Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Nongpagba]

Haven't been to BongKot yet but planning to do so in 3 weeks' time. Any idea about Mony? Her services and what to expect?

She's been working quite some time at Snow White, before that at Tulip, under the name of May. The picture should be about 10 years old. But she gave very good service.

[Francesco24]

3000 Baht per week seems an incredibly low budget. 100 bucks. Phnom Penh might be better for you, unless you are really in Bangkok for other reasons. I earn vastly more than 3000 per day after tax and not expecting to retire for some time to come. However when I was young in a Farang country I got to monger just once per week for 1 hour. So I guess I understand what its like, and I did want a sure thing. These days I am spending over 3000 Baht per day (average) and expect some hit and miss. I am willing to try unreviewed girls if they look good enough. Its only part of the year I am in Thailand. GF clearly doesn't fuck me enough to keep me from mongering regularly.

If we had more girl reports, from these shops, you could simply take only girls highly recommended on the forum. I know you are reviewing the girls tried. Some others are clearly not pulling their weight and posting girl reviews. Reviews don't have to be long. Just some idea of overall service would be great and something about body under the clothes. I always review new girls tried and again if performance changes. Would be great if everyone did.

I live in Bangkok, I am married. My income allows me to spend about 3000 baht a week on mongering. So usually a 2 k oily and a 1 k BJ bar or some semi-pro friends. Honestly I wouldn't need more than 2 times a week, just would be nice if I had something more to spend to try something new or a bit more expensive without regretting a bad session much.

For sure would be nice if there were a bit more reviews here I would like to try the Emy you reviewed recently but talking with Snow White on the phone has always been troublesome for me. Wish they had email for booking (Cherry does a really good job about it with very quick replies even at night time for next day early morning bookings).

[Syzygies]

In the end I not even think that Mango / Cherry are really PSE shops anymore. But still I believed them to have at least a minimum standard of service. My mongering budget is really not much at about 3000 baht per week, so usually I try to visit only the few famous shops (Mango, Cherry, Addict, Snow White, Tulip) and nothing else. Even if nowadays it's difficult to find a real PSE from a semi cute girl, usually at least the basic services are available and I never had a really crappy experience before that made me leave angry.

I guess it's not really safe anymore and should ask for available services even at those shops. (especially for really cute girls. Which really have no point for me if they not deep kiss good).

3000 Baht per week seems an incredibly low budget. 100 bucks. Phnom Penh might be better for you, unless you are really in Bangkok for other reasons. I earn vastly more than 3000 per day after tax and not expecting to retire for some time to come. However when I was young in a Farang country I got to monger just once per week for 1 hour. So I guess I understand what its like, and I did want a sure thing. These days I am spending over 3000 Baht per day (average) and expect some hit and miss. I am willing to try unreviewed girls if they look good enough. Its only part of the year I am in Thailand. GF clearly doesn't fuck me enough to keep me from mongering regularly.

If we had more girl reports, from these shops, you could simply take only girls highly recommended on the forum. I know you are reviewing the girls tried. Some others are clearly not pulling their weight and posting girl reviews. Reviews don't have to be long. Just some idea of overall service would be great and something about body under the clothes. I always review new girls tried and again if performance changes. Would be great if everyone did.

[Syzygies]

Had a chance to try out this new lady from Mango. Chose her from 8/10 girls in evening. Girls were not attractive but not too bad also. Chose her due to ok face and what seemed like more than avg sized boobs. She was shy and straight away proceeded to shower after bringing her kit. No playing around, no kiss, removed clothes and invited me in shower. Started to rub me with soap as soon as I entered the shower stall so I had to ask her if she is new. Yes 1 week. Still I think Mango should train girls better as we expect a lot more their girls. Told her to start with a kiss which she did and session was all right from here onwards. Dark isan body, no kids, good kisser, be cup boobs. A plus. Truly finger right pussy. She worked quite a sweat in women on top position and gladly let me pound her in the ass for several minutes.

So session was above medicine but I expected much much better from Mango. Was told I was first customer she got since starting work 9 hours ago so obviously things are dead slow. Very few punters but then why fly halfway around the world for service that is not out of this world!

We seem to getting few reports about untrained girls at Mango lately. Owners should smarten up and get girls to understand what is expected. I had a newbie girl Emmy at Snow White recently and while she no anal experience at all, and I didn't ask for it, her general GFE service was pretty good. She did mention some training received about the service. She was fun in the shower. Nice body sliding started there.

I think we fly to Thailand and expect a high percentage of girls to be good, only a few exceptional, and hopefully not too many duds. Its then bulk sex for the next week (s). Unfortunately I have to work as well at times. But I agree that we are not expecting completely weak service at Mango. I have not had too many real duds in any of the PSE shops. I remember just one at Tulip many years ago and just Vodka at Cherry, last year? Usually my disappoint in PSE shops is when the body or looks turn out worse than what I was expecting. However I expect only good service in a place like Mango. Maybe they start to comprise to get prettier girls in?

[Syzygies]

These girls not only looked young, some of them acted young. I don't know who recruits for this place, but he / she has done well.

Upstairs at Dollhouse was closed. Lone Star had cosplay dancers and they got naked, but they were not in Crazy's league.

Soi Cowboy was some real lookers for welcome girls, but aside from Crazy House, things were rather dead in the bars. I'm not surprised. How can one compete with perfection?

When Crazy House first opened, they had a relatively small number of girls but all were very superior looking. I believe their approach was to pay higher monthly salaries. They must have rejected many girls in the early days.

Of course when you have very hot girls dancing naked you attract customers. The place built the customer turn up gradually and also gradually added more girls. 60 girls on pay day 3rd of month is not unusual now. Unfortunately they could not maintain the initial standard. There are the really hot girls, not always present on quiet nights or early times, and there are quite a number of more normal girls, still mostly well above average and catering for some range of taste. I would say their best 10 girls are really hot. Not necessarily all a good fuck though, and some dick scared. There are some fake tits and fake noses but they don't really dominate like at Bacarra. Hair styles are not so silly as Baccara. They don't need hair that hides much of the face because they are pretty in a real Thai look sort of way. Customers are therefore 65% Asian and 35% Farang maybe, at a guess.

Lineup can be weak early on a quiet day like Tuesday. Lineup is best on Friday and the weekend and on pay day whatever day that happens to be. I like to get there early so less male competition for the best girls. E. g. Ging with natural D cups is not most pretty girl but still good looks (cute slim playful and big lips) and she is excellent on the bed for me. Pussy feels exceptional. She gets called out by customers very frequently and quickly. Getting there early gives me a chance to call her and get her barfined. My other favourite Oom (93 maybe?) has small tits but pretty face and a tigeress on the bed. Both young girls I suspect, but well past legal. The short very curvy blonde Naen is older but a very good fuck. Pussy just a touch small for me. May-Lee was super hot face and body but unfortunately gone. She performed well after a few tequilas to loosen her inhibitions. Sadly missed. Plenty of hot girls not yet tried. Also plenty of crap girls on the bed. Try to sus out girl a bit first. See if she will kiss nicely even in the bar. If she does its a good sign. If she doesn't kiss in the bar its not conclusive but ask her what she likes doing on the bed. I doubt if many girls will go for less than 2500, among the top lookers. For average looking girls I have no idea. I don't want an ugly girl for a bargain price. Some girls are asking for 3000. Some of these will not be worth much. It just depends on what Asian customers are willing to pay. Naam wants 3 K for a quick fuck and poor service. She looks good but not worth it. Most girls don't even specify a price with me. I am well known and fair to generous for excellent session. Of course Naam may be more motivated by a handsome young Korean dude. She says she likes small dicks and quick fucks. Ha ha. I take far too long.

Music is a bit too loud in the base thump. It is possible to move away and sit not so close to the speakers. My favourite seat has changed for this reason. I am a naked beauty addict, so that is why I attend often. I haven't found any other bar that comes close for standard of the natural looks. Some guys are taking flamboyant "Thaleung" but very average to ugly face girls. I take more time and look for more quality in the face or body, and fun attitude but not usually doing excessively ugly behaviour. The more raunchy the girl behaves, the more its an indicator of being more desperate and usually more ugly. I am going for special looks more so than excessively raunchy behaviour. Some guys asked about a really raunchy girl that had lots of tats including the ass, but for me her face was strange and looked like a ladyboy (too much surgeries or big jaw). I am attracted to unquestionably feminine looks. Some ugly girls hook customers easily just by being really raunchy and assertive or pushy (not what I like at all). Some customers (usually Farangs) have bad taste (in my opinion of course). LOL. Some Farangs don't know how to avoid an assertive girl. They haven't developed their rude streak to just ignore girls that arrive without the customers request. Some staff are trying to suggest certain girls. Not for me. I am willing to listen but know my own taste and which girls attract me. If a girl asks to sit with me, I simply say no, unless I happen to be keen on her (unusual). I don't buy drinks for girls that are too pushy in requesting them. I don't buy for unwanted girls. I avoid the fat mamasan. I have no need for a mamasan. I won't negotiate with girls with a mamasan present and do not like negotiating at all. If I barfine a girl I just give the BF to the girl and let her go deal with mamasan. It is helpful I have good Thai so there are no misunderstandings that can occur when girls have weak English.

Just one time I was concerned that my bill seemed high, so I started counting drinks after that. Have not had a wrong number of drinks since I started doing that, so no evidence that they try to rip me off. Its possible there was a mistake on the bill just once or my bad memory. I don't get drunk and am regular so would be no incentive to rip me off. New drunk people maybe could happen. If worried, just count your drinks and check the bill often.

I don't like the upstairs as much as has less girls, usually short ones, and angle of viewing girls is better downstairs.

I have probably covered most useful topics about Crazy House. I just try to give some understanding of what this bar is like. I have a special favourite waitress that is not a ladyboy. She gets some good tips and the odd drink.

I agree that some other bars in Cowboy have some stunners front of house, but how to get fuck them? Not sure how many are available. Fanny's is a bar I never entered but had a stunner in the front that tempted me severely. Some Coyote girls are really good looking but its only 10 to 20% of them. Cowboy 2 has barfinable Coyote girls but the looks are not that special. Some of Cowboy's Coyote girls are just not good enough in looks or dancing ability. Its like the Coyote rejects in some bars. I need to do a real survey of the bars sometime. Have spent so much time in so few places.

I do ST in Asoke Place rooms typically. Many customers are Asian guys. I significant percentage of them are with a ladyboy (surprising since few LB bars). Less Farangs with ladyboys. Don't know why that is. It's a pity since years ago there were no ladyboys in Cowboy. Crazy House has ladyboy waitresses but not in the dancers.

[OldPhart]

I did a fashion massage with Nana at Hana.

Hana has very firm natural breasts. She's in the top five of all sets of boobs I've ever squeezed.

She got naked immediately and did a good job in the shower, squatting frequently, and doing the first BBBJ.

Afterwards, she actually gave a massage, and allowed her hands to be guided as well.

I used a toy. She had her own and held it on her clit while I fingered both holes. Shooting her full of lube was not a problem.

Next BBBJ, and when I needed help coming, she took position midway down the bed without hesitation and allowed a forced fellation throat fuck. I pounded hard enough that she was rubbing her nose afterwards. No complaints from her about it.

She gave me every second of the hour, finishing with a real massage.

She has a wonder attitude, nice skill set, is very accommodating, and the only thing I regret is not shaving her. I tipped her 200, putting one note in each bra cup.

I would ask for her again, and show up with a tube of Veet and a better selection of toys. She was tight, so I'll opt for full service. Instincts at this place tell me that some of the girls are PSE.

Dinner at The Office sports bar on Soi 33. Some ladies are available for take out. Our waitress was not, but she had a wonderful personality. I was happy with the burger and my friend referred to the fish & chips as "tasty. ".

Crazy House lived up to expectations. One can take the girls home, of course, so I'll mention it here.

Yes, they are all young, like girls at EZ or All Stars or Nattaree.

Yes, they are pretty much all naked.

The first girl I saw had the most perfect breasts. Even the vaginas on these girls were good lucking. They didn't cover themselves with one hand or avoiid the lights. Some even arched backwards to put their lips on public display. There were no dangling lips. Everything was tight and minimal, like they were all factory fresh. It was absolutly unreal. My monger friend bought one drinks. Totally nude beside him and groping was okay.

These girls not only looked young, some of them acted young. I don't know who recruits for this place, but he / she has done well.

Upstairs at Dollhouse was closed. Lone Star had cosplay dancers and they got naked, but they were not in Crazy's league.

Soi Cowboy was some real lookers for welcome girls, but aside from Crazy House, things were rather dead in the bars. I'm not surprised. How can one compete with perfection?

[Margaya]

Had a chance to try out this new lady from Mango. Chose her from 8/10 girls in evening. Girls were not attractive but not too bad also. Chose her due to ok face and what seemed like more than avg sized boobs. She was shy and straight away proceeded to shower after bringing her kit. No playing around, no kiss, removed clothes and invited me in shower. Started to rub me with soap as soon as I entered the shower stall so I had to ask her if she is new. Yes 1 week. Still I think Mango should train girls better as we expect a lot more their girls. Told her to start with a kiss which she did and session was all right from here onwards. Dark isan body, no kids, good kisser, be cup boobs. A plus. Truly finger right pussy. She worked quite a sweat in women on top position and gladly let me pound her in the ass for several minutes.

So session was above medicine but I expected much much better from Mango. Was told I was first customer she got since starting work 9 hours ago so obviously things are dead slow. Very few punters but then why fly halfway around the world for service that is not out of this world!

[Member #4591]

Nataree girls seem to need condoms a lot,(especally the sidliners) what about atouchofclassbkk?

Could you elaborate on condom issues? If you are complaining about condoms during full service, I think that's the norm. If you are talking about during the blow job it's about 50/50.

[Crocodilexp]

After choosing the girl (and sometimes before), but before going to the room with her, I always discuss with her (and sometimes the mamasan or papasan if her English is poor) what can do during the session so that she knows and agrees to provide what I want.

Avoiding that discussion is the entire point of a PSE shop. Sure, discuss A+ and any really unusual stuff beforehand, but staples (DFK, decent BBBJ, DATY, even rimming) are standard, or at least that's what those few shops built their reputations on.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

In the end I not even think that Mango / Cherry are really PSE shops anymore. But still I believed them to have at least a minimum standard of service. My mongering budget is really not much at about 3000 baht per week, so usually I try to visit only the few famous shops (Mango, Cherry, Addict, Snow White, Tulip) and nothing else. Even if nowadays it's difficult to find a real PSE from a semi cute girl, usually at least the basic services are available and I never had a really crappy experience before that made me leave angry.

I guess it's not really safe anymore and should ask for available services even at those shops. (especially for really cute girls. Which really have no point for me if they not deep kiss good).

After choosing the girl (and sometimes before), but before going to the room with her, I always discuss with her (and sometimes the mamasan or papasan if her English is poor) what can do during the session so that she knows and agrees to provide what I want.

[Francesco24]

It's a shame that the owner lets the girls get away with this kind of service. PSE shops are just that. If I paid 2100 Baht for 90 min of that I would be furious. In fact, I would have gone downstairs after the first few minutes and complained. If a gal is not A+ I get it. Everything else must be on the menu.

This is exactly my point about service in BKK. Paying the same or more and getting less.

In the end I not even think that Mango / Cherry are really PSE shops anymore. But still I believed them to have at least a minimum standard of service. My mongering budget is really not much at about 3000 baht per week, so usually I try to visit only the few famous shops (Mango, Cherry, Addict, Snow White, Tulip) and nothing else. Even if nowadays it's difficult to find a real PSE from a semi cute girl, usually at least the basic services are available and I never had a really crappy experience before that made me leave angry.

I guess it's not really safe anymore and should ask for available services even at those shops. (especially for really cute girls. Which really have no point for me if they not deep kiss good).

[Kuratla]

It's a shame that the owner lets the girls get away with this kind of service. PSE shops are just that. If I paid 2100 Baht for 90 min of that I would be furious. In fact, I would have gone downstairs after the first few minutes and complained. If a gal is not A+ I get it. Everything else must be on the menu.

This is exactly my point about service in BKK. Paying the same or more and getting less.

As mongers we need to be firm in our expectations. If the girl's a dud, don't be afraid of a loss of face and request a new girl. Way back when, in Mango's early days, I can't remember which girl I took one day but she was horrible. No kissing, wanted to do a covered BJ, would not let me eat her out. When my dick went soft with a complete lack of interest, I told her I wanted to change ladies.

She was fine with it and brought up a book of pics for me to choose from. I chose Bo and she blew me away. First time with her and she was amazing. Partially because she was a great performer anyway and probably also because a higher expectation was placed on her to perform after the first girl.

Addendum: Actually, now that I think on it, my first time with Nice at Tulip was also mind-blowing because they overbooked and I arrived at the shop for a session with Tuk but she was already with a customer. I was a bit peeved but still stayed and took Nice. She was told to provide me with top service (I overhead Saeng telling her in Thai) and Nice was mind-blowingly good.

[Goatscrot]

I'll start saying she was one of the worst services I have had in Thailand in general and for sure the worst at Mango itself.

Looks: her face looks cute / young, her body is not exactly tight but still acceptable with very small boobs (which I don't dislike at times). So overall was good.

Service: no Kiss (deep or light), no rimming, no anal, no CIM. She spent literally 5 minutes and 10 tissues trying to wipe any wet from my cock before even starting a BBBJ. She finally tried to take it in her mouth, spent few seconds on it and then tissue again. After 2 or 3 times of this bullshit I asked if she preferred to continue the BJ using a condom. After she happily took a condom the most mechanic BJ started (any request to lick on the side was ignored and she kept going up / down as fast as human possible until I stopped her). At this point I tried to move her on the bed and pretended to move my face for DATY (which I had no intention at all, just wanted to see her reaction); of course she reacted by covering her pussy with both hands. Finally fucked her in missionary and doggy. At the end I tried my best to cum and finished in missionary while trying to suck her nipple (which she somehow denied too at this point, while before was OK. Maybe she was thinking I was taking too much time or so). All in all at most 25 minutes on the bed, 10 minutes in the shower / waiting. With about 20 minutes left, no offers for a massage was made and she started showering and then dressing straight away. (again at this point no problem at all, just to give an idea of her attitude).

If for some reason someone not believes me or thinks I may have been rude / bad looking / whatever to cause her behavior. I invite you to go try her and waste your money too: the.

Usually I not fault the Shop if a girl is so bad, and even if Mango is famous for being a PSE shop I not really expect real PSE from young / cute girls (I am OK with no anal, no rimming, no deep throat, no kinky stuff, etc) but at least deep kissing and a semi-decent BBBJ should be expected at Mango. This kind of girl should be working in some of the semi ripoff massage shops along Soi 23 or similar. Not at Mango. For sure she isn't making them any good.

It's a shame that the owner lets the girls get away with this kind of service. PSE shops are just that. If I paid 2100 Baht for 90 min of that I would be furious. In fact, I would have gone downstairs after the first few minutes and complained. If a gal is not A+ I get it. Everything else must be on the menu.

This is exactly my point about service in BKK. Paying the same or more and getting less.

[Syzygies]

Pity about Lek at Mango since she is pretty. However I guess ahw ahould be at a differenr shop if she doesn't want to do Mango Service. I might not try in a hurry after all. Challenge to get her to kiss or DATY moght be too much. I do admit to occasionally fucking beautiful girls regardless of all these weaknesses, but its too much missing for a Mango girl, and hare to repeat a really crap girl. I guess she may not last long being so unsuited or might have to improve. She even be fired if continues to give the shop a bad publicity. Other girls will hate her stealing the customers with looks only and causing customers to get bad feeling about Mango.

[Syzygies]

As the header says, I was trying to find a map like the ones mick licker fashioned of the massage shops on 22 and 24 couldn't find it -any body?

Unfortunately it takes significant time to keep Maps up to date and continuous research. Changes in the massage shops names ans ownership are frequent.

Mick Licker probably has not been mongering in Oilies that frequently and no time to try them all.

With all these new shops becoming popular, like Bamboo, Bongkot, Analisa etc.

There was a Map of Oilies but very out of date and I think it had weak coverage of Soi 22. There are so many massage parlours around. What to include and what to leave out. There are a huge number of shops on Soi 23 and I haven't a single one of them. Of course if I was horny and spotted a stunning girl sittung outsise, I would go for it. This is cause a heavy looks orientation.

Still some use for newbies:
https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer...,0.018775&z=16

Bangkok red eye map of Phrom Pong is more up ro date but rhey did not make it a Google Map possibly for fear of copying and left out Soi 26 I think.

Phrom Pong seems to be considered the main area.