Hong Kong Club Reports

[HorseTrader]

So I'll be going the next month on a Sunday staying the night. I've only been there on Saturdays and I know it gets packed starting around 8-9. What can I expect on Sunday night and it's June so summer season will be upon us. I've only started going this year to Tijuana, so should I expect big crowds from June. August.

I don't like HK on Saturday evenings because it is too crowded, especially with sausages. Bigger selection on Saturday, but still plenty of good options on Sunday afternoon and evening. The ficha drinks seem to last longer on Sunday than Saturday.

If I were given a choice of going on Saturday night or Sunday night, I would pick Sunday without question.

[Gsil247]

So I'll be going the next month on a Sunday staying the night. I've only been there on Saturdays and I know it gets packed starting around 8-9. What can I expect on Sunday night and it's June so summer season will be upon us. I've only started going this year to Tijuana, so should I expect big crowds from June. August.

[Jackie888]

I know Jackie888 likes Tiffany, but she's getting saggy with bags under her worried eyes, her body looks worn out. Sasha is also growing old, her boobs are starting to drop, her face shows lots of worries now that she has a kid.

I hope you were being sarcastic about the chicas at Playboy club on Constitucion. Most Playboy chicas look like old, diseased, shriveled, toothless, rotten, aggressive crack hos. But perhaps they are beauties to your eyes. You can keep them all for yourself.

I remember the firts time I saw Tiffany. It was like Yesterday. She wore a black cocktail dress with that funny HK sash around her. Walked right up to me, and looked right over my head (damn stilletos) and I knew that I was in love. She sat with a guy who tried his hardest to impress her, all that time she completely ignore him and starred out the doors. She was there but her mind was 1,000 miles away.

Come to think of it, not much have changed other than a couple of years and blonde hair. I would pay a bundle to know her life story.

[Jackie888]

I haven't been going to the zona as much as I used to so I don't recognize those names but I would love to see pics. There used to be a blonde, gringa-looking Amnesia chica that I would rate a 9. Don't remember ever seeing anything above 8. 5 at HK.

Beauty is a subjective thing. I think that we can all reasonably agree to what is up to an 8. But from 8-10, everyone has their unique preception of what that is. For me I don't find playboy models to be 10's. But I do find many runway models to be 10's. However I know that many men find those to be too skinny and tall. (BTW you meant Amerisian right? An amnesia chica would look kind of retarded wandering in circles considering that she lost all of her memory.). And of course if a girl makes me "finis" more than once in 45 minutes, her beauty rating gets an automatic bump.

[ClamSlammer]

IMHO, Caramel, Tiffany, and 3 more girls (sorry I can't remember their HK names) are playboy material. But then beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.

I haven't been going to the zona as much as I used to so I don't recognize those names but I would love to see pics. There used to be a blonde, gringa-looking Amnesia chica that I would rate a 9. Don't remember ever seeing anything above 8. 5 at HK.

[Captain Solo]

By Playboy quality I mean girls who are not exactly the prettiest, but look over all beautiful, nice, clean, healthy, youthful, happy or neutral, and somewhat innocent. Playboy pics always shows girls with perfect, tattoo-free skin, but as you know, the pics are heavily touched up to hide skin blemishes.

HK does have a few girls who would meet these criteria.

This new girl Marilyn has a pretty face with a perfectly proportioned body, perfect skin, long, strong, sexy legs, nice, perfectly round perky natural B cups that are spongy, not likely to be fakes.

Esperancia is pretty close to perfect, but she's petite and I have not seen her in HK after she passed out and had to be carried home by the big, fat mesero.

Emily was another tall, pretty girl with perfect skin and nice, round, perky B cups. She speaks English and so nice, gentle and compliant. I thought she is one of the classier chicas.

I know Jackie888 likes Tiffany, but she's getting saggy with bags under her worried eyes, her body looks worn out. Sasha is also growing old, her boobs are starting to drop, her face shows lots of worries now that she has a kid.

I hope you were being sarcastic about the chicas at Playboy club on Constitucion. Most Playboy chicas look like old, diseased, shriveled, toothless, rotten, aggressive crack hos. But perhaps they are beauties to your eyes. You can keep them all for yourself.

With all due respect Wing, where the hell are you seeing these Playboy types? The hottest chica I've ever seen in the Zona was probably an 8. 5. In my years in the zona I've never even seen one chica that's even close to Playboy quality. The only Playboy chicas I've seen in the zona are the ones who actually work at Playboy, the clip joint on Constitution.

[HorseTrader]

I agree CS and I wonder why these HK girls charge much as $100 compared to $60 AB do they really think they're playboy material, they should cost the same as AB.

I'm amazed that you could go to AB and the street girls so many years and not set foot into Hong Kong until recently. Good to hear that you got over that hump. It seems like only a couple of weeks ago that you hadn't been inside HK, so I'm sure you wouldn't claim any expetise yet. Obiously, you didn't think the girls were Playboy quality, but how did you like it?

IMHO, the average HK girls are worth a little more than the average AB girls. Perhaps a lot of mongers agree with me because the HK girls do seem to get $70 to $80 while the AB girls are getting about $60. The $100 that you quote has not been typical in my expeience.

On another topic, I'm like Phord and would like to hear some specific SOCAL places that you recommend for high quality food at reasonable prices. I have had many great meals in San Diego but they typically cost a whole lot more than similar quality meals in TJ. That is one area where you are expert.

[Jackie888]

IMHO, Caramel, Tiffany, and 3 more girls (sorry I can't remember their HK names) are playboy material. But then beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.

[Member #4450]

With all due respect Wing, where the hell are you seeing these Playboy types? The hottest chica I've ever seen in the Zona was probably an 8. 5. In my years in the zona I've never even seen one chica that's even close to Playboy quality. The only Playboy chicas I've seen in the zona are the ones who actually work at Playboy, the clip joint on Constitution.

I agree CS and I wonder why these HK girls charge much as $100 compared to $60 AB do they really think they're playboy material, they should cost the same as AB.

[ClamSlammer]

HK has some incredibly beautiful girls, Playboy's quality.

With all due respect Wing, where the hell are you seeing these Playboy types? The hottest chica I've ever seen in the Zona was probably an 8. 5. In my years in the zona I've never even seen one chica that's even close to Playboy quality. The only Playboy chicas I've seen in the zona are the ones who actually work at Playboy, the clip joint on Constitution.

[Gsil247]

This last comment has all of us worried.

I see what your saying. Rest assure though, I'm not one of those guys. I just meant, the sex was so good, I felt like a new man. Dr. Dre said it best, "can't make a hoe a housewife. ".

[Jackie888]

Because of you guys, I have learned (and am still learning), on the do's and don'ts. I had another girl who I talked to first and holy shit, I now see why people marry women for great sex.

Thank you all.

This last comment has all of us worried.

[Gsil247]

Because of you guys, I have learned (and am still learning), on the do's and don'ts. Example, a few weeks ago some fine ass who kinda looks like the porn star Rose Monroe came up to me and said, "you want sex baby?" Had it not been for you guys, my dumb ass would have went along with it. I know realize there are girls who just want to turn around as many as possible with little to no effort. The 'work smarter not harder' bullshit. So I just say something stupid to amuse myself like, "what I want is to be able to fully play my mobile video games, and to not make those payments on freemium games that companies like EA is known for. If you can provide me that, I'll take 2. " She sarcastically smiled and left. I had another girl who I talked to first and holy shit, I now see why people marry women for great sex.

Thank you all.

[FlapJacK]

HK has some incredibly beautiful girls, Playboy's quality. I estimate only about 25% of HK chicas I took upstairs showed any interests or affection to me. The rest are just there, quietly and efficiently going through the motion to get me off, get paid, then hurry off to score some drugs, or go back down to the bar to hook more guys. A few were faking so hard it was ridiculous. Most tend to act like hardened hos or robots with boobs, showing little interests or affection, not even a smile.


To me street girls are more real, friendlier and more down to earth. They would talk, sometimes in broken English, and kid around with me as we go in and out of the hotel.

Mostly Agree with this as most my best sessions have been several of the street girls that I became regular with and even one that I still enjoy see after 5+ years. But then there has been a few bar girls over the years to that have been very generous with me and met me on off days or before or after work hours.

[Phordphan]

Dear Admins.

Apparently Tomjack's personal obsession with Wing has turned him into an asshole. Unfortunately my fuse is considereably shorter than Wing's fuse. Therefore, is there an ignore button that I could apply so that I could skip all of Tomjack's posts from here on?

Don't get all excited. There is a simple explanation.

Personally, I think your writing style differs substantially from Wing's, to the point that I don't think you're the same person. However, few posters post views that are in such lockstep with the gadfly ramblings of Wing. So, Tom can be forgiven if he thinks Wing came up with yet another handle to post under, in order to reinforce his views. Believe me, he's not the first, nor will he be the last.

Now, if you still have such a short fuse, go to your profile, click on the Edit Ignore List link and add Tom's name. Easy-peasy and you don't have to whine to the Admin.