FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Hermann666]

Hello intrepid readers. Cartman here. You may know me from my Brazil reporting (click my name, see my posts). Recently arrived in Berlin after a couple days in Zurich duly written up on the zurich forums.

Headed out to Artemis around 4 pm. Took a you-bahn to an S-bahn, and it was about a 5-10 min walk from the train station. From the outside Artemis looks like a Red Roof Inn or other mid-range motel chain. Inside it's actually a very nice facility. There is a smoky main bar area where all the girls hang out, on the entry floor. If you take the stairs down, there is a "Kino" sex theatre, a big pool area (indoor), and a massage area and other bar. The pool has some steam rooms / saunas around it. You can head outside past the dining area (which is on the main floor right after the main smoky bar) and there is a HUGE outdoor area (paved) that on one side leads to some very nice rooms (apparently built about 1. 5 years ago) and on the other side down to a large outside pool, hot tub, and an outbuilding area with a really nice sauna and steam room and showers.

Entrance was 80 Euro. Comes with free soft drinks and food. Regular 30 min sessions are 60 Euro, and the menu goes up from there -- 100 for anal, 50 for prostate massage, etc.

Not that many girls working when we showed up around 5 pm, but more came in starting around 7 pm and even up until midnight when we were leaving. Lots of slim Romanian types, some hungarians, a few outliers from Africa, Bahamas, etc..

Brianna from Spain does kissing with lots of energy. She's short and super tiny with black hair and blue lenses over the brown eyes.

Also Cheyenne, German super thin girl with silicone and a tattoo over her whole back, is really hot, but no kissing. She's more of the PSE type. Looks a bit like Anne Hathaway.

[Eric Cartman]

Hello intrepid readers. Cartman here. You may know me from my Brazil reporting (click my name, see my posts). Recently arrived in Berlin after a couple days in Zurich duly written up on the zurich forums.

Headed out to Artemis around 4 pm. Took a you-bahn to an S-bahn, and it was about a 5-10 min walk from the train station. From the outside Artemis looks like a Red Roof Inn or other mid-range motel chain. Inside it's actually a very nice facility. There is a smoky main bar area where all the girls hang out, on the entry floor. If you take the stairs down, there is a "Kino" sex theatre, a big pool area (indoor), and a massage area and other bar. The pool has some steam rooms / saunas around it. You can head outside past the dining area (which is on the main floor right after the main smoky bar) and there is a HUGE outdoor area (paved) that on one side leads to some very nice rooms (apparently built about 1. 5 years ago) and on the other side down to a large outside pool, hot tub, and an outbuilding area with a really nice sauna and steam room and showers.

Entrance was 80 Euro. Comes with free soft drinks and food. Regular 30 min sessions are 60 Euro, and the menu goes up from there -- 100 for anal, 50 for prostate massage, etc.

Not that many girls working when we showed up around 5 pm, but more came in starting around 7 pm and even up until midnight when we were leaving. Lots of slim Romanian types, some hungarians, a few outliers from Africa, Bahamas, etc.

The problem with this type of set-up is (a) the sharky girls who immediately stop you and ask you to fuck them / go to the room; and (b) simply not knowing who is any good. I waited a while before making my first choice, a tall, slim Romanian girl named "Silvia" with a long dark pony tail. She said she could do deep-throat but really couldn't. No kissing, which is a HUGE bummer. She was an OK performer and for 60 Euros I'm not complaining too much, but it was a far cry from a passionate experience at a Brazilian Termas.

Second up was an African (Namibian) named "Gina" . She was more fun, hung out with me for a while on a couch, and then in the room did a great deep-throat BBBJ with some light kissing and more passion (even if fake). Well worth it. I wanted to repeat with her, but when I finally saw her again around 11 pm she said she was going to eat and go home.

Thirdly I had a fun initial conversation with a Hungarian named Alicia. She told me that she had been working there for 4 years, on and off. But she seemed to have a good attitude. So later when Gina was gone, I though I'd take her for a spin. I'd just showered, but she was ruthlessly clinical. She sprayed some alcohol spray on the Little Admiral and wiped him off with baby wipes, and then she made me put alcohol gel on my hands. Then when she got down to businses she was very clear about no kissing, no touching her face, no fingers in her kitty, etc. While she was blowing me (thankfully BBBJ) she kept stopping every 10 seconds to spit whatever was in her mouth into a wad of paper towels, kind of a boner killer. But having said all that, her technique was solid, especially the prostate massage, and got the job done. It was like going to a car wash.

I really miss the Brazil vibe where you sit with the girl and quickly can start kissing, deep, feeling her body, and creating a passionate vibe before the room. Still, all in damage was 230 euro for 3 sessions plus the 80 entry -- and I did eat food and enjoy the steam room / saunas.

Just wish I could figure out a better way to idenify the more passionate, more fun girls. Fending off the sharks gets old. Here for a few more days, so open to recommedations. My wingman nailed a Moldivian named Kimberly and said she was FANTASTIC, albeit still below Brazil standards.

By the way it seem cigar smoking is allowed in the inside bar, not just only the outside areas.

TL;DR version: great instalaltions, reasonable food, more girls after 19:00hrs, need tips on how to identify the girls with more passion, who can deepthroat, who DFK/kiss, who get off .... made difficult by too many Romanian sharks. Otherwise it ends up being oddly clinical.

-Cartman out.

[XiaoApple]

No problem staying in A til 05:00 or around then (you can find quiet places to sleep), no problem with the S-Bahns which leave every 10 minutes from Westkreuz. S-Bahns fine in the early am, just use common sense and find a car with other people. The front desk can help you get a taxi if needed but you will save 35-45 EUR with the S-Bahn.

You have plenty of time given your flight. There have been some strikes recently but it looks like finally this mess is on the way to being solved so you should be fine. bvg.de is the great Berlin transit planner and you can check options (there is an english page). Depending upon when you go the route can slightly vary so just check it that day. It takes about an hour plus the 5 min walk to Westkreuz and the 10 min walk to the terminals..You can mess around with arrival times in Tegel, but you need to be in SXF at least an hour before a flight with their often slow security queues and labyrinthine passageways..

Girl sightings: Bearsk, always the man "screwpulous" with data, is correct. Napoleon was also here in October, 1806. But Fatima is around also now (as in last night). Ina is also but does not work every night (tends to only 1 of 2 weekend nights). Malik- unfortunately not seen for many, many weeks.

As always, if seeing a particular girl is critical, telephone the front desk and make a booking. Sometimes they know during the day, sometimes not before 20:00. You can always ring and ask at least if X is around this week, etc. Our sightings are really no guide to the future.

Other notes: bizarre lighting changes last night in both kinos - where now it is strangely bright inside. Hope this is a one-off as it feels like a football stadium. This coupled with the usual dreadful weekend music seems designed to keep the erotic feel well in check..RB wishes the DJ could offer his services to the Guantanamo prison, where this so-called "musik" would quickly lead to confessions (even by the guards) and then they could close it down.

And, on a related point, heads up to all: The UEFA Championship Final is 6 June, a whopping 2 S-Bahn stops from the doors of Artemis. You can imagine what the scene will be like after the game. However, as they will likely staff up, the variety of choices could be good earlier (and even during the game, as many menfolk will be downstairs leaving the girls free. And we all know Barce will mop the floor with Juv so after 60-75 min you could head upstairs.) But mongers who value their sanity want to be well clear of there within 15 min of the end of the game. If sanity not an issue, you can stick around for the Testosterone Tsunami...

Dude, thank you for your warm-hearted answer.

[XiaoApple]

Yes, you can stay until they close at 5:00 am. There's usually a line of taxis waiting outside. Otherwise just ask reception to call a taxi for you. Reception will also store your bags if you bring luggage.

Thanks, useful.

[Rocketboy0]

I plan to go to Artemis May 29 and stay for one night. May 30 I will take plane from Schonefeld Airport at 8:40 am.

No problem staying in A til 05:00 or around then (you can find quiet places to sleep), no problem with the S-Bahns which leave every 10 minutes from Westkreuz. S-Bahns fine in the early am, just use common sense and find a car with other people. The front desk can help you get a taxi if needed but you will save 35-45 EUR with the S-Bahn.

You have plenty of time given your flight. There have been some strikes recently but it looks like finally this mess is on the way to being solved so you should be fine. bvg.de is the great Berlin transit planner and you can check options (there is an english page). Depending upon when you go the route can slightly vary so just check it that day. It takes about an hour plus the 5 min walk to Westkreuz and the 10 min walk to the terminals..You can mess around with arrival times in Tegel, but you need to be in SXF at least an hour before a flight with their often slow security queues and labryinthine passageways..

Girl sightings: Bearsk, always the man "screwpulous" with data, is correct. Napoleon was also here in October, 1806. But Fatima is around also now (as in last night). Ina is also but does not work every night (tends to only 1 of 2 weekend nights). Malik- unfortunately not seen for many, many weeks.

As always, if seeing a particular girl is critical, telephone the front desk and make a booking. Sometimes they know during the day, sometimes not before 20:00. You can always ring and ask at least if X is around this week, etc. Our sightings are really no guide to the future.

Other notes: bizarre lighting changes last night in both kinos - where now it is strangely bright inside. Hope this is a one-off as it feels like a football stadium. This coupled with the usual dreadful weekend music seems designed to keep the erotic feel well in check..RB wishes the DJ could offer his services to the Guantanamo prison, where this so-called "musik" would quickly lead to confessions (even by the guards) and then they could close it down.

And, on a related point, heads up to all: The UEFA Championship Final is 6 June, a whopping 2 S-Bahn stops from the doors of Artemis. You can imagine what the scene will be like after the game. However, as they will likely staff up, the variety of choices could be good earlier (and even during the game, as many menfolk will be downstairs leaving the girls free. And we all know Barce will mop the floor with Juv so after 60-75 min you could head upstairs.) But mongers who value their sanity want to be well clear of there within 15 min of the end of the game. If sanity not an issue, you can stick around for the Testosterone Tsunami..

[Hermann666]

Hello guys,

I plan to go to Artemis May 29 and stay for one night. The next day (May 30) I will take plane from Schnefeld Airport at 8:40 am.

My question:

1. I have read the website that the closing time is 5:00 am. Could I stay in Artemis until 5:00 am? To save money, I have not booked accommodation that evening.

2. When I go out at 5:00 am, are there any taxi waiting outside? How much is the price from FKK Artemis to Schnefeld Airport (SXF)?

3. To save money, is it OK to take the train to SXF at that time? Is it safe around at that time?

Thanks very much.

Yes, you can stay until they close at 5:00 am. There's usually a line of taxis waiting outside. Otherwise just ask reception to call a taxi for you. Reception will also store your bags if you bring luggage.

[XiaoApple]

Hello guys,

I plan to go to Artemis May 29 and stay for one night. The next day (May 30) I will take plane from Schönefeld Airport at 8:40 am.

My question:

1. I have read the website that the closing time is 5:00 am. Could I stay in Artemis until 5:00 am? To save money, I have not booked accommodation that evening.

2. When I go out at 5:00 am, are there any taxi waiting outside? How much is the price from FKK Artemis to Schönefeld Airport (SXF)?

3. To save money, is it OK to take the train to SXF at that time? Is it safe around at that time?

Thanks very much.

[Bearsk]

Some months ago there were a lot of writing about Nina leaving Artemis. Lots of the guys mentioning her also wrote about Fatima. Is she still there? Haven't seen any reports mentioning her the last months.

She was there in Feb 2015.

[Member #4469]

Two day report from this Sunday and Monday, but first one review from my last visit one month ago!

This girl really stood out Maira, Venezuela mid to late 20's she is a really beautiful girl with light brown skin, medium sized enhanced tits this girl is very passionate and truly enjoys sex so much that I actually had three different sessions with her that same day!

Sunday evening my first session of the night.

Kimberly, Bahamas, mid 20's.

She has a very tight body with nice natural tits, she does light kissing with some tongue loves DATY and it's not easy to last long in doggy with her perfect ass. Recommended!

I also had sessions with Samantha BUL, Axena BUL these two girls always perform a very passionate GFE with me.

Fourth session, 30 years? Can't remember her name!

Found a turkish girl beautiful face with long black hair a fitness body and perfectly enhanced tits unfortunately she don't kiss and don't enjoys DATY but in her defense she gave me one of the best blow jobs I've ever had at Artemis and fucking her perfect body is enough to recommend her.

Monday early afternoon first session.

Zina? Germany / Marocco Mid 20's.

Beautiful girl looks a little bit exotic with light brown skin beautiful face, great tits she doesn't kiss unfortunately! She had a huge orgasm during DATY after this she was so wet and I was already erected so she skipped BJ and went right to fucking after this I fucked her for over half an hour without ending, for me it's extremely hard to come if I not have a long blow job before sex, especially when you have had so much sex in limited time. Repeat, Maybe.

Second session, Valentina, Colombia early 30's?

Very charming girl, I would say she has a very sparkling personality, enhanced tits very much GFE and absolutely loved DATY had a great hour with her. Recommended.

Third session Jackie, Dom Republic?

Black girl with a good looking face, ok body nicely enhanced tits. This girl absolutely loves sex she had three huge orgasms during DATY and 69 she rewarded my efforts with giving me a magnificent and the most memorably fuck of this trip, if it wasn't forced to go to the airport I would have fucked her for hours.

Next up Costa del sol.

[Peter B]

Hi,

I'm thinking about taking the trip up to Artemis this weekend, but I'd very much prefer to see one or ideally both of these stars.

Hey all,

Sorry for repeating I would kust really like to know if they are there. If they are both there I think I will go but if they're not there then maybe not. Will write full review after!

[Hermann666]

If you're talking about the Roberta (RO) that came to Artemis from another club some months ago, she doesn't fit Hermann666's description. Roberta might perhaps be called slim, but not VERY slim. Her tits are natural, but not small.

I think Frozty nailed it earlier in the thread when he suggested that the girl is Mila from Latvia.

[Masayama]

That sounds like Roberta (RO), ...

If you're talking about the Roberta (RO) that came to Artemis from another club some months ago, she doesn't fit Hermann666's description. Roberta might perhaps be called slim, but not VERY slim. Her tits are natural, but not small.

[Carpaccio18]

I am soon going back to Artemis again and I am curious if you can ID a girl for me and provide some feedback. She's a blonde with straight cut bangs, very slim with small natural tits. Her face has kind of a special look. She's elegant but not baby face cute. She usually sits in the sofas in the narrow section behind the bar. Does not approach guys much. I think she could be Russian or from the basaltic. Any feedback appreciated.

That sounds like Roberta (RO), did a long session with her a few months ago. Had great time, nice GFE and she's got a great sense of humor.

[Pharisaer]

Some months ago there were a lot of writing about Nina leaving Artemis. Lots of the guys mentioning her also wrote about Fatima. Is she still there?

Yes, she is.

[Karat]

Fatima was in Artemis last weekend.