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[Cons68]

No worries our very special snowflake. I will share with you a little secret and even our special handshake.

If you are looking for a reliable source nothing beats craiglist. If you have truly spent hours on the forum ahead of your first trip to Dubai you really know what you will find when you read the ad.

Or rather, given that you have spent hours on the forum ahead of your first trip to Dubai, don't you find somehow curious that you still need to ask this question?

There are three possibilities here. Given that prostitution is illegal in the UAE, that girls get routinely rounded (and enjoy the arab hospitality while in jail to its full extent, but you already know that because you have spent hours on the forum ahead of your first trip to Dubai) which one do you think is more likely?

-Girls are excited to post real pictures from them, including the face and people who have met them have amazing experiences but are somehow shy to share them and need your exceptional leadership to prompt them to action, unlocking hidden pockets of value and discovering synergistic innovative business propositions that enhance customer experience that translates into long term monetization of assets.

-You really have not spent hours on the forum ahead of your first trip to Dubai.

-The reports reflect the reality, that is poor quality of websites in general with some exceptions that other posters have been kind enough to share. Going no more than 2-3 pages in this very same thread.

So for the benefit of other futures posters:

-No there are no magical websites that you can trust. In fact you can trust no one you do not know (and sometimes even if you know them) when you are engaging into an illegal activity, that sounds like commons sense to most working-class kids. I guess managers get a special childhood.

-No, Hotel Fantasia was, well a fantasia to make fun of idiots (if you believed it, please do yourself a favor and never play poker)

-No, asking for it "just in case" will not get you anything but sarcasm, people do not forget to report an amazing experience and then suddenly remember when they read your very special request

-No, senior posters will not share with you their leads unless they have references vouching for you. Unfortunately this is the most reliable source

-No, most people do not care if you are "too important to be seen in bars" (as a supposed pakistani investment banker told me when demanding that I share my contacts by PM) In fact some people will argue that previous point is wrong and that the most reliable source is meeting girls in bars. We allow different schools of thought here

-No, you are not that special no matter what your teachers / momma / granny told you. You are still my special snowflake though

-No, I do not care if you put me in your ignore list. Please do that

Oh BTW Madrid, two Spanish early twenties girls with great bodies, full lesbic. 1000 dirhams for over one hour. Hopefully all those "no matter price nor quality" discerning gentlemen will remain confined in the UAE.

OK. You guys got me!

I've spent hours on the forum ahead of my first trip to Dubai and was hoping to find a recommendation for a service to make things easier. I guess nothing good comes easy! I see lots of beautiful escort ads and tons of ads on backpage. The pics all look too good to be real. Any feedback on success with Backpage in Dubai? I'm not the bar hopper type and just want the flexibility to call and have someone show up in my room.

Thanks in advance.

[Arthur Conan]

Any feedback on success with Backpage in Dubai? I'm not the bar hopper type and just want the flexibility to call and have someone show up in my room.

Thanks in advance.

Backpage in dubai is unreliable. Try mas*republic. Do us a favor. Pick one of the new girls and post your feedback.

[Rk2000]

OK. You guys got me!

I've spent hours on the forum ahead of my first trip to Dubai and was hoping to find a recommendation for a service to make things easier. I guess nothing good comes easy! I see lots of beautiful escort ads and tons of ads on backpage. The pics all look too good to be real. Any feedback on success with Backpage in Dubai? I'm not the bar hopper type and just want the flexibility to call and have someone show up in my room.

Thanks in advance.

[Cons68]

You shouldn't, they are both a couple of right bastards!

Only for the discerning gentleman.

[Misha Rastov]

Snow and con salute for your superb sense of sarcasm and I mean it.

You shouldn't, they are both a couple of right bastards!

[Cons68]

I do not expect intelligence in other people any more than I expect reliability on a escort agency in Dubai. I just welcome it when it shows like a delicate flower in winter.

Only by getting yourself rid of expectations will you avoid disappointment.

Ok better stop here.

LOL seen new height of sarcasm by apologising to manager. I m not able to stop my laugh. Guy not able to understand snows sarcasm hope will able to understand yours. Or you may expect answer "its alright" to your sorry LOL. We need to get one shield. Snow and con salute for your superb sense of sarcasm and I mean it.

[Niel07]

I apologize on behalf of Snow, he did not realize managers now include a sarcasm shield.

LOL seen new height of sarcasm by apologising to manager. I m not able to stop my laugh. Guy not able to understand snows sarcasm hope will able to understand yours. Or you may expect answer "its alright" to your sorry LOL. We need to get one shield. Snow and con salute for your superb sense of sarcasm and I mean it.

[Niel07]

Can someone recommend a highly reliable agency with high quality girls and accurate pics.

Dear Rk.

Please RTFF dubai forum you will find many clues it has wealth of information. Even in first 4 to 5 pages. You will also get idea about pickup joints where you can decide after seeing lady. In dubai forum you will not be entertained if you ask question without sufficient research and / or contributions. You should not act like "manager" who wants everything on his table without any efforts.

This post is in UAE generAl info go to dubai report in uae forum to get FRs.

Happy and safemongering.

[Cons68]

LOL. I'm looking for a companion service, not a company to escort me through security.

Thanks

I apologize on behalf of Snow, he did not realize managers now include a sarcasm shield.

[Cons68]

Cons. Just curious, what is calculating a quarter rack?

Otherwise your analysis is pretty much spot on, pig with lipstick is still a pig! Dubai is ok in small doses only

In datacenters a full rack is 42 U (units) imagine a 2 meter tall metal frame divided in 42 slots to put flat computers.

A quarter is roughly 7-9 of these units. In our case a couple of servers.

Bringing my own computers there I would have to pay 8,000 Usd per month for, essentially AC, electricity, connectivity and a locked door. I guess I am a cheap joe.

As other poster said, no matters price nor quality.

[Aimara]

Cons. Just curious, what is calculating a quarter rack?

Otherwise your analysis is pretty much spot on, pig with lipstick is still a pig! Dubai is ok in small doses only

Choice yes, quality not really.

It goes beyond personal finances. Running a business here is a fucking nightmare, quality of service is 3rd world, specially financial services. Asking $8000 / month for colocating a quarter rack is simply insane (we can get that for less than $1,000 almost anywhere in Europe) You need something to make up for that, and I am not ashamed to say that pussy was a good enough reason for me. Not anymore, of course different people may have different views.

And get ready for additional crap like separated check counters at supermarkets. There is simply too much crap going on.

[Rk2000]

Marhaba service. You get it right from the time you land.

LOL. I'm looking for a companion service, not a company to escort me through security.

Thanks

[Rk2000]

This a million dollars search. Most agencies have ads with fake pictures, and when the picture is really for the chosen girl then most of the time it was made during her teen age. You have to be very suspicious when you see these too good to be true figures with perfect boobs and more.

If you're the bar hunter type then venture out to choose yourself at the various Dubai venues.

Good luck

Thanks for your thoughts. But among the hundreds of ads and agencies there must be some that are better than others. I'd love some direction on anyone that has had positive experience with an agency as I'm not really a bar hunter.

[Snow1998]

Can someone recommend a highly reliable agency with high quality girls and accurate pics.

Marhaba service. You get it right from the time you land.

[Cons68]

Now you just need to work on your English language skills.

The Humble Hard-Working Southern-European Peasants acknowledge that they will never match the skills of the Gay-British-Imperialists.

Or should I day Imperial-lust?