Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[OldPhart]

I did a fashion massage with Nana at Hana.

Hana has very firm natural breasts. She's in the top five of all sets of boobs I've ever squeezed.

She got naked immediately and did a good job in the shower, squatting frequently, and doing the first BBBJ.

Afterwards, she actually gave a massage, and allowed her hands to be guided as well.

I used a toy. She had her own and held it on her clit while I fingered both holes. Shooting her full of lube was not a problem.

Next BBBJ, and when I needed help coming, she took position midway down the bed without hesitation and allowed a forced fellation throat fuck. I pounded hard enough that she was rubbing her nose afterwards. No complaints from her about it.

She gave me every second of the hour, finishing with a real massage.

She has a wonder attitude, nice skill set, is very accommodating, and the only thing I regret is not shaving her. I tipped her 200, putting one note in each bra cup.

I would ask for her again, and show up with a tube of Veet and a better selection of toys. She was tight, so I'll opt for full service. Instincts at this place tell me that some of the girls are PSE.

Dinner at The Office sports bar on Soi 33. Some ladies are available for take out. Our waitress was not, but she had a wonderful personality. I was happy with the burger and my friend referred to the fish & chips as "tasty. ".

Crazy House lived up to expectations. One can take the girls home, of course, so I'll mention it here.

Yes, they are all young, like girls at EZ or All Stars or Nattaree.

Yes, they are pretty much all naked.

The first girl I saw had the most perfect breasts. Even the vaginas on these girls were good lucking. They didn't cover themselves with one hand or avoiid the lights. Some even arched backwards to put their lips on public display. There were no dangling lips. Everything was tight and minimal, like they were all factory fresh. It was absolutly unreal. My monger friend bought one drinks. Totally nude beside him and groping was okay.

These girls not only looked young, some of them acted young. I don't know who recruits for this place, but he / she has done well.

Upstairs at Dollhouse was closed. Lone Star had cosplay dancers and they got naked, but they were not in Crazy's league.

Soi Cowboy was some real lookers for welcome girls, but aside from Crazy House, things were rather dead in the bars. I'm not surprised. How can one compete with perfection?

[Margaya]

Had a chance to try out this new lady from Mango. Chose her from 8/10 girls in evening. Girls were not attractive but not too bad also. Chose her due to ok face and what seemed like more than avg sized boobs. She was shy and straight away proceeded to shower after bringing her kit. No playing around, no kiss, removed clothes and invited me in shower. Started to rub me with soap as soon as I entered the shower stall so I had to ask her if she is new. Yes 1 week. Still I think Mango should train girls better as we expect a lot more their girls. Told her to start with a kiss which she did and session was all right from here onwards. Dark isan body, no kids, good kisser, be cup boobs. A plus. Truly finger right pussy. She worked quite a sweat in women on top position and gladly let me pound her in the ass for several minutes.

So session was above medicine but I expected much much better from Mango. Was told I was first customer she got since starting work 9 hours ago so obviously things are dead slow. Very few punters but then why fly halfway around the world for service that is not out of this world!

[Member #4591]

Nataree girls seem to need condoms a lot,(especally the sidliners) what about atouchofclassbkk?

Could you elaborate on condom issues? If you are complaining about condoms during full service, I think that's the norm. If you are talking about during the blow job it's about 50/50.

[Crocodilexp]

After choosing the girl (and sometimes before), but before going to the room with her, I always discuss with her (and sometimes the mamasan or papasan if her English is poor) what can do during the session so that she knows and agrees to provide what I want.

Avoiding that discussion is the entire point of a PSE shop. Sure, discuss A+ and any really unusual stuff beforehand, but staples (DFK, decent BBBJ, DATY, even rimming) are standard, or at least that's what those few shops built their reputations on.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

In the end I not even think that Mango / Cherry are really PSE shops anymore. But still I believed them to have at least a minimum standard of service. My mongering budget is really not much at about 3000 baht per week, so usually I try to visit only the few famous shops (Mango, Cherry, Addict, Snow White, Tulip) and nothing else. Even if nowadays it's difficult to find a real PSE from a semi cute girl, usually at least the basic services are available and I never had a really crappy experience before that made me leave angry.

I guess it's not really safe anymore and should ask for available services even at those shops. (especially for really cute girls. Which really have no point for me if they not deep kiss good).

After choosing the girl (and sometimes before), but before going to the room with her, I always discuss with her (and sometimes the mamasan or papasan if her English is poor) what can do during the session so that she knows and agrees to provide what I want.

[Francesco24]

It's a shame that the owner lets the girls get away with this kind of service. PSE shops are just that. If I paid 2100 Baht for 90 min of that I would be furious. In fact, I would have gone downstairs after the first few minutes and complained. If a gal is not A+ I get it. Everything else must be on the menu.

This is exactly my point about service in BKK. Paying the same or more and getting less.

In the end I not even think that Mango / Cherry are really PSE shops anymore. But still I believed them to have at least a minimum standard of service. My mongering budget is really not much at about 3000 baht per week, so usually I try to visit only the few famous shops (Mango, Cherry, Addict, Snow White, Tulip) and nothing else. Even if nowadays it's difficult to find a real PSE from a semi cute girl, usually at least the basic services are available and I never had a really crappy experience before that made me leave angry.

I guess it's not really safe anymore and should ask for available services even at those shops. (especially for really cute girls. Which really have no point for me if they not deep kiss good).

[Kuratla]

It's a shame that the owner lets the girls get away with this kind of service. PSE shops are just that. If I paid 2100 Baht for 90 min of that I would be furious. In fact, I would have gone downstairs after the first few minutes and complained. If a gal is not A+ I get it. Everything else must be on the menu.

This is exactly my point about service in BKK. Paying the same or more and getting less.

As mongers we need to be firm in our expectations. If the girl's a dud, don't be afraid of a loss of face and request a new girl. Way back when, in Mango's early days, I can't remember which girl I took one day but she was horrible. No kissing, wanted to do a covered BJ, would not let me eat her out. When my dick went soft with a complete lack of interest, I told her I wanted to change ladies.

She was fine with it and brought up a book of pics for me to choose from. I chose Bo and she blew me away. First time with her and she was amazing. Partially because she was a great performer anyway and probably also because a higher expectation was placed on her to perform after the first girl.

Addendum: Actually, now that I think on it, my first time with Nice at Tulip was also mind-blowing because they overbooked and I arrived at the shop for a session with Tuk but she was already with a customer. I was a bit peeved but still stayed and took Nice. She was told to provide me with top service (I overhead Saeng telling her in Thai) and Nice was mind-blowingly good.

[Goatscrot]

I'll start saying she was one of the worst services I have had in Thailand in general and for sure the worst at Mango itself.

Looks: her face looks cute / young, her body is not exactly tight but still acceptable with very small boobs (which I don't dislike at times). So overall was good.

Service: no Kiss (deep or light), no rimming, no anal, no CIM. She spent literally 5 minutes and 10 tissues trying to wipe any wet from my cock before even starting a BBBJ. She finally tried to take it in her mouth, spent few seconds on it and then tissue again. After 2 or 3 times of this bullshit I asked if she preferred to continue the BJ using a condom. After she happily took a condom the most mechanic BJ started (any request to lick on the side was ignored and she kept going up / down as fast as human possible until I stopped her). At this point I tried to move her on the bed and pretended to move my face for DATY (which I had no intention at all, just wanted to see her reaction); of course she reacted by covering her pussy with both hands. Finally fucked her in missionary and doggy. At the end I tried my best to cum and finished in missionary while trying to suck her nipple (which she somehow denied too at this point, while before was OK. Maybe she was thinking I was taking too much time or so). All in all at most 25 minutes on the bed, 10 minutes in the shower / waiting. With about 20 minutes left, no offers for a massage was made and she started showering and then dressing straight away. (again at this point no problem at all, just to give an idea of her attitude).

If for some reason someone not believes me or thinks I may have been rude / bad looking / whatever to cause her behavior. I invite you to go try her and waste your money too: the.

Usually I not fault the Shop if a girl is so bad, and even if Mango is famous for being a PSE shop I not really expect real PSE from young / cute girls (I am OK with no anal, no rimming, no deep throat, no kinky stuff, etc) but at least deep kissing and a semi-decent BBBJ should be expected at Mango. This kind of girl should be working in some of the semi ripoff massage shops along Soi 23 or similar. Not at Mango. For sure she isn't making them any good.

It's a shame that the owner lets the girls get away with this kind of service. PSE shops are just that. If I paid 2100 Baht for 90 min of that I would be furious. In fact, I would have gone downstairs after the first few minutes and complained. If a gal is not A+ I get it. Everything else must be on the menu.

This is exactly my point about service in BKK. Paying the same or more and getting less.

[Syzygies]

Pity about Lek at Mango since she is pretty. However I guess ahw ahould be at a differenr shop if she doesn't want to do Mango Service. I might not try in a hurry after all. Challenge to get her to kiss or DATY moght be too much. I do admit to occasionally fucking beautiful girls regardless of all these weaknesses, but its too much missing for a Mango girl, and hare to repeat a really crap girl. I guess she may not last long being so unsuited or might have to improve. She even be fired if continues to give the shop a bad publicity. Other girls will hate her stealing the customers with looks only and causing customers to get bad feeling about Mango.

[Syzygies]

As the header says, I was trying to find a map like the ones mick licker fashioned of the massage shops on 22 and 24 couldn't find it -any body?

Unfortunately it takes significant time to keep Maps up to date and continuous research. Changes in the massage shops names ans ownership are frequent.

Mick Licker probably has not been mongering in Oilies that frequently and no time to try them all.

With all these new shops becoming popular, like Bamboo, Bongkot, Analisa etc.

There was a Map of Oilies but very out of date and I think it had weak coverage of Soi 22. There are so many massage parlours around. What to include and what to leave out. There are a huge number of shops on Soi 23 and I haven't a single one of them. Of course if I was horny and spotted a stunning girl sittung outsise, I would go for it. This is cause a heavy looks orientation.

Still some use for newbies:
https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer...,0.018775&z=16

Bangkok red eye map of Phrom Pong is more up ro date but rhey did not make it a Google Map possibly for fear of copying and left out Soi 26 I think.

Phrom Pong seems to be considered the main area.

[Kuratla]

I'll start saying she was one of the worst services I have had in Thailand in general and for sure the worst at Mango itself.

Looks: her face looks cute / young, her body is not exactly tight but still acceptable with very small boobs (which I don't dislike at times). So overall was good.

Service: no Kiss (deep or light), no rimming, no anal, no CIM. She spent literally 5 minutes and 10 tissues trying to wipe any wet from my cock before even starting a BBBJ. She finally tried to take it in her mouth, spent few seconds on it and then tissue again. After 2 or 3 times of this bullshit I asked if she preferred to continue the BJ using a condom. After she happily took a condom the most mechanic BJ started (any request to lick on the side was ignored and she kept going up / down as fast as human possible until I stopped her). At this point I tried to move her on the bed and pretended to move my face for DATY (which I had no intention at all, just wanted to see her reaction); of course she reacted by covering her pussy with both hands. Finally fucked her in missionary and doggy. At the end I tried my best to cum and finished in missionary while trying to suck her nipple (which she somehow denied too at this point, while before was OK. Maybe she was thinking I was taking too much time or so). All in all at most 25 minutes on the bed, 10 minutes in the shower / waiting. With about 20 minutes left, no offers for a massage was made and she started showering and then dressing straight away. (again at this point no problem at all, just to give an idea of her attitude).

If for some reason someone not believes me or thinks I may have been rude / bad looking / whatever to cause her behavior. I invite you to go try her and waste your money too: the.

Usually I not fault the Shop if a girl is so bad, and even if Mango is famous for being a PSE shop I not really expect real PSE from young / cute girls (I am OK with no anal, no rimming, no deep throat, no kinky stuff, etc) but at least deep kissing and a semi-decent BBBJ should be expected at Mango. This kind of girl should be working in some of the semi ripoff massage shops along Soi 23 or similar. Not at Mango. For sure she isn't making them any good.

Thank you, bro. This is exactly the kind of reports we need to read.

[Traveler1234]

As the header says, I was trying to find a map like the ones mick licker

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?3017-Bangkok-Massage-Parlors-TULIP-ONLY!&p=810246&viewfull=1#post810246

Maybe the author will update it

[Christian G]

As the header says, I was trying to find a map like the ones mick licker fashioned of the massage shops on 22 and 24 couldn't find it -any body?

Look here: http://bangkokredeye.com/bangkok-oily-massage.html.

[Francesco24]

I'll start saying she was one of the worst services I have had in Thailand in general and for sure the worst at Mango itself.

Looks: her face looks cute / young, her body is not exactly tight but still acceptable with very small boobs (which I don't dislike at times). So overall was good.

Service: no Kiss (deep or light), no rimming, no anal, no CIM. She spent literally 5 minutes and 10 tissues trying to wipe any wet from my cock before even starting a BBBJ. She finally tried to take it in her mouth, spent few seconds on it and then tissue again. After 2 or 3 times of this bullshit I asked if she preferred to continue the BJ using a condom. After she happily took a condom the most mechanic BJ started (any request to lick on the side was ignored and she kept going up / down as fast as human possible until I stopped her). At this point I tried to move her on the bed and pretended to move my face for DATY (which I had no intention at all, just wanted to see her reaction); of course she reacted by covering her pussy with both hands. Finally fucked her in missionary and doggy. At the end I tried my best to cum and finished in missionary while trying to suck her nipple (which she somehow denied too at this point, while before was OK. Maybe she was thinking I was taking too much time or so). All in all at most 25 minutes on the bed, 10 minutes in the shower / waiting. With about 20 minutes left, no offers for a massage was made and she started showering and then dressing straight away. (again at this point no problem at all, just to give an idea of her attitude).

If for some reason someone not believes me or thinks I may have been rude / bad looking / whatever to cause her behavior. I invite you to go try her and waste your money too: the.

Usually I not fault the Shop if a girl is so bad, and even if Mango is famous for being a PSE shop I not really expect real PSE from young / cute girls (I am OK with no anal, no rimming, no deep throat, no kinky stuff, etc) but at least deep kissing and a semi-decent BBBJ should be expected at Mango. This kind of girl should be working in some of the semi ripoff massage shops along Soi 23 or similar. Not at Mango. For sure she isn't making them any good.

[Forever69]

As the header says, I was trying to find a map like the ones mick licker fashioned of the massage shops on 22 and 24 couldn't find it -any body?