Lisbon

[Mongerer88]

The night after I saw Sara, I saw Alexandra.

She is as close to a perfect model as you will find. Pretty much a 10 who could be featured in Penthouse. Gorgeous face and large enhanced breast and zero body fat. Perfect teeth, perfect hair, perfect everything.

I started with anal and damn she is good at it. I lubed her up and asked her to guide me in. It was just no big deal to her. She just popped me right in there and I came in no time. It was definitely the highlight of the session.

She does everything a person could ask for. Kissing, digits, DATY, multiple pops, etc.

For the second one, I did CFS forever, then BBBJ, then a handjob till completion. I presume CIM was available. Her BBBJ was aggressive and I had trouble finishing that way. She was the fourth provider I had seen in a short period of time so the last climax was hard to achieve but she really worked at it.

Her English is perfect. She is truly bilingual. I recommend her very highly.

[Mongerer88]

After my stop at New Center, I went out to the countryside, and escortprivada sent Sara, who I had seen before when she went by Sofia. I have no idea why she changed her name.

I really like this girl. She is my favorite in Lisbon. First of all, I think she is really cute. She has one of those pretty, pouty faces and a person really wants to make her smile to brighten things up. Fortunately, she does smile, particularly when she gets into the sex. I brought a vibrator for play, and she really came hard and it was a joy to watch.

She has lost some weight since I saw her last time. I slightly preferred her with the 5 more pounds since it made her breasts better, but now she truly has a killer, athletic little butt.

She is a truly sensual girl. She acts like she really wants to be there and wants to please the guy while having fun herself. She does all the standard stuff. LFK, digits, DATY, Greek, CFS in various positions, and BBBJTC. For the first one, we started with anal and I switched condoms and finished CFS doggie style. For the second one, it was BBBJTCIM and she is just one of those magical chicks that barely moves her head when she is going at it. Just suction and tongue and the best feeling in the world. She is as good at it as any girl I have ever found.

Her English is good, not quite fluent, but close. She is very intelligent and has solid plans for the future. She is just a gem.

[Mongerer88]

Just back from a trip and ready to do some reviews. First stop was New Center. I had never bee there before. It was okay, but I did not like it as well as Michelle's. It is easy to find and there is still a sign that says New Center once a person gets off of the elevator. One word about the elevator. You have to push the inside door to the right once you get in to get it to go, and once you get to the destination floor, you have to push the inside door to the left and push the main door out. If is like a trip through time. If is the way elevators worked in old movies. You can of course just take the stairs.

Anyway, there were three acceptable girls in the 11 am line up and two unacceptable ones. I picked Rafaella because she spoke very good English. As soon as we got into the room, she really upsold a threesome hard. So I gave in and included Carla. Probably a mistake since I do not really like threesomes that well.

Both had okay bodies. Carla has a tiny bit of baby fat but a really pretty face. Rafaella was a bit slimmer but not as pretty. Carla spoke very little English. Both supposedly do anal, but I did not get a chance to partake in that. Both made out with me and liked DATY and digits. Both did BBBJs, and Rafaella did so to completion. Technically I did not ask if I could CIM, but she did not seem pissed when I finished that way, and that is how I finished both times.

I wish I had enjoyed it more, but Rafaella was a bit too dominant, almost to the point of being distracting (hence the need to keep her busy with BBBJs, which she was damn good at), and Carla was a bit too passive. They did not really do much lesbian action with each other.

I wish I had seen each of them separately in order to get a better feel. I am just not really into threesomes but had trouble saying no. I think each of them might have been better separately. But hey, I came twice, and they were both cute, so no real problems. I just liked the other two ladies better that I saw later and I am getting ready to review them.

Oh, and I hated the rather loud music that is piped into the room. Why have that at all?

[Double Shooter]

The Shooter whizzed through Lisbon on a 3-day visit. RTFF'd for the key info. Kudos to the key contributors eg Carlos.

Day 1. Went to Newlux address but didn't know what floor. Rang the number but sem Ingles. Shit. Onwards and upwards to the New Center. Also easy to find from RTFF. No sign on the building and a prehistoric elevator, but at least there was a sign by the door. The girls file in one after the other so it can be tricky to remember the names. All white girls. He opted for a cute Portuguese with a marvelous butt. Small tits. She spoke good English. First the shared shower. She soaped up his dick then rubbed that magnificent ass against it. Then onto the bed for prolonged BBBJ and 69. Her skills were not great but full marks for perseverance. On with the CD for fucking in various positions. Highlight was reverse cowboy at 45 degree angle. Perfect for that ass. Mirror by the bed for additional visual angles. CD was a bit thick so he couldn't cum. Also no kissing. She gave HJ for finish. EUR 100 all in for the hour. No tip requested. Positive experience.

One thing that sticks in the memory was the background music: 80's Britpop. It was fucking weird licking pussy to Spandau Ballet. In the Shooter's case it brought back long-forgotten memories.

Day 2. Did some tourist stuff. Hit a Thai MP in the expo area. Excellent massage for E45. No happy ending.

Plan was to hit Elefante Branco (EB) that evening but they were closed. So he hit Brasserie de l'Entrecote (BE) instead. No shagging but excellent steak!

Day 3. Michelle Assistant. Again easy to find from RTFF. Had to ring the buzzer to gain entrance. There were 2 buttons for the 3rd floor so he just pressed the one on the right. Must have been the right one as he was allowed entrance. The elevator wasn't working so he climbed the stairs to the 3rd floor. Took the door on the right of the elevator, hoping that was the right one, and nervously rang the bell. Luckily it was the right one. Again there was a 1-by-1 line up. All Brazilians. 5 whites and 2 mulattas. He opted for the friendliest if not the best looking, who seemed to speak the best English. She was probably younger than she looked: her face had sun damage. Her body was typically Brazilian, almost genetically engineered for sex, with big tits and a big ass.

Again the session started with a shared shower and ass-to-cock frottage. She knelt down for a BBBJ. Bliss. Downside was minimal kissing and no DFK. He noticed the background music: fucking hell it was 80's Britpop again (Human League). WTF.

On to the bed for more BBBJ. He requested DATY but that was refused. Actually her "good English" was illusory and she may have misunderstood. The BBBJ restarted briefly but quickly segued into a CBJ. WTF. That didn't last long and straight into fucking. The CD was very thick (probably because most guys are into anal) and her pussy was a bit loose, so there was no way he could come. Again he resorted to the HJ finish.

Overall not a bad experience. Probably it would have been better if they had communicated better. Cheap as chips at EUR 100 with no tip.

[Purayil]

Three of us will be at Lisbon (we are Lis newbies) from May 13-16th. Have gone through many of the FR s. Appreciate if the Pundits can guide us with some specifics.

[Frenchieboy]

Hi Frenchieboy. In EB the going rate is a present time for 1 hour 100 and for TLN 200 - 250 .

The whole Business in Lisbon is down - the casas want 70 - 80 Euros per hour and the girl will only get 50 % of it. Therefore 100 for one hour is quite acceptable to a stunner in EB.

I never pay for the claok-room. There the Girls usually buy their condoms there. And I have all the time some camisinhas (shirts) with me.

I agree. They took you a Little bit for a ride. To avoid this in future, simply RTFF!

Carlos.

You are completly right Carlos and you told me by PM no more than 100 euros but my friend found this girl so beautiful that he said OK for 170 euros, so when I told to my girl 100 euros she told me you friend ok for 170 euros so for you same price. Just one information the bouncer in the entrance is very sympatic.

[Carlos Primeros]

Hi Frenchieboy. In EB the going rate is a present time for 1 hour 100 and for TLN 200 - 250 .

The whole Business in Lisbon is down - the casas want 70 - 80 Euros per hour and the girl will only get 50 % of it. Therefore 100 € for one hour is quite acceptable to a stunner in EB.

I never pay for the claok-room. There the Girls usually buy their condoms there. And I have all the time some camisinhas (shirts) with me.

I agree. They took you a Little bit for a ride. To avoid this in future, simply RTFF!

Carlos.

[Frenchieboy]

Was in Elefante Branco with a friend last week (Friday), free entrance.

Arrived at about 11 pm and surprise about 15 girls and just my friend and me not other men!

Took a drink (16/ euros for 1 drink) and sat down in front of the bar in order to have a good view, some black girls from Mozambique tried to ask with us but we are not interested.

Then we saw 2 beautiful girls and asked them to sat with us, 2 girls from Brazil one blond from Brasilia her name Luna (for my friend) and a very beautiful brune from Rio her name Paula (for me).

We paid her drinks without alcohol (10 euro the drink) and after discussion we were ok for a1 hour meeting for 170 euros we left and paid 10 euros for the cloakroom.

The 2 girls have a georgeous boodies (Paula silicon tits) good sex but very short in 45 minutes they were back in Elefante Branco.

My advice you can choose Paula she told me that she will be in Lisbonn till September but just note drinks+ girl's drink+cloakroom+the girl total amount about more than 200 euros for 45 minutes maybe a little bit expensive.

[JohnnyBeGood3]

All good feedback thanks guys looking forwards to our stag.

[Parvalhao2]

Does anyone have been at Tantrazen in Lisboa? If yes please share likes and dislikes.

[Meroveeus]

I was there twice this week at the Elefante and was not really able to find someone I liked to bring with me to the hotel.

Once I talked to a Brazilian Blonde with a nice backside but she looked from the distance much better than from one meter than.

Might try it again this evening (last one before I leave tomorrow morning).

[RudiderBumzer]

Johnny,

A good advice is Elefanto Branco. You should go there after 10 or 11 pm and there are lot of attractive girls (some from Eastern Europe but most of them are from Portugal or Brazil). You can buy a drink for the girl as they use normal alconolic drinks and they charge the normal prices (no 40 - 50 EURO for a small "coupe".

The girls want to go with you to the room and they mostly start with 200 - 250 EURO for one hour, but just relax and stay a little longer. When it starts to get 1 or 2 am, the ladies become a little more flexible. Count on 150 - 200 EURO's for a 2 - 3 hour stay (some would like to stay till the morning, but I never let that happen).

Service in your hotel room is always great. Lots of kissing and when there is sympathy they will give you nice oral sex without a condom. Best is to take both a shower and let her "soap" you. In one case a nice lady from Mozambique went already down in the shower for a perfect blowjob.

Extra charges, I did not experience so far. One time a girl took the full load in her mouth, cleaned everything and slowly preparing for the next round. There was no discussion about extra money to pay.

When you are in good conditions, you can count for 3 full sex-scenes with the girl in 2 - 2. 5 hours.

In one case, I experienced the lady asking for a little more money for having used condoms (which they have to buy at the Elefanto? And the taxi. I gave her 20 EURO and that was fine. In other cases, there was no discussion about paying extra.

Enjoy it there. I am jealous, as for me it may take up to a year to be in Lisbon again, but when, I will definitely go there!

Ruud

Hi all,

I am going to be in Lisbon end April for a stag weekend and I'm planning our fun. I've been given a list of lap dance clubs and wanted to know if all of them are full service and if it is on the premises or takeout. Thanks for any tips in advance.

Champagne Club.

Hipopotamo.

Passerelle.

San Payo.

[AngoChango]

Tip number one.

Avoid buying girls drinks at this places, my colleague learn the expensive way about this. Its usually this way at all strip clubs but I found this one to be more expensive than usual.

Hi all,

I am going to be in Lisbon end April for a stag weekend and I'm planning our fun. I've been given a list of lap dance clubs and wanted to know if all of them are full service and if it is on the premises or takeout. Thanks for any tips in advance.

Champagne Club.

Hipopotamo.

Passerelle.

San Payo.

[Carlos Primeros]

Here all these clubs are take-out. There is no action on site!

Only the casas have action on site.

Carlos.

Hi all,

I am going to be in Lisbon end April for a stag weekend and I'm planning our fun. I've been given a list of lap dance clubs and wanted to know if all of them are full service and if it is on the premises or takeout. Thanks for any tips in advance.

Champagne Club.

Hipopotamo.

Passerelle.

San Payo.

[JohnnyBeGood3]

Hi all,

I am going to be in Lisbon end April for a stag weekend and I'm planning our fun. I've been given a list of lap dance clubs and wanted to know if all of them are full service and if it is on the premises or takeout. Thanks for any tips in advance.

Champagne Club.

Hipopotamo.

Passerelle.

San Payo.