Dubai Reports

[Corn Holio]

It's official, I declare Uzbaki girls are number one in pleasing men and in good service.

Never once I took an uzbeki and was disappointed.

I took an uzbek girl from Hayat Regency, a wild wild experience.

Agreed on 1300+taxi as she was a young stunner and Saudi Kids were on queue to take her, she said later I was white as her preference so she went along.

Now fee for entering premier is 200, for both male and female, imagine a WG entering a club with a fee of 200, a real disaster.

That's why nowadays they start the quote with 2 K.

You just have to watch the WG's who don't find a customer after 2 o'clock there, all about to cry.

Back to the uzbeki chick, young and wild, she let me squirt her from her G-Spot; with fingers. Wild wild uzbek, Rocco Siffredi experience.

As of now, no cold fish blonde CIS. Khalee wallee as our Indian brothers say.

Hail to the uzbeks.

[GoForHash]

Next day I tried calling her boss to return the phone, but no answer. So if anyone wants to buy it, it's your for $5,000 (it has some interesting well-known names on it.

Explain what you mean by "well-known names" and prove that it's worth paying $5000 for it!

[Joe Karnavic]

As I once told my ex-boss 3-3-3 means "3 inches, 3 minutes, 3 hundred" (credit for that bad joke to my old ISG pal 1 Ball).

In Bangkok the Japanese mongers are called as 4-4-4, 4 inches, 4 minutes and 4000 baht and Thai girls are mighty pleased to serve them.

[Kurumba57]

Dear Dubai Members,

I am visiting later this month for a couple of nights staying at Jw Marriott Marquis. Would appreciate any leads for genuine incall or outcall with prices. Will return the favor if you visit Mumbai please feel free to PM me.

Thank you!

[Enigma9]

One night last week I called one of the "business card" services to order Chinese delivery (and I ain't talking Chinese food). When she arrived, she promised BJ and Full services apart from the the 300 AED massage, for a good tip. IO gave her a good tip: I told her don't drink and drive."

Her BJ was covered and lasted about one minute, the FS went for only 5 minutes then she asked me to go put some music on. When I returned to the bedroom she was dressed and ready to leave. Short story. I confiscated her phone while she was on the phone to her boss. I told him what happened and said I would call one of my friends from CID (Criminal Investigation Department), who I'd helped out when a few Russian guys were beating him up.

The girl's boss pleaded with me to give back her phone. I refused (It was a cheap Chinese dumb-phone worth $10, but has a lot of interesting names and numbers on it). The girl left in a hurry without her phone (I intended giving it back to her but she left while I was talking to her boss). Next day I tried calling her boss to return the phone, but no answer. So if anyone wants to buy it, it's your for $5,000 (it has some interesting well-known names on it.

Despite all this, I called another "business card" service a few nights ago and was pleasantly surprised at who came to my door. She gave me a great time, and I gave her a great tip. She literally jumped up and down with joy.

Speaking of great tips. She told me she just came from Malaysia, and wasn't used to the size of penis in Dubai. Apparently Malaysian / Chinese guys are 3-3-3.

As I once told my ex-boss 3-3-3 means "3 inches, 3 minutes, 3 hundred" (credit for that bad joke to my old ISG pal 1 Ball). My ex-boss wasn't amused. He's Chinese. Doesn't matter. I made sure he got the sack. But he thanks me now, from China.

Anyway, pardon my typos, it's now after 9 am, Soothing Angie has gone back to to sleep, I had a few JD's over the night and I have some work to do (with Angie).

[Corn Holio]

Tried one girl from that famous mobile application again, her pictures shows normal 35 year old uzbaki girl, she seems a little bit old in the pictures but kind of hot, we WhatsApp and agreed on 800 for full night in my apartment after she started the quote with 1500, I went to pick her up from sheikh zayed road and she got down and in my car I was shocked; she is a MILF. Same in the pictures but older like maybe more than 5 years, I gave her more than 40 years.

This is always the problem with taking girl online with pictures only, I have experience with bait and switch pictures so I know right away if the pictures are genuine or not, but the problem always lies with real person and picture, most people will lose attractivness in real life compared to their pics.

I thought of dropping her off after she got inside my car, but I said what a hell, I will try a MILF this time and see the experience, and she is uzbaki who know how to please a man.

And what an experience, first time in my life, Her body was okay compared to forty old women but I was not attracted to her, but I sat and I let her do the work, she sucked every inch of my body and licked all places with experienced Anal rimming, very good BBBJ with her touching and licking everywhere, she was dying to get knocked and she does Anal but I not go for it, I felt my self in a kinky porn movie with a very decent prostate massage, she tends to go rough during session and play as a master and u as slave and I let her go for it as I want to try the experience, a little bit of acting included with striptease and fake shouts but she knows how to please you, she will do you all night with as many times as you want and never feel tired, not like the younger girls who just lie there and you do all the work.

For any senior wants her number for a decent MILF experience with rimming PM me, she work only through that mab app as she is old, she uses the GPS in the app to attract customers with her young dated pictures, she lives in sheikh zayed road but now she is upset as all the hotels there are red, expect the millennium plaza as per her, dusit thani and shangrillah only.

[Enigma9]

Despite rumors, I'm still alive and shagging in the Disneyland of Arabia.

I wouldn't normally do this, but I found an apartment full of sweet African girls new to town, and they've been so good to me, I have to return the favor.

Short story. I picked up a hot African babe with big hooters and a bootie from Djubouti, Angie, a few weeks ago and she took me to her room.

Turned out there were four girls staying in the room. I took up the invitation for Angie's hot massage-mentor, Maria (with even bigger hooters), to join in for a threesome.

I also taught them a few Piper-massage tricks.

Then a third girl came and joined in just for the heck of it. Girl 4 went out to meet a customer (pity, she was very hot). So it was a full night and next day of three hot babes massaging me, blowjobs, finger up the you-know-where and non stop fucking and sucking and licking (and they all had juicy clits. No cutting off), and occasional naps.

I've had sweet little Angie several times in my apartment for over-nights the past few weeks, and occasionally I let Maria come to join in for a threesome, but I'm not so young anymore, so it's mainly just Angie and I.

Angie and Maria don't know which clubs to go to for customers, so to help them out, you can contact me and I'll pass on their details. They will be at your place within 30 minutes, or you can go to their place (and see if you're lucky enough to get girl 3 or 4 to join in for the fun). They truly are sweet-hearts. And as I kept saying while covered in three black horny babes sucking kissing and fucking "I'm in heaven!

When you go black, you never go back. Sorry WR! (and it's rare to find African babes with clits). But sorry guys, when the girls go Piper, you have a hard act to follow (evil laughter).

Now, if you don't mind, it's nearly 8 am, and sweet Angie just woke up to see what I'm up to, so a man's got to do what a man's got to do.

[Cons68]

The african accent may have been another telltale sign. Anyhow it seems the Pangea theory is reinforced.

There are EU girls BTW but as pointed they truly charge a premium. The colombian girls are still undecided after one year.

My God, what a complete waste of time. I have never heard of any German or Aussie where women have at least some rights coming to UAE to sell her body, so that should have been your first clue. Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice, eh, well you know the rest. And when I saw the pics, I was prepared to ask about the thousands of dinar for such A-listers. Come back to earth like the rest of us and just go to York or Ratsky where you see what you get, (with a good pair of NVG). Save your big dinar for the Iphones, PS4, nice shoes, ect.

[Cons68]

This is the case with many local laws that are not enforced. Most of the time.

As it has been pointed before even inviting your friends for dinner and offering them wine is illegal. A very unlikely thing to be prosecuted unless something else happens (car crash for example) then suddenly this law will become very effective.

We have discussed this before, most people in the UAE are breaking some law or other, most of the time it is fine. Sometimes it is not. At the end of the day the laws applied will most often be decided by a local that has suddenly decided that you were on his way (maybe literally given how poorly they drive)

I beg to disagree. You are partially right about legit MPs and having a licence. That's where it stops. The law doesn't not allow women to massage men. What is allowed is same sex massage only. Women that massage men is a crime. However this is one rule that is not enforced. So there is not much fear in being in a legit MP and LE visit for an inspection. If the LE want they can enforce the rule and shutdown the MP. Unless you as a customer are caught in a compromising situation with the masseuse meaning devouring each others private parts in whatever way, you will be allowed to just walk away.

[CallSign Papa]

Come back to earth like the rest of us and just go to York or Ratsky

No thanks.

[Naked Gunz]

Again, I really wasn't expecting the girl in the photo

My God, what a complete waste of time. I have never heard of any German or Aussie where women have at least some rights coming to UAE to sell her body, so that should have been your first clue. Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice, eh, well you know the rest. And when I saw the pics, I was prepared to ask about the thousands of dinar for such A-listers. Come back to earth like the rest of us and just go to York or Ratsky where you see what you get, (with a good pair of NVG). Save your big dinar for the Iphones, PS4, nice shoes, ect.

[Snow1998]

Basically I just need clarification on whether visiting a massage parlour / spa is safe during July.

Short answer Yes.

For everyone's interest just a reminder paid parking times are different during Ramadan. I think it was last year or year before, I visited a MP around 9 pm had a good time and ended up paying the RTA 150 dhs.

[Snow1998]

But by all means there are legitimate massage places all over town, run by women, that give men a massage and that is not a crime. They are registered with the government and have a license to do exactly what you are describing.

I beg to disagree. You are partially right about legit MPs and having a licence. That's where it stops. The law doesn't not allow women to massage men. What is allowed is same sex massage only. Women that massage men is a crime. However this is one rule that is not enforced. So there is not much fear in being in a legit MP and LE visit for an inspection. If the LE want they can enforce the rule and shutdown the MP. Unless you as a customer are caught in a compromising situation with the masseuse meaning devouring each others private parts in whatever way, you will be allowed to just walk away.

[Cons68]

My point was about girls keeping a very low profile (not going to clubs).

Myself I will be in Sao Paulo.

Not an issue there either.

My advice was based on the original poster basically stating he was going to take a risk anyway, and was only avoiding Dubai because of no green hotels. No where did I say it was completely safe right now.

That said, if you are really nervous, you can always go in a club, make arrangements, leave the club separately, and meet at a location via separate taxis.

There is always a way for the male in the scenario to stay relatively safe.

Personally, I am headed to Prague and Budapest beginning the 23rd. Pretty sure that Ramadan is not a big issue there.

[Krypto Knight]

Krypto Knight are you really sure this is good advise? Ramadan is traditionally a time to milk your contacts, not the best time for exploration.

Good luck though.

My advice was based on the original poster basically stating he was going to take a risk anyway, and was only avoiding Dubai because of no green hotels. No where did I say it was completely safe right now.

That said, if you are really nervous, you can always go in a club, make arrangements, leave the club separately, and meet at a location via separate taxis.

There is always a way for the male in the scenario to stay relatively safe.

Personally, I am headed to Prague and Budapest beginning the 23rd. Pretty sure that Ramadan is not a big issue there.