2003-2005 Archived Adelitas Bar Reports

[C Cube Lover]

Hey Judd,

Sorry to hear about your unhappy incident at Adelita. I had the same BAD experience yesterday afternoon. Her name I believed is Mary and she has a very pretty face. Initially she asked for 70 and I insisted 50 and walk away. Couple of minutes later she walked back to me and agreed on 50 including kissing.

At the counter where I pay for the room she happened to placed her hand there and I noticed her finger nail was dirty. My guy feeling tells me that this is a bad sign. Anyway, after we got to the room, she insisted that I pay first ( mistake on my part since I should have negotiated before hand) and after we got undressed she pretended her kissing is NEVER part of the deal. I relented and we proceeded to have sex in missionary position. At that moment I detected a very unpleasant odor like she just went to the bathroom without wiping her butt. Anyway, I got dress and left as soon as I can.

Question to the experienced mongers; can I got my money back for my room ($11) if the girl change her mind in terms of service like kissing BEFORE we get undress??
Second question, do I have pay her if she smell bad after we get undress but before we have sex; assuming that I haven't her before hand.

Any information is greatly appreciated; I am greatful to the guys here in this forum who contributed so much information to make our experience in TJ a pleasant one, albeit not all the time.

C3

[ChiMan II]

Judd,

I think I was with the same girl. Does she have fake tits? When I was with her I paid $60. I was disappointed when she undressed because I like natural breasts. Anyway, she gave good service and did what I wanted. If I knew she had fake tits I would of picked someone else.

Let me know,

Chiman

[Judd]

Hi Guys,

My first time mongering in TJ did not go well yesterday afternoon. I will not go into the details of the club since it's been well documented. The provider of shitty service was named Paola. She's blonde, 20, has braces, was wearing a red/white/blue bikini top, and has a smokin body.

In the 4 years I've been mongering, she's easily the worst chica I've been with. I quickly got tired of her telling me what to do, telling me not to bang her hard, manipulating the positions so I couldn't touch her, and putting her fingers between my cock and her pussy. After a couple of minutes of this shit, I ripped off the jimmy and started to get dressed. She was angered asking me what was wrong. I said "your service sucks! You should find another business to be in such as a secretary." She did not find this humorous. She told me to take it easy mentioning policia. Keep in mind, I was not yelling at her or making obscene gestures. She specifically chose a room where there were a couple of dudes were close by. As I was dressing she called for them thru the window. I walked out of the room as I was getting my shirt on. They could see I was not happy. I gave them my "don't fuck with me" look which is universally understood and they didn’t.

Looking back on what happened, I have no one to blame but myself. For some reason, I ignored all the signs of bad service that I usually pay attention too. I rarely go for the hot chicks at the clubs because they usually give the worst service. Part of the problem at this club is the inability to make small talk with the girls. It’s hi how ya doing now buy me a drink or let’s go upstairs. Another problem was I couldn’t remember the girls that were recommended on this site.

Oh well, that’s how it goes sometimes. Conversely, my buddy was there just to observe. He spotted a cutie named Carmen and couldn’t resist. His story had a much happier ending. Paola has and incredible body but don’t get sucked into getting service from this girl.

On a bright note, the beers were only $2.75.

Late,

Judd

[Explorer8939]

Rico:

Unlike Mexicali, the San Ysidro area is littered with secure parking lots, you can't miss them.

[Maltrufio]

As a new day-time convert to TJ (former night only monger), here’s the data on my day visit of 1/28/04.

Alejandra
- Long dark hair, brown eyes, lt brown skin
- 5’5”, 110 lbs
- Very thin waist, flat/hard stomach and beautiful muscle tone
- Fake C cup titties
- No tattoos, but has braces
- Says she’s from Mazatlan
- Claims to have only been working for 3 months
- Was standing under the big screen against the back wall, between the two bars

She offered service at $60, I countered with $40 and she acted offended. Dickered back and forth for a few minutes. She was so damn hot I settled at $55 (I must be losing my negotiating skills).

Killer hard body on the thin side. Had to be the best doggie I’ve had in eons - she really knows how to arch her back. The only downside is that her fake tits are a little hard. Other than that, I highly recommend.

[Fishin Dude]

Long time reader, first time poster.

After visiting AMPs in Orange County, Santa Monica, San Francisco, Las Vegas, and even Philidelphia, I got curious about T.J. After reading the informative posts here, I decided to make a run for the border.

Headed down on a Tuesday afternoon getting to the last USA exit (Camino de la Plaza?) around 3:00 pm. I went straight at the light and parked in the lot next to a large store called “Ueta?” (it's an export duty-free shop). Don't worry if you can't find this exact lot as it appears there are many lots available. The daily cost is $7.00 and you pay afterwards.

Walked on foot towards the border. You will go through two sets of turnstiles. Just walk straight and don't make any turns. You will see a large sign that says taxis about 500 yards from the first turnstile. It was no problem finding a cab as the drivers are standing there waiting for you.

If this is your first time in Mexico (which it wasn't for me), try and give the impression you visit Mexico all the time and are a regular. Walk confidently, purposefully, and speak clearly. Spanish is preferred, but English will do as long as you are confident. At least learn a few Spanish phrases and courtesies (see examples in this post).

As you approach the cab, agree to a price before hand. “Cinco dollares para Adelita?” ($5 for Adelita?) The driver agreed without a fuss both ways. When you get in the cab, sit in the front seat. This is not for safety, but the local custom. Remember, you are trying to fit in. It'll be about 10 minutes to get to Adelita's depending on traffic, which is always. The driver may chit chat during the drive asking you where you're from, if this is your first time to T.J., if you're staying long, etc. Simply be polite and respond with generalities. As long as he doesn't press for details, relax. Most Mexicans are just friendly.

The driver should drop you off right in front of the Adelita Bar. There might even be some gentleman standing outside the bar that will open the cab door for you. This is normal and a simple courtesy. Pay the driver and say thank you, "Gracias amigo" (Thank you, friend). Go through the red velvet curtains and into the bar. Removing your sunglasses before you are inside will help.

After your eyes adjust, behold the large number of beautiful sexy scantily-clad women. I'm not sure if this is what heaven is like, but I won't be disappointed if it is!! While waiting to adapt to the darkness, I got a Corona from the bar for $3 and strolled around the area. I tried not making eye contact for too long with any of the girls because I was still "shopping" and not ready to "commit". While I was sucking down my beer, I spent a couple of bucks tipping the topless dancers on the floor. I simply sat on the backrest of a booth and let the girls rub their tits in my face (best bucks I ever spent).

After I was done drinking my beer, I decided it was time to make a choice. Talk about a tough decision!! $hit, all of life's decisions should be this enjoyable. I finally fixated on a cute little thing smiling at me. I walked over and started talking to her. Speaking Spanish isn't required, but is welcomed warmly and makes you appear like a regular. Sorry if my spelling is off - I speak Spanish better than I can write it:

Me: "Hola, como estas?" (Hello, how are you?)
Her: "Bien, y tu" (Fine, and you?)
Me: "Muy bien, gracias" (Very good, thank you.)
Her: "Como te llamas?" (What's your name?)
Me: "Me llamo, xxxx. Y tu?" (My name is xxxx. And you?)
Her: Perla (petite body, dark skin, perky little tits)
Me: "Mucho gusto" (Glad to meet you)
Her: "Mucho gusto. Adonde vives?" (Glad to meet you. Where are you from?)
Me: "San Diego" (not really, but like she really cares)
Her: "Soy de Mexico City" (I'm from M.C.)

After a few minutes, she asked if I wanted to go upstairs. I asked her how much, “Cuanto questa?”. She started out asking for $60, I countered with $40, and we agreed on $50.

You will actually leave the bar through the front door (sunglasses back on during the day) and make two quick lefts into another doorway and walk up to the 2nd floor. At the counter, she will request the room (and her bag which they hold for her) and then ask you for the money, "Once dollares." ($11) I gave them $15 and asked for change (shouldn't have spend all those singles on the dancers). They gave me $4 in change and I tipped one back.

We walked around a few corners and headed into a little room. It had a bed and a bathroom. Not exactly the Hyatt, but it was clean. I brought condoms, but she had plenty of her own. Perla took her time primping herself in front of the mirror, so I passed the time fondling her from behind (gotta stay busy). She asked for the $50 up front, which after some debate, I reluctantly agreed to. Next time, I’ll settle this in the bar before hand, “Te pago despues.” (I’ll pay you after.)

Once Perla got undressed, she was pretty much straight to business, but I wouldn’t exactly call it rushed. She started with a BJ while I fondled her little B-sized tits although she did draw the line at me putting my lips anywhere on them (there went her tip). We started, and finished, off in missionary position. After a few minutes, she asked if I wanted to try doggy-style, but told her I was good and continued pounding her, so she laid back again and shut her mouth (good girl). I would rate her a 7 looks, 6 body, 5 service.

After we were done, she jumped in the shower while I toweled off and got dressed. I felt a little weird just sitting there waiting for her to get dressed (I guess chicks are slow in ALL countries), but after she was ready, she gave me a hug and kiss and we left the place. A young man will be waiting outside to clean the room. Tip him a buck. I would have walked Perla back into the bar, but I had to be somewhere else, so we parted on the sidewalk and I caught a cab back to the border, “La linea”.

The border checkpoint is a brown edifice with dark windows that looks so utilitarian and unimaginative, it has to be a government building. You will pass through a metal detector and have any bags, jackets, etc. x-rayed ala airport style. Make sure you don’t have anything you shouldn’t. After the security screening, get in line for customs. If you’re a regular white boy American, a driver’s license should be plenty of ID. Answer a few questions like how long you were in Mexico, what are you bringing back, etc.

After that, you are clear. Head out the exit, make two sharp right turns, and walk up the ramp structure leading to the overhead pedestrian bridge. Once you descend on the other side, you should be just outside the turnstiles you passed to get into Mexico. Remember where you parked and come back soon.


A little Spanish for the interested. Helps prevent SGS (Stupid Gringo Syndrome):

$40 – Cuarenta dollares
$50 – Cincuenta dollars
$60 – Sesenta dollars
$70 – Setenta dollars (you shouldn’t be paying this for anything)
“Would you like to go upstairs?” – Te gusta-ira arriba? (She will probably be the one asking this)
“Do you have change for $15?” – Tienes cambia para quince (keen-seh) dollares? (came in handy at the hotel)
“For you” – Para tu. (Used when tipping)
“Goodbye” – Adios.

[Horny24]

Gentleman,

Thanks for the info on the alley, I will be heading down to AB with a TJ virgin. Should be fun seeing the look on his face when we walk in the door! Will post the details tomorrow.

Happy hunting.

Be Cool

[Rico Cafe]

I have a chance to visit Tijuana tonight....how exactly do I navigate the area if I walk across? Where do you park in San Ysidro?
I know it's probably the busiest night but its the only night I have available so i want to make the most of it!
I know there will be a lot of competition for the best senoritas but any tips will be appreciated!
Are there taxis that can just take me to AB and CC?
What about the best massage place?
I appreciate any info and check the mexicali posts to see the kind of info I post there.
Thanks!
Rico

[Commonglass]

Had another great time at Adelitas.

Alejandra. Easily the hottest woman there. Hottest woman I've ever been with too. Massive man-made boobs, supermodel face, tight stomach, legs. Black hair with blong highlights. She wore a tight red dress with a low front that exposed a shoulder. $60 for her $11 for the room. She was getting constant attention. During our trip she showed me a very nice time. Highlight: she deep throats. I'd never experienced that before. Lots of good sex in all positions. Very clean and sterile as always. One downer: her breasts are too hard.

Clara. Clara is my new favorite. Beautiful face. Huge, soft boobs. Tight stomach. Straight black hair. $50 for her. She has ever so slightly larger, J-Lo hips that are firm and tight. Very passionate session. Definitely a GFE. I had a hard time cumming, so we went on and on and on. I was ready to give up, but she wouldn't hear it. She layed down on her stomach, and squeezed her ass cheeks when I pumped into her. It was like heaven. Her ass cheeks held my dick in an iron grip and then she let go. One problem: at one point her ass actually grabbed the condom right off me. Even though I was rock hard. Holy shit. Great sex.

I keep planning to experiment with fat girls, small girls, exotic girls, etc., but always end up going with the porn star types. Without exception these girls:

1. Wear too much makeup on their face.
2. Wash only their pussy in the sink when they're done.
3. Never complain about how hard, fast I go.
4. Never allow face/body painting.
5. Never allow BBBJ.
6. Suck better cock (skills!) than any girlfriend I've ever had.
7. Leave after I cum.
8. Never sit with me or anyone else in the club before or after the sex.
9. Never allow me to finish the session without cumming.
10. Always have/use lube.
11. Turn off the lights.
12. Demand the money up front.

Personally, I think the pictures people post on this board are misleading. I would never sleep with those women. The hot girls at Adelitas look just like porn stars.

[Commonglass]

I went last week. Had a fantastic time.

Went with Nancy: Cute girl, black hair with blond streaks, tight stomach, large (man-made) breasts. When we got upstairs it turns out she has scars (burns?) over big parts of her body which were covered--including her right breast. The scars disappeared when she turned out the lights. Nice girl. She gave oral until she was sweating. I've never seen someone work so hard for it. Sex was good too.

2nd trip was with Mary Ann: Darker skin, bleached hair. Body to DIE for. Best breasts I've ever seen. Large, firm ass. Several guys patted me on the back was Mary Ann and I left to go upstairs. Dirty mouth on this girl. She was probably in a hurry, but I didn't notice. She was HOT! I got off fast. No physical imperfections that I could tell.

Question: Following the FAQ on this site, I stayed at the Days Inn by the border. It's a 20 minute walk to Mexico, or spotty service each way on the US side. Is there something closer that anyone would recommend? Obviously, my only interest is getting back and forth to the border as much as possible--but I don't want to get ripped off.

[TJ Sherpa]

Neo98,

Also, talk to the girls in the bar for awhile. If she's in a big hurry to go up chances are once you're up there she'll be in a big hurry to get back down. Cut those loose! Generally, get a feel for the chica.

[Cheapskate]

Neo98:

The first negative factor that gave you this experience is the day you went to AB. Weekends are the busiest at the Zona. Had you gone on a weekday, your story would probably be totally different.

Your bargaining power with the chicas disappear on weekends because they can see a lot of Gringos who are hungry for them. They have the power to drop any guy at any moment because they can easily find another amorous, heavy $$$ pockets lover in the crowd.

As soon as you are able, try visiting on a weekday. Otherwise, pick a weekend that is not too close to American holidays.

My 2 cents.

[Neo98]

I made my visit to Adelitas Bar and here is my report. Thanks again guys for the info.

I had myself a 3 pop and it was ok.

I dont have any names, but the experience was the same for all 3 girls. All three of the girls were great looking but they wanted it done FAST. It was a Saturday night from rougly 5pm to 8 pm, was crowded, but shit, I can only take so much nagging to finish quick.

I got none to go for $40, 50 was cheapest and I bardered for quite a while with numerous women.

When I took the third girl upstairs, I was literally in her for maybe 7 seconds and she already started saying "Finish..Finish..come on baby Finish". WTF is that? Not worth the $$.

The cab driver on the way there told me of his experiences in Adelitas and he reccomended other places such as the massage parlors for same price and not hurried. I figured he was giving me the business so say some of you on here, but he was legit.

Those girls are soo worried about getting back down to the floor that it was kinda gay honestly. I was in Jaurez last year and it was not like that at all. I could take my whole 30 mins with NO hurry, any position, much better. But this is just my opinion.

Maybe at the extreme slow times is the best to goto Adelitas cause the reality that 5 guys an hour are slamming these girls is kinda not kewl.

[Country John]

thought i'd scan through the posts to summarize the who what and where as described by the members. this summary appears below and goes back to the beginning of the catagory. i've included the member and date of the post in case you want to read the entire individual post.

mr. speed - 12/28/03
beware yeni

height:56
weight:120
hair + hair length: long black hair
eyes:brown?
chest size the big c the "best tits" i have ever seen at ab
tatoos: hmmmm top of ass
location: mainly front also do dances
misc: very fu$#@king hot
time:10-11pm

mutha foo -various posts
connie...32 y.o.,
service 8, attitude 8, looks 5.
claudia...23 y.o. (always found by the mens room),
service 6, attitude 5, looks 10.
maria (always found by the men's room)...30 y.o.,
service 9, attitude 9, looks 5.
lulu (always has a red dress on)...30 y.o.,
service 9, attitude 10, looks 6.
nirvana 28 y.o. (tatoo of sun on her stomach)
service 7, attitude 7, looks 7.
pati..(looks like celine dion) 30 y.o.,
service 9, attitude 10, looks 7.
gloria (blond hair, cute, by the mens room) 26 y.o.,
service 7, attitude 7, looks 7.
norma (26 y.o.) - 5' 1" big tits (small frame, small ass). attitude 7, service 9, looks 8.
lorena (28 y.o.) - 5' 6" (medium frame, great body) attitude 8, service 6, looks 9.
esther (21 y.o.) - 5' 4" (medium frame, beautiful body) attitude 6, service 7, looks 10.
also, had claudia (5 6" big tits, cute face, straight black hair, 23 y.o.) but service was bad (not her fault) cuz she was #4 for me and i just couldn't get it done. i was starving and very tired.
from 12/08
then i met patricia (no not pati). she was 5'7 blond hair, slutty face, hot porno style body. charges $60. i was sitting there with a friend and she wanted to go upstairs with the both us. i had no interest in seeing my buddy naked so i went upstairs with her alone. she was a complete **** and did anal. she made incrdible moans and kept saying "fuck my ass". she was a complete ****. this girl is highly recommended. looks 8, service 10, attitude 10. afterwards, she came back down and had a couple of drinks with me. i spent about $100 on patricia but i drank most of it. i also saw a girl name yvonne (blond hair, big ass, 36c tits) who was okay but charged only $50.

randy one - 12/08
met anna, nice figure and seemed nice - showed me upstairs for 40 plus normal room fee. real short cbj (had own cover which was lubricated - can't blame her) and then daty. finished with fs and her asking for a massage - loved running my hands over that body.

boxing rule 222 - 12/16/03:
one girl is a drink hound
height: 5 ft 2 in
weight: 110
hair + hair length: light brown and shoulder length
eyes: brown
chest size: big around 36 c's
tatoos: none visible
location: stands in the back of ab near the rear dance floor looking towards the end of the place where the girls strip.
misc: she wears tight tight blue levi's with white tops.
time: wednesday at around 5:00p.m.
she will sit down next to you and before you even say a word she has a waiter bring her a drink. as soon as the waiter puts the drink down (remember i did not order a drink for her) she accidentally knocks it down. the waiter will quickly clean it up and bring another drink. now he tells me i owe him for two drinks. i had to stand firm and tell him and the girl that i did not want to buy her the first drink nor the second.

tj black - 12/12/03
leticia - i offered her $50, she agreed, and we headed upstairs. this girl was amazing. she’s got a little extra meat on her bones, but i like ‘em that way. no deep throat on the oral, but lots of kissing and caressing, any position i wanted, no rush, no fuss, lots of fun.
anijra - i offered $50, but she insisted on $60. i was starting to get a bad feeling about her but decided to proceed. upstairs she would let me touch her too much before having me lie down. she gave pretty good oral, but stayed down at the end of the bed so i couldn’t feel her up. she got on top in reverse cowgirl, which is always good for variety.
jasmine :she was kind of cute. so i told her i’d go for $40 and she agreed. she was pretty experienced and provided good service, but it wasn’t gfe or anything.

leebog 12/07:
malena in adelita
dec 6, 2003, saturday 4 pm
looks 8, service 7, attitude 8
slim, 5'3" in heels, dark skin, black hair, faint stretch marks on stomach?
area near men's room, g-string bikini with see-thru wrap skirt
talks dirty during sex
30 mins $50, room $11

be safe and be nice
country john

[Tranceman]

this is my first post. i am a total newbie at both visiting mexico and visiting prostitutes. i recently moved to sd, so figured i would check tj out. to take pressure off, i decided to not hook up with a girl this trip, just check the scene out. went to ab last sat afternnoon. just followed instructions read here on wsg. parked in lot on us side, walked across border and got cab to ab. everyone quoted $5 plus tip. after very convoluted ride, where i lost my sense of direction, we pulled up to ab. paid $6. got out and walked in around 1pm. place was very crowded. a dancer was just finishing up. a waiter immediately came asking me if i wanted a drink. i don't drink, so order a coke which came in a glass not much bigger than a shot glass all for $2.75. sheeesh. decided to nurse that for all its worth. just stood around, sat at bar stools, for next 3 hrs, checking scene out.

next dancer did not appear for about 2 hr so it got kind of boring after a while. place cleared somewhat of guys. there was a lot of locals there. noticed that if i kept glass in hand, even if empty, waiter would not ask me if i wanted a drink. was amazed to find so many (about 6) drop dead gorgeous sexy young cuties there in addition to usual assortment of good looking, average looking, and not so good looking girls. am definitely looking forward to next trip. i was approached by about 6 girls, but none who i would have choosen. they all very friendly. noticed that the way to do it is just go up to a girl and start talking. everybody i came in contact with, in and outside of ab spoke enough english to get by. out of boredom i said yes to one girl who approached me and asked me to buy her a drink ($7). she draped herself over me and we talked. after declining to buy her a 3rd drink, saying i needed to go, we parted with a hug. finally as i was leaving, one dancers started up again. one dancer had the most sexy looking breasts i have ever seen, so i stood by dance floor with $5 in my hand, and she came over and let my rub my face in those fantastic mounds. i left the place feeling like i owned it and looking forward to return.

took cab back, $6. then it took 1 hour from when i got into line to cross border to when i got in my car. and it was cold, so take your jackets, of both kinds ;-)

so for you newbies, i would definitely recommend doing it like i did it if you live close enough to tj. first trip, just check it out. takes the pressure off.

i found directions on web about walking from border to ab. will do that next time.

so i have some questions:
1. do you have to buy a drink at ab? i hate paying #2.75 for a thimble full of coke.
2. in evenings, are there more dancers than 1 every 2 hours? or maybe what i experienced was just because of the holiday season.
3. and this is the question i really want to know. whats the best way to arrange for the room upstairs for longer than 1/2 hour. when i do it, i like to extend things out as long as possible before popping. 1/2 hr is just too short of a time. how is the girl going to react? will she want more $$.

many thanks to cj and all others posting info here. it helped me a lot to get up courage to go to tj. i agree with most of what cj has said. treat everyone good.

i hope to return next sat, if weather holds up. will report on what happens.