Phuket Reports

[Koliflaver]

Check out this page on that site - http://www.alternativephuket.com/poy.html.

I have never seen a girl just 60 cm tall!

I bet they meant 60 inches (which is 5 feet).

[NikkiCarter]

Returning to Patong in December after being there last December. I just met 2 girls there the last time, both on the same night after I got really drunk. This time I'm more interested in staying sober and meeting girls in massage parlous. I will be staying in Patong, near Molloy Malone's Irish bar at the beachfront area. I'd like to know if they are any massage parlours on that road or between there and the Jungcelon shops apart from Bangla road. Some where more quiet and out of the main flow of tourists?

Thanks

[Henry177]

I feel I've struck gold with my selection of Mo last night. She's 1.70 metres tall and 65 kgs but what gorgeous body. I'm 1.83 m and 100 so she really does it for me. Milk white smooth skin and a recent upgrade to what looks like see to the cups. She says 500 ML. I don't know exactly what that means but I love them boobs. With the help of Kamagra we did it 3 times last night and once again this morning. She's an easy 8 to 9 out of 10. I'm tempted to ask her to stay and just pay the fine to the massage shop of 500 baht. She's happy with 2000 baht a day. The only thing that worries me is that she love's bling and says she has a sponsor from Malaysia. Talks a lot about shopping. I don't want to be an ATM machine during the day so I guess I will stick to just nights with her if she agrees.

Any thoughts from fellow punters would be appreciated. You guys saved me with the whole lady drink scenario with Nat earlier in the week so your thoughts are most welcome.

Hey ZackJohno,

Great information in your posts. I just joined the site and will visit Patong in a few weeks. Mo sounds great do you have any contact details or the name of the massage place she works at? Lisa also sounds great. Is she on Badoo?

Henry

[DwayneJohnson]

I have tried Katherine and Angel, found both of them much better than patong in terms of service. I have not been to pearl hotel massage parlor and reviews on forum are pretty old. I am wondering does it still have good line up of attractive ladies with good attitude, if yes then will stay at pearl hotel for 2-3 days before moving to Patong (crappy service but girls are still hottest in Thailand).

I would really appreciate any recent experiences with Phuket town MP's.

Thanks.

[Wolvenvacht]

I have never seen a girl just 60 cm tall!

Easy to put in your cabin-luggage and take home!

[DwayneJohnson]

Anyone ever tried alternativephuket? (to see the website put www. Before and. Com at the end). Any good? Cheers.

Sounds VFM but I would expect hotter girls than current lot for this much money. May be I will give it a try during Christmas holidays.

[Sid64]

Check out this page on that site - http://www.alternativephuket.com/poy.html.

I have never seen a girl just 60 cm tall!

[Engjoe]

Anyone ever tried alternativephuket? (to see the website put www. Before and. Com at the end). Any good? Cheers.

[SpeedoGhost]

Help seniors,

My friends are at Thailand and are looking for some leads in Phuket, any pointers would be much appreciated.

Can reciprocate with leads in India.

Your friends (who presumably are unable to operate a keyboard themselves) need leads to find a girl in Phuket? Are they truly retarded? And anyone who can't get pussy in Phuket sure as sh*t can't offer leads anywhere else. Tell them to get off their arse and walk down the street.

Speedo

[StaticCouch]

Help seniors,

My friends are at Thailand and are looking for some leads in Phuket, any pointers would be much appreciated.

Can reciprocate with leads in India.

Mate. Which part of Phuket your friends are at? I'm sure must be Patong area and if in Patong you are looking for leads, you seriously gotta be kidding me. LOL.

RTFF for leads and in Thailand you'll have a buffet of women unlike India!

[AgarWalk]

Help seniors,

My friends are at Thailand and are looking for some leads in Phuket, any pointers would be much appreciated.

Can reciprocate with leads in India.

[Harry Dude]

Are this all the massage parlors that have girls in white t shirts and sarongs? Do they all offer sex? Like the ones down the road from Bursari resort / Hooters, or are they only the ones on Bangla that offer sex?

Thanks buddy.

It certainly is my experience that a majority of the massage parlors in Patong offer sex. I have been to several along RatUThit road, in Soi Kep Sab, along the beach road (Thawewong road), along Sawatdirak, and so on. Many places use the "uniform" of white t-thirt and colorful sarong, other places such as several in Soi Kep Sab go for a less uniformed style.

[Miscer]

Suzy Wong has rooms where you and the gogo girl can have sex.

And of course, you can go for a massage in any of the massage shops around Bangla and get laid on premises.

Are this all the massage parlors that have girls in white t shirts and sarongs? Do they all offer sex? Like the ones down the road from Bursari resort / Hooters, or are they only the ones on Bangla that offer sex?

Thanks buddy.

[StaticCouch]

Can anyone recommend any short time bars in on Bangla where you can have sex with the girl in a room above the bar? Need help as I can't bring a girl back to my room due to being with my wife.

Suzy Wong, Rock Hard, Diablo (I guess) have rooms. Bar fine ranges from THB500 to 1000 depending on the girl. Was there yesterday, did not like the selection.

Heard, there is a BJ Bar called Foxy Lady next to Exotica, small entrance to the bar, you'll miss if you do not look carefully. I've only heard from a Local but do not know if it is a BJ bar like BKK BJ's.

[Harry Dude]

Can anyone recommend any short time bars in on Bangla where you can have sex with the girl in a room above the bar? Need help as I can't bring a girl back to my room due to being with my wife.

Suzy Wong has rooms where you and the gogo girl can have sex.

And of course, you can go for a massage in any of the massage shops around Bangla and get laid on premises.