Hong Kong Club Reports

[Geescummy]

After reading about this place on this forum and other strip club boards, I just had to give it a try (the last several negative posts from fellow mongers nonwithstanding). I have to thank everyone who provided their input. I parked in the US lot, walked across and changed money into Pesos. As others have said but I will reiterate, you'll save money doing this. I got a cab which others have said is $10 to Hong Kong -- it's 100 pesos which puts the price in between 6-7 dollars using local currency.

Anyway, after arriving Sunday afternoon, the club was already hopping and as others have mentioned, the girls are in the 5-9+ range in looks and body and there are more in the 8-9 range than in most all other clubs I have been to. I don't recall seeing what others were paying for their beers in US dollars but I got my bottle of Sol for 70 pesos. I really enjoyed the sights -- the two very attractive and very busty without being overweight latinas who very cavorting on the soapy stage were lots of fun. Your could do a lot with them for a dollar tip!

Finally, I began speaking to one of the lovelies and bought her a drink and chatted, groped, and ultimately went next door and upstairs to the hotel. She wanted $80 for 30 minutes -- I recalled others reporting that some would go for 600-800 pesos. She wouldn't do that but did offer 1000 pesos and I took it. Good thing she doesn't do math very well as she kept telling me that I would have saved money if I didn't change dollars into local currency -- but do the math and the 1000 pesos comes out to about $65..

Next time do the Tijuana Fast Pass $6 Van! This van will take you straight to the main entrance line so you will only need to wait roughly 15 to 20 minutes from there.

[RickyVee]

Glad you had a good time. Yes sometimes the border can be a crap shoot on weekends. Sundays are notoriously a bad time to cross. If you must cross on a Sunday best to do it after 11 pm or later otherwise you get stuck. I suggest you bring ear buds and kick ass playlist that way you can daydream about the trim you just stabbed while you pass the time The best time to go IMHO is Wed evenings less crowds no cover and the girls seem to be decent enough. I usually breeze right through never waited more than 20 minutes on a Wednesday.

[Lurkingdog]

After reading about this place on this forum and other strip club boards, I just had to give it a try (the last several negative posts from fellow mongers nonwithstanding). I have to thank everyone who provided their input. I parked in the US lot, walked across and changed money into Pesos. As others have said but I will reiterate, you'll save money doing this. I got a cab which others have said is $10 to Hong Kong -- it's 100 pesos which puts the price in between 6-7 dollars using local currency.

Anyway, after arriving Sunday afternoon, the club was already hopping and as others have mentioned, the girls are in the 5-9+ range in looks and body and there are more in the 8-9 range than in most all other clubs I have been to. I don't recall seeing what others were paying for their beers in US dollars but I got my bottle of Sol for 70 pesos. I really enjoyed the sights -- the two very attractive and very busty without being overweight latinas who very cavorting on the soapy stage were lots of fun. Your could do a lot with them for a dollar tip!

Finally, I began speaking to one of the lovelies and bought her a drink and chatted, groped, and ultimately went next door and upstairs to the hotel. She wanted $80 for 30 minutes -- I recalled others reporting that some would go for 600-800 pesos. She wouldn't do that but did offer 1000 pesos and I took it. Good thing she doesn't do math very well as she kept telling me that I would have saved money if I didn't change dollars into local currency -- but do the math and the 1000 pesos comes out to about $65.

Went to the room, reasonably clean -- paid the man 225 pesos for the 1/2 hour. Everything covered, porn playing on the TV and she was game for multiple pops within the time. Not a GFE by any means but she was nice enough, pleasant to look at and pretty skilled with what she does.

All in all, it was a very satisfactory trip -- the only BAD thing was the 2 1/2 hour time it took to cross the border. I can't figure out why it took so long -- none of the websites explain this very well and from what I could see, they let a fixed number of pedestrians in -- it probably takes about 10 minutes to process them all, and then they wait another 20-30 minutes before they let in another group. What a stupid way to do it. Anyway, I enjoyed my time at the club but did not enjoy the journey back to the US. Oh Well.

LD.

[Exoticspirit]

Thanks everyone on this board. I wanted to first state that I live in San Diego so Tijuana would be a first choice because of proximity. I mean heck I don't have to pay airfare and hotel, HOWEVER. As I said in a previous post it is no longer worth it (MONEY ASIDE). I'm not really into dodging bullets in exchange for pussy. The pussy is never worth it but lately. Arghhhh. Anyhow I am headed to Shanghai and Hangzou next month so maybe a side trip to the Phils. Sorry to sound so pissy about Tijuana but I had a very bad experience with those who are supposed to protect. FUCK the crooked Policia. Not doing that anymore. Fuck you Tijuana and your shitty crooked cops! Not ever getting a single peso from me!

H1.

What time of the day / night were these unfortunate incidents?

[GolfSexRroll]

No flames here, Mr. H. Everybody has their own comfort zone.

As I've said many times, despite what some say, the Zona Norte is a dangerous place packed with Riff-Raff. It can also be a lot of fun, but you must keep your wits about you.

I've never been, but the FKK clubs sound like a great bargain. Maybe not my cup of tea, but I can certainly see the attraction. Unfortunately, that sort of venue would be illegal in most places, even those (like Mexico) where prostitution is legal. So, we may have a bit of apples-and-oranges here. Not criticizing, just observing. We're comparing a venue of good value, in a place where it's legal, to a Tijuana clip joint. And that is what HK has become.

Years ago, the ZN was a simply a collection of dumpy bars. HK was a shabby little place, a fraction of its current size. All the glitzy clip joints were up on Revu. Strip shows, $10 ficha drinks, creative ways of parting you from your money. But those places were slightly "nicer" than the bars in the Zona and were far more accessible to the casual tourist. Few survived the post-9/11 debacle and the recession of 2008. Didn't Peanuts and Beer just close their doors a few weeks ago? One of the last hold-outs.

Well, those Revu clip joints are a distant memory. But their legacy lives on in HK. It has become a slightly flossier version of the traditional Tijuana clip joint. $5 beers? $8 fichas? $100 half-hour sessions? Seriously? Unfortunately, yes. No Mexican has ever gone broke overestimating the shit a gringo will put up with if you dangle pussy in front of him. HK has morphed from a "low-key" rather fun establishment with girls with good attitudes (anybody remember Anthrax?) to a classic Tijuana rip-off bar.

My point is that HK is a terrible value now, and if one compares it to just about any other venue, that other venue will come out on top every time. About the only equivalent I can think of offhand would be the strip clubs in San Jose, CR, where it's really easy to blow several hundred dollars on ficha drinks alone, let alone the cost of the girl.

As far as fun in the ZN goes, I think most other places are better value for money. I've yet to have a bad session in CC, although it's hardly what you would call a happenin' joint these days. Tropical has cuties, Playboy has its own set of attractions (if you're a bit of an exhibitionist), and gems can be found in all of the smaller joints.

But, as Mr. Beach points out, it's much more fun outside of the Zona these days. There are all sorts of ladies willing to have an apoyo economico "relationship" with a gringo. If you start to hang out in local venues you'll realize how badly the customers in the ZN are treated and you'll have fewer run-ins with Tijuana's finest.

So, at least for me, the ZN is OK in small doses. It's certainly not the be-all and end-all of the P4 P scene in Tijuana. As for you, Mr. H, try expanding your hunting grounds a bit. If you like Zona-style bars, go to La Cueva del Peludo. The beers are 21 pesos, although I think the fichas are the same price as the ZN. But the attitudes are much more relaxed, you won't have to fend off pesky meseros, and there are lots of pretty chicas. Go early on a Saturday or you'll never get a table.

I live in San Diego just ten minutes away!I do not go to the bars anymore. I NEVER go into HK. I see no need. I do not drink. I have a posse of regular SGs at my disposal! At a Great value, through a long time of training! I go to Tijuana to fuck only. Well a few good "dog" tacos too. Jajaja!

[Phordphan]

Thanks everyone on this board. I wanted to first state that I live in San Diego so Tijuana would be a first choice because of proximity. I mean heck I don't have to pay airfare and hotel, HOWEVER. As I said in a previous post it is no longer worth it (MONEY ASIDE). I'm not really into dodging bullets in exchange for pussy. The pussy is never worth it but lately. Arghhhh. Anyhow I am headed to Shanghai and Hangzou next month so maybe a side trip to the Phils. Sorry to sound so pissy about Tijuana but I had a very bad experience with those who are supposed to protect. FUCK the crooked Policia. Not doing that anymore. Fuck you Tijuana and your shitty crooked cops! Not ever getting a single peso from me!

H1.

I'm with you on the cops. But I think the Thai cops could give their Tijuana brethren lessons. I suspect the Chinese and Phils fuzz aren't far behind. I would trust any of them as far as I can spit.

But, seriously, try hitting a few joints outside of the zona. Fewer cops and fewer hassles.

Do you care to share with the rest of us what happened to you?

[Hobbiest1]

Thailand is no longer the bargain it once was. The P4 P scene dwarfs most other places, but these days it's poor value and less-than-attractive girls. $100 short-time liaisons are hardly a reason to spend $1,000 on airfare and 21+ hours in travel time. I go every year, but the bars are no longer the reason. Hell, in April I walked by Morning / Night in Soi Nana in the afternoon. I kid you not, working there, waiting for customers, were 2 or 3 grannies. I don't mean women in their 30's, I mean women whose 50th birthday was a memory. That sort of thing was unimaginable just a few years ago.

In Tijuana, as well as Thailand, the best scene, IMHO, are the independents. Freelancers who may have other employment but who like to make a little something on the side. You meet them via Craigslist, or on-line "dating" sites. Much more fun, much better value than ridiculously-priced escorts.

If one has to fly for hours to get anyplace, then Tijuana is probably not good choice for an extended vacation. But if one is strictly going for the women, BKK isn't such a great choice anymore, either. If you live in the Midwest or east coast, Colombia is probably best these days.

Thanks everyone on this board. I wanted to first state that I live in San Diego so Tijuana would be a first choice because of proximity. I mean heck I don't have to pay airfare and hotel, HOWEVER. As I said in a previous post it is no longer worth it (MONEY ASIDE). I'm not really into dodging bullets in exchange for pussy. The pussy is never worth it but lately. Arghhhh. Anyhow I am headed to Shanghai and Hangzou next month so maybe a side trip to the Phils. Sorry to sound so pissy about Tijuana but I had a very bad experience with those who are supposed to protect. FUCK the crooked Policia. Not doing that anymore. Fuck you Tijuana and your shitty crooked cops! Not ever getting a single peso from me!

H1.

[ArribaPerro]

No flames here, Mr. H. Everybody has their own comfort zone.

So, at least for me, the ZN is OK in small doses. It's certainly not the be-all and end-all of the P4 P scene in Tijuana. As for you, Mr. H, try expanding your hunting grounds a bit. If you like Zona-style bars, go to La Cueva del Peludo. The beers are 21 pesos, although I think the fichas are the same price as the ZN. But the attitudes are much more relaxed, you won't have to fend off pesky meseros, and there are lots of pretty chicas. Go early on a Saturday or you'll never get a table.

Funny you mention La Cueva because I think HK owns that bar too.

[Phordphan]

Agree on all points raised on the current Tijuana. I for one am not making a special trip all the way from Canada to Tijuana, I would never do that especially since I think it is generally well accepted that on the global scale for the monger world, Tijuana does not even come close to any of the top destinations (Thailand, Philippines, Columbia, Brazil, Germany, etc.). Heck, if you were to compare the Tijuana escort (outcall) rates, I would put Montreal ahead of Tijuana anytime.

For me, I'm passing through San Diego in September so since I'm going to be in the area anyway, a quick stop to Tijuana is better than nothing. But for a stand alone monger trip, yes, there are many other places worldwide way better than Tijuana on all counts (girls, safety, entertainment, costs).

Thailand is no longer the bargain it once was. The P4 P scene dwarfs most other places, but these days it's poor value and less-than-attractive girls. $100 short-time liaisons are hardly a reason to spend $1,000 on airfare and 21+ hours in travel time. I go every year, but the bars are no longer the reason. Hell, in April I walked by Morning / Night in Soi Nana in the afternoon. I kid you not, working there, waiting for customers, were 2 or 3 grannies. I don't mean women in their 30's, I mean women whose 50th birthday was a memory. That sort of thing was unimaginable just a few years ago.

In Tijuana, as well as Thailand, the best scene, IMHO, are the independents. Freelancers who may have other employment but who like to make a little something on the side. You meet them via Craigslist, or on-line "dating" sites. Much more fun, much better value than ridiculously-priced escorts.

If one has to fly for hours to get anyplace, then Tijuana is probably not good choice for an extended vacation. But if one is strictly going for the women, BKK isn't such a great choice anymore, either. If you live in the Midwest or east coast, Colombia is probably best these days.

[Phordphan]

I'm now reaching a point myself. I have been doing this for years now and have grown to love other latinas particular in south america. The chicks aren't as hot and the quality has slipped down a couple of notches in Tijuana AND the almost the same cost to get a hooker in the states as well. I'm planning to visit the FKK in September myself right before I return from my annual 3 month stay in MDE. A buddy of mine swears by it. I've been lucky the past couple of months to be able to pull off a couple of girls from the bars where I no longer pay for the ass. I tend to frequent the regular bars with these girls and have more fun. At the end of the day, I still get my dick milked by the ladies and no more knocks or sausage fest nights in HK. On a side note, when you frequent the river side, there arent that many cops like there is at the zone and revolution. Plus the taxi drivers are not trying rip me off for rides back to the border. I pay $3, yes, compare to the bull shit $5 and I'm further away. Best to you H1!

I already expect the Tijuana loyalists to flame me so go ahead. I had been going to Tijuana for 20 + years up until Valentines day 2015 when I had the scare of my life. A guy was shot in the face and the chest 1/2 block away from HK and I was shaken down and bribed for $100 USD. I grew up in south Boston so I understand tough cities so don't even start down that path with me. I've seen a lot of fucked up stuff.

Here's the deal. The policia are fucking corrupt assholes. Not nice at all. The bullets are flying. Girls are NOT as hot as once upon a time. I took my own advice and visited Panama city. NO corrupt Policia doing shakedowns and HOT columbianas and cubans. The Panamanians. Meh. Then last week I went to Frankfurt for some Sauna club action. Picture this in terms of HK. You pay $80 entry fee. Then you get all you can eat (breakfast, luinch, dinner) and all you can drink. Full access to ameneties. There are at least 50 hot east european chicks that walk around fully naked. Except for heels. 50 euro ($55) to go to room for half hour. NO ROOM CHARGE and NO BULLSHIT. No shootings! Tijuana. I am done with you. To fucking dangerous to me and my life is worth more than that.

Best of luck dodging the lead!

H1.

No flames here, Mr. H. Everybody has their own comfort zone.

As I've said many times, despite what some say, the Zona Norte is a dangerous place packed with Riff-Raff. It can also be a lot of fun, but you must keep your wits about you.

I've never been, but the FKK clubs sound like a great bargain. Maybe not my cup of tea, but I can certainly see the attraction. Unfortunately, that sort of venue would be illegal in most places, even those (like Mexico) where prostitution is legal. So, we may have a bit of apples-and-oranges here. Not criticizing, just observing. We're comparing a venue of good value, in a place where it's legal, to a Tijuana clip joint. And that is what HK has become.

Years ago, the ZN was a simply a collection of dumpy bars. HK was a shabby little place, a fraction of its current size. All the glitzy clip joints were up on Revu. Strip shows, $10 ficha drinks, creative ways of parting you from your money. But those places were slightly "nicer" than the bars in the Zona and were far more accessible to the casual tourist. Few survived the post-9/11 debacle and the recession of 2008. Didn't Peanuts and Beer just close their doors a few weeks ago? One of the last hold-outs.

Well, those Revu clip joints are a distant memory. But their legacy lives on in HK. It has become a slightly flossier version of the traditional Tijuana clip joint. $5 beers? $8 fichas? $100 half-hour sessions? Seriously? Unfortunately, yes. No Mexican has ever gone broke overestimating the shit a gringo will put up with if you dangle pussy in front of him. HK has morphed from a "low-key" rather fun establishment with girls with good attitudes (anybody remember Anthrax?) to a classic Tijuana rip-off bar.

My point is that HK is a terrible value now, and if one compares it to just about any other venue, that other venue will come out on top every time. About the only equivalent I can think of offhand would be the strip clubs in San Jose, CR, where it's really easy to blow several hundred dollars on ficha drinks alone, let alone the cost of the girl.

As far as fun in the ZN goes, I think most other places are better value for money. I've yet to have a bad session in CC, although it's hardly what you would call a happenin' joint these days. Tropical has cuties, Playboy has its own set of attractions (if you're a bit of an exhibitionist), and gems can be found in all of the smaller joints.

But, as Mr. Beach points out, it's much more fun outside of the Zona these days. There are all sorts of ladies willing to have an apoyo economico "relationship" with a gringo. If you start to hang out in local venues you'll realize how badly the customers in the ZN are treated and you'll have fewer run-ins with Tijuana's finest.

So, at least for me, the ZN is OK in small doses. It's certainly not the be-all and end-all of the P4 P scene in Tijuana. As for you, Mr. H, try expanding your hunting grounds a bit. If you like Zona-style bars, go to La Cueva del Peludo. The beers are 21 pesos, although I think the fichas are the same price as the ZN. But the attitudes are much more relaxed, you won't have to fend off pesky meseros, and there are lots of pretty chicas. Go early on a Saturday or you'll never get a table.

[Exoticspirit]

If I lived in San Diego, I'm sure it'd make more sense for me to stick to Tijuana, but I'm a good bit away from California. If Europe were out of the question for some reason, I'd probably make the effort to get back down to Medellin, Colombia again before heading back down to Tijuana.

Just me.

Agree on all points raised on the current Tijuana. I for one am not making a special trip all the way from Canada to Tijuana, I would never do that especially since I think it is generally well accepted that on the global scale for the monger world, Tijuana does not even come close to any of the top destinations (Thailand, Philippines, Columbia, Brazil, Germany, etc.). Heck, if you were to compare the Tijuana escort (outcall) rates, I would put Montreal ahead of Tijuana anytime.

For me, I'm passing through San Diego in September so since I'm going to be in the area anyway, a quick stop to Tijuana is better than nothing. But for a stand alone monger trip, yes, there are many other places worldwide way better than Tijuana on all counts (girls, safety, entertainment, costs).

[Captain Solo]

By Mexicos' laws HK is not a brothel. It's just a bar for guys to meet chicas.

The chicas are not HK's employees but are more like freelancers. They have a lot of freedom what they want to do and with whom they do it with. The bar legally has nothing to do with any sex activities that the chicas pursue. Guys, who go to the bar frequently and become friends with the chicas, have all sorts of kinky sex with them. But you have to be very familiar with the chicas to get good sex.

Got to admit Tijuana chicas can't act and their service is pretty poor, unless you look like a movie star and spend lots of money on them. I know guys who spent their fortunes on fichas for girls to get the GFE, which is dumb.

OTOH I know quite a few gringos who got bar girls to be their GF's, some even had children and settle down in permanent relationships. I also know a few girls who got pregnant, got dumped by the gringos, took their babies home to their mamas and left the business. Perhaps they too are capable of falling in love with their clients.

Compared to Germany or Brazil, the sex industry in Tijuana seems to be disorganized and loosely managed by amateurs, chicas are untrained, undisciplined and a lot of them don't stay long in the business.

Someone should train Tijuana chicas to deliver better sexperience and better customer service. The old mamasans in Asia are famous or teaching young girls the fine arts and skills of sex. It would help make Tijuana a prime destination for sex. For now I am just happy being able go to Tijuana every weekend and quickly get some sex while getting ready to drop to the floor when bullets start to fly. It beats staying home and beating the monkey.

[UltraHappy]

I already expect the Tijuana loyalists to flame me so go ahead. I had been going to Tijuana for 20 + years up until Valentines day 2015 when I had the scare of my life. A guy was shot in the face and the chest 1/2 block away from HK and I was shaken down and bribed for $100 USD. I grew up in south Boston so I understand tough cities so don't even start down that path with me. I've seen a lot of fucked up stuff.

Here's the deal. The policia are fucking corrupt assholes. Not nice at all. The bullets are flying. Girls are NOT as hot as once upon a time. I took my own advice and visited Panama city. NO corrupt Policia doing shakedowns and HOT columbianas and cubans. The Panamanians. Meh. Then last week I went to Frankfurt for some Sauna club action. Picture this in terms of HK. You pay $80 entry fee. Then you get all you can eat (breakfast, luinch, dinner) and all you can drink. Full access to ameneties. There are at least 50 hot east european chicks that walk around fully naked. Except for heels. 50 euro ($55) to go to room for half hour. NO ROOM CHARGE and NO BULLSHIT. No shootings! Tijuana. I am done with you. To fucking dangerous to me and my life is worth more than that.

Best of luck dodging the lead!

H1.

Having been to both, I tend to stick almost exclusively to FKKs in Germany. By the time I add up all the costs for getting over to Tijuana and the higher hotel costs there and everything else, the price savings that Tijuana offers is quite minimal, if any, after they nickel and dime you to death.

The hourly price is slightly higher in Germany, but the service is way better and more consistent over there, at least for me, when comparing to the HK girls. Granted, most of my HK girls gave me good service when I was there, but CBJ in HK seems to be standard whereas CBJ is not even offered in FKK-land (BBBJ is standard unless you request CBJ in which case the girls might look at you funny wondering what your deal is).

I realize everyone is attracted to a different type, but for me, the Eastern European hotties are out-of-this-world. I struggle to find Latinas to go to the room with.

If I lived in San Diego, I'm sure it'd make more sense for me to stick to Tijuana, but I'm a good bit away from California. If Europe were out of the question for some reason, I'd probably make the effort to get back down to Medellin, Colombia again before heading back down to Tijuana.

Just me.

[SBeach25]

I already expect the Tijuana loyalists to flame me so go ahead. I had been going to Tijuana for 20 + years up until Valentines day 2015 when I had the scare of my life. A guy was shot in the face and the chest 1/2 block away from HK and I was shaken down and bribed for $100 USD. I grew up in south Boston so I understand tough cities so don't even start down that path with me. I've seen a lot of fucked up stuff.

Here's the deal. The policia are fucking corrupt assholes. Not nice at all. The bullets are flying. Girls are NOT as hot as once upon a time. I took my own advice and visited Panama city. NO corrupt Policia doing shakedowns and HOT columbianas and cubans. The Panamanians. Meh. Then last week I went to Frankfurt for some Sauna club action. Picture this in terms of HK. You pay $80 entry fee. Then you get all you can eat (breakfast, luinch, dinner) and all you can drink. Full access to ameneties. There are at least 50 hot east european chicks that walk around fully naked. Except for heels. 50 euro ($55) to go to room for half hour. NO ROOM CHARGE and NO BULLSHIT. No shootings! Tijuana. I am done with you. To fucking dangerous to me and my life is worth more than that.

Best of luck dodging the lead!

H1.

I'm now reaching a point myself. I have been doing this for years now and have grown to love other latinas particular in south america. The chicks aren't as hot and the quality has slipped down a couple of notches in Tijuana AND the almost the same cost to get a hooker in the states as well. I'm planning to visit the FKK in September myself right before I return from my annual 3 month stay in MDE. A buddy of mine swears by it. I've been lucky the past couple of months to be able to pull off a couple of girls from the bars where I no longer pay for the ass. I tend to frequent the regular bars with these girls and have more fun. At the end of the day, I still get my dick milked by the ladies and no more knocks or sausage fest nights in HK. On a side note, when you frequent the river side, there arent that many cops like there is at the zone and revolution. Plus the taxi drivers are not trying rip me off for rides back to the border. I pay $3, yes, compare to the bull shit $5 and I'm further away. Best to you H1!

[Hobbiest1]

I already expect the Tijuana loyalists to flame me so go ahead. I had been going to Tijuana for 20 + years up until Valentines day 2015 when I had the scare of my life. A guy was shot in the face and the chest 1/2 block away from HK and I was shaken down and bribed for $100 USD. I grew up in south Boston so I understand tough cities so don't even start down that path with me. I've seen a lot of fucked up stuff.

Here's the deal. The policia are fucking corrupt assholes. Not nice at all. The bullets are flying. Girls are NOT as hot as once upon a time. I took my own advice and visited Panama city. NO corrupt Policia doing shakedowns and HOT columbianas and cubans. The Panamanians. Meh. Then last week I went to Frankfurt for some Sauna club action. Picture this in terms of HK. You pay $80 entry fee. Then you get all you can eat (breakfast, luinch, dinner) and all you can drink. Full access to ameneties. There are at least 50 hot east european chicks that walk around fully naked. Except for heels. 50 euro ($55) to go to room for half hour. NO ROOM CHARGE and NO BULLSHIT. No shootings! Tijuana. I am done with you. To fucking dangerous to me and my life is worth more than that.

Best of luck dodging the lead!

H1.