Adelita Bar Reports

[AnonX69]

So bizzaro world has not righted itself for me on Sat night. I decided to head down to Tijuana at 10 PM to meet up with someone and I wanted to try some new places. First we went to BAR D & G, figuring, it's sat night so they place will be well stocked with girls. Errr, wrong, there were about 10 girls there, only one that caught my eyes. My friend split to go check out Adelitas, but I stayed to sit with the one and only chica in the place that I liked. After about, 15 minutes, it was her turn to dance. As I sat there watching her dance, something really creepy happened. A shady looking local came and sat next to me. He started speaking spanish, which I didn't understand him, but picked out a couple of words. Marijauna, cocaine. Oh hell no, last thing I want is to be caught with drugs in Tijuana, so I packed up tent and walked out. Tipped the girl I was sitting with, while she was dancing and told her I was leaving.

Next I went to Gloria Bar. There were 4 dudes on stage, naked from the waist down. I made a quick you-turn and left. Okay, enough venturing to new places, time to look for my wingman.

Found him sitting by the back bar, so I made my way over to him through the weekend crowd and ordered my usual. There's one chica there that I have been sitting with a couple of times but never taken upstairs, so I figured why not tonight. Her name is Drika or something like that, very nice body, bit heavier than my preference but well proportioned. She is one of the dancers, can't miss her with her poofy hair, like Elvira, but with reddish brown hair. I know some peeps prefer not to waste money on lady's drinks and just take them straight upstairs, but I've found when I spend some time with them a couple of times and they get familiar with me, the trip upstairs is a lot more enjoyable, I guess they no longer look at you as a one time bang, just my opinion.

Face: 8, natural beauty, hardly any makeup.

Body: 8, very voluptuous.

GFE: oh hell yes.

Sex: 9, was still rock hard as we showered together.

We went to eat next door afterwards for a bite to eat. When I went back to Adelitas to look for my wingman, I saw the best looking chica I've ever seen there. She was dressed at Catwoman, I've never seen her here before, but then again, I've never been here on a Sat night. If only she had came earlier or if I was younger, I would of taken her upstairs, but it's now 3:30. Perhaps her shift started at 3:00 because I didn't see her earlier. Still, a very enjoyable night. Until I got to the border.

As I was saying in Bizzaro World part 1 (HK post), too much attention goes both ways, good, bad, and sometimes down right hilarious. When I was passing through the border back to San Diego, I got a lot of attention from the BP. A skinny southern guard asked me "man, do you go to HK every night. I can spot you a mile away with your blue hair. " "naw", I told him, "Asian guys get molested in that joint, I try to avoid it". A female guard next to him turn to look at me and started cracking up. The guy couldn't stop laughing as he asked me "anything to declare", so he just waved me through.

[Ninguno Especial]

Can't honestly remember. She doesn't smile a lot. Maybe she does have braces. Seems half the bar girls have braces.

Met a jessica a couple of months ago, can't recall if she had braces either, thin built, not bad looking maybe a 7. Only chatted a bit but last 2 times have not spotted her. Maybe the same chica.

[The Tall Man]

Hi,

I had the opportunity to have a long weekend, so here I went to T. J. Thursday afternoon to ahead of traffic. I stayed at Leyva hotel which is adjacent to the Chicago Club. The cost was 320 pesos a night. It was okay for value and close to everything with 24 hrs. Security on guard. I was at Adelita bar every night and the atmosphere was just great with big crowd. There were a lot of talent beautiful chicas in Adelita bar than 2 months back. I was able to negotiate these beauty at $50 USD plus room cost $13 and $1 USD for the clean up room boy. It was above average services with some GFE. On couple chicas. I spent time upstair with 5 chicas from Adelita bar and 1 chica fromHK. Bar for 3 nights in Z. Norte.

I ditto that as I too was in AB on Thursday, Friday and Saturday and as I reported on another post IMHO Adelitas had better looking girls than HK. I too had fun.

The Tall Man.

[AnonX69]

Does she have braces?

Can't honestly remember. She doesn't smile a lot. Maybe she does have braces. Seems half the bar girls have braces.

[Batuk]

With a stomach full of dead cow I went to adelitas and saw a hot chica dancing at the back stage that I've never seen before. Her name is jessica and speaks decent english. She was wearing a white two piece bikini and perhaps with the best body in the joint. She had a big frown on her face that made her look kinda mean and angry, but that body was 9-10, no stretch marks, tight ass and tummy. Perhaps this is what I needed, a mean chica to spank me and tell me I've been a bad bad boy. As a walked over to watched her dance, I got really horny. Tipping her a few dollars, I did the dead fish test, pass. Then felt her fake boobs, it wasn't super big, but nice to the touch with nipples hard enough to hang my coat on, just the way I like them. She was asking for 80, I said 60. 80, no 60. 80, no 50. So she agreed to 60.

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Does she have braces?

[Tratnguyen1]

Hi,

I had the opportunity to have a long weekend, so here I went to T. J. Thursday afternoon to ahead of traffic. I stayed at Leyva hotel which is adjacent to the Chicago Club. The cost was 320 pesos a night. It was okay for value and close to everything with 24 hrs. Security on guard. I was at Adelita bar every night and the atmosphere was just great with big crowd. There were a lot of talent beautiful chicas in Adelita bar than 2 months back. I was able to negotiate these beauty at $50 USD plus room cost $13 and $1 USD for the clean up room boy. It was above average services with some GFE. On couple chicas. I spent time upstair with 5 chicas from Adelita bar and 1 chica from HK Bar for 3 nights in Z. Norte.

[AnonX69]

Spent Friday evening here. Got crowded at about 11 pm. I finally found a nice place to sit. It's the other bar away from the entrance because it wasn't crowded on this side, and it is better ventilated.

Yeah I like to sit there as well. If you're looking at the stage by the back bar. Take a seat just to the right of the stage. The ac is blowing right at you.

[AnonX69]

I got stood up by this civvie I met about 3 weeks ago. Makes me kinda sad thinking about it but I got over it, I decided to go look for winona. I think I saw her on the north side standing by the stairs. I really wanted to bone her and walked over to her and saw her chin jutting out, kinda like jay leno. If you take winona's and leno's pic and morphed them together, the result is her. Maybe she's not the girl I wanted after all, so I made a quick you-turn back to the bar.

While watching the foam show at hk, I met a drunk dude from LA at the bar who was drunk as hell, screeaming "I love this shit", so I motioned him to come sit with me to watch the show. We took turns fingering the chica for $5. Then he ate her out and wanted me to do the same, but damn she was so loose, I was afraid of get slapped in the face by those lips as they flap around. After spending $$20 tipping the girls on the stage and a cute blonde with tight curls at the bar, I decided to go grab a bite at azul, which is just left of chaveles on the alley side. They make a decent Jack Daniels steak, the chef came out and asked me how it was, he spoke great english. I think they make the food for HK that's listed on the back of their serving trays, because while there I kept seeing the maseros coming in to order take outs.

With a stomach full of dead cow I went to adelitas and saw a hot chica dancing at the back stage that I've never seen before. Her name is jessica and speaks decent english. She was wearing a white two piece bikini and perhaps with the best body in the joint. She had a big frown on her face that made her look kinda mean and angry, but that body was 9-10, no stretch marks, tight ass and tummy. Perhaps this is what I needed, a mean chica to spank me and tell me I've been a bad bad boy. As a walked over to watched her dance, I got really horny. Tipping her a few dollars, I did the dead fish test, pass. Then felt her fake boobs, it wasn't super big, but nice to the touch with nipples hard enough to hang my coat on, just the way I like them. She was asking for 80, I said 60. 80, no 60. 80, no 50. So she agreed to 60.

After a fischa went went upstairs. Sex wasn't great but it wasn't bad either, so nothing to write about. Since I was so horny, I think I got my money's mworth.

Cost: $7 fischa, $14 room+ extra towel, $60 to the girl, no tip.

Body: 9-10.

Face: 7, 8 when she smiles, definitely better than Winona and Leno love child.

Sex: 7 with no GFE.

[Jackie888]

Spent Friday evening here. Got crowded at about 11 pm. I finally found a nice place to sit. It's the other bar away from the entrance because it wasn't crowded on this side, and it is better ventilated. Waived a blonde named Mariana over for a drink. Up close, she's not young and pretty like my normal choice. But she nursed her drink and we weren't pestered by the waiters. Unfortunately she's not a kisser and so I passed. Had to leave earlier than normal because I had plans Saturday. Anyways if you don't have deep pockets yet still want some company, buy your girl a drink at the bar. Don't worry, its dark as shit in there and she is still molesting you just like she does at a booth. Actually a little more so because of a little more privacy.

[Beevee]

During my first visit to Adelitas, I met a very cute petite chica, who went by the name Alexandra. I was reluctant to go arriba with her because she wore a dress that didn't reveal what I would be paying for. Well, today I got to see what was hidden before as she got up onto center stage wearing a white dress. I went straight for the stage to take a closer look. She has the tightest body in the whole bar and a nice pair of perky a cup titties. I tried to talk to her when she got off stage but she doesn't remember me. I wanted to cry and went to sulked at the smaller bar with a rum and coke to keep me company. On well, guess one can't expect these girls to remember every jonhs. I'll try again tomorrow and this time take that pussy upstairs.

Anon,

That was funny! You are right. When somebody has a job that deals with the public in volume, it's hard to remember everyone they meet. My barber doesn't even remember me. If I had a drink every time a girl forgot who I was, I would be a serious alcoholic by now- haha.

[AnonX69]

During my first visit to Adelitas, I met a very cute petite chica, who went by the name Alexandra. I was reluctant to go arriba with her because she wore a dress that didn't reveal what I would be paying for. Well, today I got to see what was hidden before as she got up onto center stage wearing a white dress. I went straight for the stage to take a closer look. She has the tightest body in the whole bar and a nice pair of perky a cup titties. I tried to talk to her when she got off stage but she doesn't remember me. I wanted to cry and went to sulked at the smaller bar with a rum and coke to keep me company. On well, guess one can't expect these girls to remember every jonhs. I'll try again tomorrow and this time take that pussy upstairs.

[SBeach25]

I hate to see decent guys get fucked by these cunning and uneducated chicas. Decent guys should fall in love with all Tijuana chicas and fuck all of them regularly, not just one.

That's why I love all Tijuana girls and not a "A" tijuana girl. You get to taste the latest fresh new pussies that comes in everyday. After a while, you will get tired of the same pussy. We are a creatures that desire the variety and freshness. Know who you are and why you are doing this and it should put you back on the path you chose.

[Captain Solo]

I was in Adelita Thursday night. The girl who looks like Zwannee was wearing a red dress. She has similar facial features and light skin, but taller than Zwannee. She looked far more serious and spoke fast with an America accent: want to go upstairs and fuck. ?

She said her name was Janny, not Zwannee. So your Zwannee is still in the jungle.

It looks obvious that Zwannee and her family are manipulating you for regular supports. For all we know, she is most likely shacking up with her novio, having wild sex every night while you spank your monkey in El Norte.

If she really loves you, she will find every way and every chance to be with you, not staying in the jungle, waiting for your money and presents, and worry that you may have another girl friend. Believe me, women in love always act like leeches. They would latch onto you, stay very close physically, sucking your tongue and your dick dry, massaging your groin, sniffing your crotch and your armpits, sticking your dick into their pussy. Every chance they have.

Zwannee obviously does not want your body or your company, but she only wants your money, so she tries to stay away from you as far as possible. That's why she quit Adelita and moved back home. She must be feeding your money to her padrote and other Guatemalan hulks who fuck the shit out of her every night.

Look into your situation and write down a few options.

There are plenty of sweeter and better-looking chicas in Tijuana who can give you good sex and sweet companies every night without Zwannee's stupid head games and paranoia. You have the rights to fuck a few other girls every night while Zwannee keeps herself in Guatemala with her novios. In fact Janny is better-looking and sounds a lot smarter and more reasonable than Zwannee.

But if you have to have Zwannee, you should start manipulate her for what you want. Stop calling her. If she calls, tell her you met other Tijuana chicas far prettier and fuck a whole lot better. Tell her you just bought your new novia a big diamond ring. You will see Zwannee go crazy and quickly drag her ass to Tijuana to stalk you.

I hate to see decent guys get fucked by these cunning and uneducated chicas. Decent guys should fall in love with all Tijuana chicas and fuck all of them regularly, not just one.

Actually she doesn't look the same as in the pic anymore and she did tell me that someone used her name when she retired so I suspect that would be the case.

Either that or she really is a ghost, able to travel from the jungle to Tijuana like from SD to LA.

She says pull over and it ends up being a bird he was trying to sell. Ended up paying 120 for a toucan.

Anyway talk to her or whoever this white pants girl is and I'll let you know where Erica has gone. Or not if you're actually Korean pimp.

Anyway I need to know WTF is going on because she has no passport and illegal crossing take 2 days from the jungle.

[HotTubHater]

I was in Adelita Friday about 8 PM.

I was pretty sure Zwannee was back wearing her same white jeans and red top. She was hanging out near the banos, talking to a guy. I was waiting for the guy to leave so I could ask her, but the guy was taking a long time talking to her. He may have been HotTubHater.

I could not wait for her, so I left. That was Zwannee in her long white jean and her red top. Retirement doesn't last long in the jungle of Guatemala. Girls need sex, fun, tequila shots and guys who ogle and profess they are in love.

Whoa thanks for the update.

Actually she doesn't look the same as in the pic anymore and she did tell me that someone used her name when she retired so I suspect that would be the case.

Either that or she really is a ghost, able to travel from the jungle to Tijuana like from SD to LA.

Anyway that loca called me Friday night from her jungle area code phone.

And she keeps calling me early in the morning cause everyone in her village wakes up at 5 in the morning and all I hear are those damn chickens. Then stays on the line while she talks with her family because she is paranoid I will "do something wrong".

I fought with her last month because she keeps insisting I have another women then I asked her why she was lying about going into retirement for the last 2 years. Then she said don't believe everything one the interweb, but was happy to hear that she had favorable reviews on the net.

That loca got mad because I wouldn't replace that damn Tiffany e-ring and wouldn't get her those Hudson jeans. While the rest of the village is lucky to have a pair of shoes and food.

True story. Was driving down the highway of the worlds most dangerous capital and should dude on the side of the road was holding up something that I thought was a gun. And I was like, oh shit.

She says pull over and it ends up being a bird he was trying to sell. Ended up paying 120 for a toucan.

Anyway talk to her or whoever this white pants girl is and I'll let you know where Erica has gone. Or not if you're actually Korean pimp.

Anyway I need to know WTF is going on because she has no passport and illegal crossing take 2 days from the jungle.

[Captain Solo]

I was in Adelita Friday about 8 PM.

I was pretty sure Zwannee was back wearing her same white jeans and red top. She was hanging out near the banos, talking to a guy. I was waiting for the guy to leave so I could ask her, but the guy was taking a long time talking to her. He may have been HotTubHater.

I could not wait for her, so I left. That was Zwannee in her long white jean and her red top. Retirement doesn't last long in the jungle of Guatemala. Girls need sex, fun, tequila shots and guys who ogle and profess they are in love.