Bangkok Reports

[Breadman]

The price are off the charts in some places. I was quoted 1500 barfine plus 5000 for LT for coyote girl at Mandarin. So I was looking at 7000 total when it's all said and done. A bit of a gamble for that price, who know if she enjoyed a healthy about of sex in the spirit of Ali vs Frazier or was a boring lay like Paqiuo vs Mayweather LOL. Quality was outstanding, but one has to draw the line somewhere on prices.

Guess I've lucked out pretty well this trip then, met a 'fresh' girl who didn't take a penny long time the first night. She drank 3 beers and I had to walk her to my room she was so drunk. 4 or 5 nights in a row with that girl and I gave her a total of almost 2000 baht combined although I did spend roughly 6000 baht on her in food, drinks etc. This was in pattaya. Didn't take long for me to find a very attractive girl who jumped at the chance to go long time with me for 2000 baht in Bangkok. Paul kausch has met this last one several times and keeps telling me I hit the jackpot, I'll take his word on it. Mind you, one barfine and she's been coming over after work around 2 am. So it gives me time to find other talent but still have something to hold on at night and well into the afternoon. Best of all both have been condom free the entire time. Not something I actively look for but if it happens with a somewhat non pro or one that probably isn't barfined as often (a non gogo girl), then the odds are in my favor.

How did I do it? Skout was very helpful in pattaya and a big smile and buying them ladydrinks was another factor. Just beware of the 'you take me somewhere' comments, meet family, friends etc. You don't want to take them near a shopping mall if you don't what to spend too much cash on them.

[Smoothy]

These are the 7 Bars in Soi Cowboy everyone should avoid like Plague:

1. Rio.

2. Kiss.

3. Deja Vu.

4. Midnite.

5. Sahara.

6. Rawhide.

7. Spice Girls.

They are owned by an Iranian Guy (popularly called "Arab") Apparently he was heard saying as below to one of his muslim friend (as told to me by a girl, I bar-fined from there, after paying up a heavily padded bill, and coerced to do so by bouncers):

"Our religion allows for cheating all Kafers, so this business model is not disapproved by our religion, And anyway these Kafers come here loaded with money, no harm losing a few thousand to my place, and no one knows which bars I own".

I believe the rest. But Rawhide? I thought the same person that owns Long Gun (Lucky Star) owns Rawhide. The employees from the 2 seem to go back and forth. Why isn't Long Gun on your list?

[Tony Hoeprano]

6 k for LT? I think that's the highest I've read in bkk and patttaya forums for an agogo girl. I hope this isn't the going rate for CH girls unless they're superior to warrant the higher rate.

The price are off the charts in some places. I was quoted 1500 barfine plus 5000 for LT for coyote girl at Mandarin. So I was looking at 7000 total when it's all said and done. A bit of a gamble for that price, who know if she enjoyed a healthy about of sex in the spirit of Ali vs Frazier or was a boring lay like Paqiuo vs Mayweather LOL. Quality was outstanding, but one has to draw the line somewhere on prices.

[Tony Hoeprano]

Can someone please share what except is a BJ Bar? I'm pretty sure I know what the BJ stands for. Is this the same type of place where you pay a bar fine and take a girl back to your place? Or is the "BJ" done at the bar? Or even more crazy, is the BJ done while you're just drinking at the bar?

Just wanted to conform because I remember in the Vietnam posts that there were barber shops that while getting a hair cut you're getting a BJ at the same time. Could be rumors though.

You can expect to get your cock sucked on their premises. If you like better looking girls go to Bitstyle on Soi 22. The lineup is pretty good, much better than the faring oriented BJ bars where they're either ugly, old, or a combination of the two. It's more expensive but I don't mind paying a little extra for quality. And it includes a free drink.

[Banana Boi]

Thanks Carp. I've been reading that some bars can rip you off in terms of how much they can charge per drink. Is this the case if I walk into any bar? Or do I just have to worry about buying multiple drinks for the girls? I'd hate to walk into a bar and worry about paying a crazy fee just for one beer. Especially worried about causing a scene over a few drinks but not wanting to get crazy ripped off.

Here is a list of the bars to be careful of in Soi Cowboy. There's also a few in the Patpong area in Pattaya (the ones promoting ping pong shows). I don't know all the bars but ones that overcharge are the rare exception, definitely not the norm. Don't let it sway you from visiting random bars you think look interesting. It will ruin your trip worrying about these little things.

These are the 7 Bars in Soi Cowboy everyone should avoid like Plague:

1. Rio.

2. Kiss.

3. Deja Vu.

4. Midnite.

5. Sahara.

6. Rawhide.

7. Spice Girls.

They are owned by an Iranian Guy (popularly called "Arab")

[Dinotrex]

Thanks Carp. I've been reading that some bars can rip you off in terms of how much they can charge per drink. Is this the case if I walk into any bar? Or do I just have to worry about buying multiple drinks for the girls? I'd hate to walk into a bar and worry about paying a crazy fee just for one beer. Especially worried about causing a scene over a few drinks but not wanting to get crazy ripped off.

There's a few variants around. At [CodeWord901] in Soi 8 you pick a girl and head upstairs directly and the business is done on a curtained off couch (a bit like a lap dance type scenario). At Dr. BJs they have more private facilities. However, if you feel like having a beer and a BJ in a crowded bar, head to Afterskool at Soi Cowboy. At the far end of the bar you can have business done right there. The bar is a bit higher so the action can't be seen from the entrance, but people will be able get a clear view if passing on the way to the toilet.

[LambuDada]

Many thanks for the advice / information.

[Sunlover2]

I would be visiting Bangkok next month and would be staying for around 3 months. Although I have done some recce on the posts here, would appreciate some guidance on the full service massage parlours and prices. I found some here but were priced upwards of 2000 be for a 90 minute session. Are these the standard prices in BKK. I also think the bar fines are a little high considering that the girl would also take around 2-2. 5 k be for ST.

Based on your comments it sounds like you are looking for lower end pricing. For the typical farang tourist in the lower Suk area that would include: BJ Bars, Freelancers at the BeerGarden soi 7, Streetwalkers at the Nana Parking Lot (NPL), Streetwalkers at the Sukhumvit soi 3/5 bus stop.

Be prepared to entertain a FL / SW lady at your place (nearby) or spend 300 baht for a short time room.

SL.

[Goodle]

Sunday night at 11 pm Nana Plaza looked as deserted as can be. It has basically become a weekend kind of thing. Like chatujak market!

Quite a few empty spaces. If they don't get it together a lot of Thais going to be un-happie. From the owners of the land right down to the ugliest bargirl there. Although said girl prooly don't give a shit-she isn't making money anyways.

[DwayneJohnson]

I leave, not sure if I'm disappointed or not. I meander around, contemplating the limits of Thai cosmetic surgery.

There are no limits to surgery. One of the hottest looking "girl" in straps has got artificial pussy worth 300,000 baht.

An hour or so later, I'm heading back to my hitel with On, a bubbly Mohawk'd cutey with fakeys from the gogo two down from Straps. I ask her and she says it IS a ladyboy bar. (On was pretty great, by the way, although a bit too small for her comfort) Still, I can't help but wonder, and I'm still not sure I wouldn't even if I knew for sure.

I had the same feeling few months ago, later I decided to man up and took one of the beauties. She was way more feminine than few European girls I have fucked. Practically some of them are better than real girls but it is difficult to get over psychological barrier, I could not remain hard or come because of her past so sent her back. She was not accepting money unless I finish inside her (talk about dedication to service) so gave her money for movie date next day but just as a friend.

[Banana Boi]

She told me she wanted 6000 bht for LT, and even though I felt it was a bit high and generally don't like when they talk money that quick, I still ended up barfining her and took her back to my hotel.
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6 k for LT? I think that's the highest I've read in bkk and patttaya forums for an agogo girl. I hope this isn't the going rate for CH girls unless they're superior to warrant the higher rate.

[Haverhill Lite]

Ever heard about post-op? They are often still referred as LB's. Straps hosts them.

Yup. Fully aware of the whole spectrum of possibilities. I guess I just wasn't aware it could be done so well in some cases.

[BionicMan]

I was in Straps the other night. I ask her and she says it IS a ladyboy bar. (On was pretty great, by the way, although a bit too small for her comfort) Still, I can't help but wonder, and I'm still not sure I wouldn't even if I knew for sure.

Ever heard about post-op? They are often still referred as LB's. Straps hosts them.

[LA Guy 5]

You have no idea but you keep posting. Where is the ban button on LaGuy? Pretending to have mongered but never having left the house is against all we stand for.

Great, we now have a stalker on this forum (see some of his other recent posts). In the past the administrator removed some (but unfortunately not all) of his offensive posts directed at others, but for some reason this loser is still here and is now directing his psycho-pathological posts at me.

[Carpaccio18]

After reading good things about Crazy House in Soi Cowboy on this thread, I went there on a Friday with a friend on my last visit to Bangkok. Since I didn't know the place, it took a little while to figure out that its around the corner to the right on Soi 23 (outside Cowboy).

Anyhow, we got in there around 11 pm, and the place was absolutely packed. Had to tour the place several time before we managed to find some seats. Anyhow, once seating and drinks were sorted, I must say the lineup look rather good. And maybe 9 out of 10 girl were in the nude. And not just on stage, many of them also walked around in their birthday suit. You don't see that in many other gogos, they usually get at least panties on when walking off the stage. What I have heard in other places is that the Police may tolerate nudity on stage, but not close to customers in the bar. Not here it seems.

Don't know if this is a specialty of the house, but I noticed quite many of the girl had Bush or landing strip. I like that.

I found it a bit difficult to get eye contact in general, but it was probably due to the many guys present so many of the girls were probably spoken for already. But after a while I started talking to just about the only girl who wasn't naked when on stage, go figure. Can't remember her name, but she had a nice figure with a bit more hip than most of them, plus a nice set of natural tits. She told me she wanted 6000 bht for LT, and even though I felt it was a bit high and generally don't like when they talk money that quick, I still ended up barfining her and took her back to my hotel.

Sex was OK'ish, nothing special really. The chemistry just wasn't there.

Anyhow, I like Crazy House and will certainly go back there again. And be a little more careful in my selection, the place for sure looked packed with potential.