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10-04-15 10:29 #8894
Posts: 2116Saradar, Hawthorn. AVOID
I've been really busy the past year with work so haven't had the time, energy or drive to be active on the mongering scene. Staring at a computer screen for 12 hours a day does give me a sore neck. Deciding I needed some attention, I tried out Saradar Thai Massage Joint on Burwood Road, Hawthorn East. What a waste of time and money that was. This place had absolutely nothing going for it. I mean nil, zero, nada, niente, zilch. Firstly, the place is ridiculously expensive. $80 for a straight massage. Secondly, the girls are all pig ugly. Thirdly, not a hope in hell of lightening the ball sack. In any case, you wouldn't want any of these girls handling your equipment. Forthly, the massage was dreadful. Fifthly, they use all of these fake marketing gimmicks to get you in the door, then deny you all the offers, claiming you are outside the validity period. Sixthly, if you want to use HICAPS to claim against insurance, well they use another set of prices for that. Isn't dual pricing illegal? And seventhly, the place was just so damn unfriendly. A smile wouldn't go astray and doesn't cost anything. So much for these criminals coming from the LOS.
What really pissed me off was just how fat, ugly and acne scarred all of the Thai girls were. I'm sure all of the massage joints and bar owners in Thailand have conspired to send the ugliest girls to Australia, as obviously we don't care. I kid you not, these massage girls at Saradar were so ugly that they wouldn't be allowed to sell rice in Thailand. I've been punting a long time and I can count on one hand the number of hot Thai girls I have seen in Australia.
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10-04-15 10:16 #8893
Posts: 60Originally Posted by Ausmann [View Original Post]
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10-04-15 07:48 #8892
Posts: 136275 Brunswick Road
Bored and time on my hands on a Sunday afternoon so I thought I'd shop local and try a place that I have tried a few years back, and the few years back visit was very forgettable and waste of time and money, can't recall if I actually posted a field report back then or not.
Anyways, I digress, had seen Brunswick Rd place advertising a fair bit in various ads up on Locanto, under new management, all the bells and whistles, so I called and spoke to the mammasan owner, who assured me they have beautiful girls, that they provide VERY GOOD service and that I would leave happy.
So I headed over, after a couple of the presses of the doorbell, I'm ushered into a waiting area, think I interrupted someone half way through, greeted and show to waiting area by Asian female in a long t-shirt with nothing else on, thought ok things are looking on the up.
Short wait, then same lady comes and gets me, changes towel and asks how long I want to stay, I say "half an hour" pass her 2 x $50 notes, nothing is discussed but the knowing look I get seems to indicate that she knows what I came for, she disappears to go freshen up and then upon her return, off with the dress, introduces herself as Coco, lays down condom on side table and gets to work on massage.
Decent massage, good pre play with the balls and sensitive areas, then on the flip, gets condom ready and begins some ball and shaft licking. I tell her no condom and she seems perfectly fine with this request. Continues some good tongue action on balls, then works her way to the head and gleefully starts to give me a very decent BBBJ-I was ready to unload and did so pretty quick with a couple of minutes into her eager mouth-no pullback, and keep sucking away until I unloaded every drop! She then took a big spit into tissues, wipe down, and then proceeded to give me another 10 minutes of good decent massage.
All in all, good experience, Coco ain't Jen Hawkins but she provides a damn good service and with she was sucking away I had a couple of fingers going to work on her very moist pussy. I think it's a given that $100 gets you whatever you want here, which is fine by me, I'll be back to try some of the other Asian delights that work here.
Happy punting-DingoD.
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10-03-15 04:19 #8891
Posts: 25Originally Posted by TheLonePunter [View Original Post]
It must be Lalor.
I liked the other Chinese woman who ran it.
Her name was Candy.
I don't suppose you know where she ended up?
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10-02-15 16:55 #8890
Posts: 26Originally Posted by TuggerMan [View Original Post]
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10-01-15 15:43 #8889
Posts: 141Look at post 8528
Originally Posted by Runner8 [View Original Post]
I had a rant back then.
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10-01-15 15:37 #8888
Posts: 141Ask up front
I have found it beneficial if what is on offer is talked about before I get undressed.
At this stage if nude is offered you get them naked for the 1/2 hour.
It better for me as my hands can go a wandering.
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10-01-15 13:03 #8887
Posts: 114Originally Posted by NewToTheScene [View Original Post]
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10-01-15 03:25 #8886
Posts: 60Went and visited Nikki at 483 Swanston. Stunning girl, but cold personality and decided to finish after 15 minutes after I was done. I asked for further neck massage and age replied "you do know this isn't a proper massage place right?" very mechanical, would not recommend.
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09-30-15 15:03 #8885
Posts: 114Traditional Chinese massage
Hi all, Got chatting to a massage girl on wechat, decided to pay them a visit today and just showed up soon after they had opened for the day, I was greeted by the mamasan and a young girl who happened to be at the counter, $50 for 30 min and was taken to the room by the young girl, I was asked to remove clothes and get on massage table as usual, the girl returns and I am about to get on the table I ask her about a topless massage, she told me ok we talk later, first the massage. Massage was really good, my back was a bit sore and she really got stuck into it, her English was pretty good and we were having a general chat, towards the end of the massage she gives a nice sensual massage near the sensitive area and I say to her I want to turn around, on the flip she asks what do you want, she said $30 or $50 extra, I said $50, that's nude with a very nice GFE, touching, enjoyed it very much, after the finish the clean-up was good and kissed good bye. This shop is a newly opened place in Burwood east, phone 88067864, close to a carwash, not the one opposite the car wash, this is just off Burwood Hwy, (sevenoaks road) very clean and tidy, only been opened three weeks I was told, I saw a young skinny girl Avy, very good massage and a nice set of boobs with that little body, WiR yes. Cheers.
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09-30-15 14:40 #8884
Posts: 3Originally Posted by OlderPlayer [View Original Post]
How does it compare to Frankston (where I go?
Frankston extra rates in my experience (after ticket fee).
$20 clothed HJ.
$50 nude HJ.
And up from there is a grey area depending who you have and what kind of mood they are in or agenda they have (or maybe how Lyn drives them?
Although I have never had penetrative sex or BJ, covered or bareback.
Am I missing out?
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09-30-15 14:34 #8883
Posts: 3Originally Posted by AussieJoe [View Original Post]
Julia is the only worker I have ever seen there. And first I have heard that she only works three days. I remember she was there on a boxing day once.
$40 clothed HJ.
$50 if you want to be nice to her but do pop her tits out and play under her pants.
$50 nude if she has someone waiting and she wants to move you on.
$70 nude otherwise, but don't let her make you come too fast, make her work for the money.
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09-30-15 14:28 #8882
Posts: 3Originally Posted by HandShandy [View Original Post]
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09-30-15 10:26 #8881
Posts: 25We chat
Been hearing a lot about we chat but have no idea how to use it.
Could anyone give me a beginners guide for dummies?
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09-30-15 10:23 #8880
Posts: 25Massage in Thomastown
Recently found a little place next to shops & the lawn bowls place in Thomastown not far from the station.
I must try to remember the street name next time.
Its run by an Asian lady (mid 40's) small body, fake tits with a saggy body.
She wears a body stocking with access to the usual bits at all times.
She is pretty much up for most things you ask for & had no problems with a full service for $70.
The service was pretty good & no reasonable request was refused.
No shower but the rooms were pretty clean.
WIR?
Possibly. I liked the other woman who used to run the shop.