Bangkok Reports

[Raj45]

Thank you for understanding my point: any tip amount can ultimately be justified by some convoluted logic or another. I do see a business opportunity though. How about a HJ shop with no pretense whatsoever of a massage? It might give the BJ shops a run for their money.

Any suggestions for the shop name? Happy Happy Hands springs to mind.

SL.

Great Idea bro.

A shop dedicated to HJ only would be a instant hit. The relaxation could be a bliss from the Happy Hands.

But then the never satiated customer will demand something extra like TL or even a BJ perhaps, which will again bring up the issue of charges. LOL.

[Tommyh80]

The Thai currency is baht not bath.

Yes 500 baht is a generally accepted amount for a HJ. Customers who pay more don't know better or are thinking with the little head at that moment.

Think total cost don't fixate on the ratio between massage and HJ. 900 baht total is about 24 euros or 27 USD how much would that service be in Europe?

SL.

I know, but wrote this on my Iphone which auto-corrected it:-the.

Total cost it is lower in the cheapest countries in Europe (massage + HJ) which will cost around 60 euro. But for 25 euro I can have a girl in the red light districts for about 20-25 euro, but that is (normally) rushed service.

Anyway, I find it strange a HJ should cost more than the massage itself. Also want to add that the majority of the women in the shops around Sukhumvit is not skilled for HJ OR have an interest in doing it properly, but make you cum as fast at possible. It is nothing wrong with the total amount, but would find it more logical if massage cost 600 and HJ 300

[Wolvenvacht]

Sorry guys, no BJ, only HJ. What sort of a family do you think I come from?

Johnie.

Probably related to the family of Bill "I did not have sex with that woman" Clinton: if a BJ is not sex, then a HJ must be nothing at all (and should certainly not warrant a tip).

[Johnie]

I am wondering but a bit afraid to ask who in the family gives him a skillful BJ?

Sorry guys, no BJ, only HJ. What sort of a family do you think I come from?

Johnie.

[Sunlover2]

I think Sunlover was being sarcastic. "Taking the ... as my pommie friends like to say.

Thank you for understanding my point: any tip amount can ultimately be justified by some convoluted logic or another. I do see a business opportunity though. How about a HJ shop with no pretense whatsoever of a massage? It might give the BJ shops a run for their money.

Any suggestions for the shop name? Happy Happy Hands springs to mind.

SL.

[Dg8787]

Nice family you must have with such a lovely sister to give her brother a HJ.

I am wondering but a bit afraid to ask who in the family gives him a skillful BJ?

[Run Mann]

. Even my sister gives me a HJ and she has never had a lesson in her life 555.

Nice family you must have with such a lovely sister to give her brother a HJ.

[Johnie]

FFS, you are mean. Remeber that the girl gets nothing or almost nothing from the house fee, has no insurance, no sick pay, no holiday money. No pension* and you consider 10 or $15 "too much. ".

*all of which you probably get from your job.

For Baht 500 she is going to wank a 'dirty' foreigner to completion to support an extended family and you say that is too much.

By your own admission you are a cheap charlie.

FFS indeed Schorchin. Get real, it's not skilled labour. Even my sister gives me a HJ and she has never had a lesson in her life 555. Getting back to reality, the girl only uses one hand, not two and it's 2 or 300 baht that she would not otherwise receive. Remember, I am not asking for the HJ, she is offering a service for which she receives additional reward. Economics 101.

Johnie.

[Dg8787]

In who's home country is PnP cost ever compared to minimum wage? Would you tell the homeland PnP girl her price is too high compared to minimum wages?

Would anyone here have reduced their pay to minimum wages?

Law of supply and demand determines prices.

[Phordphan]

That is a totally irrelevant argument where you are using pure time as a unit of measurement. A skilled HJ, empahsis on skilled, requires much training, investment in education, fees, accommodation, tutorials to reach a level of skill needed.

OK, that is a totally fallacious argument. But so is yours.

I think Sunlover was being sarcastic. "Taking the [CodeWord140]" as my pommie friends like to say.

[Banana Boi]

the "fair and equitable" tip for a HJ should be 5 baht.

Is 5 baht what other guys living in or frequenting BKK often tip? Personally I'd be embarrassed to tip that. I usually tip 20% to any girl I will repeat with again (FKK, escorts and massage girls). If the girl wasn't good service I have no qualms about not tipping.

Also, a good HJ is skilled labour to me. lol

[Aviator12]

Hi all been,

Been BKK many times and its nvr been enough.

Will be there just for 1 night and it's damn Monday. Is there any good clubs links Mixx or cnx Novotel or level worth going? I'm more JN to club scene and having a after party wild things. Not really pricky but need someone to fire the wall.

Any pointers from the forum would be really appreciated. Also if you could help with some hints in Hua Hin.

Cheers!

Monday is no problem in these places normally; Climax (Sukhumvit soi 11), Bossy (Soi Si Ayutthaya) and Bangkok Beat (Sukhumvit soi 7/1). If you are looking for party, drinking and FL's they are all great. If you can stand the music it is your best options in my opinion. But it is difficult to advice since we all have different taste. Personally I like Country Road and Penny Black in Soi Cowboy. It is down to earth and easy to find companions for a fun night. Unless you are a total miser you cannot fail in Bangkok!

[MrPerfectClean]

Nice session with an independent last night, so the ad said, are they really independent or is there a agency or mamasan behind it, probably. Anyway, after getting to Cowboy last night just before midnight and have it all shut down was bit shocked as couldn't see why they'd be closing, didn't see any cops / army hassling people and seemed busy enough. Saw the 'Arab' talked about on threads, can he not be such a cliche'd sleazy looking nightclub owner. Sitting by the door at Baccara. Anyway, am sure he's a top bloke.

Wanted to try the classifieds for a while, see what they were like, found a couple of working girls on Tinder before, which were pretty good value. If I had the energy I should and would put more time into the dating process for someone not working, seems to be a lot of time wasters.

So, this P4P independent was pretty good, felt like a GFE, rimming etc, 3,000, wasn't too worried about the time, had some personality, goes a long way.

[DeathWish]

Hey Peepz,

Reaching BKK this Sunday morning. Staying Near NEP. There in BKK for three nights. Going there solo for the first time. Anybody wants or is already there during the stay let me know. I am a 30 year Indian. (that will put off most of the punters). Would love to meet up.

[Scorchin]

I believe you are being far too generous. If you are seriously looking for a cheap charlie justification (that directly equates to effort) follow this logic:
Minimum wage is Thailand is 300 baht per day, or 30 Baht per hour.
The average HJ takes 10 minutes and is basically easy work, and unskilled labor.
So; at the minimum wage rate of. 5 baht per minute, the "fair and equitable" tip for a HJ should be 5 baht.
Unless you are a quick cummer in which case it is ok to tip less.
SL.

That is a totally irrelevant argument where you are using pure time as a unit of measurement. A skilled HJ, empahsis on skilled, requires much training, investment in education, fees, accommodation, tutorials to reach a level of skill needed.

OK, that is a totally fallacious argument. But so is yours.