FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Banafly]

After years of hearing about Artemis, I had to pay my respects when I was there in Berlin on Business recently.

I got a taxi from Berlin Mitte area for 20 Euro, the trip was about 15 minutes.

When you get to Artemis it is near a autobahn and has a very big car park much like a supermarket.

Once inside there are 3 floors, and you go to reception where you are greeted and pay 80 euros to the receptionist, she in turn gives you a brown robe, towel and a key you then head up one flight of stairs to the changing rooms where communal changing rooms await with showers, get washed up and ready for action, locking all of your gear away including money (very secure by the way).

You then head to the middle floor where a bar like area surrounded by loungers, chairs and girls surrounding the whole place. I went on a Wednesday night and I estimate there were around 50 - 60 girls on show at anyone time plus maybe 10 - 15 in bedrooms, this is a bit of a guess as very hard to tell exactly. What I will say is there is no doubt the girls to me anyhow (plenty of monger experience) were mostly 8's, some 9's and some 7's, for me it was the most concentrated amount of hot hookers I have ever seen in one place at any given time.

You can talk freely to passing girls, and comfortably approach them, the costs are 60 euro for 30 minutes of Sex / BBBJ, 100 euro extra for anal, 50 euro for CIM. Some of the girls were a little jaded as usual and mechanical, but I must say as a bonus if you stand in the stairwell, you see all the girls come back down from the bedrooms, and I would estimate in seeing around 40 - 50 totally naked girls all night, which was pretty cool too.

Downstairs there is a steam room / sauna, swimming pool and another bar with food which is inclusive, however I forgot this due to the amount of pussy that was on show.

I comfortably spent 4 -5 hours there, banged 2 and left with some good images in mind. The girls tend to be the taller stripper eastern European type of girl, there was plenty of beauties but as I said I am sure many are mechanical, I guess most are servicing around 5 - 20 a night.

It was a good old fashioned brothel with no holes barred! It was worth the money, however I probably personally prefer the spending a little more time with each girl, rather than 30-60 minutes.

[Hermann666]

A couple of visits this week. Lovely weather yesterday with sun, blue skies and 23 degrees Centigrade outside. Tried out the outside garden and the jacuzzi for the first time.

Did Avia, German girl with long black hair and blue eyes. Also Sheila, another German girl, skinny with long black hair. She was energetic and funny. Good eye contact when anal in mish. Ended the evening with a threesome with Jana and Nadja. The two Berliner girls. I have met Jana before and this time they wanted to do a threesome. I know it is a try for up selling but I agreed to it still. A really nice session. Nadja is the prettiest but Janas blowjob is better.

Back in Artemis today for some more fun. Went with the famous Ella for the first time. Good blowjob and fun in the room. A real MILF. Ended with Georgina from Georgia. A 27 year old spinner with small natural breasts, long black hair. The best blowjob in a long time and her pussy was super tight. Wonderful to do in doggy. Will repeat.

That's all for now. Will be back next week again for some more fun.

[Pistons]

I think you missunderstood. But its fine.

[Exodus8]

I was referring to the topic. Its an oxymoron.

Out of tue, wed and thu I deffinately prefer wed. Simply because the girls are allowed to wear a bit more clothes (sexier lingerie). Other days of the week they almost have to fully naked. Which can get a bit tedious...

Ok I see. I try to find answers at clubs website or earlier posts before asking questions otherwise others will give me a beating, hehe.

It depends if you have seen the girls naked before then it's better with sexy lingerie I. E. Something to look forward to in the zimmer.

[Pistons]

I was referring to the topic. Its an oxymoron.

Out of tue, wed and thu I deffinately prefer wed. Simply because the girls are allowed to wear a bit more clothes (sexier lingerie). Other days of the week they almost have to fully naked. Which can get a bit tedious...

[Exodus8]

Exodus: It is a recurring incident at internet forums when random guy asks newer random guy to read endless walls of text before asking a question. Like an oxymoron.

Are you referring to me? I have tried very hard not to be one, LOL.

Hi,

I am there tomorrow on business, which day out of Tues / Weds / Thurs would be best for selection and not too busy?

Also really unsure what time to go, is there more girls around say 9 pm as opposed to midday?

Can you really kill 3 or 4 hours there easily?

Wed or Thur. Dayshift girls end their day around 8 pm so if you want to talk a little before zimmer.

You could easily spend a whole day there its paradise I. E. Fucking, relax, eat and fuck as long as yr bank account allows, LOL.

[Oskar517]

Hi,

I am there tomorrow on business, which day out of Tues / Weds / Thurs would be best for selection and not too busy?

Also really unsure what time to go, is there more girls around say 9 pm as opposed to midday?

Can you really kill 3 or 4 hours there easily?

Thursday 19:00.

You can kill a whole day.

[Banafly]

Hi,

I am there tomorrow on business, which day out of Tues / Weds / Thurs would be best for selection and not too busy?

Also really unsure what time to go, is there more girls around say 9 pm as opposed to midday?

Can you really kill 3 or 4 hours there easily?

[Pistons]

Exodus: It is a recurring incident at internet forums when random guy asks newer random guy to read endless walls of text before asking a question. Like an oxymoron.

[Exodus8]

Sybarite-so this latest is your post posting, to modify your pre-posting? Glad you corrected the number because my excel sheet was thrown off.

Maybe you should share your manual for finding gems at Artemis or is it more like "Artemis for Dummies", LOL.

[Amended]

I went to Artemis for the first time last week. Prices for entry (80 eur) and session (60 eur /30 min) are higher than elsewhere. Accessibility is excellent, a very short walk from Westkreuz S-bahn stn, only 2. 70 eur from anywhere in Berlin. Facilities were fine. Note that the bar / lounge where everyone congregates is very smokey. Food was meh and not on offer around the clock. I arrived around 4 pm and had to wait until 6 pm for the kitchen to open, and it re-closes at 2 am. As far as I can tell, you can't even get a snack outside these hours.

Lineup was decent. Girls are mostly mid-20's. Didn't see many girls available if at all. Girls approach a fair bit. Two girls I took:

1. Raissa (Romania, 26): She looks like a slimmer Aubrey Plaza. Wearing a black mesh top covering shoulder area. Body looks younger than her age. Dark complexion. BBBJ was sub par. Didn't allow even kisses on the neck for basic 30 min rate. This was a FKK first for me. YMMV. Also often likes to keep her hand close to the dick, said this was to check the condom. A little annoying but OK. Complained that I was doing too much fucking around the 20 min mark. Was pretty bitchy at first but loosened up as the session progressed. We were exchanging lighthearted snappy remarks which was fun. She kept coming to me after the session and making little inside jokes.

2. Cheyenne (Germany, refused to give age): She looks like Anne Hathaway. I usually don't take these pornstar types but I digging her physically: big fake tits and tattooed back on a lovely slim frame, with sexy knee-high stockings. Attitude was not great before the room or inside, pretty mechanical. But fantastic Optifuck and I came fairly quickly which is a rare for me. Pro BBBJ, wet and good suction.

Artemis was decent but I wouldn't come back to Berlin just to go there. If the prices weren't higher than normal then maybe I would.

[Rocketboy0]

Just one thing, I have scoured to find.

Perhaps you have not scoured "Artemis FAQ" - hotels, power days,all the basics.

http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...=1#post1690800

Times have been discussed ad nauseum; slow during the day 10-15 girls; starts filling up around 630 pm, full shift on as of 8 pm.

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Sybarite-so this latest is your post posting, to modify your pre-posting? Glad you corrected the number because my excel sheet was thrown off.

[Sebastiane]

To just add that I think, in hindsight giving Scarlet a 4 for performance was harsh and it was more like a 7 as she did do everything I asked. Just a lot of things I expect to be standard were extras and some were genuine extras but charging extra for DFK and stuff. And it is my fault for being a sucker for a pretty face and hot bod and not negotiating beforehand. Shows you even the experienced can get burned sometimes!

There were a LOT of girls there on Sat. Night and a lot of Germans girls too -- the average age was probably closer to 30 in my opinion. Enough hots to keep everyone satisfied -- if you have deep pockets. But there were gems like Nele too. Wonderful girl and great performance.

[Banafly]

Just one thing, I have scoured to find.

Best times to visit?

I am there Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday.

Is any day the same amount of girls etc?

And what time is best, I mean if I go in the day am is there going to be a lack of women and hung over. There must be an optimum time to go as far as times go?

Also realistically could you spend 3 or 4 hours in there easily, chatting with girls and colleagues I am taking on business?

[PayForIt]

That is fantastic. Thank you!

Has anyone here stayed there before? It looks great.

I haven't and it is the closest hotel to the Club -but check out the Hotel Aspira too. It's quite close. Definitely walking distance and the gym is fantastic as it the hotel and the spa.

Enjoy!