 recommendations and pick the one I like. For those unfamiliar with all the girls, It is better to ask for seeing their faces.

Your girl will bring the 2 or 3 girls upto the room and you choose one out of them (or 2 more if you can handle).

Excellent advice Paul, AssLover and BkkDog.

Thanks.

What is the outlay for this type of experience?

[Phordphan]

Actually it is being closed because there is a development slated for that block, and I guess the owner got an offer he could not refuse.

There are very few lookers in the BG now.

Yes, the times they are a changin'.

I have many pleasant memories of eating lunch or a late night snack at the food court that used to be across the street. Soon another landmark will be gone.

[AssLover945]

If I'm not mistaken, if you read some of Paul's reports you will find some really good information on this topic. Actually I'm not a fan of this but from reading the forum Eaden does not seem to be the 1st choice anymore. I believe choosing to girls from a good oily like Bamboo, Snow White, or Tulip might be a better play. Just my two cents worth.

Most girls in oilies like Mango Cherry tulip have done that, some of them many times over.

Lots of guys prefer Oilies over Eden. It is best to ask the girl, with whom they enjoy.

The way to go is choose your 1st girl, go up the stairs, and once you start settling down, pop her that question, they usually have favorites.

I always aske for 2 recommendations and pick the one I like. For those unfamiliar with all the girls, It is better to ask for seeing their faces.

Your girl will bring the 2 or 3 girls upto the room and you choose one out of them (or 2 more if you can handle).