Pattaya Reports

[Blanquiceleste]

June 25 (Day 4: Thursday)...continued from BKK thread

Social Media Yet Again!

After 3 good days in BKK I had plans for another 3 great days in Pattaya. I had barely slept for 4 hours the previous night so I went back to sleep after Mina left at 9 am. Woke again by 12 noon and stepped out for lunch. I was in the mood for a good steak so I hopped over to El Gaucho at the corner of Terminal 21 and ordered a nice rib-eye, medium rare. Also got a Capirinha while waiting for my steak to arrive. I had called for a taxi from VR Taxi (thanks to the advice from some senior forum members) at 2 pm. He arrived on time and I was on my way.

Reached Pattaya at 4 pm thanks to the traffic while getting out of BKK. I was booked at Sunshine on Soi 8, top floor, residence wing, sea facing balcony. After I checked in I turned up WeChat & Badoo. After nearly an hour of shooting crap I zeroed in on Thik. 1500 THB for a massage + all extras. Plenty of LB. So navigation took a while.

She arrived and she was pretty as she looked in her pics. After a good oil massage for an hour, she started with a slow BBBJ. Near perfect ass and B cups. Flawless skin, pearly white teeth. A bit thick around the middle. From her moves I could tell this was going to be a great session. She took me near the line twice before cooling me off and starting over. Not a clock-watcher. I am mighty pleased! Then she asked me if wanted to do her with or without a condom. Pointless to take risks. Started in CG, moved to missionary & exploded in doggy after a thorough pounding from the rear. She then went and washed up. I paid her 1500 + 100 THB and she left with a smile. Overall 8/10. Nice start!

Walking Street Simon

7:30 pm. I showered, cleared some emails and then stepped out by 9 pm for a bite. After some excellent street food at Soi 8, I took a baht-bus to Walking Street. The place was pretty empty, and the open bars at Simon were sparsely populated. So I walked over to Blue Sky 3, my favorite rock bar in PYX. Sipped a beer, enjoyed a few songs and killed an hour. Went back to Simon (at the start of WS) and sat down at Basilisk. Got myself a Black on the rocks and started conversation with a couple of lovelies. Thin crowd. Of the two, one seemed very energetic and eager to please. After a couple of LD & my own drinks, I decided to BF this girl, Keo. I looked at the time, 11.30 pm. Crikey! Time to go. BF 600 THB + 2500 THB LT. Not bad. As we headed out I asked Keo if she had eaten. She nodded and I did not push.

Back in the room, we showered together. She lathered me up and slowly stroked my tool. This girl knew how to make men happy! Not such a great rack but lovely skin, a warm smile and full lips. Average ass. On looks alone 7.5/10. In the sack Keo was a sex machine. We started with doggy and she could really move it. After some hard banging I changed positions and got her on top. The alcohol was delaying me. Moved into missionary and back to doggy again. Finished after a fairly long time but the girl was ready for more. As I lay spent, she continued to play with my pecker and got me turned on again in about 15 minutes. This time I lasted much less but Keo screamed and moaned and came twice. It was nearly 2.30 am. We slept off without bothering to clean up. Keo woke me at 9. 30 am and started snuggling up to me, kissing me all over. Round 2 started with a BBBJ and finished in Asian CG. Too lazy in the morning to do any serious exercise. With sex I would promote the rating to 8.5/10. Maybe I am generous. We then showered again together. I asked her if she was in any hurry. This girl had no such plans. She was happy to stay till late. But I had other plans. I gave her 2500 THB + 100 for tip and she left, not exactly smiling as she wanted to stay till later and get some lunch I guess. So much for Day 4. And Day 5 had begun already.

[Dg1980]

I know a lot of dudes find it way cool, but here in LOS it is just plain idiotic. Not to get blown but to put it on fb. Thai public sentiment is very touchy about publicly acknowledging what goes on between a man and a woman. There will be no gain from this other than raids fines and closures.

Just remember what brought down Sophie the greatest ever BJ bar, mikado and Cyrcee (almost) in Phnom Penh, everybody knew about it but it was their names being mentioned on some internet fucksite that did them in. They boasted with the location and a month later they all were closed. Cyrcee reopened but is but a shade of the former self. Don't be stupid, please do not destroy what you enjoy.

Unfortunately the internet has opened the doors of our hobby to a group of people who don't have much sense.

[Sushilover808]

PM to meet & hunt. Leaving next Tuesday morning 7/7.

[Forever69]

Nice LOL http://pattayaone.net/pattaya-news/2...spark-outrage/.

I know a lot of dudes find it way cool, but here in LOS it is just plain idiotic. Not to get blown but to put it on fb. Thai public sentiment is very touchy about publicly acknowledging what goes on between a man and a woman. There will be no gain from this other than raids fines and closures.

Just remember what brought down Sophie the greatest ever BJ bar, mikado and Cyrcee (almost) in Phnom Penh, everybody knew about it but it was their names being mentioned on some internet fucksite that did them in. They boasted with the location and a month later they all were closed. Cyrcee reopened but is but a shade of the former self. Don't be stupid, please do not destroy what you enjoy.

[Christian G]

Nice LOL http://pattayaone.net/pattaya-news/2...spark-outrage/.

[PedroT97]

Banana Boi, Chill. Your questions might, to some forum members appear juvenile, but they're not. I am no expert, but none of the others are, Pattaya is just what it is and little different, in many ways, than your more familiar FKK land. It's a bit of a lottery and it'll take you a couple of days to find your way around. I've been four times and reckon now that I am as expert as anyone because it's not really an exact science. Provided that you can just go with the flow you will have a good time. There'll be some frustrations and some great times so just enjoy it sir and let us know how you're doing. I had a recent trip and had very few poor experiences but I stuck to my usual haunts and it was, in general, great. I might concede that the 'good old days' have gone but as I wasn't there in those days I make do with what is now there. Soi 6 is a great, especially useful in the afternoon, for me where, there are many diamonds in the rough. I don't really expect much of Walking Street and go-gos in general but it can, with the right attitude be fun. Have a good time and I hope to hear from you soon.

[Wolvenvacht]

I realize my questions about Thailand are juvenile but how can they not be if I have never been there before.

Perhaps not everyone expressed it very well, but the general trend of our answers to you are that Thailand is in no way like the USA or even the German FKKs.

One does not "chat to 100+" girls in an agogo club here. For starters, I don't think there are much clubs that have that kind of number of girls.

Even having 10 or more girls in the same club sit with you will be difficult. It is just "not done" here and we want to avoid you getting very disappointed when you transplant your US-style to Thailand.

Usually (at least that is the way I work and it seems pretty common here) one goes to an agogo club (or bar) and first one looks a bit around and check the line-up. In most agogo clubs there will be different groups of dancers but 30 or 40 minutes of watching will make you see them about all and then you can make a mental list of your candidates.

Then when your fav is again on stage, try to catch her eye or ask the mamasan or serving girls to call her out for you. She'll come and sit with you if she is free. You pay her a ladydrink, interview her and if she passes the exam, negotiate price and services. That can take all of 15 minutes, the time for her to finish her drink. If she's not to your liking, smile, thank her for her time but don't buy her another drink. She'll catch the hint easily enough. You can perhaps repeat that with a second girl, but then you will have to leave and go elsewhere. The girls are quick to understand what happens and don't like to be picked, checked-out and rejected. That is a "loss of face" and in Asia that is a big thing. If they see you rejecting a few girls in a row, you will be "tainted". Better go out and try another club or bar.

You see, Thailand is more laid back than US or Europe. It is perfectly OK to do a pub crawl and joke around with the bargirls without intending to take them home. But you should only start serious interviews when you are already pretty sure you will take her "home" with you. Otherwise it is a waste of time for you and loss of face to her.

Don't forget, the agogo clubs and bars are mainly here to provide you with girls for short or long time sexual services. They are *not* here to look at the girls only. If that is your intention, far better to stay home and watch the internet.

[Dg1980]

I realize my questions about Thailand are juvenile but how can they not be if I have never been there before. I will try refraining from asking more questions to not upset guys. Personally, I like to be helpful and have helped countless guys in their first trip to Germany and other parts of the world. I expected a bit of reciprocity asking a few questions about Thailand but I guess that doesn't sit well with some guys on here.

Not sure what pissed you off about my personality. I don't come on here boasting about my conquers like some guys. I don't bi-tch and complain like so many guys on ISG do. I don't come here bragging about being a cheap ass or overspending on girls. I believe in treating people well and being treated well back. I like to be factual and go with the flow no matter where I hobby.

Anyways guys, hopefully someone has some recent reports to post and let's move on from this conversation which is adding nothing to what this forum is supposed to be about.

So just forget all the questions and go on your trip. You are bound to make all sorts of errors, and you can RTFF all you want, you will not be immune to rookie mistakes. Read a few posts on the hotel thread, make a booking and head off to the airport. Embrace the adventure and joy of discovery.

I look forward to reading your report.

[Banana Boi]

I realize my questions about Thailand are juvenile but how can they not be if I have never been there before. I will try refraining from asking more questions to not upset guys. Personally, I like to be helpful and have helped countless guys in their first trip to Germany and other parts of the world. I expected a bit of reciprocity asking a few questions about Thailand but I guess that doesn't sit well with some guys on here.

Not sure what pissed you off about my personality. I don't come on here boasting about my conquers like some guys. I don't bi-tch and complain like so many guys on ISG do. I don't come here bragging about being a cheap ass or overspending on girls. I believe in treating people well and being treated well back. I like to be factual and go with the flow no matter where I hobby.

Anyways guys, hopefully someone has some recent reports to post and let's move on from this conversation which is adding nothing to what this forum is supposed to be about.

[Member #4698]

I will also stop asking questions and will not post about my upcoming 1 month trip.

edit - actually I'll continue asking questions when I feel fit. Again, please put me on ignore

BB, ignore doesn't really work because board member replies are not included in the ignore. I usually just skim over posts made by BM's that I think are full of BS. But in your case, I will look forward to reading your trip report. I may have been too rough on you, maybe not. Patience is not one of my virtues, but you remind me of someone I used to know. Not a bad guy, just a little.... Well, forgetaboutit. I have said enough. Have a great trip. Use common sense and whatever else you have have going for you. Try to be flexible. And the most important thing: treat the girls nice. There is still a very good chance you will have a great time.

[Syzygies]

A little late to the banter back and forth but can you clarify what "try 10+ girls per night" means? Lap dances or did you actually fuck them all? Also, which club....never been to one with 100 girls.

Ha Ha, obviously lap dances. He did not say fuck. In FKK he mentioned 4 to 5. That was his actual fucking limit.

[Traveler1234]

In a Las Vegas strip club I will talk to 100+ girls and try 10+ girls per night.

A little late to the banter back and forth but can you clarify what "try 10+ girls per night" means? Lap dances or did you actually fuck them all? Also, which club....never been to one with 100 girls.

[Syzygies]

Still seems like you don't understand the gogo. They DON'T dance in front of you. They only sit to talk to you and may let you touch them. If there is any dancing to be done then they do it on the stage together with 20 other girls or on a side stage alone or with 1 other girl. Also not a good idea to pass out money like that unless you want to be known as the dumb foreigner.

In Crazy House (Bangkok) they will dance in front of you or on your lap, for a tip or a drink. Its you and other ISGers who think the guys handing out 100 Baht notes are dumb. The girls don't mind it at all. They merely think the guy has plenty of money to waste, and they want a piece of the action. They respect the guy more than ones in some bars who buy a bucket of ping pong balls where 50% of the money goes to the house. There is no way in the world I would invest in ping pong balls. Girls like cash tips much better.

Nice looking girls will come to me automatically because I am not too stingy and they know it. My favourites can get a drink and maybe even a cash tip. They have to be quick since there is always a limit to how many girls I want, to entertain me close up.

Bottom line is the best girls will go to guys that treat them the best. 100 Baht is only 3.5 bucks. Some of us are employed and 3 bucks is very little. Far more value to the girl than to me.

Can't assume every bar customer is trying hard to hang on to every last Baht. BB is used to Europe etc. where prices are much higher.

[Banana Boi]

Really? WoW! The more posts you make, BB, the more certain I am you are never going to visit LOS. It is probably a good thing too because I don't think you can handle real Thai girls or the setup here. You are bound to screw it up, no pun intended.

Am I being too rough on our new little friend? Maybe, but he sure posts inquires like an adolescent boy.

Just put me on ignore, Natty. You were actually one of the very few guys on here I trusted for information. Not anymore. I will also stop asking questions and will not post about my upcoming 1 month trip. The board can thank you for that.

edit - actually I'll continue asking questions when I feel fit. Didn't realize asking questions was against the rules on ISG. Again, please put me on ignore Natty so you don't have to put up with my "adolescent boy" questions.

[Member #4698]

In a Las Vegas strip club I will talk to 100+ girls and try 10+ girls per night.

Really? WoW! The more posts you make, BB, the more certain I am you are never going to visit LOS. It is probably a good thing too because I don't think you can handle real Thai girls or the setup here. You are bound to screw it up, no pun intended.

Am I being too rough on our new little friend? Maybe, but he sure posts inquires like an adolescent boy.