2004 Nuevo Laredo Reports

[Bbond]

Seems like she was just the other side of Blanco Y Negro from where you show, but I won't swear to that tho, it was cold and raining that night and every where I went I walked fast. $20 is the best $20 I have ever spent on a chica in Mexico...and she would have done it for $10, removing pants only.

[Joe Driver]

On 9-23-03 bbond wrote:Was in BT Saturday night, did 2 door girls, both young, both cute. The 1st one was asking $10, $15 nude, I paid $10, straight sex.

The 2nd was asking $10, $15 nude, $20 fucky-sucky-nude, paid the $20, good investment, great pussy, very friendly girl.

Borderjumper then asked the location of this 2nd door girl.

Joe Driver is writing: I MAY know the location of this girl, bbond was referring to, IF I'm guessing correctly. Anyway, I've attached a map showing the location of this girl. To mongers interested in meeting this girl, she starts working about 9:30 to 10:00pm. I've known her for about 3 years. She's about 22 years old, very petite, sweet, nice, and shy. If she's available, she'll be sitting down, in her doorway, watching her tv in her room. She usually pulls her hair back in a bun. I've been with her many times. She always gives me a good time. Even if I've made a mistake here, and this is not the girl bbond got with, all mongers should check this girl out. I've listed her on the map as,"bbond's 2nd girl in question." I'm sorry, but I'm embarrassed to say I don't know her name. She told me, but I don't recall. Just look for a cute little thing with her hair pulled back in a bun, in the location I've shown on the map. If anyone finds out her name, please post it to this board.

Also, I've shown the apx location of Adriana, if any mongers would like to meet her.
I've also shown the apx location of Anna, a girl I've known for about 2 1/2 years, or so. Anna is very pretty, probably about 22 years old, and even though she's put on a little weight, she still looks good.

Now if I can just figure out how to post this damn map.

Joe Driver

[BorderJumper]

Try Centro for the locals Nenecito. The second plaza on Guerrerro has bunches of them hanging out, especially when the weather is nice.

Nights, there is a disco/techo bar on the SW corner of the first plaza you come to that seems to have a good crowd.

And then of course, the shops up and down the main drag are good hunting grounds.

Even with 300,000 people, Nuevo Laredo has a small town feel as everything is pretty much situated on Guerrerro.

Of course, if you are not out to score immediately, some of the Catholic churches are good hunting grounds.

[Nenecito]

A few months ago I took out a girl from papa's (I think she went by Celseste, or Selena, I don't remember her stage name) for the night, and ended up doing her and her gorgeous sister (see pic-believe it or not.) Every subsequent visit ended up with them, obviously. They have now moved and so I am now back to trying different girls. I am planning a trip to NL in a couple of weeks and I will most definitely contribute to the BT economy. But being the insatiable creature that I am, and deriving more joy out of the chase than the hunt, I want to sample the local "civilian" population. I know some of you have tried to pick up local girls, and many of you succesfully. So I was hoping for some pointers on where the best places to go are. Where would I stand the best chance of meeting a local girl? I am a good-looking guy, and I speak perfect spanish. I suppose I could always ask a cabbie, but if any of you have any experience, I would greatly appreciate the info. I promise a thorough report.

Also, thanks to everyone that contributes to this board. Your info (well, most of it) makes this, our hobby, much easier and much more enjoyable.

I posted a pic of that girl's sister. If it make at least one of you jelous of my luck, then I am a happy man (just kidding, I would gladly share her with anyone of you fine mongers)

Nenecito

[Mic Jagger]

El Monterrey Hotel, yea I know that one. I picked up Din Dallas from there on the date you mentioned to give him a ride back to the U.S. as BoderBanger and Hopper were staying until Monday because they wanted to pick up some of the local chicas from the market place. The neighbor hood is seedy, well depends if its during the day or at night, apporx. 1/2 mile to Boystown. The hotel is a two story one with around 20 rooms, I remember that Din Dallas had to keep taking his stuff with him because there were no locks on the doors, not just his room but all the rooms, there were door knobs, just no locks. Lots of porn on the TV, and it was chica friendy as Borderbanger & Hopper had one there till morning. The price I don;t remember but I'm thinking around $35 dollars. Its passable if you want to be really close to Boystown, but the Villa Real is a much better choice for around $45 and its very secure and chica friendly. GL. Mic.

[BorderJumper]

Joe, This is a new one on me. Not to say it's not there though. I'll check it out next time I'm out there though.

Calle Montereey is the street that runs in front of BT. That whole Colonia is not really safe for gringos anytime , especially after dark.

I still recommend the Villa Real which is a Mexican version of a Best Western. Impresses the hell out of some of the little country girls come to work in the big city and it has all the amenities you could ask for. But you still have that $10 cab ride!

[Joe Driver]

El Monterey hotel??? Is this the best hotel for mongers to stay at???

On 1-8-03 Borderbanger submitted a post referring to this El Monterey hotel. I believe Hopper, and Din Dallas also stayed in this hotel.

Borderbanger wrote: "the rest of us went to the hotel South of the entrance to BT, El Monterey, if memory serves me"

I'm wondering about this hotel. Where is it? How much is it? Can you walk to BT, from this hotel, and skip the $10 cab fare? Would the walk be safe? What's the condition of this hotel? Is this the best hotel for mongers to stay in, when they go to BT? If it's close to BT, any babes hanging around this hotel, that you can get with? Is hotel girl friendly? Is there a resturant at hotel? Any info would be appreciated.

Thanks.

Joe Driver

[BorderJumper]

Hell Joe.It's closed. Wasn't open but a couple of months and never any cars parked there/

[Joe Driver]

BorderJumper wrote in a post dated 8-8-02:

Strip clubs in NL. New one on Lopez Laura about 2 blocks south of the Villla Real motel on the right. Ex disco turned into a men's club. Haven't had time to check it out though.

Joe Driver is writing:

BorderJumper, did you ever have a chance to check out this club? I realize the other strip clubs you referred to in this post are pure bullshit. I've been to them. I haven't been to this one, though.

Joe Driver

[BabyHuey]

Who all is going to be in BT on Friday and Saturday the 27th and 28th. I am planning a trip that weekend and would like to meet up with some of you guys. I will be hanging out at the Danesh at around 11:30-12:30 on both of those nights, if anyone wants to stop in and say hi. I have no idea what I'll be wearing, but just look for the 6'2" 250# gringo wearing glasses, and drinking a coke. Don't think I'll take any girls out of the Danesh, but it sounds like a place I could hang for a while. Anybody else going to be there, chime in. PM me if you are planning on going from Houston that weekend and can go for either Fri/Sat of Sat/Sun. Maybe we can share expenses.

[A Toda Maquina]

Has anyone seen Lorena at Maribu lately ? She's another blonde from Mty. I 'm sure Cherubino & Borderjumper know who she is. Curious how anyone else rates her...


Later, Chango

[Cherubino]

You're correct Scotty. Perla de Monterrey is the one with the curly blonde do. Cherubino has done her three times now. The first time was an all-nighter after which it was obvious you could get more bang for your peso when you hire by the hour with her.

She's a nice girl, great body, attitude seems to run hot & cold so YMMV.

Didn't see her there last month though. The picture was before she went blonde.

[Silver Tibby]

I dont know if this post if appropriate for this board, but I will be in Laredo for my first trip the weekend of the 6th of March, and wanted to see if any other mongers would be around during this weekend, I am looking for someone to hang out with, someone to show me the spots. Anyone who will be there, Please IM me. I have a double room at the Rio Grande on the Texas side. So if anyone wants to hang out, with this firstimer PM me.

Silver

[Texas Now]

My info is a little old, as I haven't been to NL in quite a while. But with all the talk of the Maribu/Malibu I thought I would chime in here with my experience.

I walked through the gate where the security guard sat and was surprised that the club itself sit quite a distance back. What really shocked me though was walking in the door of the place. This place was nice! Definately the most classiest place I had visited. In fact, when I walked in I thougt maybe this wasn't like the other clubs. I seen a pair of couples sitting inside talking (not working girls) and a couple of more guys in suits. Also the women I saw weren't dressed like hookers. I immediately thought I am out of place here in blue jeans, but sat down for a beer anyway. Unlike the previous the other places I had visited that night, no ladies jumped up to come sit on my lap. It was strange. Finally after about 5 minutes, a lady came to sit at my table. She was about a 4 and was 30 years old. She suggested we move to a table at the side of the club, which we did. The Marabu was kind of a relaxing place, and I was enjoying it as a change of pace, so I bought her a drink so we could talk and relax. She had a really good personality and wanted to go to a room for $40. She wasn't really aggressive about it though. I actually had 2 beers while talking to her, and she didn't gulp down her drink and want another like some ladies in the other clubs. She would every now and then suggest we go to the room. She would keep trying to entice me by saying she would do a BBBJ. She wasn't much in the looks department, but had a good personality, so I considered taking her up on the offer. I guess my biggest turn off about her though was her breath had strong garlic smell to it. And besides that, I just wanted to relax at this point. Finally I moved on.

I am probably dating myself here, but does anyone know of a little place (club) that was named Danny's? It was a very small place, and nothing at all fancy (although it did have AC). If memory serves me correctly if you walked out of Papaguyos, it was accross the street to the left (not directly accross from Papa G's). I met this girl named Lilly in there on my trip. She was a 21 year old looker from Mexico City. I was the only customer in the place that night, and she was the only girl. I told you it was small!

I need to make another trip down that way sometime in the future, this time bringing my camera

[Joe Driver]

Punter 127 wrote:

I’m thinking of a trip to Monterrey and I have been in contact with Carlos Perez from the Monterrey board. If any of you guys have been to both I would love to know which you think is best NL/BT or Monterrey.

Joe Driver is writing:

Yeah, I went to Monterrey about 5 years ago, and I think BT in NL is better. I spent 2 days in Monterrey. I had taxi drivers both days drive me around to the various *****houses there. I wasn't that impressed, overall.

I did see 2 places in Monterrey I found interesting. Carlos Perez might know about these places.

One of these places was upstairs in a converted beauty salon. There were about 7 or 8 babes in this place, and they were all dressed in the same uniforms. I'm not making this up. Weirdest damn thing I've ever seen. They all looked like airline stewardesses. That day they were all wearing the exact same yellow dress. They all smiled, and acted just like airline stewardesses. The price was about $50 for 30 minutes, half massage, and half fucky. Kind of expensive, but if you like fucking beautiful airline stewardesses, that's what this place is about, basically.

Another place I went to was for the rich customers in Mexico. I'm not rich, but I got to see how these guys live. The girls went for $125 for 45 minutes. High dollar stuff. The manager told me they would serve me any kind of food I wanted, and that if they didn't have it, they would have it, "flown in." I'm not bullshitting. The rooms were top of the line. Personal service, wine, steak, seafood, you get the idea. The outside of the building looks like a plain 2 story warehouse. Nothing special. But once you go inside, past the humongous door guard, it's nothing but plush. Palm trees, beautiful women, upstairs bars, whatever you want.

Sorry, I don't remember the names of either of these clubs, but talk to the taxi drivers in Monterrey, and they might be able to help.

I didn't "nail" any of the babes at the fancy warehouse, but I did nail one of the "airline stewardesses" from that converted beauty salon. She was good. Totally out of my league, but she was very nice, and professional, just like an airline stewardess. Weird.

Joe Driver